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Author has written 38 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, Harry Potter, Hocus Pocus, Peter Pan, Misc. Books, Doctor Who, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

Hello little minions! My name is Hailey. I am a fifteen year old girl living at Pigfarts! Hmm... I'm not quite sure what to say. So let's start out with a few things I like.

My fandoms:

Harry Potter

Doctor Who

Sherlock

Danisnotonfire (not really a fandom, I know, but I love him to death so deal with it.)

StarKid

Twilight (Yes, I know, I know...)

Glee

Supernatural

Les Mis

Other miscellaneous loves of mine:

Moulin Rouge

Johnny Depp

Helena Bonham Carter

Tim Burton

All the films those three have made together.

Alex Kingston

Matt Smith

Karen Gillan

Mean Girls

Victorious (Yes, I know, kid's show, blah, blah, blah...)

Anne Hathaway (is my spirit animal)

Jason Isaacs

Tim Curry

Musicals

CHOOOIIIIIRRRRRR

The Malfoys

Shipping things

All the StarKids

Spongebob Squarepants

Jensen Ackles

Les Mis

Les Mis

Les Mis

Les Mis

Les Mis

LES MIS

My ships:

Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy

Draco Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy

Lucius Malfoy/Draco Malfoy

Matt Smith/Alex Kingston

Pepper Potts/Tony Stark

Dan Howell/Phil Lester

River Song/Eleven

Dumbledore/McGonagall (Brotp)

Sweeney Todd/Mrs. Lovett

Black Widow/Hawkeye

AVPM!Voldemort/AVPM!Quirrell (Brotp)

Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Amelia Pond/Rory Williams

Beck Oliver/Jade West

Tim Burton/Helena Bonham Carter

Narcissa Malfoy/Bellatrix Lestrange

Bellatrix Lestrange/Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley

Barnabas Collins/Julia Hoffman

James Potter/Lily Evans

Severus Snape/Hermione Granger

AVPS!Umbridge/AVPS!Firenze

Hermione Granger/Lucius Malfoy

Westley/Princess Buttercup

Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

Cosette Pontmercy/Marius Pontmercy

Madame Thernadier/Monsieur Thernadier

(Yes, I know that was a lot, but I have more and I don't want to torture you with them.)

My favorite fanfiction authors:

MRS. MILFOY (WHO IS AMAZING AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO READ HER STORIES)

Ms-Figg

Sapphire Smoke

MadameCissy

Lady Bellatrix Black Lestrange

Incidental

Okay, I guess that's the end of fandom-y stuff, because I don't really know what else to say! Currently I'm a sophomore, and in four musical groups (which is the main reason I won't be updating as often). I also got a job babysitting (which technically isn't a real job, but is also another reason I won't be updating as often).

Also, you guys should follow me on Twitter at iLuvJohnnyx and iLuvJohnnyxx.

Yes, they're similar and I only have two because of this: (brace yourself for a long story that isn't really that long but it kind of is) I had my first account, iLuvJohnnyx, on my iPad, and I mainly used that one. But then, I got my iPhone. I downloaded the Twitter app and realized that I had completely forgotten the password I had used for my first account. Now, this seems like an easily fixable problem, right? I could just click "Forgotten password?" and everything would be fixed, right? Not exactly, and this is why. I had also forgotten the email I had used to make that account, and had no way of finding out which one it was from my iPad, which was the only place I could access my account from. So I just decided to make another account. I do use my second account more, since it's on my phone and I always have my phone with me, and I also don't use my iPad much anymore, but I will occasionally post on my first account. Once I get more followers from here, I will start posting updates on my stories, and you will be able to ask me questions and make requests and such. Cool, right? Yeah! Also, with my second account, you can actually see my face, because I'm too lazy to upload a picture of me to my first account. But that's that.

And, if you're on Tumblr, you can follow me here: http://iluvjohnny.tumblr.com/

If you've read through all of that, I applaud you, sir or madam, and you get a cookie. Here. *hands virtual cookie* Have a great day, little minions!

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Kiss Me Hard Before You Go by Incidental reviews
Time cannot heal all mistakes, but it can provide hope. I just wanted you to know that, Baby, you're the best. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Complex Elektra by mrs.milfoy reviews
Originally a one-shot called "Devil in the Details," now a three chaptered dose of deviance. A darker side of Draco emerges when he discovers delight lurking in life's daunting little details. But the fine print can be down right invisible...and doubly dangerous. A gift for a friend, and a warning of incest ahead. Find a playlist on my profile!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,036 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M., OC - Complete
The Problem of Leisure by Incidental reviews
When things must be done precisely they require a manual. Narcissa Malfoy's life is nothing if not precise. Excerpts from the illustrious woman's wifely manual including 'educational' examples.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Rearranging the Furniture by mrs.milfoy reviews
My first Lucissa and a heartfelt Yuletide gift for iLuvJohnny. After the war, the Malfoys' marriage is in shambles. There's arguing, fighting, fluff, furniture rearranging, a great deal of colorful language, unapologetic onomatopaeia and hot married smut. Visit its playlist on my profile! Also huge thanks to lucissamalfoy for my gorgeous custom cover for this piece!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Intruder by mrs.milfoy reviews
A non-traditional traditional ghost story with a few twists. Will and does contain Black/Malfoycest, so don't be a prude. NM/DM, NM/BL of a sort , DM/BL of a sort and maybe even NM/DM/BL/Kitchen Sink. Who knows?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,372 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The cottage by the sea by Lady Bellatrix Black Lestrange reviews
The only secret Bellatrix kept was the other person who knew of her cottage by the sea, who was right at this moment sleeping by her side, an arm draped over her waist and that person was Hermione Jean Granger. Contains smut, lots of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
The Red Nightgown by mrs.milfoy reviews
Unspoken power struggles, internal conflict and a dose of doubt. Can Narcissa come to terms with her baser desires? Can she control them? And more importantly - can she control the object of those desires? Malfoycest ahead, and it's M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Baby Names by katsuki-namikaze reviews
Lucissa. Lucius and Narcissa decide what to name their unborn baby. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Just Another Day by BellasTrick reviews
Alright, this is just a little drabble about the day Bellatrix was captured and taken to Azkaban!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Danger and Delicacy in Deviant Discipline by mrs.milfoy reviews
A stinging stand-alone spank-fic wherein Draco's mummy 'encourages' him to straighten up and fly right...with rather drastic methods. Warnings for incest, smut, fetish and my general insanity. Rated very M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Most Awkward Conversation by actressen reviews
Some of the many characters that have been played by Johnny Depp meet at an unexplainable dinner party, and it just gets more awkward from there. Featuring Sweeney Todd, Jack Sparrow, Victor van Dort, Edward Scissorhands, the Mad Hatter, and Willy Wonka.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sweeney T. - Complete
Family Time by Michi the Mischievous reviews
A night with the Black family. Fluff Alert!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Yours Forever by BellasTrick reviews
Narcissa becomes engaged to Lucius Malfoy. Now she has to tell Bellatrix, who hates Lucius with a passion. *Bellatrix/Narcissa*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
In Certain Instances by mrs.milfoy reviews
It's like Harry Potter meets Brokeback Mountain. You could call it "Two Wizards One Tent." Or, it's just what happens when two Slytherins play a game of 'Gay Chicken.' It's slashy, but not graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Tonight we were free by Lady Bellatrix Black Lestrange reviews
Set just after Potter and his mob escape Malfoy Manor. Bellatrix and Narcissa share unkind words and Bellatrix shows she is not as strong as she seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
It All Breaks Down at the First Rehearsal by SecretSparrowTodd reviews
A casual spitting game turns into sudden realisation. Lust, confusion, agro, anger, hatred and romance are inevitable. Inspired by Placebo's 'Nancy Boy'. Bad summary! Rated M for bad language and sexual content
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Separation Anxiety by mrs.milfoy reviews
If you have an older sibling, especially a sister, you will get this. Aren't they just the most embarrassing creatures on the planet?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Domina by OpheliaBlack reviews
Bellatrix and Hermione play a game in the forest. Shamelessly PWP smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/3/2012 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Revenge by imperfectionisunderrated reviews
Hermione comes home looking like she was tortured. Bellatrix is about to find out the truth about what happened. Rated M for mention of abuse and explicit torture the latter only in the second chapter . R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Table Turning by mrs.milfoy reviews
Draco just wants a little control. Some dubcon, here...and minor bdsm play. But very minor, I think. However, I'm a filthy freak, so use your own judgment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The wedding by Lady Bellatrix Black Lestrange reviews
Bellatrix and Narcissa share a tender goodbye before she marrys Rodolphus Lestrange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
The last time by Lady Bellatrix Black Lestrange reviews
The last time Bellatrix and Narcissa get to be together before she's taken to Azkaban. i suck at summarys,i promise the story is better
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Optimistic Dreamer reviews
The Harry Potter Characters watch 'A Very Potter Musical' by Team StarKid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
A Very Pottermore Experience by ScarfySorty reviews
Darren, Joey, Lauren and other Starkids gather as they attempt to get into Pottermore. Starkid hilarity ensues.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011
Thank You by whatarefishfingers reviews
Another girl comes to live at the pie shop, but like Sweeney, the ghosts of the past come back to haunt her. Toby isn't much help, jealousy gripping his heart. Sweeney denies the Benjamin she brings out in him. It seems Lovett is the only one to love her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,040 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Letters to Cissy by Lady Bellatrix Black Lestrange reviews
The letters that Bellatrix and Narcissa shared while Bella was in Azkaban
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
Reality is Futile by Greyella reviews
Existence is subjective. An accidental voyeur pays witness as reality breaks against a tree. Bellamione. Part 1 of the Reality is Futile series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Little Deaths by Greyella reviews
Hermione finds hated solace in the Library. Bellamione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2011 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] - Complete
A Masked Ball by liidg reviews
This is a very dirty one shot and should not be read by anyone underage…in fact I am not sure it should be read by anyone period. This is A/U OOC PWP and very much rated M. Hermione/Bella/Narcissa. Sequel is Dance of the Seven Veils.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
She Cries Because Of You by Sapphire Smoke reviews
They had wanted the Potter boy, but the mudblood would do just fine. •Bellatrix/Narcissa• •Bellatrix/Hermione•
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.] Hermione G. - Complete
Porn Star Dancing by SnapTobiume10 reviews
Based off of "My Darkest Days" song. "No minors aloud" in the Three Broomsticks can mean so many things... Rated M for the poles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Babies by TheGryffinclawDirewolf reviews
What happens when Bellatrix and Sirius are fighting over a yellow rubber duck?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Thank You MrTodd by CaptainFlyingSparrow reviews
Sweeney Todd thought he could never love again,that was until he met Eclipse. However what will she do when she finds out about his secret,and knows that Sweeney Todd is the only one that can protect her from the man who is trying to kill her?Sweeney/OC {Discontinued}
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,199 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sweeney T.
Bellatrix Just Wants Her Swedish Fish by Enheduanna of Ur reviews
Is it too much for a girl to ask for her favorite candy while watching something muggles call a "movie"?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Bellatrix L., OC - Complete
The Wonderful Room of Requirement by The.Missus.Malfoy reviews
Okay, this one'll make your head spin xD Draco/Hermione/Bellatrix/Snape. : Oneshot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Save Me Sweeney by imaginationstation1997 reviews
Sweeney must realize his true feelings and save Mrs. Lovett. Rated M for rape, and occasional swear words. Enjoy! One Shot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
No Objections by Keikokin reviews
Harry wants Lucius to be his first. COMPLETE SLASH FLUFF OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Healing Touch by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Being helpless has never sat well with River. •Amy/River•
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
In Desperate Need of Laundry by Avril Stayne reviews
Sweeney has to change his shirt at some point in time...just read it.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Belladonna by Ms Shay X Pear reviews
When Draco Malfoy's Auntie Bella comes to visit him in the middle of the night he is scared... and rightly so. He knows shes as addictive as she is deadly. Like Belladonna... M for sex scenes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe and Wine by ff345 reviews
A Benjamin/Nellie Christmas special – fluff, smut and cranberry sauce!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L.
Strawberry Delight by grapenut01 reviews
Mrs.Lovett talks Sweeney into picking strawberries, but what happens when he likes the strawberries more than her?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
I Could Eat You Up, I Really Could by Dollymop reviews
Mrs. Lovett introduces Mr. Todd to, ahem, 'oral pleasure'. Sweenett. One-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
A Dark Velvet Mind by DarkMarkBella reviews
He’d often heard his father liken her to a Black Widow. Draco/Bellatrix Bellatrix/Rodolphus M-Rated
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Just Irresistable by fairmaidofkent reviews
Narcissa hates him. That's why she gave him the love potion. Fluff! Written for the August Drabble contest at The Hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Wand Waving by Allegra.Jane.Alec reviews
Bellatrix is certainly the most loyal of his followers... and clearly the most efficient when it comes to taking care of his wand... Parody, very silly. One-shot.OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Want by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
He should have said no. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Choices by littlemalfoy reviews
An experience from the past helps Lucius accept a strange new development in the future. Nothin' but fluff. Lucius/Narcissa, Draco/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Nightmares are a Good Sign by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
Nellie has a terrible nightmare. Sweenett. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
A 'coming' delayed by A Malfoy's Mistress reviews
Malfoycest warning. Rated M for a reason. Malfoycest with a wicked twist....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Forgiveness, Malfoy style by A Malfoy's Mistress reviews
Malfoycest. Be warned. My first though so please R&R. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
A Christmas Gift by AriannaMalfoy reviews
Lucius Malfoy is released from Azkaban on Christmas Day. Pure fluff inspired by a plot bunny that simply would not leave me alone. Probably AU, but happens five years after the final HP novel, so can't tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
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Nightmare reviews
A short, fluffy Lucissa. Narcissa has a nightmare, and wants her husband.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Reunited reviews
My take on what happened after The Angels Take Manhattan. Very short. WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Out Of The Cold reviews
A short Lucius/Rosmerta requested drabble. Lots of fun to write, though it was very strange for me!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Lucius M., Rosmerta - Complete
Need reviews
A short Bill/Tonks request. Fun to write! Contains smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Bill W., N. Tonks - Complete
Just Do It reviews
Narcissa and Lucius have an argument. Lucius is being childish. Short Lucissa oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Longing reviews
After their encounter at Malfoy Manor, one found herself longing for the other. Bellamione, mostly. A little Ginissa in later chapters. Rated M for a very good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,602 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
A Web Of Memories reviews
At the end of a "fight," Narcissa ends up in tears, and Lucius is determined to find out why. He dives into his wife's mind and find out things he never wanted to find out. Warning: contains incest, rape, torture, and just general unpleasantness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,423 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Behind Golden Curls reviews
"The truth is, no one knows what goes on behind golden curls." Short, stupid, exaggerated Goldilocks-type-thing.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
I See The Light reviews
Sweet Sweeney Todd songfic of "I See The Light" from Tangled. Very short.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
They Would Grow Up reviews
A short oneshot formulated while watching Peter Pan at one in the morning. Very short, very adorable.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Peter P., Wendy D. - Complete
A Leisurely Stroll reviews
Hermione takes a leisurely stroll in the fields outside the Burrow. She gets more than she had planned for. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Toujours Pur reviews
Toujours pur. Always pure. A story of the Black sisters when they were growing up, their life at home and Hogwarts, and what they struggled through. Eventual Cissatrix. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
I Wouldn't Change a Thing reviews
We're perfectly imperfect and I wouldn't change a thing. Like fire and rain, you can drive me insane, but I can't stay mad at you for anything. We're Venus and Mars, we're like different stars, and I wouldn't change a thing...Sweenett. Rated for language.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Motherly Love reviews
Poor little Johanna...all those years without a scrap of motherly love. Well...I'll soon see to that.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,012 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Eleanor L., Johanna B.
No Reason reviews
He didn't know why he was doing these things, but he felt an urge, and acted on it. He had no reason.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Perfect Stuffing reviews
It's Thanksgiving in London! And Nellie WILL have the perfect stuffing. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Fremione reviews
Just a stupid, little oneshot, like Fish. Absolutely no point, it just came to me, and I thought it would be funny. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Orders reviews
Dumbledore had some strange orders for all the teachers...but what if this leads to something more for our favorite Potions Master? lol this started out as a oneshot songfic-type-thingy, but it's turned into more! YAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,992 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Swellamionett reviews
Hermione Granger is caught in Diagon Alley by none other than Bellatrix Lestrange. Bellatrix tries to apparate to Malfoy Manor, but ends up on Fleet Street. Pairings: Bellamione, Nellietrix, Swellatrix, Nellimione, Sweenett, Sweenemione. Swellamionett.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Bellatrix L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Other Things reviews
Nellie invites Sweeney to dinner with her and Toby. Strangely, he agrees. But he has other things on his mind. RP with Breannahello.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Begging reviews
Dani has been begging Max to take her back to the Sanderson's house for weeks. And he can't refuse her. Request from warriors princess.
Hocus Pocus - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Max D., Sarah S. - Complete
Truth or Dare? reviews
A simple game of truth or dare quickly turns into something more...NOT SMUT!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Fish reviews
Just a stupid little idea. Author is not responsible for loss of IQ!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
A Night Alone reviews
Bellatrix is left in charge of Andromeda, Narcissa, Lucius, and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Happy Birthday reviews
Bellatrix celebrates her birthday at the Malfoy house. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
One Wrong Turn reviews
Sweeney takes a wrong turn on the way back to Fleet Street, and ends up in Diagon Alley. Request from WhatACharmingNotion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Lucius M., Sweeney T.
Thunderstorms reviews
Nellie is scared by a thunderstorm, and seeks comfort in a certain demon barber. Oneshot. Sweenett fluff.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
His reviews
Nellie discovers she's a masochist...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Behind the Scenes reviews
Behind the scenes of Alice in Wonderland. sorry, i suck at summaries.
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sweeney T., Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims - Complete
Mrs Lovett's Punishment reviews
When Mrs. Lovett forgets to close the bakehouse door, Sweeney has to punish her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
I Kissed a Girl reviews
Songfic. Nellie has to confess something to Sweeney.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Family That Could Never Be Normal reviews
What if things had gone differently the night that Sweeney killed Judge Turpin? What if he had taken the time to really look at the boy he found in the chest? I'm sorry, I'm terrible at summaries!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Worst Day Ever reviews
Helena Bonham Carter is unexpectedly plunged into the world of Sweeney Todd.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Barber's Chair reviews
What if things had gone differently after Sweeney murdered the judge? Read to find out... sorry! I suck at summaries!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sweeney T., Johanna B. - Complete
To Feel Better reviews
7 months after Benjamin Barker has been sent away, Lucy Barker is still depressed. Nellie Lovett can hardly bear to see her like this. So she attempts to make her feel better.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Eleanor L., Lucy B. - Complete
The Plan reviews
Nellie Lovett has had enough of her and Sweeney's daily ritual. And she has a plan to make it stop.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
A Bad Mood reviews
Sweeney Todd is in a very bad mood. He needs someone to take it out on.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Lessons reviews
Just a little Spparabeth smut. One-shot. Enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
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