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Hey there! My name is Roze (not really lol), I love a lot of things so I'm pretty diverse! I'm a high school senior and turning 18 in January 2014. If you want message me and we can talk! :)
A/N: UPDATE!!!!!! I HAVE DECIDED TO PUT MY STORY: 'HOWLING AT THE MOON A KIBA LOVE STORY' ON HIATUS AND UP FOR ADOPTION, I WILL GET BACK TO IT EVENTUALLY, I JUST LOST MY ORIGINAL STORY FOR IT AND I'M CURRENTLY WORKING ON OTHER FIC'S SO I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO IT... SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!!! bows
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D.E.I.D.A.R.A. stands for . . .
If you think those kids should give that godforsaken Trix rabbit some trix, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile!
If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.
.5 million people are on the internet right now. If you are one of them, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.
If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.
Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own song and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when one of your friends comes up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when you threaten to bite people if they don't quit whatever it is they are doing. Crazy is hissing Alice-style at people in the hallway when they laugh at you for being in a wheelchair. crazy is when you walk into a door then shout at it for being in your way, oh and then tell it that your never speaking to it again! Crazy is running into walls then apologizing for it. crazy is when you tell the whole class that the Jonas Brothers are outside of the classroom, and you do this only to watch them perform the scatter formation while laughing evilly as they do so. crazy is when you run between two classmates while saying "Red Rover". Crazy is when you stare at the wall for half an hour blankly and when people finally stop questioning it (just to get no answer) shout "Oh I get it!". If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.
I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Roze,
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund, TrixieStixs, Mikemjn5, unknown20troper, Radar180, Soulful100, Roze,
I'd also like to say that every writer on here is a published writer. Take that you stupid English teacher.
Now, some of my favorite rules on How to Survive a Horror movie:
Never go out to investigate strange noises
Never split up when you are in a large group.
Never say, "I'll be right back," because you won't.
Neither mock nor laugh at death or monsters. They hear all and will take vengeance.
If you hear heavy breathing behind you, or in your general location, and you call out without getting a response, run or f*g die.
If your car just happens to stall while near an old mansion in the rain in a rural area, it was probably planned.
Strange noises are never "just the cat". For the love ofGod, you don't even own a cat!
Pay attention to the crazy old guy, town drunk or scientist. They all have useful advice.
Curses do not have a "sell by" date. Being on an ancient Indian graveyard will not help this.
Someone has escaped from the local prison? You might wanna tune into that report.
If you anger a gypsy, make it your number one priority to make peace immediately.
When a scary ventriloquist dummy turns up in the mail, don't leave it in your room, get the hell out of your house!
If you are lucky enough to, oh, say, knock out a madman with a shovel -- for the love of God don't drop the shovel and run away. You STAY there and BEAT HIS ASS DEAD WITH THAT SHOVEL.
If you gut-shoot/stab the killer, they are not dead. Ever.
Listen to the audience; they are way smarter than you will ever be.
The police are useless and will distract you. Throw a doughnut off a cliff to get rid of these pests, make sure you get their guns first.
If a little kid tells you that he saw a ghost or a scary man, BELIEVE HIM!
Above all, just use your basic common sense.
Huge boobs spell death.
Do not fall asleep. Ever.
If an item has "evil"/"demonic"/"cursed"/etc in its name/description, this is NOT your cue to start playing with it.
The previous rule goes DOUBLE for any sort of "puzzle box", especially one that is said to open up a portal to Hell.
The full moon is not a good time to go out and "watch the stars in the country".
If you have a gun and see something mutating, do not stare, SHOOT IT!
If you kill one small creepy slug/spider/insect thingy, it will have either lots of friends or a big mama near by to kill you.
Fog and night are your worst enemies, so stay in the sun as long as possible.
When you get in your car, it doesn't matter if you padlocked every door on the damn thing. Check in the back seat, the trunk, on the roof, under the car, and even under the hood. Be prepared to still be surprised by the killer even if you do all these things.
If your TV/computer is cursed and a ghost is coming through it, turning it off will not stop it, nor will unplugging it. Just wait until it's partially out of screen, then beat the crap out of it.
Do not watch any videos that your friends beg you to watch, they are cursed.
Do not run, you will trip, break your leg, and the villain will catch you, the slasher knows you will, that is why they never push themselves.
