Cheesypriestess
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Joined 06-22-11, id: 3010498, Profile Updated: 08-03-13
Author has written 3 stories for Warriors.

Hey there, stranger! This be the profile of a surprisingly perky introvert and writer who recently decided to clean up her profile (cause, like...srsly) and who enjoys writing overly long sentences. She's currently more involved with original fiction than fanfic right now, but she's happy to read anything good. If you're interested, she highly recommends most anything she's favorited, and she thinks her oneshot One Last Gift is pretty dang good. You shouldn't read Feline, though. That one's not so good. She was only like twelve when she began it! You can't judge her for it!

Okay, let's cut the third-person. My name is Cheesypriestess. You may refer to me as Cheesy or Miss KK, if you like. As for my real name...eh, you probably know if you saw the old profile, and if not, I'm not in the mood to tell you.


I enjoy reading and writing stories about cats, and actually joined this site on my thirteenth birthday for the sake of the Warriors fandom. I'm not quite so interested in Warriors anymore, which is a little sad. I feel I've somewhat outgrown it, though I haven't outgrown my obsession with cats. Three out of four of the stories I'm working on currently involve cats in some way. How direct it is depends on the setting. So yeah. That's what I write about: Cats, insane girls, missing persons, and post-apocalyptic worlds.

Not usually all in the same story, though.


One of the more dominant aspects of my personality is my tendency to fangirl. Kind of a lot, actually. To be honest, I've fangirled over the Phantom of the Opera, the Scarlet Pimpernel, Fakir, Blackstar (of Warriors), Rumpelstiltskin, Jake Short, and GARRUS * VAKARIAN.

Omigosh. Fangirling. GARRUS.*squees*

I need to leave.


*Is back from leaving*

So, I felt like putting this segment from one of my chappies on my profile...because it's pretty. And cute. And awesome. And sort of poem-like. It's actually from one of my favorite Feline chapters, Star-crossed dreamers or something.

Floating

in a sky

with no stars,

Memories

flashing through her

head.

One face

presents itself

over and

over.

Lizardtail.

Gentle, comforting.

Saving her from

the darkness.

Showing her

her own

shadowy dreams.

Why?

So close...always so close...

So brave...so sweet...

Eyes so deep

a perfect cross

Between golden

and green.

Why?

Shy dreamer,

you always tried

to protect me.

Why?

Was it...

Was it...

Love?

Love for me?

Love for my dreams?

Love for the stories we told?

Love.

One dream

never known

comes true

in a sky with no stars.

Love.

A silent whisper, far away.

I love you.

Floating, drifting,

in a sea of nothing.

Fight, fight to the last breath.

Or else,

He'll never know she knew

She'd never get to tell him

I love you too.

And that concludes my new profile. Part of my reason for changing it was actually that I was unintentionally somewhat homophobic on the old one, and that's been bugging me...well, since I watched a certain amount of Glee, to be honest.

See ya later, stranger!

