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Joined 06-20-11, id: 3007009, Profile Updated: 08-28-16
Author has written 40 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, Harry Potter, Hocus Pocus, Peter Pan, Misc. Books, Doctor Who, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

Hello little minions! My name is Hailey. I am a fifteen year old girl living at Pigfarts! Hmm... I'm not quite sure what to say. So let's start out with a few things I like.

My fandoms:

Harry Potter

Doctor Who

Sherlock

Danisnotonfire (not really a fandom, I know, but I love him to death so deal with it.)

StarKid

Twilight (Yes, I know, I know...)

Glee

Supernatural

Les Mis

Other miscellaneous loves of mine:

Moulin Rouge

Johnny Depp

Helena Bonham Carter

Tim Burton

All the films those three have made together.

Alex Kingston

Matt Smith

Karen Gillan

Mean Girls

Victorious (Yes, I know, kid's show, blah, blah, blah...)

Anne Hathaway (is my spirit animal)

Jason Isaacs

Tim Curry

Musicals

CHOOOIIIIIRRRRRR

The Malfoys

Shipping things

All the StarKids

Spongebob Squarepants

Jensen Ackles

Les Mis

Les Mis

Les Mis

Les Mis

Les Mis

LES MIS

My ships:

Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy

Matt Smith/Alex Kingston

Pepper Potts/Tony Stark

Dan Howell/Phil Lester

River Song/Eleven

Dumbledore/McGonagall (Brotp)

Sweeney Todd/Mrs. Lovett

Black Widow/Hawkeye

AVPM!Voldemort/AVPM!Quirrell (Brotp)

Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Amelia Pond/Rory Williams

Beck Oliver/Jade West

Tim Burton/Helena Bonham Carter

Bellatrix Lestrange/Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley

Barnabas Collins/Julia Hoffman

James Potter/Lily Evans

Severus Snape/Hermione Granger

AVPS!Umbridge/AVPS!Firenze

Westley/Princess Buttercup

Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

Cosette Pontmercy/Marius Pontmercy

Madame Thernadier/Monsieur Thernadier

(Yes, I know that was a lot, but I have more and I don't want to torture you with them.)

Okay, I guess that's the end of fandom-y stuff, because I don't really know what else to say! Currently I'm a sophomore, and in four musical groups (which is the main reason I won't be updating as often). I also got a job babysitting (which technically isn't a real job, but is also another reason I won't be updating as often).

If you've read through all of that, I applaud you, sir or madam, and you get a cookie. Here. *hands virtual cookie* Have a great day, little minions!

