Criss Cross Applesauce
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Joined 06-20-11, id: 3006483, Profile Updated: 07-16-12
Author has written 5 stories for Austin & Ally, Gravity Falls, Shake It Up!, and Sisters Grimm.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. They hurt her. They hurt her They hurt her.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have Bella and Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, the Cullens, the wolf pack and Cookies)

My friends,Criss and Appesauce, decided to share an account with me. Yeah! Cross,me, is the former single owner of this account.


I saw this on someone's profile and decided to do my own.

Five Ways to Annoy People at any store:

1. Run up to a really cute pair of shoes and say "OMG! I didn't know they sold mittens here!", while sticking them on your hands.

2. Go to the checkout counter with something REALLY expensive and say you'll give them a dollar for it. When they try to explain that it's really expensive say "Fine I'll go buy a turtle somewhere else."

3. Run around in circles screaming "I can't find my dog!" and when people try to help say "What are you talking about? I don't own a dog."

4. Go to the checkout counter with a pack of gum and pull out one stick. Ask the person how much it cost then scream "Stop looking at me like that, weirdo!"

Last but not least:

5. Put a bunch of stuff on the check out counter then after everything is rung up say "I don't have any money on me!" and face palm yourself.

Caution: Crazy person who just drank 7 cokes on the loose.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Music, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Anime-kitty10, Angelic Sakura Blossom, starlightmint72, The EPICNESS 1999, spkdog, swimmers flip 123, Criss Cross Applesauce,


Link to Ally's ring picture:

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Angel Wings reviews
Sabrina Grimm is dead. They killed her. The Scarlet Hand. And now she's gone. Or so they thought... PUCKABRINA! Post 8, pre 9
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
YOUR A WHAT! reviews
Summary inside. By Criss
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012
Just the Girl reviews
Gunther needs Cece. He can't live without her. Song-fic. Based on the song Just the Girl by:The Click Five
Shake It Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - CeCe J., Gunther H.
Marriage! reviews
This is the sequel to my story, Murder!. Exes, stress, children and SO MUCH MORE! Please R&R! A Cross story.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.
Murder! reviews
Ally is murdered one night at Sonic Boom. Who did it? Does Austin love Ally? Why is Dez gingerbread obsessed? By Beta from AlphaBetaSoup and Cross. Even chapters by Beta,odd by Cross.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
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