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Hello! I'm Little Cat Z! (Like from Dr. Suess, my second favorite doctor. Or something. Shut up.)
So, I have a sort of love-hate relationship with this site. I had a lovely, long profile and lots of stories and favorites and things, but then I went through a phase (you know how it is) and deleted everything.
But now I'm back! (From out of space! You just walked in to find me here with that sad look upon my face!) And Now I'm making a new profile! Yayyyy me!
I can't help myself. Shut up.
So before, I mostly was obsessed with Harry Potter, Avatar: The Last Airbender, maybe a little Sherlock here and there, a few mediocre "crap telly" crime shows like Psych and Bones (which I actually love so shut up.) And definitely Poirot. What? You don't know who that is? You have never heard of *puts on fake belgian accent* zee grand belgian detectif Hercule Poirot? Ah, mon ami! You are not using your little grey cells! It is the little grey cells, mon ami, on which one must rely!
I can tell you're judging me. Shut up.
Since then, I've started watching Doctor Who. So I don't have a lot of a life any more. Well, I do, but it's mroe complicated. Well, by complicated, I mean boring. Well, when I say boring, I mean sitting in my bed watching netflix. Well. I've heard it both ways.
EL OH EL, did you see what I did there? Yeah. I'm cool. Like a bow tie.
Also, Downton Abbey *SOB* !! and Doc Martin. I don't really read stuff for those, but I love them with all my heart.
On the topic of sobbing, I think most of my emotions can be summed up in a single phrase: "O, ye british television producers, why do you make us love your goodly gifts and snatch them straightaway?"
Yeah, I just quoted Shakespeare. And not just Shakespeare. Pericles, the freaking prince of Tyre. What up, bitches?
Anyways, I hope you like my minorly rambly personality and my strange stories! And sorry if they're dumb or confusing. I tried.
Love, Little Cat Z.
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