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Name: Maria

Age: between 0-100years old...

Location: Somewhere

Sexuality: really does it matter? Well then if you must know...I am homosexual.

be yourself, unless you can be Zeddie Little, always be Zeddie little..

Does this darkness have a name? This cruelty? This hatred? How did it find us? Did it steal into our lives or did we seek it out and embrace it? What happened to us? That we now send our children into the world like we send young men to war, hoping for their safe return, but knowing that some will be lost along the way. When did we lose our way? Consumed by the shadows, swallowed all by the darkness. Does this darkness have a name? Is it your name?

Everything we see hides another thing;
we always want to see what is hidden by what we see.
Rene Magritte

Tomorrow, you promise yourself,
you will be different,
yet tomorrow is too often
a repetition of today
James T. McKay

Think about it…

Winnie the Pooh -- eating disorder

Piglet -- general anxiety disorder

Rabbit -- OCD

Tigger -- ADHD, possible substance abuse

Eeyore -- Major Deppressive/Manic Depressive

Christopher Robbin -- schizophrenic

Kanga/Roo -- Codependent

Owl – Narcissistic

I Never Said She Stole My Money: 7 Different Meanings

"I never said she stole my money" has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word.

Ididn't say she stole my money - someone else said it.

I didn'tsay she stole my money - I didn't say it.

I didn't sayshe stole my money - I only implied it.

I didn't say shestole my money - I said someone did, not necessarily her.

I didn't say she stolemy money - I considered it borrowed, even though she didn't ask.

I didn't say she stole mymoney - only that she stole money.

I didn't say she stole my money - she stole stuff which cost me money to replace.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Too all the homophobic people out there,

Have you ever seen V for vendetta?

Well there is a scene where we are narrated by a woman named Valerie.

She is a gay woman, not gay as in happy but queer as in fuck you and keep reading.

Anyways she writes this letter and if you are just a little tad homophobe you should read this. And think about if this is really what you want this word to become? (You may also read it if you’re gay):

I don't know who you are. Please believe. There is no way I can convince you that this is not one of their tricks. But I don't care. I am me, and I don't know who you are, but I love you.

I have a pencil. A little one they did not find. I am a woman. I hid it inside me. Perhaps I won't be able to write again, so this is a long letter about my life. It is the only autobiography I have ever written and oh God I'm writing it on toilet paper.

I was born in Nottingham in 1957, and it rained a lot. I passed my eleven plus and went to girl's Grammar. I wanted to be an actress.

I met my first girlfriend at school. Her name was Sara. She was fourteen and I was fifteen but we were both in Miss. Watson's class. Her wrists. Her wrists were beautiful. I sat in biology class, staring at the picket rabbit fetus in its jar, listening while Mr. Hird said it was an adolescent phase that people outgrew. Sara did. I didn't.

In 1976 I stopped pretending and took a girl called Christine home to meet my parents. A week later I enrolled at drama college. My mother said I broke her heart.

But it was my integrity that was important. Is that so selfish? It sells for so little, but it's all we have left in this place. It is the very last inch of us. But within that inch we are free.

London. I was happy in London. In 1981 I played Dandini in Cinderella. My first rep work. The world was strange and rustling and busy, with invisible crowds behind the hot lights and all that breathless glamour. It was exciting and it was lonely. At nights I'd go to the Crew-Ins or one of the other clubs. But I was stand-offish and didn't mix easily. I saw a lot of the scene, but I never felt comfortable there. So many of them just wanted to be gay. It was their life, their ambition. And I wanted more than that.

Work improved. I got small film roles, then bigger ones. In 1986 I starred in "The Salt Flats." It pulled in the awards but not the crowds. I met Ruth while working on that. We loved each other. We lived together and on Valentine's Day she sent me roses and oh God, we had so much. Those were the best three years of my life.

In 1988 there was the war, and after that there were no more roses. Not for anybody.

In 1992 they started rounding up the gays. They took Ruth while she was out looking for food. Why are they so frightened of us? They burned her with cigarette ends and made her give them my name. She signed a statement saying I'd seduced her. I didn't blame her. God, I loved her. I didn't blame her.

But she did. She killed herself in her cell. She couldn't live with betraying me, with giving up that last inch. Oh Ruth. . . .

