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I'm twenty something. My evenings are usually spent around town in Austin. I stumbled upon FF.net by accident and have been hooked since. I read, lurk and occasionally review.

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To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 104,768 - Reviews: 4544 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 4,396 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
More Ferarum by IReen Weiss reviews
I'm still technically married. I still technically wear my wedding ring. It's on a chain around my neck. With his. He still won't sign the divorce papers. I still don't want him to. 1st Place Winner: TLS Angst Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,892 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Bella, Edward
Alaska by Anton M reviews
For two years, Bella's had a cotton candy romance going on with her taciturn best friend. In her head. So after catching bits and pieces of Edward's unusual upbringing, Bella pays a visit to Alaska. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 88,549 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bella, Edward
Stolen Secrets and Shattered Dreams by FoxxyJ reviews
A NYC barman views his mind reading as an isolating cancer, until he meets a lonely 28yr old trying to escape her sad reality. His life is full of harsh lessons. Hers an uphill battle, so she never complains when a beautiful boy pushes her away time and time again. EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,250 - Reviews: 3811 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Came Too Early by Elliania reviews
Complete, but for the epilogue. Edward and Bella married too young and for all the wrong reasons, so no one acted surprised when their marriage crumbled down. Two kids and five years later, events force them to live under the same roof for a while. Will they realize what they lost? AH. Older, divorced E/B. Daddyward. Angst. HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 200,290 - Reviews: 3667 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
Looking Back by RachelFish reviews
She knew when she met him she wouldn't be able to deny him anything. Is that how she ended up pregnant at 16 and left to handle it alone? Bella raises her daughter with the help of her family... but what about the person who matters most? *On temporary hiatus*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,499 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Babysitter by plummy reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,519 - Follows: 4,458 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Selkie Wife by Lissa Bryan reviews
Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,423 - Reviews: 5571 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
El Camino by IReen Weiss reviews
He drove a rundown 1973 El Camino, smoked like a chimney - and the few words he spoke were seldom to me. HEA TwiFic Contest Public Vote and Judges Choice Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 218 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12575 - Favs: 6,230 - Follows: 5,986 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pull Out King by Ho Hey Contest reviews
A silly sad story about everything going to hell, kleptomania, cry-babies and finding a place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8259 - Favs: 4,654 - Follows: 4,227 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aperitif by TheFicChick reviews
"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 258 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10899 - Favs: 5,576 - Follows: 5,837 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Spinning Bottles by knicnort3 reviews
This twist of fate story finds Edward Masen, CEO of Cullen Enterprises, getting thrust into the life that he would have had if he never left for college in New York after high school. *My take on the movie "The Family Man" * AH, B/E, AU, HEA, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,490 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Constant Bearing, Decreasing Range by beegurl13 reviews
Two consenting adults. One wants more. What happens when the other doesn't, and never will? Is there such thing as true love in the real world? And will they see what's coming before it's too late? E/B, AH, M. For The Twilight 25 Round 6 Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,986 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This is My Wish by ericastwilight reviews
Dear Wishes for You, My name is Riley Biers and I'm nine years old. Soon, very soon I'll leave behind my mom because I have terminal cancer. I write to you today and this is my wish... Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,652 - Reviews: 4867 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 2,162 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rosebud by Arabella's reviews
Millionaire Edward fell quickly for small town Bella, and their dreamy romance soon led to wedding bells. When their new marriage is about to fall apart, Bella goes missing. Edward is determined to search for her, but does Bella want to be found? AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,526 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12871 - Favs: 7,718 - Follows: 6,175 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Slow Boil by kts reviews
Bella's an exchange student hoping to find a job to keep herself employed for the summer so that she can stay on at an exclusive University. Her best job prospect is a part-time housekeeping position with one Mr. Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,904 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sun is Gonna Shine by monroeslittle reviews
"But whatever the reason, if you are pregnant, would it be so bad?" post-Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 208 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Five Fs by MizSphinx reviews
Hermione thinks being in love is a worthless waste of time and energy. She's determined to prove this fact to the world, and has found the perfect person to help her in this mission. But it's just too bad that Draco has other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Someone Like You by IReen Weiss reviews
Age of Edward Judges Choice Winner: Bella struggles with mental illness, Edward struggles with fidelity. Story set in 1950 with flashbacks through the 40s. Title based on "Someone Like You" by Doris Day. Fair Warning - Macabre. AH, AU B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,439 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by FallingforWerewolves reviews
"Hermione Granger was dead. That's all there was to it." After Hermione was killed by a rogue Death Eater, all of Hogwarts goes into mourning. But curiosity is sparked when Draco starts carryong a piece of parchment with him everywhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 3,638 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Swirl of Circles and Stars by TKegl reviews
All his life, Edward Cullen has had visions of the future…visions that always came true. But when he foresees a tragedy that could cost him everything, he'll do whatever it takes to keep it from happening. *Winner, Best Tragedy in the Twi Angst Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Somewhere With You by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I'd never seen blood look as red as it did against the white fabric. When I woke up this morning, I thought this was the beginning of my new life. In an instant everything was gone. E/B one shot entry for the TwiAngst Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25089 - Favs: 12,337 - Follows: 8,272 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Buried with the Bones by Lesera128 reviews
Imagine if Booth and Brennan never met. The exhumation of a cold case introduces Booth to Dr. Temperance Brennan, but not quite in the way you think. If you believe in fate, somehow... can they cheat death and get a second chance? Very AU. Complete.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,856 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5212 - Favs: 3,803 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13140 - Favs: 8,734 - Follows: 4,748 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Maiden by beegurl13 reviews
Raised by a Comanche tribe in 1870's Texas, Bella must learn to live in an ever changing world. What happens when she loses the man she loves, only to find another man she wants more, but he's married... E/B, M, AH. FAGE2 story written for ZenOneness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,403 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4465 - Favs: 7,160 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Smattering of Rouge by RainyGirl1978 reviews
WINNER: Judge's Choice for the Beautiful Bellies Contest. Summary: Amidst the turmoil of Nazi occupied France, Bella meets a charming American and is forced to decide between survival and true love. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,974 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Undone by Scorp112 reviews
She took a risk that left her with nothing. How do you tell someone to come home when you're the one who sent them away? How does Bella break the news to her ex-husband that the baby she's carrying is his? *1st place winner in Beautiful Bellies Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,237 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 325 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5017 - Favs: 5,930 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drift by denverpopcorn reviews
A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
Unforgiven by Zosie reviews
One man can't have it all,ask Edward Cullen. Once he had more than he could have hoped. A loving wife, a daughter and a baby son due to be born, in their new home in Africa. That decision cost him dearly.What's left when you lose everything? Tragedy/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,326 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14251 - Favs: 15,282 - Follows: 8,289 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8842 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 3,897 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Series of Misunderstandings by DCM reviews
Modern, based on the characters of Pride & Prejudice yet not a modern adaptation of the classic . Story begins after Darcy has rescued Lydia, and involves Darcy & Lizzy finding their way to each other. 15 chapters. Please R&R.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,871 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
With or Without You by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 4192 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2921 - Favs: 3,324 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 2246 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3062 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
May and His December by Oxymoronic8 reviews
Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 329 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete