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Joined 06-21-11, id: 3009625, Profile Updated: 07-28-11
Author has written 11 stories for South Park, Fullmetal Alchemist, Parodies and Spoofs, 1776, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Doctor Who, Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno, Twilight, Moby Dick, and Community.

Hi, I'm Charlie. I'm 21, from the US, and addicted to crack. Writing it, that is. Not drugs. Pretty much all of my fics are written on dares/suggestions. Feel free to throw plot bunnies at me.

I am also asexual, which provides extra crack for M-rated stories. :P

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Ultimas Moradas reviews
Un final alternativo. La princesa triunfa y se una con su padre y el fauno... pero alguien está ausente.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: K - Spanish - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
The Finishing Moment of Brooke Rhapsody's Marriage reviews
Inspector Spacetime fic The Inspector faces his future murderer, the Unlikely Scubaman, in the desert. But it's not who he expects to see, underneath the oxygen mask!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Community - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Complete
Ahab
A play I wrote in high school, in which Ahab is visited by a certain deal-making devil.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Moby Dick - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Ahab - Complete
The Worst Perfection reviews
Clyde has an existential crisis caused by the best taco he ever ate.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Clyde D.
Socks On reviews
Tweek and Craig get unknowingly wrapped up in a nefarious cracktastic plot by an evil foe. Second chapter added.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Explanation reviews
Lyman Hall learns the truth about the other delegates'... friendships. Originally written 12/21/07.
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011
A Spasm of Reality reviews
Lyman Hall's first day in Congress is an odd one. Originally written 01/05/2008.
1776 - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Birthday Presents reviews
It's John Adams's birthday. Originally written 1/25/08.
1776 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Historical Inaccuracies
The real origins of the Oedipus Complex and "your mom" jokes. Originally written 02/03/2010.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Generations of Sparkles reviews
Major Alex Louis Armstrong dreams about what it would be like if his sparkly body was more socially acceptable and desired. Originally written 04/09/2010.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Alex A., Edward - Complete
Experiment reviews
I don't ship Creek, at least as a sexual relationship. If I did, it would probably look like this. One-shot cracktastic PWP.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete