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Author has written 17 stories for StarTrek: The Next Generation, Woman in Black, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Sherlock, Sarah Jane Adventures, and Hannibal.

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Hello. My name is Aleah and I have a passion for writing. Haven't gotten around to much of it lately, but I assure you, I'm still here keeping an eye on you guys. Television consumes my life, which is a reason I love writing fan fiction. I also find it to be good practice for writing original stories (you know, if I actually got around to creating some at some point). I'm a bit of an anglophile - I love British comedies like Red Dwarf, The Brittas Empire, and Blackadder. I absolutely love Harry Potter, as it was my life for most of my childhood and still is to an extent, as well as Doctor Who. Actually, it's probably more like an unhealthy obsession than anything else.

I do love to write, and hope to make it my career someday, but as I do have a life (more or less) and tend to procrastinate a lot, I may seem to disappear off the face of the Earth sometimes (seems to be happening a lot lately), and other times I may be posting stories left and right (hopefully soon). It depends.

Oh, and I'm planning on working my way through my older fics sometime soon. Rewrite some of the more cringeworthy ones, or at least correct some of those god-awful grammar mistakes. Ah, to be thirteen again.

I'm on a few social networks, but the only one I check religiously is tumblr. My url is queen-beastie.tumblr.com


Quotes From Some of My Favorite Things

"Of course it is all happening inside your head, Harry, but why on Earth should that mean that it is not real?"- Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last." Sherlock Holmes, His Last Bow

"Do I get extra points if I act like I care?" House, House, M.D.

"Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind." - Data, Star Trek: The Next Generation

"I don't say anything. I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane." - Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory

"This is so the part of the horror movie where the sidekick gets it." - Monroe, Grimm

“Words are living things. They have personality, point of view, agenda.” - Hannibal Lecter, NBC Hannibal

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if you do, take pictures." - Al, Quantum Leap

"I don't dislike him. I mean, it's just that I'd like to kill him every now and then." - Skipper (about Gilligan), Gilligan's Island

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Bottles and Bruises by sweettooth7 reviews
My entry for the CarylBYOB fanfic challenge.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/9 - Daryl D., Carol, Glenn - Complete
Who Fic Prompts by Spydurwebb reviews
Various prompts for both Classic and New Who that people have given me these last few weeks. Any characters or pairings are possible, although Sarah Jane seems to feature in several.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sarah Jane S.
Secret Santa by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River take Amy and Rory to a world where Secret Santa has been raised to a whole new level...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Day at the Beach by betawho reviews
The Doctor and Nyssa are having a casual day at the beach when a young boy begs them for help for his friend, then turns into a seal.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 5/27/2010 - 5th Doctor, Nyssa - Complete
Can't Take Them Anywhere by Lissy Strata reviews
Can the TARDIS crew manage at least one trip without getting into trouble?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2014 - 5th Doctor, Adric, Nyssa, Tegan J. - Complete
The Wedding at the End of the Universe by nostalgia reviews
The Doctor and Jamie get married and the universe ends. (These events are not connected.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2014 - 2nd Doctor, Zoe H., Jamie M. - Complete
Points of Connection by LunaRowena reviews
"Turlough, either have a conversation, or leave. Or I swear I will take that ball and shove it down your throat."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Tegan J., Turlough, 5th Doctor - Complete
Reunion by thesilentlamb reviews
What happened when Sarah Jane and the Curator (human?) version of the fourth Doctor met again? A short romantic oneshot. Please do R&R.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2014 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Huntresses by betawho reviews
River and Leela completely understand one another.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, Leela, 11th Doctor, 4th Doctor - Complete
Cooperation by betawho reviews
They always did work well together, sometimes in the most unexpected ways. (Great cold weather story.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2014 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
By The Throat by srsbnsbro reviews
Abigail Hobbs contemplates the rise and fall of her own life, and how the people around her shaped her demise.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Abigail H., Hannibal L., Will G. - Complete
It's a Gift by betawho reviews
The Doctor's always stepping in it, sometimes deeper than others...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/13/2013 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
One More Thing by Spydurwebb reviews
Yet another tag scene to Day of the Doctor. This time, 11 forgets to say something to the Curator.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S., 4th Doctor - Complete
The Face in the Mirror by betawho reviews
What was the War Doctor thinking when he met his future selves?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2013 - War Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Short Hops by Berzerkerprime reviews
A collection of 5th Doctor plot bunnies, gap-fillers, and semi-mindless fangirl self-indulgences. Formerly "Deep." LATEST SHORT HOP: Understanding - missing scene for the BF audio drama "Sirens of Time." Turlough ponders his position aboard the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - 5th Doctor, Tegan J., Nyssa, Turlough - Complete
Cares of the Professor by Writing-Gecko-Girl reviews
Five times the Doctor helped Ace, whether she liked it or not, and one time she helped him. Rating for mentions of death and rape.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2013 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
The Experience by sss979 reviews
Romana lets her curiosity get the better of her. With some... encouragement. Warning: Tasteful adult content.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [4th Doctor, Romana I.] - Complete
The Devil Won't Dance But Benton Will by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Sergeant Benton often goes back to Devil's End, to sample baked goods, to visit Miss Hawthorne, and to maybe dance a little on May Day too. A perspective from outside UNIT can be very healthy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Benton - Complete
Where Were We? by JWood201 reviews
Gilligan discovers a few things during his performance as Scott. During "The Second Ginger Grant."
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Complete
Two Gingers and an Australian Walk Into the Lingerie Department by LunaRowena reviews
"Tegan," said the Doctor. "You could have just told me what you wanted to go shopping for. I've lived with a lot of women over the years. I'm not a complete stranger to undergarments." Turlough continued to be fascinated by the ceiling.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Tegan J., Donna N., Turlough - Complete
Show Records of Previous TARDIS Inhabitants by LunaRowena reviews
"Wow-ee, Professor! Why don't you get me one of those?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/3/2013 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
The Last of Our Kinds by AmberStarry reviews
The Doctor lands his TARDIS on the Red Dwarf accidentally, and he meets somebody in the same situation as himself - they are both the last of their kinds.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2013 - 10th Doctor, Lister, D.
A Matter of Chemistry by MizJoely reviews
Much to Turlough's disgust, Tegan and the Doctor are fighting again. So what else is new? A session in the spa answers that question quite spectacularly
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [5th Doctor, Tegan J.] Turlough - Complete
Cyber-sheep in the Wild West by medicinecap reviews
Ace and the Doctor visit the Wild West where they find all sorts of things out of place. The Doctor starts to face the fact that Ace will leave him someday soon. Ace falls in love. Ace/OC
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2013 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Dream Date by AmberStarry reviews
Lister finds a new total-immersion video game, which is a date simulator. For lack of anything better to do, he decides to try it out along with Rimmer who insists that Lister shouldn't be allowed to have all the fun. However the game glitches, and somehow Lister and Rimmer end up on a date together that both of them wish they could escape…
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Frosted Hourglass by Empress Akitla reviews
Sometimes things don't go as planned, and regenerations count in that. It can't be prevented or avoided...not unless you know what you're doing. When someone prevents him from regenerating, the TARDIS crashes and tosses the Doctor and his unwanted companion into Alaska. The Doctor's glad he's still here, if not curious as to why, but not all are happy that he's still alive...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Dear Charlie by hpark reviews
Charlie's pen pal's letter back
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Charlie - Complete
The Two Eccentrics by SilverDoe04 reviews
When Amy and Rory wander off the Doctor meets the daughter of an old friend.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, Luna L. - Complete
Comfort : Patrick x Charlie by Jannasaur reviews
Charlie just wants to make Patrick feel better. Rated T for Male/Male, Kissing and Fluff
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/8/2012 - [Charlie, Patrick]
Souvenirs by doodleswriter357 reviews
The Doctor doesn't just like to wear a fez because it looks cool. It's a memory of someone important and a promise that he made to himself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Susan F., 11th Doctor - Complete
Momentum by PresidentRomana reviews
After much persuasion, Ace attempts to teach the Doctor how to roller-skate. One-shot drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/4/2012 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
May I Have This Dance, Professor? by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
At the Yule Ball, Harry is all but ready to leave the dance, until Dumbledore announces the champion-teacher waltz. Harry chooses Professor McGonagall to be his partner... and he learns that a dance actually is great fun when you're dancing with a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Fourteen Moons by Mela Sunstrong reviews
Set during Marooned, this is Cat and Kryten's side of the story and their search for their missing companions. Kryten gives vanity a spin, while the Cat learns to fly.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,545 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Kryten, Cat - Complete
Need by Doll Girl reviews
Gilligan is sick and all of the castaways reflect on why they need Gilligan to get better.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - The Professor, Gilligan
Maybe Today by JWood201 reviews
Gilligan finally expresses his feelings, but it might be too late. AU "Rescue From Gilligan's Island."
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
A Day at the Space Zoo by Mela Sunstrong reviews
The Dwarf comes across a zoo ship run by bots, and Rimmer takes them up on their offer to purchase the Cat. Then it's up to the crew to bust the feline out, if they can manage to stay out of trouble themselves.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Cat - Complete
Star Trek Sonnet: The Next Generation by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
Nerd worlds collide once again in this English sonnet celebrating the crew of the Enterprise-D.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - J. Picard, W. Riker - Complete
Grimm Fairytale by Oklina reviews
Monroe had grown up on his Gran's "Grimm fairytales" and considered himself reasonably knowledgeable on the subject. He also never expected to actually meet a Grimm in real life. And look how well THAT turned out. Monroe's take on how he met Nick.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Monroe - Complete
New Territory by Spydurwebb reviews
Done as a prompt for someone who wanted to see Three and Sarah in a romantic setting with mentions of clothes and their age gap. Of course, knowing me, it had to have a twist.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - 3rd Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Flight for Two by Avec Plaisir reviews
We all know Nasuada works too hard, but what if Eragon thought of a way to help her relax?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Eragon S., Nasuada - Complete
Idle Heroes by valasmaldoran reviews
The Doctor and Donna take a break from saving the world and have a bit of fun.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Familiar Stranger by Ninthform reviews
The Eleventh Doctor is exhausted from a long journey by himself. His Tardis takes him someplace that gives him solace. There, he has a chance encounter with someone he's missed for a long time. Doctor & Donna. One Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - 11th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Do You Believe in Nargles? by luckyoufelix reviews
Neville asks Luna out after the Battle but first, Luna has a question for him. Neville/Luna pairing. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Words and Phrases by Spydurwebb reviews
There are certain words and phrases the Doctor and I never used during our time together.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sarah Jane S., 4th Doctor - Complete
The Moonshine Adventure by NancyBG-OldMaidWhovian reviews
The forth Doctor and K-9 find themselves on a very strange world!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - 4th Doctor, K-9 - Complete
Where River Song Proves A Point to Sarah Jane by LilahKat reviews
So two women - one who's very quick to use a gun and one who doesn't like them meet. Here's what happens...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sarah Jane S., River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Names by Beanacre0 reviews
Lister and Rimmer make a bet when the crew is still alive on Red Dwarf and all these years later the results of the bet come into fruitation.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Spot's Socks by Becca Stareyes reviews
Data asks Deanna Troi's advice on a feline matter.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Data, D. Troi - Complete
We're All Mad Here by ravenlunatic96 reviews
Slowly, ever so slowly, you are losing your mind. Cheshire Cat's point of view to Alice.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Cheshire Cat, Alice - Complete
Data Flirts by LJ1983 reviews
Data researches the phenomena known as flirting and decides to try it out on his bemused female colleagues for his latest attempt to be more human. How will he fare? One Shot.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Data, G. LaForge, D. Troi - Complete
Harry vs Voldie by BookwormKali reviews
Where did Harry go? What is Voldemort up too? Who did Voldemort fall on top of? Find out! Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Question For Data by SweeneyGirl310593 reviews
Just a short, bit of fun I came up with. Credit to Phillip K. Dick for use of his novel title.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Wesley C., Data - Complete
Things not to do on the TARDIS by albert12 reviews
Classic Who The Fifth Doctor and his companions learn some of the things that shouldn't be done aboard the TARDIS...the hard way. Set early in the Fifth era.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2010 - 5th Doctor, Nyssa
An Indigo Detour by wolfchasing reviews
S4 Finale spoilers! When Martha pulled the straps of project Indigo, there was a bit of a gap when she told her story over the subwave network. This story explains her brief meeting with the awesomeness of the Fourth Doctor. One-shot! Crack!Fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/2/2010 - 4th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Back For Kochanski by garfieldodie reviews
Post Back to Earth. Lister and company spearhead a mission to find Kochanski. Their journey takes them to GELF Space, where they find something rather sinister awaiting them...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,890 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Kristine K., Lister, D. - Complete
New Teacher by missalyss reviews
Harry is the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher in Fourth Year. He has an announcement to make. Based on a dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Hedwig by ValorOrgulloso reviews
Hedwig was Harry's first friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
In Which JeanLuc Goes Bananas by StatlerWaldorf reviews
Wesley bakes, Data refuses to put on clothing, and potatoes fly in tonight's adventure! If you take it seriously, then that's just silly of you. Relax, breathe... watch out for Lwaxana!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - J. Picard, Lwaxana T. - Complete
Remembering Moss by SmallInsect reviews
“For Wesley it seemed like nearly an eternity, and he lived it several times over, just to make sure.” Set post Nemesis, spoilers. One shot.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Wesley C., Data
A Kiss Good Night by Potentially Insane Fangirl reviews
When Deanna has a bad dream, Data tries to comfort her... Fluffy oneshot, DeannaData.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Data, D. Troi - Complete
Trauma by Tony Vernon-Smith reviews
Sure, everyone's seen First Contact. But did anyone ever wonder what happened afterwards, when they had to clean up the mess and deal with their demons? And with Picard and Data, Troi has a tough counseling job on her hands...My first ST story. I can't af
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,663 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Data, J. Picard - Complete
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Skiing
In which Tegan and Turlough get into a bit of a pickle thanks to their bickering and the Doctor decides to have a little fun with it. Written from a prompt I was given for a tumblr Christmas gift exchange.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Published: 1/4
It's Not A Snog Box! reviews
After accidentally bumping into two people from the Doctor's future, Jamie pokes fun at the Doctor for something they overhear his future companion accuse the TARDIS of being. They also get a surprise visitor on the snog b- ahem, TARDIS!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2014 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., River Song/Melody P. III
A Proposition reviews
James Moriarty has a propsition for Hannibal Lecter. (Based off of a tumblr gifset I found.) Rated T for violence.
Crossover - Sherlock & Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2014 - J. Moriarty, Hannibal L. - Complete
Kisses reviews
A little fluff based on a scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2014 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Dear Doctor reviews
A letter I wrote to the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
An Unexpected Phone Call reviews
Ian and Barbara Chesterton are relaxing in their twenty-first century home when they get an unexpected phone call from someone they never expected to hear from again.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Barbara W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Frying Pan reviews
The food synthesizer is not working, and the Doctor has a new idea of how everyone will get breakfast. It's a rather bad idea, actually, according to Nyssa. (Inspired by albert12's story "Things not to do on the TARDIS".
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - 5th Doctor, Adric, Nyssa, Tegan J. - Complete
No Girls on the TARDIS reviews
Ever since Victoria left, the Doctor and Jamie have sunk into a routine of pizza, soda pop, and belching. (Set between Victoria's goodbye and Zoe's hello.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2013 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M. - Complete
Christmas At The Campbells' reviews
A long time ago, the Doctor made a promise to Susan that one day, he would come back. Susan doesn't know it, but today is that day.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S., Susan F. - Complete
Dear Charlie reviews
Charlie's mystery pen pal writes him back.
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Charlie
Moving On reviews
Rose returns to the TARDIS, but is that a good thing?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Five Doctors: Part Two reviews
A continuation of Time Crash. For the second time in his life, the Doctor meets four of his other incarnations. Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, and Eleven from the 10th Doctor's point of view.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Rani in the TARDIS reviews
When the Doctor decides to pay a visit to Sarah-Jane, he is given the terrible news that she is dead. With Luke back at University and Clyde in Glasgow, Rani is alone on Bannerman Road. The Doctor, who is alone on the TARDIS, knows how she feels. Could Rani become the Doctor's next companion?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rani C. - Complete
The Man Who Got There First reviews
The Doctor is preoccupied with petty things, which are causing him to ignore Sarah-Jane. Will Sarah simply live with it, or will she realize that trying to get the Doctor to notice her might not be worth the hassle after all?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Avani Hollister reviews
What would it be like with another character on Red Dwarf, this one being twelve years old, a bit lippy - especially toward Rimmer - and who goes by the name of Avani Hollister?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012
Cha Cha Monkey Poem! reviews
I don't know why, but I love that wind-up monkey from the scene where arthur Kipps is trying to bring the Woman In Black's son back to her. This is a poem about that monkey, who I call the Cha Cha Monkey. Enjoy!
Woman in Black - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Complete
The Death Of A Warrior reviews
Wesley has a heart to heart moment with Alexander after Worf's death.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Wesley C. - Complete
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