Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice, Kuroshitsuji, D.Gray-Man, My Candy Love, No. 6, Maid Sama!, ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画, Fairy Tail, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.
Don't close your eyes... else the Nightmares will get you.
my gender- female
Joint account- mostly owned by me but my sister takes over a lot... any yaoi/shounen ai stories are hers unless it's an obvious pairing... mine are the obvious yaoi/shounen ai and the straight ones...
My name is Nightmare, my sister's is Chikubi... that's what we go by on the internet...
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile and add your name to this list: NearRocksMyWorld, Mangascribbler,spirtwitch11, sesshyrules9198, Sabaku no Chikubi
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, misto-shadow, M-Warrior, GreenWolfBoss, DemonicFury, StargazerAika, Mangascribbler,InuWolfgirl11, sesshrules9198, Sabaku no Chikubi, oONightmareOo
If you are in love with an anime character, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the List: Darkness Revolution, Sora7, Mangascribbler(I'm in love with several...),spirtwitch11(only 3 ), Sabaku no Chikubi (many...)
If you love Inuyasha copy and paste this into you profile and add your name: Sora7, Mangascribbler,spirtwitch11, sesshyrules9198, Sabaku no Chikubi
If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.(Sakura, Sasuke, Inuyasha, Kagome, Edward, Jacob, Bella, Naruto, etc...)
If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
98 of the Internet population has a My space. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: dark leader omega, 5Dman23, DemonicFury(we're totally resisting fads XD) StargazerAika, Mangascribbler,spirtwitch11, Sabaku no Chikubi
If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Wings of Wind, Stargazer-Aika, Mangascribbler,spirtwitch11, sesshyrules9198, Sabaku no Chikubi, oONightmareOo
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile
I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO.
I yell alot and get angrey quickly and threten people so i must be psychotic
I don't talk to many people so i must be a loner
I am a girl that likes killing games and explosins so i must be mentally disturbed
I hate to where skirts so i must be a cross dresser
I know all the PARANORMAL POWERS so I must have one of them.
i say random things so i must be nuts.
I know a lesbean so i must be a lesbean
I use a mutitude of words that people don't know so I must be a GEEK
I stole something once so i must be a juvinile delinquent
for those of you who don't understand how you can be religious, atheist, and not have a religion it's easy. you don't believe in one god and you can point out the different mistakes in every religion... so, if you don't believe in one and you believe in many, you are going against many different religions at the same time... i believe in many and i also say what i think about a religion, no matter who i am talking to... in my eyes, it doesn't matter if you're christian, jewish, or even a Jashinist-as long as you aren't gonna kill me you're all good with me... even if you were to kill me, i wouldn't care... as long as i put up a fight going down, my life was fulfilled...
15 RANDOM THINGS YOU CAN DO AT WALMART
1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom .
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone,"code 3' in housewares.
4.Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
5.Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area .
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask
8.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look'' using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13.When an announcement comes over the speaker,assume the fetel position and scream...
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down a aisle shouting"pikachu I choose you!"
THIS IS 40 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!! :
1. follow them around the house everywhere.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile.
If your supposed to be doing homework right now copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
if you are one of those people who feel bad when you eat meat but like it too much to stop eating it copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
if you are a tomboy copy this into your profile (so we can get rid of the evil girly girls!! DIE GIRLY GIRLS DIE!!)
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, bellabookworm9,Ginormous Funtastic Everything, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Sakura's-Perverted-Inner, Gir Lovah, AuroratheFallenAngel, Midnight'ssong22, gaara2011, Sabaku no Chikubi, oONightmareOo
If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever dreamed that you met anime/manga characters, copy this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you've ever wished you could go into a book/the TV and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've had dreams featuring fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.
No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!
If you know what an aglet is, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =3
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
95% of teenagers would die if Jacob pushed Edward off a cliff, Bella jumped after him, and Jacob fell because he was laughing. If you're one of the 5% who'd record this and post it on YouTube, put this in your profile. (I'd probably die... from laughing too hard! that would be so freaking funny!)
If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a pole and apologized copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile.
If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.
If inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random
If you have ever daydreamed/dreamed of kissing your favorite Naruto character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a GAARA fanatic copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something everyone became scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile.
If you have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.mo.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Tristen1497,crimson.tears.i.shed, giddyfangurl206, ADHDKunoichi, Sabaku no Chikubi
If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile.
If you think Sasuke is gay and should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.
If you got anyone addicted to Naruto(or any anime) in your life including friends, family, etc..., copy this into your profile. (My 6th grade english teacher, who was also my 7th grade reading teacher... shes also my favorite!)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PULL, copy this into your profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
95 of the world's population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said "Stop breathing." if you are one of the 5 who whould be laughing your ass off, copy this into your profile.