They came for me. They told me that all of my films would be burned. They shaved off my hair and held my head down a toilet bowl and told jokes about lesbians. They brought me here and gave me drugs. I can't feel my tongue anymore. I can't speak.

The other gay women here, Rita, died two weeks ago. I imagine I'll die quite soon. It's strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and I apologized to nobody.

I shall die here. Every last inch of me shall perish. Except one.

An inch. It's small and it's fragile and it's the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it, or sell it, or give it away. We must never let them take it from us.

I don't know who you are. Or whether you're a man or a woman. I may never see you or cry with you or get drunk with you. But I love you. I hope that you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and that things get better, and that one day people have roses again. I wish I could kiss you.


"Fat Bottomed Girls"

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah down beside that red fire light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lovely ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
And the stiffness in your bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (Please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls

Kelly won't kiss my friend Cassandra,
Jessica won't play ball.
Mandy won't share her friend Miranda,
Doesn't anybody live at all?

Amanda won't leave me empty handed,
Got her number from the bathroom stall.
Brandy just got way too much baggage,
And that shit just gets old.

Katie: You haven’t changed, I can see straight through you.
Effy: Likewise. You ever gonna let that smile falter?
Katie: Only when yours does.

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who am i killing today babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you

Our game plans are different but strangely our goals don’t differ,

A night without drama, a hot sweaty blur -

By 2am I hope I make it with her.

Lala lala lala lala

By 2am I hope I make it with her, paint it with her, sainted by her,

By 2am very acquainted with her…

Barber's chair means slut.

It's from the phrase "She is as common as a barber's chair, in which a whole parish sit to be trimmed"

Sally Webster: Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Soph.

Sophie Webster: And that top doesn't suit you but you still wear it.

Daddy, how was I born? 'Well, son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You got Male!

If any of you like Alice/Bella Fanfic’s then read;

(What the heart needs. It is SO sweet)

Emma's dress in chapter 4 of "the light in the dark heart:

Dress nr.1 in chapter 5 of "the light in the dark heart":

Dress nr.2 in chapter 5 of " TLITDH":

Dress nr.3 in chapter 5 of "TLITDH":

Snow's ball gown in chapter 5 of "TLITDH":

