Xenomorph
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Joined 12-14-00, id: 30105, Profile Updated: 08-06-16
Author has written 3 stories for Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and Final Fantasy I-VI.

Name: Xenomorph
Location: USA
Hobbies: Reading, writing, playing video games, baking.

About me: I'm a loony aspiring novelist who likes writing fanfic. That's really all you need to know to go on with.

Currently working on a lengthy novelization of Final Fantasy I; this is now officially LIVE, with posting underway as I finish polishing the last few chapters. I've also started work on original fiction, and on the plans for a fanfic project in collaboration with the incomparable Magus523. More recently added to the line-up are a series of Pokémon Nuzlocke stories, which will be gradually added to the page.


"This is going to take a while. I'm a fantasy author. We have trouble with the concept of brevity." -Brandon Sanderson

Posting Schedule: New chapters will be posted every week and a half, on alternating Saturdays and Wednesdays.

Update: Shop you all may have noticed a continued delay. There are a number of reasons for that, which I am working on resolving. I'll keep you updated, and again, thank you for your patience.

STATUS:

Final Fantasy 1: Revisions - 86 percent complete, POSTING

Omega Ruby Nuzlocke: Drafting and revisions - 3 percent complete

Secret Project: Planning

Original Projects: Two manuscripts in various stages of rough draft, plans for five more.


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Human by Flamefeather Pen reviews
In the middle of a koloss rampage, a single man stands for what he loves. Semi-mild SPOILERS. Oneshot
Mistborn Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Heart Funnel by Gerald Tarrant reviews
Celes Chere has grown up in a world of half-truths, and Kefka Palazzo is the only one who has never lied to her.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,729 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
black out by Tatikara reviews
[ zexion × larxene ] don't tell me that you're afraid of the dark? — [oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Larxene, Zexion - Complete
Final Fantasy: Power Of Light by Magus523 reviews
The world is terrorized by the four Fiends, evil godlike forces of nature. The last hope for life rests in the prophecy of the Light Warriors... Novelization.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,027 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2005
Morgoth's Notebook by Arandil reviews
Found in the ruins of what was once Angband. The original Dark Lord had quite the knack for badfic writing (and apparently a little "thing" for Fëanor). This is his notebook of ideas. Read at your own risk. Transcribed by Arandil for the HASA Challenge: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Winner: "The Merry and Pippin Award (Humor 2nd Place)" MEFA 2005
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Morgoth, Fëanor - Complete
Scribblings by Baylor reviews
Glimpses of hobbit life. NEW: Bursting With Love, Cake is Cake is Cake, and Mathoms.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 5/8/2003
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Havoc in Hollin by shirebound reviews
Somewhere in Hollin, at long last, the Fellowship's questions are answered: CAN Gandalf turn someone into something else? And, given enough provocation... WOULD he? A fun, lighthearted ficlet with contributions by Budgielover, Kit5, and many others!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Peregrin T., Gandalf - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Tracer Bullet and the Case of the Missing Apples by Geriatric Yoda reviews
When two of Miss Wormwood's "apples" go missing in a Maths question, can Tracer Bullet save the day? Please R&R, as I am thinking on carrying on in the C&H genre.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2003
DragonSlayer for Hire by Baylor reviews
In which Pippin slays a dragon, rescues his friends, and is greatly lauded. Pre-LOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Peregrin T., Bilbo B.
Sweet Dreams, Little Angel by Evening Nightshade reviews
Eomer sees his baby sister for the first time, and wonders what she will be like when she grows up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Eomer, Eowyn
Pondering by Funkiechick reviews
Ron ponders Hermione and Victor Krum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 230 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Final Fantasy: On The Eve of Darkness reviews
Decay and destruction inexorably seek to envelope the world, rotting the land and toppling empires. Four youths from the sheltered southern continents must set out to stop this terrible force, confronting the demonic enemies of the gods and standing as the only barrier against never-ending chaos. FFI Novelization.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 301,152 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 1/31/2015
Thoughts on Arda reviews
A small collection of poetry about Middle-earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Complete
Vanya Syl reviews
A poem about Smaug coming to the Lonely Mountain.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Smaug - Complete
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