If you think those damn spoiled kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile.
If you think it is weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breackfast, copy this into your profile.
If you wear black and a genuine smile at the same time on a daily basis, copy this into your profile.
If you think it is a good idea to wait at least until you are married to have sex, copy this into your profile.
If you have come out and said to someone you really don't know that they are pissing you off, copy this into your profile.
If you secretly wish you could be a vampire and go around scaring people half to death, copy this into your profile. (as long as i don't SPARKLE or have a weird sense of smell that says that wolves stink... cuz i love wolves!)
If you HATE those girls who go around with colored hair saying it's natural, copy this into your profile.
If you are fully prepared to go to Japan and kill the dude who created Naruto if Gaara ends up with his student, copy this into your profile while grabbing your torch and pitch fork.
Copy this into your profile if you only go to the mall to visit Barns and Noble or Hot Topic.
If you could care less what you are wearing as long as it is comfortable, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been refered to as dark, gothic, emo, or something closely related, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something only to have your friend say 'well... that was random,' copy this into your profile.
Copy this into your profile if you have been permanently scared for life after hearing your mom or dad say 'I have to go potty'.
Copy this into your profile if you think Kankuro is hot.
If you like copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
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If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you would gladly rip off Edward Cullen's skin, make a dress out of it, then give it to the next girl you see.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, Copy & Paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in mangas and animes are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Me, iSnowX3, Lunaloonylovegood(Triple L),Ichino,ninja kitty whiskers, ShellyCullen, xAmuIkuto, CharlotteDay, xSilverTomoyox, xXMelloYelloXx, ADHDKunoichi, Sabaku no Chikubi (Why, Jashin, why?!)
If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, Elfgurl96- Gryffindor, ADHDKunoichi- Ravenclaw, Sabaku no Chikubi-Slytherin
Truth of a reader
When you look at a reader you see a person thats smart and gets good grades.
A person who has a imagination greater than some and can come up with great stories.
But do you really know a reader?
A reader is someone who buries thier time in a book to be cut off from the rest of the world.
A reader is somone who put themself into a book to be cut off from the shit that the rest of the world gives them.
A reader is someone needs to see the pain of themself in another person to find the meaning.
A reader is somone who feels depressed and needs to be alone.
Now do you know a reader?
If you see yourself in these words copy and paste this on to your profile to let the world know who a reader is.
Most girls like pink
Most girls think this is stupid and hate it,
The Girl you just called fat, she's been starving herself and has lost over 30 lbs. The Boy you just called stupid, he has a learning disability and studies over 4 hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly, she spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.The Boy you just tripped, he is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people than you think. Put this as your wall if you are against bullying.
Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?
no... I'm not quite sure if there is one... -_-'
I would guess so... i don't really know... i haven't gotten that far yet... i fail because i'm still in the Chuunin Exams.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'm not sure... they both look somewhat like females... i don't really know... -_-'
4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
yup! with Haku, of course! ;P
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
... i would not know... i think it would be better if Deidara (Sticking to the Sand sibs in this question...) would go with Gaara than Kankurou...
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
uh... they are both really creepy pairings... O.O
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Itachi would probably try to kill Neji... cuz if it's Itachi walking in on Dei and Neji then they are more than likely at the base so he would want to try to keep it a secret or something... idk...
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Nine fanfic.
... come see what Sasori has in mind for one of the Hidden Mist's seven swordsmen... and it isn't Kisame! Nope, it's our lovable early murderer who tried to kill Kakashi, Zabuza Momochi! what is he doing with his dead body? (that failed utterly...)
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
It's possible... they seem like they would make a good couple... huh... (thoughtful expression...)
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Konoha Is Where The Heart Is...
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Well, since we know that Hinata is shy and insecure at the beginning and around the time the Akatsuki start coming around, i would have Tobi steal his 'Hinata-hime' and protect her from the other Akatsuki members... then, when he gains her trust and her love, they do it...
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
More than likely... i know that i have suggested it a couple of times and that she's given me a few titles for it...
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
no... but i have (a failed and sucky one that is...)
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?\
Seriously doubtful... it's not that it seems to not be a good idea... it's just that not many of my friends write...
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
'Almighty Lord Jashin!' or something that has to do with Jashin-sama... i don't know, i haven't gotten that far
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
lol, probably something that is by 'Toybox' or something to do with a girl... idk why...
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: inappropriate use of Byakugan, Chakra strings, and puppets. extreme stupidity will be added into that mix and so will Hyuuga-cest.
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
I can make art too, just the much dirtier and harder kind. (lecherous grin)
19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
He looks tasty... that's odd... when did we get two guys that look like girls here? i thought we only had the blonde.
