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Hello, hello fellow Fanfiction members and people of the internet. I'm seventeen and I'm a big fan of Sherlock, Supernatural, and other shows. I'm more independant and loud, though I'm actually paralysingly shy (I'd rather look around Walmart for two hours than ask where something is). I love animals and kids and reading. I own a tablet and that is my usual means of internet access, as well as my device of communication. I own two cats, a loving gray kitten named Azriel, and Demi, a seven year old jerk that hates most people. I have three rats, Skittles, Twizzlers, and KitKat, and twenty one fish thast are all named after Harry Potter characters. I'm lesbian, though I've been told I don't come off as gay, which I don't understand because I think I come off as too gay sometimea, as if that was possible lol
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am lesbian
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the teen who hid my sexuality from my parents out of fear of what they'd say
I am the girl whose parents bring up her sexuality negatively when they fight with me.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a NERD. (okay, I kinda am a nerd.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (when I get woken up I can be)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm AMERICAN INDIAN, so I MUST have DARK SKIN. (I'm really pale and I love my paleness!)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (I don't scream or dance in public. Nor am I savage.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I only nag sometimes and I don't steal!)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Black goes with everything, duh.)
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a great cook.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no friends.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (bisexual, thank you)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (it's freaking genetics!!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Sorry preps, but I don't like skinny jeans.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I hang out with BI'S, so I MUST be BI TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I know STONERS, so I MUST be a LOSER (I am not a loser! And the stoners I know are bomb!)
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Put aside the fact I am fat)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be emo. (Again, black goes with everything!)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Normal is overrated.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Okay, I am pale...)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Screw fitting in!)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I like personal space, man!)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Hey, no arguments there...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Well, if it ain't true, I ain't gonna let you say it!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (What? GOT A PROB WITH THAT?)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I am not arrogant!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I am not freakin emo!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST want to have sex with every guy I see.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a GIRL, so I must cry at everything.
I'm a GIRL, so I must get knocked up before I'm EIGHTEEN
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Me no likey stereotypes!)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Blood is bomb man! And I wish I was a vampire.)
I'm practically an ALBINO, so I MUST be A MURDERER! (I'm not sure where this one came from, but what the heck!)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a a posh accent, love tea, and adore cricket. (I don;t have an accent, I do love tea, and I don;t even know what cricket is!)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (We are all to blame!)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I got friends, but not forty of them!)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be a *sshole
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I love to read! I am not a loner, though!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (I will be what religion I want to be! This is America!)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (They should cut taxes!)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I BITE MY NAILS, so I MUST be NERVOUS. (It's just a habit, man!)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Look! An error!)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I converted FROM Christian, so there!)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST hate gay people.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too (We all have mental problems! Just mine are visible physically.)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (I hate errors, what can I say?)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (Who cares is there is one mistake? Just don't have fifty/)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (My personal life is none of your biz!)
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS, so I MUST have "lost my way."
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (Fire is the bomb! No, I am not an arsonist!)
I DON'T CRY MUCH, so I MUST be cold and insensitive. (What can I say, I don't like to cry.)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I refuse to be labeled.)
Copy this to your profile if you had profiling and bold the ones that describe you.
[ ] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[x] You have a lot of friends.
[ ] You get along with everyone.
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[ ] You love soccer.
[ ] You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
[ ] Favourite music genre is pop rock.
[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
[ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.
[ ] Good grades at school.
[x] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[ ] You plan on going to college/university.
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim.
[ ] Water polo is awesome.
[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colours.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight edged.
[ ] You’re very emotional.
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre.
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[x] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[x] Blue is one of your favourite colours.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool colour.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[X] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[x] Guilty until proven innocent
YAY I'M SLYTHERIN
YOUR GUY SIDE
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
Its hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. (Hell yeah)
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
you used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear lip gloss.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile alot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
you like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.
WHAT AM I?
You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 3
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an atheist/satanist/agnostic.
Total : 6
You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 4
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 6
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 1
You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance (ALL MUSIC)
hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!)
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 1
You enjoy sniffing cheese.
Knee-high colorful socks are the only socks you wear.
You are constantly called weird.
You blurt out random things.
You slap random people for the fun of it.
You write on your hand.
You drew on your Converse.
You're have/are dated/dating someone older than you
You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend.
You text your best friends ex.
You don't care if people mock you.