God nor his men cannot help you, never
Other kind of gods are very active however, especially those that demand human sacrification.
Avoid picking up hitchhikers, even if they do look bangable.
After someone says "Look behind you!" and is just teasing you, when they say it again, be sure to run as fast as you can. Do not say the words "I'm not falling for that stupid trick one more time" or any variation on those words.
Shoot IMMEDIATELY. Don't be one of those idiots who holds the gun in a shaky grip a foot away from the killer/maniac.
Stay away from creepy kids, they are creepy for a reason.
Bring a slow friend. They are good meat shields.
But the most important rule...the single most sacred, that you most follow at all cost in order to SURVIVE, is to never, NEVER, EVER, look up a 'how to survive list' because surely you will get killed.
You know... I'm starting to feel a connection to Zetsu. This whole split personality issue I have going on... But don't be put off. I'm perfectly lovable.
Laughing's good for the soul, tends to make others think you're crazy, and causes lack of breathing which can lead to painful side stiches, red faces, puffed cheeks, and on occasion death.
Wow. Obnoxious much? Nevermind that- just know that I tend to laugh alot. Sometimes out of control...
And now here's everyone's favorite part of a profile! Quotes and things to copy and paste!
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxItachi's-Little-StalkerxX, XxMadara's-Little-Stalkerxx, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God, HiHi-Ai, Iwa-chan, obsidianLight16, Roze
-If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (my obsession with Sasuke Uchiha will be FOREVER!! XDD), ramenlover4 (I dislike Sasuke...), Gaara's_Pandachan101 (Gaara (drools)) Evilfangirl ( SASUKE!! Gaara. Kakashi Itachi and Kisame),Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God, HiHi-Ai, Iwa-chan, obsidianLight16, Roze
The problem with reality is a lack of background music.- unknown
I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.
It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to bite me.
I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I'm the girl that when my feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says; "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!"
If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe the characters are real permanently, copy and paste this in your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
(mwahaha) If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD! (browsing profiles)
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're okay with losing, copy and put this on your profile too
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, Roze
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
'Dream as if you’ll live forever…
'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'
If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro
If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!
If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!
Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:
A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi
After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...
Kathleen- mekachiritakukuto (awesome)
Michaela- rinkimiri kakutaka... kakutaka sounds funny. _."
Megan- Rinku-jiketo (Ooh, fancy!)
Tiffany- Chikilulukatofu (lolwut?)
Lala girl in lalaland- takataka jikishita kato takatakatakatote (... WTF!! That is one handful!! it sounds Indian...XD)
Cheyenne Wicke( eternal nekomata)-mirikufukutotoku meikimimeku ( um)
Bridget: (Yuki from Atama Ga Kuru Teru) Zushikitejikuchi (OMG i just had an epiphany! my name sounds like some fancy Japanese drug company! XD
Kathryn Claeys (Aurora): Mekachirifuto Mitakakufuari (Kadoshikeka)...-o geeze...i cant even read my own name...0-o...lol talk about a mouth full-
Kira Womack- Mekishika Meimorinkamemi Er- my first name is a...guys???? (lol although it also sounds like some sort of chant...can't procounce my last name haha v>)
Zukafurinkiku takuku- Jaymie Lee
Temototoka Tokimirimotaari-Donna Nichols
Itachi: -/ \-
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile...do it, He's counting on you! WWJD!
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!
If you think Itachi should tell Sasuke to "quit being a wussy", copy and paste this into your profile.lol
Put this on your
Yes, I have a bit of a thing with Naruto v>
You're a 90's kid if: (omg when I read this i couldn't believe i forgot all about these!)
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies (FUUURRRBBIIIEEESSS!!!!)
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
Holy Crap! I really do miss these times. I have a feeling people are just going to forget all about the past...how terrible...
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
--If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
OKay- this here below made me laugh -
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
And that's the way to do it.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
I am the girl that was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who has nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple that had the reolter hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed even visit the child I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn too because I am a male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection towards other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who wanted to teach gym until some one told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!
I hate they way people judge others. It's not right! Gays and transsexuals are people like everyone else!
OI!! If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!!
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
COME TO MY PARTY!
THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.
Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. - unknown :D
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
- When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. -XD Wow.
Why America has some issues...
1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
Caution, water on road during rain
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
I plead temporary insanity.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your
If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minuties.
Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead. (Rofl)
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
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