20. How emo is Seven?
He's got a freakin' EMO PALACE! cuz he's just that awesome... Sasuke has a little itty bitty corner... he doesn't deserve to get anything cooler! (Though my friend says that he has a universe... she's actually that one that helped me figure out that Itachi had a palace and not a huge corner... she's awesome! but i do slightly agree with the Sasuke thing... he does act seriously emo, and not the cool kind of emo either...)
- YOUR GUY SIDE -
You love hoodies.
- YOUR GIRL SIDE -
You wear lip gloss/stick. (only to creep people out! ;P)
Total: 3 (two that have to be specific...)
Total: all 7
You love someone blindly.
x You love chocolate.
x You are patient to the limit.
x You believe in a god.
x You love apples.
Total: all 7
Copy and paste if...
Being antisocial doesn't bother you.
Instead of partying out on Friday nights...you're on Fanfiction!
You admit to being obsessed with anime.
You don't care what anybody says, your anime crush is the hottest person alive.
Not being fashionably late, but Kakashiably!
You don't care what everybody else says...Naruto characters are real. Period.
Every time you see sand you think, "GAARA MUST BE REAL!!"
When you see spandex...ROCK LEE AND GAI SENSEI!
When you see puppets...Sasori and Kankuro!
Kakashi is a moo cow...
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you
3, 4, Jason's at the door
5, 6, Scream'll fix you quick
7, 8, Lecter's at the gate
9, 10, Michael's home again.
If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Post this on your profile to make someone smile!
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything"
Recently I have been writing a lot of poems so I think I'll just post them all here to share with you few who actually read profiles... -.-' now, they may not be all that good but hey... at least I tried.
The wolf thrashes in the too small cage,
Showing in all it's struggle, the rage.
The agony and pain
of the damage in the rain.
But the useless struggle, causing all the pain,
Hurts only the container, standing in the rain.
The rabbit twitches, frightened eyes.
The owl hoots, acting wise.
The wolf howls, calling others
Where they are, with their mothers.
The rabbit runs, flying off.
The owl flies, away from the moth.
The wolf whines, all alone,
and all the moans...
All the moans from their captor,
The one on the ground, surrounded by laughter.
I thought of this one when I finished a manga about a boy who was named something like Usami and he was always teased since he had no physical strength yet his name means 'rabbit'... I can't remember what it was called, nor can I find it at the moment, but here's the poem.
The rabbit races, the rabbit runs
The other faces make him a pun.
The rabbit's slow, the rabbit's caught
The other's know that he's fought.
The owl who acts oh so wise
Is about to meet his demise.
The others don't like someone so high,
They took him down in the nigh.
They probably didn't know why,
The owl was who they made cry.
The mouse scurries,
The mouse hurries,
The others didn't like the flurries.
The mouse cries,
He asks why,
The others couldn't care why.
The lion roars,
The lion's bored,
He likes to show his courage.
The others hate,
The others bait.
The others like to forage.
The lion is captured and turned to a mouse,
They only used a little force.
Surround red eyes.
You can't turn back,
It wouldn't be wise.
If you would...
You couldn't if you could.
Even if you try,
He wouldn't let you.
Even if you cry,
He'll still follow you.
Try and cry as much as you want,
He'll only call out to you, an eerie taunt.
He's a messenger from Hell,
A messenger from him.
He's come to ring the bell,
To take you away from them.
A messenger of bad luck,
Goodbye, Little Buck.
You haven't gone yet?
That's an interesting view.
How 'bout a little bet?
Just me and you.
If you aren't taken by the raven,
Surely, I'll be braver.
Five years go by,
Five victims die.
Five victims blood,
All stain the wood.
Five of them gone,
All of them bound.
Given to him.
They didn't have a chance
For that second glance.
He pulled out a knife,
While the dogs bite.
If you had the number five,
Would you be that nice?
If I had the number,
No matter the blunders,
I would have some fun.
Will you join the run?
Would you run like a rat?
Would you fly like a bat?
I would love to watch it,
See your level of wit.
You won't get away,
Thoughts all astray.
No matter how much you cry,
I won't tell you why.
I don't know myself,
It isn't a matter of health,
Nor is it for my brain
To run in the rain.
Now that five run,
How 'bout I have a little fun?
Joker (Black/White) (Alice)
Empty and confused,
Smiling and amused.
Cry and shout,
Have a little bout.
You won't get away,
No matter how much you run.
Go out to play,
Have a little fun.
A beautiful red
As pale white comes in.
Come out of your bed,
It's time for you to win.
Whether it's the circus, where you have fun.
Or the jail where you try to run.
You won't get away,
Let your thoughts run astray.
We won't let you get away from us.
For we are Joker, come play with us.
Hikaru & Kaoru (OHSHC)
I'm afraid you'll be mean,
If I say anything.
If you haven't seen,
I can't even think.
I don't want to know.
Would you hate me,
If I told you my only woe?
But what i want most,
Is only a small little thing.
I'm not one to boast
If only I were to take you under my wing.
Hold me close?
Never let go?
To hold you close,
How can I let go?
You wouldn't believe me,
If I said,
Would you believe me
If the act was shed?
I don't want the act,
I only want you.
It's only a fact,
That I love you.
Ciel told from Sebastian's POV(Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji)
A beautiful red,
You don't want in your head.
You'll cry and shout
And try to get out.
It's only useless in the end,
Your will is about to bend.
Light flashes behind your eyes,
Where the memories come to rise.
Pain, agony, flames of hate,
You're only being used for a simple bait.
'My master, my lord,
Are you growing bored?'
Your eyes tell the truth,
The cold heartless truth.
The demon of truths.
Ironic really, this little truce.
In desire of your soul, a delicious smelling treat
I asked for a contract, for the addicting sweet.
I was drunk off the scent, searching for relief,
But now I'm your butler, baking disgusting treats.
As if you knew, as if you read,
As i dress you for bed.
'Demon, what is it that you want?'
You had asked in a little taunt.
I say nothing, knowing the reply
and all i can think of is the word 'why'.
Sebastian told from Ciel's POV (Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji)
Your red eyes surrounded by black,
The muscles going down your back,
Even your obsession with cats,
And your ability to catch the rats.
I want it all to myself,
Is there something wrong with my health?
Tell me, am I sick?
Well, I couldn't give a lick.
Maybe it's your impressive wit?
I still couldn't care a bit.
You're my servant, I'm your master,
Couldn't you be just a bit faster?
Can't you tell that I lov- no,
I won't admit to that foe.
I will go with my fate,
No matter how much it is I hate.
When did this all start?
When did I get this part?
Maybe it was with Madame Red,
After we laid her down in bed.
Or was it after the nun?
I still wish I could've had some fun.
I think of all this as I stare at your head,
Your downcast gaze as you dress me for bed.
'What do you think of when you leave?
Do you wish for a little peace?'
Instead of asking what I want,
I asked what you want, as if in a taunt.
You look confused but leave anyway,
As I try to keep the pain at bay.
Death, and rain.
What more is there in life?
What is this perfection for which others strive?
What is the 'heart' that my eyes don't see?
The heart is weak for it makes one flee.
The emotions caused by the heart
Makes it useless, something you aren't.
How is it that trash is treasure, in this case?
Why does my chest hurt when i see your face?
Why do I feel as if I can't reach you?
Explain this feeling, please do.
'Love', you say?
In what way?
Gin, you must be lying to me.
I don't have a heart, so how would this be?
Yes, I think of him all the time.
What do you mean by asking if I want him to be mine?
What does that mean?
You aren't being clear, Gin.
Lord Aizen, surely you can explain better.
How do I get rid of my single fetter?
There is a way?
Is that what you say?
Tell me, when?
Go to his room and ask for his attention?
Then tell him what I fell, let him make his decision?
Okay Lord Aizen, whatever you say.
I will try so that I may
Get rid of this binding feeling I have,
I will tell Grimmjow-- I can't get rid of what I have?!
Sasuke told by Naruto's POV
Black hair, dark eyes
You act like you're so very wise.
But I know what's underneath,
What you hide inside so deep.
You feel lonely, you feel sad,
It kinda makes me feel bad.
You seem as if everyone is to blame
But you know what is my fame.
Is that why you act as you do?
Because you know that I love you?
No, there's no way you know,
After all, I didn't even know.
I thought of you as a rival
Until those thoughts turned very primal,
The nine tailed beast inside of me,
Lifted his head and wouldn't leave me be.
He lusts for you
While my love is true,
Fighting the beast
Took it's toll on me.
I wish for your forgiveness,
For this simple thing I took, a kiss.
Kouga told from Inuyasha's POV
Baka, what are you doing?
Stay away from Kagome with your stupid wooing.
Pay attention, you stupid mutt.
Fight with me, or you'll fall in a rut.
You can't see a simple thing,
When I blush and cannot think.
It isn't because you just insulted,
It makes me glad that you just bolted.
I just wish that you would see
That "I - Hey, there's a bee."
I know that I just changed the subject,
What would you do for this simple project?
Yeah, yeah, just keep talking.
All I hear is a chicken bawking.
Good luck getting me to just admit,
That your lap is the place I want to sit.
I want to hold you, can't you see?
Just like I want you to hold me.
What am I supposed to do
To tell you just that I - Hey, you!
Nevermind what I want to tell,
I'm just going to go down the well.
Shippou told from Kilala's POV (Inuyasha)