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Hey, Soul Sister by theslytherinrose reviews
Narcissa hasn't yet been marked with the image of her soulmate's patronus, and after Andromeda's match turned out to be a Muggleborn, Narcissa's parents have decided to arrange her marriage and deny her a chance at love. Lucius can't stand the thought of Narcissa being forced into a loveless life, and his new mark just happens to resemble the lioness Narcissa conjured in class…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 114,782 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/5 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
Folie à Deux by theslytherinrose reviews
Lucius and Narcissa struggle to keep their lives together during the First Wizarding War despite the strain caused by Lucius's loyalty to the Dark Lord. (Inspired by Fall Out Boy's album.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 8/18 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
Salt and Lace by theslytherinrose reviews
A few glimpses into how Draco Malfoy's relationship with the daughter of his father's best friend has shifted since their first introduction. (Short series of scenes.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/9 - Published: 4/20 - [Draco M., OC] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
Fifty Shades of Lucissa by theslytherinrose reviews
A collection of one-shots for the HPFC "Fifty Shades of..." Challenge starring Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy. [Now rated M for sexual content.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,683 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
Light in Oblivion by theslytherinrose reviews
As the Wizarding World becomes aware of the Dark Lord's return, Narcissa struggles to understand what it means for her family and their future. Shortly after Lucius's imprisonment, she discovers that she's pregnant, and she begins to hate the one responsible for her separation from her husband and finds herself losing all loyalty she once had for the Dark Lord. (OotP-DH eventually)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,757 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] Draco M., Bellatrix L.
Paperwork, Priorities, and Pleasure by theslytherinrose reviews
Lucius's political ambitions have been taking up quite a bit of his time, and when his wife pays him a visit at the Ministry, he's reminded of something vastly more important than paperwork. Winner for "Most True to Canon Character" in the Wordsmiths and Betas Rare Pairs One Shot Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Endlessly by theslytherinrose reviews
Narcissa visits Malfoy Manor for a weekend over the summer holidays for alone time with Lucius. They both anticipate things will get steamy, but he has something extra planned that he knows she doesn't expect. (Lemon, lots of fluff, surprise ending. Oneshot. Probably.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Heroes by theslytherinrose reviews
Draco comes across a strange book filled with pictures in one of the boxes while Hermione is moving into Malfoy Manor. (Fluffy Dramione, Lucissa, birthday drabble.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] - Complete
Remember to Live by theslytherinrose reviews
Narcissa and Lucius share a peaceful moment after the war. Oneshot(?) written for the third place winner in my tumblr fic giveaway. (Fluff with a twist ending.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] - Complete
Checkmate by theslytherinrose reviews
Hermione learns that Wizard's Chess may be an effective way to impress her future in-laws. (Post-war fluffy Dramione with a side of fluffy Lucissa. Written for a friend's birthday. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
The Serpent and the Rose by theslytherinrose reviews
After years of delays, complications, and emotional turmoil, Lucius Malfoy has decided that he's tired of waiting: he's ready to marry Narcissa Black. [M for later chapters.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/26/2015 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
Irresistible by theslytherinrose reviews
After a day and evening out, Lucius brings Narcissa back to their chambers to continue celebrating her birthday. (Multiple lemons. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
Vices & Virtues by theslytherinrose reviews
A series of Abraxas/Seraphina drabbles relating to each track on Panic! at the Disco's album Vices & Virtues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 6/30 - [Abraxas M., OC] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Wordsmiths & Betas Rare Pairs Competition by wordsmithsandbetas reviews
Thirty Entries written by multiple authors for the W&B Rare Pairs Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,805 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8 - Complete
Paradise Lost by theslytherinrose reviews
After years of trying to rebuild a normal life following the Dark Lord's fall, Lucius is imprisoned when a mission goes awry. In Azkaban, he learns that Narcissa is pregnant, and he worries for the safety of his wife, his unborn child, and the son upon whom the Dark Lord has decided to turn his anger. (Companion story to Light in Oblivion. OotP-DH eventually. Lucius's POV.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 1/16 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Draco M., Augustus R.
Everything Changes by theslytherinrose reviews
Near the end of their schooling, longtime best friends Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Black begin to realize their feelings for one another may run more deeply than they thought. Friendships are tested and alliances shift as the students of Slytherin strive to forge their identities in a world in which war has begun to brew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Walden M., Nott
Para Bellum by theslytherinrose reviews
During the Battle of Hogwarts, the Dark Lord kills Harry and goes on to take over the Wizarding World. Due to Narcissa's betrayal, the Malfoys' allegiance to the Dark Lord has been severed. In desperation to save their family, the Malfoys join the Order and help put an end to his madness. (Rated M for later chapters.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Draco M.
Mad Season by theslytherinrose reviews
Draco Malfoy has decided to return to Hogwarts to finish his education after the war. To make things easier on her son and to express her gratitude for the majority of her family remaining intact, Narcissa Malfoy decides to extend an olive branch to the famous Harry Potter. [AU in which Draco and the Golden Trio return to school post-war.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,291 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] Harry P., Draco M.
Badlands by theslytherinrose reviews
A series of Lucissa drabbles relating to each track on Halsey's album Badlands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 9/29/2015 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
At the End of the Tunnel by theslytherinrose reviews
While searching for their son during the Battle of Hogwarts, Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy inadvertently reach the Shrieking Shack and locate someone else. (AU, one-shot, wishful thinking in light of the loss of a great actor.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] Severus S. - Complete
The Only Exception by theslytherinrose reviews
Eurydice Malfoy visits her parents' room after a nightmare. AU. (Inspired by discussions with my friends SwordofSlytherin and justforpractice, who were curious what would've happened if Eurydice had lived. Lucius/Narcissa with past Narcissa/Augustus. AdoptiveDad!Lucius. May spawn a full AU at a later date.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] OC - Complete
Sometimes She Cries by theslytherinrose reviews
A loss from a difficult period years ago haunts Narcissa's nightmares, as do the fears it brings to the surface. After so long trying to leave the past buried, she finally allows herself to ask Lucius a difficult question. (TW for discussions of miscarriage. References to previous relationships.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] - Complete
Demolition Lovers by theslytherinrose reviews
Drabble with DeathEater!Narcissa. [Title is from the song by MCR.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] - Complete
Safe & Sound by theslytherinrose reviews
Five Lucissa drabbles based on "Safe & Sound" by Taylor Swift and the Civil Wars for the Lyric Inspired Drabble Challenge II. [TW for miscarriage/stillbirth in Part I. Part II is also my entry in the Tarot Card Challenge for Temperance Primary.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2015 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Back 2 Good by theslytherinrose reviews
Request for lucissaa on tumblr: Lucius and Narcissa after the Battle of Hogwarts, realizing how happy they are to be alive and together. [Happy anniversary, L&N.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2015 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
I Don't Want To Miss A Thing by theslytherinrose reviews
Aware that the Dark Lord's return means his life is about to become much less peaceful, Lucius takes time to enjoy lying with Narcissa. [Post-GoF. T for implications.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2015 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Almost Paradise by theslytherinrose reviews
Narcissa reflects on how glad she is that Lucius returned semi-safely from his latest task. First War, pre-Draco, drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/1/2015 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] - Complete
Trouble Is by theslytherinrose reviews
Lucius fights hard to win back Narcissa's love after a traumatic separation, and as the two begin to build their lives together, personal hardships take center-stage and the war is nothing but in the way. Duties, prison, and death try to break them, but they continue to fight. A series of dates from 1974 to 1997. (Deviates a bit from canon present-day. TW: miscarriage/stillbirth.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2015 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Kiss Me Hard Before You Go by Incidental reviews
Time cannot heal all mistakes, but it can provide hope. I just wanted you to know that, Baby, you're the best. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
The Problem of Leisure by Incidental reviews
When things must be done precisely they require a manual. Narcissa Malfoy's life is nothing if not precise. Excerpts from the illustrious woman's wifely manual including 'educational' examples.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Baby Names by katsuki-namikaze reviews
Lucissa. Lucius and Narcissa decide what to name their unborn baby. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Most Awkward Conversation by actressen reviews
Some of the many characters that have been played by Johnny Depp meet at an unexplainable dinner party, and it just gets more awkward from there. Featuring Sweeney Todd, Jack Sparrow, Victor van Dort, Edward Scissorhands, the Mad Hatter, and Willy Wonka.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sweeney T. - Complete
Domina by OpheliaBlack reviews
Bellatrix and Hermione play a game in the forest. Shamelessly PWP smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/3/2012 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Revenge by imperfectionisunderrated reviews
Hermione comes home looking like she was tortured. Bellatrix is about to find out the truth about what happened. Rated M for mention of abuse and explicit torture the latter only in the second chapter . R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Optimistic Dreamer reviews
The Harry Potter Characters watch 'A Very Potter Musical' by Team StarKid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
A Very Pottermore Experience by ScarfySorty reviews
Darren, Joey, Lauren and other Starkids gather as they attempt to get into Pottermore. Starkid hilarity ensues.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011
Thank You by HotdiggityDammit reviews
Another girl comes to live at the pie shop, but like Sweeney, the ghosts of the past come back to haunt her. Toby isn't much help, jealousy gripping his heart. Sweeney denies the Benjamin she brings out in him. It seems Lovett is the only one to love her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,040 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Reality is Futile by Greyella reviews
Existence is subjective. An accidental voyeur pays witness as reality breaks against a tree. Bellamione. Part 1 of the Reality is Futile series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Little Deaths by Greyella reviews
Hermione finds hated solace in the Library. Bellamione. For mature audiences only (18 & up).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/29/2011 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] - Complete
Porn Star Dancing by SnapTobiume10 reviews
Based off of "My Darkest Days" song. "No minors aloud" in the Three Broomsticks can mean so many things... Rated M for the poles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Babies by TheGryffinclawDirewolf reviews
What happens when Bellatrix and Sirius are fighting over a yellow rubber duck?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Thank You MrTodd by CaptainFlyingSparrow reviews
Sweeney Todd thought he could never love again,that was until he met Eclipse. However what will she do when she finds out about his secret,and knows that Sweeney Todd is the only one that can protect her from the man who is trying to kill her?Sweeney/OC {Discontinued}
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,199 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sweeney T.
Bellatrix Just Wants Her Swedish Fish by Enheduanna of Ur reviews
Is it too much for a girl to ask for her favorite candy while watching something muggles call a "movie"?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Bellatrix L., OC - Complete
The Wonderful Room of Requirement by The.Missus.Malfoy reviews
Okay, this one'll make your head spin xD Draco/Hermione/Bellatrix/Snape. : Oneshot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Save Me Sweeney by imaginationstation1997 reviews
Sweeney must realize his true feelings and save Mrs. Lovett. Rated M for rape, and occasional swear words. Enjoy! One Shot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Healing Touch by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Being helpless has never sat well with River. •Amy/River•
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
In Desperate Need of Laundry by Avril Stayne reviews
Sweeney has to change his shirt at some point in time...just read it.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Belladonna by Ms Shay X Pear reviews
When Draco Malfoy's Auntie Bella comes to visit him in the middle of the night he is scared... and rightly so. He knows shes as addictive as she is deadly. Like Belladonna... M for sex scenes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Strawberry Delight by Corasqueen reviews
Mrs.Lovett talks Sweeney into picking strawberries, but what happens when he likes the strawberries more than her?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
I Could Eat You Up, I Really Could by Dollymop reviews
Mrs. Lovett introduces Mr. Todd to, ahem, 'oral pleasure'. Sweenett. One-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
A Dark Velvet Mind by DarkMarkBella reviews
He’d often heard his father liken her to a Black Widow. Draco/Bellatrix Bellatrix/Rodolphus M-Rated
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Just Irresistable by fairmaidofkent reviews
Narcissa hates him. That's why she gave him the love potion. Fluff! Written for the August Drabble contest at The Hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Wand Waving by Allegra.Jane.Alec reviews
Bellatrix is certainly the most loyal of his followers... and clearly the most efficient when it comes to taking care of his wand... Parody, very silly. One-shot.OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Want by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
He should have said no. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Choices by littlemalfoy reviews
An experience from the past helps Lucius accept a strange new development in the future. Nothin' but fluff. Lucius/Narcissa, Draco/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Nightmares are a Good Sign by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
Nellie has a terrible nightmare. Sweenett. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
A Christmas Gift by AriannaMalfoy reviews
Lucius Malfoy is released from Azkaban on Christmas Day. Pure fluff inspired by a plot bunny that simply would not leave me alone. Probably AU, but happens five years after the final HP novel, so can't tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
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La Vita é Una Danza reviews
Minister Malfoy and his wife hold their first ball in honor of the new Creature Secrecy Act. Shameless AU fluff for theslytherinrose's birthday! Rated M for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: The Malfoys' Epilogue reviews
After learning a lesson about parenting, Draco resolves to make long-overdue amends. (MAJOR Cursed Child spoilers.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Nightmare reviews
A short, fluffy Lucissa. Narcissa has a nightmare, and wants her husband.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Reunited reviews
My take on what happened after The Angels Take Manhattan. Very short. WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Out Of The Cold reviews
A short Lucius/Rosmerta requested drabble. Lots of fun to write, though it was very strange for me!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Lucius M., Rosmerta - Complete
Need reviews
A short Bill/Tonks request. Fun to write! Contains smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Bill W., N. Tonks - Complete
Just Do It reviews
Narcissa and Lucius have an argument. Lucius is being childish. Short Lucissa oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Longing reviews
After their encounter at Malfoy Manor, one found herself longing for the other. Bellamione, mostly. A little Ginissa in later chapters. Rated M for a very good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,602 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
A Web Of Memories reviews
At the end of a "fight," Narcissa ends up in tears, and Lucius is determined to find out why. He dives into his wife's mind and find out things he never wanted to find out. Warning: contains incest, rape, torture, and just general unpleasantness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Behind Golden Curls reviews
"The truth is, no one knows what goes on behind golden curls." Short, stupid, exaggerated Goldilocks-type-thing.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
I See The Light reviews
Sweet Sweeney Todd songfic of "I See The Light" from Tangled. Very short.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
They Would Grow Up reviews
A short oneshot formulated while watching Peter Pan at one in the morning. Very short, very adorable.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Peter P., Wendy D. - Complete
A Leisurely Stroll reviews
Hermione takes a leisurely stroll in the fields outside the Burrow. She gets more than she had planned for. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Toujours Pur reviews
Toujours pur. Always pure. A story of the Black sisters when they were growing up, their life at home and Hogwarts, and what they struggled through.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
I Wouldn't Change a Thing reviews
We're perfectly imperfect and I wouldn't change a thing. Like fire and rain, you can drive me insane, but I can't stay mad at you for anything. We're Venus and Mars, we're like different stars, and I wouldn't change a thing...Sweenett. Rated for language.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Motherly Love reviews
Poor little Johanna...all those years without a scrap of motherly love. Well...I'll soon see to that.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,012 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Eleanor L., Johanna B.
No Reason reviews
He didn't know why he was doing these things, but he felt an urge, and acted on it. He had no reason.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Perfect Stuffing reviews
It's Thanksgiving in London! And Nellie WILL have the perfect stuffing. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Fremione reviews
Just a stupid, little oneshot, like Fish. Absolutely no point, it just came to me, and I thought it would be funny. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Orders reviews
Dumbledore had some strange orders for all the teachers...but what if this leads to something more for our favorite Potions Master? lol this started out as a oneshot songfic-type-thingy, but it's turned into more! YAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,992 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Swellamionett reviews
Hermione Granger is caught in Diagon Alley by none other than Bellatrix Lestrange. Bellatrix tries to apparate to Malfoy Manor, but ends up on Fleet Street. Pairings: Bellamione, Nellietrix, Swellatrix, Nellimione, Sweenett, Sweenemione. Swellamionett.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Bellatrix L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Other Things reviews
Nellie invites Sweeney to dinner with her and Toby. Strangely, he agrees. But he has other things on his mind. RP with Breannahello.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Begging reviews
Dani has been begging Max to take her back to the Sanderson's house for weeks. And he can't refuse her. Request from warriors princess.
Hocus Pocus - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Max D., Sarah S. - Complete
Truth or Dare? reviews
A simple game of truth or dare quickly turns into something more...NOT SMUT!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Fish reviews
Just a stupid little idea. Author is not responsible for loss of IQ!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
A Night Alone reviews
Bellatrix is left in charge of Andromeda, Narcissa, Lucius, and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Happy Birthday reviews
Bellatrix celebrates her birthday at the Malfoy house. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
One Wrong Turn reviews
Sweeney takes a wrong turn on the way back to Fleet Street, and ends up in Diagon Alley. Request from WhatACharmingNotion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Lucius M., Sweeney T.
Thunderstorms reviews
Nellie is scared by a thunderstorm, and seeks comfort in a certain demon barber. Oneshot. Sweenett fluff.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
His reviews
Nellie discovers she's a masochist...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Behind the Scenes reviews
Behind the scenes of Alice in Wonderland. sorry, i suck at summaries.
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sweeney T., Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims - Complete
Mrs Lovett's Punishment reviews
When Mrs. Lovett forgets to close the bakehouse door, Sweeney has to punish her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
I Kissed a Girl reviews
Songfic. Nellie has to confess something to Sweeney.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Family That Could Never Be Normal reviews
What if things had gone differently the night that Sweeney killed Judge Turpin? What if he had taken the time to really look at the boy he found in the chest? I'm sorry, I'm terrible at summaries!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Worst Day Ever reviews
Helena Bonham Carter is unexpectedly plunged into the world of Sweeney Todd.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Barber's Chair reviews
What if things had gone differently after Sweeney murdered the judge? Read to find out... sorry! I suck at summaries!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sweeney T., Johanna B. - Complete
To Feel Better reviews
7 months after Benjamin Barker has been sent away, Lucy Barker is still depressed. Nellie Lovett can hardly bear to see her like this. So she attempts to make her feel better.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Eleanor L., Lucy B. - Complete
The Plan reviews
Nellie Lovett has had enough of her and Sweeney's daily ritual. And she has a plan to make it stop.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
A Bad Mood reviews
Sweeney Todd is in a very bad mood. He needs someone to take it out on.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Lessons reviews
Just a little Spparabeth smut. One-shot. Enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
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