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Moats and Boats and Waterfalls by blueink3 reviews
Home. The word is given new meaning for five-year-old Emma when she's dropped off with her new foster parent. (AU, obvi)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 143,709 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman
Change At Eclipse by DauntlessFlame reviews
RoseClan has she-cats. ThistleClan has toms. This is the way things have been as far back as anyone can remember. Love is just a distraction. But then why does Briarpaw feel differently? If every she-cat before her has been able to give up their brother, why can't she? And why does Duskpaw feel a pull toward a she-cat he hardly knows, yet she has his heart? All is about to change.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011
Gone Native by PhoenixPixie23 reviews
Burns Living Flowers is just a Soul with a conscience & a crazy human named Nate for a best friend. He's doing his best to save the human race from being taken over by aliens, but the humans have guns. And dogs. And military training. And no concept of trust. This is his story, as he arrives on Earth, meets Nate, & begins saving the humans that become his family. SM owns The Host.
Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,922 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Nate, Burns, Rob, Rachel - Complete
Having Only Hopes for Tomorrow by Hostfanatic reviews
The soul called Bending Leaves wakes up. He has been put into the body of a human named Ian. The Seekers are looking for information about the soul named Wanderer. The problem is that Ian loves Wanderer, and he will do anything to get back to her...and Bending Leaves is starting to fall in love with her, too. Will they manage to evade the Seekers and get back to the girl they love?
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,949 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Evil, Shady Dealings by TheDeathlyMarshmallows reviews
"One must always wear red when engaging in vindictive or merely rebellious activities." - Set in Season 3 (and more recently the Season 3 - 4 gap), a look at all the conversations and attempted evil plots between Morgana and Morgause that we never got to see...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,681 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Morgana, Morgause
The Solution by Sookie Starchild reviews
Sculptor Rosalie Hale-Cullen has devised a new way of creating statues. Meanwhile her friend, Bella, can't seem to get over her feelings for Edward. Who happens to be Rosalie's husband. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Bella, Edward] Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Caught in a Slash by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
The Final Problem by Mighty Crouton reviews
How do you solve an impossible problem? A story of indoctrination, chaos, and freedom. Jane 'Foucault' Shepard's final run. Sequel to Kingdom of Rust.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,039 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mosskit's Heartbeat by BrightfurOfThunderClan reviews
Mosskit, daughter of Bluestar and Oakheart, had died on a snowy night in leaf-bare. However, thanks to her loving kin, she is able to wake from the darkness of death and live the life she had always wanted. But will it be worth it?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,095 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Mistyfoot, Snowfur
Thorns and Roses by monkeyCsaw reviews
The balance between good and evil, light and dark, is fragile at best. And sometimes, all it takes is a feather to disrupt that balance and plunge your world into chaos. Sequel to Raven's Wing.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,149 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Complete
Broken Hearts and Chipped Cups by TheNeedsOfMany reviews
Rumpelstiltskin is devastated over choosing his power over Belle.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Pawn of the Stars by PurpleVNeck reviews
Dawnpaw is a new apprentice of ThunderClan, at odds with her uncaring mentor. Sootpaw is an arrogant apprentice of ShadowClan. When they find their minds inexplicably linked, the pair must question all they hold to be true, including StarClan themselves.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 124,325 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Raven's Wing by monkeyCsaw reviews
My name is Raven. I was a human. Now, I'm being given a second chance at life. Just not in the way you would expect. This is my story.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,943 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
S e c r e t s by Orca Orcinus reviews
Silverkit is a Secret, or, in other words, a spy, for ShadowClan. She has been sent out to bring a mate back to her birth Clan from ThunderClan. But can she choose between loyalty and true love? If she chooses her feelings, her life is at risk...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,795 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011
Skyscrapers by Lady Absolute reviews
She, the leader of Thunderclan. He, the leader of Riverclan. Sharing their sorrow with each, and the clouds. Slight CrookedstarXBluestar
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Bluestar, Crookedstar - Complete
Throw Out the Script by Eidolon02 reviews
Destiny says they go one way. They say they go another. Merlin/Morgana, 2x03 Divergence AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,082 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Henry's Morning by DREAMFeathersong reviews
Rusty's new welcome into ThunderClan brings Henry closer to his past then he could ever remember.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
Give Me Time by Blue Chance reviews
AU, Elizabeth "Buffy" Summers is the slayer in 1880's England, and William Pratt is the tragic poet who falls in love with her. In another time and another place, could things have been different for the star-crossed couple?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - William, Buffy S. - Complete
S H A T T E R E D by Prin Pardus reviews
Shards come together to form a whole, cats come together to create a Clan, lives come together to form a story.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 339,900 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Sit In by Literaria reviews
Not entirely surprisingly, Merlin ends up in the dungeons again... but the Knights of the Round Table never abandon one of their own.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Merlin - Complete
I Dreamt I Dwelt in Marble Halls by GeoffreyF reviews
Morgana deals with unexpected dreams as she tends Morgause after her ousting from Camelot. Set after 3x13, relevant spoilers applying.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Morgana - Complete
The Thane Krios Experience by littleblackdog reviews
Nervous about the mechanics of blowing off steam with a human, Garrus seeks advice about the bane of xeno-loving turians throughout the galaxy— how is this kissing thing supposed to work, especially when you’ve got no lips? Garrus/Shepard, Garrus/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
The Fanfiction Testament by Araloth the Random reviews
*MEFA 2010 nominee!* And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls. . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Ashfur Who by wolf with panther eyes reviews
A WarriorsxDrWho crossover. When the Doctor and Ashfur are struck by lightening, they switch bodies. Will Ashfur cope with being a Twoleg and will the Doctor ever learn to hunt? Chapter 6 is up!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - 10th Doctor, Ashfur
OC Problem by Requiem for the Dream reviews
SnuffSnuff, this is for you. When a pissed off authoress notices a few things about fanfics everywhere in the Warriors fandom, she decides to type a oneshot to show how retarded people can be...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Rendezvous by Eurydice11 reviews
When Giles retrieves the amulet from the collapsed Hellmouth, he encounters the last person he ever would have imagined - a young boy who looks remarkably like a now-dead vampire. Written for the William Ficathon. Set immediately post-Chosen. COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,728 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2005 - William, R. Giles - Complete
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Feline reviews
Her pain was indescribable. Her surprise, unimaginable. But worst of all was the cat inside of her, the one that longed to take over.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,116 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011
The story of Tarnished Vehicle: a Warriors Parody reviews
"OMG! Wetclan are attacking Sunningrocks! We should like, attack them!" yowled a big dark tabby. Around him, cats were doing violent things-violently. Will Tarnish be able to save the forest and become as cute as his 'friend', Stormyfurball, in time?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Firestar
One Last Gift reviews
"Do you hate me?" "Do I...hate you?" he repeated, the words sounding wrong on his tongue. "Why would you think such a thing, little one?" "You won't look at me...no one will, except Mistyfoot and Graystripe. Was it because I killed my mother?" Oneshot.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Crookedstar, Feathertail - Complete