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Not Alone by Cassiel16 reviews
Bella isn't human. Having dealt with vampires attacking her constantly has prepared her for almost anything well, except for a family of vampires that accepts her with open arms, falling in love with one of them, and trying to keep her secret safe from everyone. Throw in some unfriendly werewolves who give her the ultimatum of joining their pack or dying, and life gets interesting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,183 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Alice, Bella
Coffee and Cookies by bloodyelectro reviews
It all started with an unusual marriage proposal... a couple of related one-shots. future-fic aka slightly OOC. And for the record: season three mostly didn t happen here.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,229 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Santana L., Quinn F.
Enchanted by Queen Nan reviews
Princess Emma was meant to meet her true love at the ball, it just wasn't meant to be her. Swan Queen AU in FTL. On Hiatus until I decide if this ship and this show is worth all the toxic hurt that come with it. Thank you to all that have read, it remains up because despite everything I love this story.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,895 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.]
Dreamscape by B of Ericaland reviews
AU Every night when Queen Emma falls asleep she becomes Emma Swan, or is it the other way around? When she meets beautiful Regina in both worlds simultaneously, she begins to question all she's ever believed.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 245,596 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Somebody That I Used to Know by AliceSwan921 reviews
This is my first attempt for fan fiction. This is a love story between Emily and Hanna that begins in S2E6 with flash backs to the month Alison disappeared. Rated M for select chapters only.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 69,422 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hanna M., Emily F. - Complete
Bitten and in love by Sk8rgrl69 reviews
Full summary inside...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,499 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 1/7/2012 - [Alice, Bella] - Complete
The Wicked Stepmother by seriousish reviews
When the Evil Queen catches baby Emma along with Snow White, she decides on a new revenge. In Storybrooke, Snow White will be allowed to raise her daughter... but on her eighteenth birthday, Regina will come for her. Emma might just enjoy that.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,526 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood - Complete
Thin Line Between Love and Age by Blood Venom Tears0816 reviews
Alice parents dies in a car accindent and leaves a new born behind, just turned seventeen, what will Alice do when she has to run, scared that they would put her sister in the hands of social services? How would she take care of them both? Rated M B/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 83,840 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Soccer Mom by Holdontohope reviews
Mild language, mentions of sexuality, some spoilers but I have taken several characters in a different path than the show has .
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L.
As If We Never Said Goodbye by Catty Jay reviews
Three weeks. That's all it took. Santana finds herself four thousand miles away from home with only a backpack and a feisty blonde for company. When you're nineteen, three weeks can change your life.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,374 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Santana L., Quinn F.
Break Each Others Hearts Again by Ess5iveOoh reviews
Santana had dreams. Big dreams. But she ended up becoming a waitress, where she meets a little someone, who leads her right back to where her dreams began.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,469 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Santana L., Quinn F.
Maybe This Time by missmandamargo reviews
Quinn and Santana deal with the aftermath of Santana's accident, while readjusting to life in Lima. Sequel to Fool's Game. This story is in a hiatus.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,481 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Santana L., Quinn F.
22 Scenes of Swan Queen by Exquisiteliltart reviews
Writing a 'missing' Swan Queen scene for each episode of season 1. Update: 10/14/12 Dreamy.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,961 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
It Won't Rain by MyTwiDreams reviews
Alice falls hard for her cousin's charismatic best friend but the beautiful brunette doesn't seem that interested in returning her feelings. Or maybe she's just desperate to keep a secret. Bellice/AH. This story deals with GID Gender Identity Disorder
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 84,840 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Trusting You to Catch Me by aeval reviews
Following her accident, Quinn experiences the gamut of emotion: denial to acceptance to healing and everything in between. But through it all are her friends patiently helping her with caring and friendship and maybe more.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,121 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
The Sheriff's New Bra by Exquisiteliltart reviews
Emma receives an embarrassing complaint. Update 8.14.12 rating change to M: Regina loses control, Emma takes it.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Sproutes by TBrennanFan reviews
Emma has struggled as she adjusted to the many changes in her life: returning to Fairy Tale land for the first time since she was born, having a 10-year old son in her life full-time, and being in the first committed relationship of her life. But this change, she had to admit, was the most unexpected. Post-S1, FLT, Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Dream Catcher by obessionbritanna reviews
I really suck at summaries. Future Fict. Sort of OC. Quinn and Santana are both daughters of rich men and grow up together for a week each summer, until tragedy strikes. fluffy/smut/angst. M in later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Santana L., Quinn F.
Seeing You Again for the First Time by DottieP reviews
Set in the same universe as "Office Hours," "Easy Like Sunday Morning," & "A Little Shopping," this is the flashback to when Quinn & Santana reconnect, set seven years after high school. There might be a few chapters with a M rating. ON HIATUS.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,961 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L.
One step until we break by Temper01 reviews
One mistake causes Quinn to lose Santana; but can she save her marriage?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,399 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Remember Our Love by yurianimelover1 reviews
Bella already knew Alice from a long time ago
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Alice, Bella
Primal Instincts by liidg reviews
As Hermione tries to master her newly discovered powers she must deal with a prophecy, a soul-mate and two sides trying to win her loyalty. Creature fic. Rated M. A/U and OOC Dark!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,515 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
you saved me by Sk8rgrl69 reviews
Bella is a boxer, set on her ways. how does meeting one woman change all that? can the same woman bring out the gentle giant in Bella? crappy summary...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,564 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - [Alice, Bella] - Complete
Hummiliation and Acceptance by Stargirl888 reviews
Santana comes to accept a part of herself through the hummilation of obeying her Mistress. A sort of sequel to Secret Sessions , NC-17, Please note the Warnings Inside. One-shot!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
You Can Call Me Charlie by Kalexico reviews
Dianna likes to dress up as Charlie and be a gentleman sometimes. Naya likes to be treated like a lady sometimes. Warning: smut. Lots and lots of smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,020 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Choosey Lovers by Blood Venom Tears0816 reviews
"All I wanted was someone to talk to and listen, all I wanted was someone to hold at night and say that they loved me, I didn't ask for this to happen at all. I never meant for things to get out of hand" B/A/L R/E E/J RATED M BEING EDITED COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 131,189 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The light in the dark heart reviews
I know that this has been done a million times. But what if after Snow and Charming's wedding Regina went missing without a trace? Emma grew up as a princess, but with a twist. And most importantly what happens when Emma tires to find "The Evil Queen"…read and find out.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen