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Joined 06-22-11, id: 3011883, Profile Updated: 04-20-14
Author has written 19 stories for StarTrek: The Next Generation, Woman in Black, Red Dwarf, SpongeBob SquarePants, Doctor Who, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Sherlock, Sarah Jane Adventures, and Hannibal.

*formerly HarryPotterTNGfan*

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Hello. My name is Aleah and I have a passion for writing. Haven't gotten around to much of it lately, but I assure you, I'm still here keeping an eye on you guys. Television consumes my life, which is a reason I love writing fan fiction. I also find it to be good practice for writing original stories (you know, if I actually got around to creating some at some point). I'm a bit of an anglophile - just thought I'd warn you! I love British comedies like Red Dwarf, The Brittas Empire, and Blackadder. I absolutely love Harry Potter, as it was my life for most of my childhood and still is to an extent. I also love Doctor Who. Actually, it's probably more like an unhealthy obsession than anything else. I think it worthy to note that I have a slight infatuation with one Jamie McCrimmon, hence the username. Since my last profile update, I've become obsessed with Hannibal, so that's a thing now. I do love to write, and hope to make it my career someday, but as I do have a life and tend to procrastinate a lot, I may seem to disappear off the face of the Earth sometimes (seems to be happening a lot lately), and other times I may be posting stories left and right (hopefully soon). It depends.

Oh, and I'm planning on working my way through my older fics sometime soon. Rewrite some of the more cringeworthy ones, or at least correct some of those god-awful grammar mistakes. Ah, to be thirteen again (not that seventeen is much of a difference, but still).


Quotes From Some of My Favorite Things

"Of course it is all happening inside your head, Harry, but why on Earth should that mean that it is not real?"- Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last." Sherlock Holmes, His Last Bow

"Do I get extra points if I act like I care?" House, House, M.D.

"Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind." - Data, Star Trek: The Next Generation

"I don't say anything. I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane." - Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory

"This is so the part of the horror movie where the sidekick gets it." - Monroe, Grimm

“Words are living things. They have personality, point of view, agenda.” - Hannibal Lecter, NBC Hannibal

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if you do, take pictures." - Al, Quantum Leap

"I don't dislike him. I mean, it's just that I'd like to kill him every now and then." - Skipper (about Gilligan), Gilligan's Island

"Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot." - Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants

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Points of Connection by LunaRowena reviews
"Turlough, either have a conversation, or leave. Or I swear I will take that ball and shove it down your throat."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13 - Tegan J., Turlough, 5th Doctor - Complete
The Funny Little Hobo by Yhoretta reviews
A poem for Patrick Troughton's birthday. Turned out a bit more sad than I'd intended, but I hope it's nonetheless enjoyable. Talks about the second Doctor as a whole, and references season 6B.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24 - 2nd Doctor - Complete
Reunion by thesilentlamb reviews
What happened when Sarah Jane and the Curator (human?) version of the fourth Doctor met again? A short romantic oneshot. Please do R&R.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/17 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Huntresses by betawho reviews
River and Leela completely understand one another.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29 - River Song/Melody P. III, Leela, 11th Doctor, 4th Doctor - Complete
Cooperation by betawho reviews
They always did work well together, sometimes in the most unexpected ways. (Great cold weather story.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
By The Throat by srsbnsbro reviews
Abigail Hobbs contemplates the rise and fall of her own life, and how the people around her shaped her demise.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Abigail H., Hannibal L., Will G. - Complete
Secret Santa by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River take Amy and Rory to a world where Secret Santa has been raised to a whole new level...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Our battles within by Yhoretta reviews
"A shattered teacup lay in shards on the burgundy rug. Under it was a dark stain. Above it was a table, and to the left of that...was the Doctor." Drifting in the TARDIS, Turlough is still fighting the control that the Black Guardian has over him. He overhears a conversation between the Doctor and Tegan, which leads to his second, more deadly attempt at assassination.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2013 - 5th Doctor, Nyssa, Tegan J., Turlough - Complete
It's a Gift by betawho reviews
The Doctor's always stepping in it, sometimes deeper than others...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2013 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
One More Thing by Spydurwebb reviews
Yet another tag scene to Day of the Doctor. This time, 11 forgets to say something to the Curator.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S., 4th Doctor - Complete
The Face in the Mirror by betawho reviews
What was the War Doctor thinking when he met his future selves?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2013 - War Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
I'm wearing a skirt by Yhoretta reviews
Jamie's kilt has worn a bit thin. The obvious solution? Go shopping! But, being a time traveller with the Doctor during the present, Jamie's about to get a glimpse at the future. Also, is the kilt really just a skirt? Oh, and the Doctor's stuck in a lift. FLUFF! (Season 6B)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Jamie M., 2nd Doctor - Complete
Ice-cream by Yhoretta reviews
Not everyone is accustomed to the sixth Doctor's brash personality. An alien queen decides that he could do with a little mellowing out, but did he really need it in the end? One Ben and Jerry's later, and Peri may be starting to see it, but will this new-found companionship all be over before it's begun?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2013 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
Sweet Justice by Yhoretta reviews
It is certainly one of the weirdest cases the Doctor and Sarah have been given on behalf of U.N.I.T. People with glowing blue eyes turning up at a shopping mall and customers dying for no apparent reason. Being assigned to work at two different shops and keep an eye out isn't the worst job they could have gotten, but it is about to get a whole lot stranger.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,911 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Sarah Jane S., Brigadier - Complete
Jamie and Zoe's guide to surviving life in the TARDIS by Yhoretta reviews
The only remaining copy of a transcript from the old TARDIS records. This is for the eyes of any future companions, do not let it fall into the wrong hands. (FLUFF!)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Jamie M., Zoe H., 2nd Doctor - Complete
The Devil Won't Dance But Benton Will by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Sergeant Benton often goes back to Devil's End, to sample baked goods, to visit Miss Hawthorne, and to maybe dance a little on May Day too. A perspective from outside UNIT can be very healthy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Benton - Complete
Party Games by Yhoretta reviews
Sarah Jane feels like she wants to get to know the Doctor better. Unfortunately he isn't the talkative type when it comes to secrets. Maybe a good old fashioned party game will get him to spill the beans. Teaming up with Harry Sullivan, Sarah organizes a game that the trio will never forget...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S.] - Complete
Where Were We? by JWood201 reviews
Gilligan discovers a few things during his performance as Scott. During "The Second Ginger Grant."
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Complete
Nonsense Brigadier, you're a swinger! by Yhoretta reviews
(I was inspired by a line I heard Sarah Jane say while I was re-watching "Robot".) The Doctor and Sarah Jane attend a U.N.I.T ball, but sadly the Doctor won't dance with his companion. Time for Sarah to use good old fashioned jealousy to her advantage.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S.] - Complete
Two Gingers and an Australian Walk Into the Lingerie Department by LunaRowena reviews
"Tegan," said the Doctor. "You could have just told me what you wanted to go shopping for. I've lived with a lot of women over the years. I'm not a complete stranger to undergarments." Turlough continued to be fascinated by the ceiling.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Tegan J., Donna N., Turlough - Complete
Show Records of Previous TARDIS Inhabitants by LunaRowena reviews
"Wow-ee, Professor! Why don't you get me one of those?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/3/2013 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
The Last of Our Kinds by AmberStarry reviews
The Doctor lands his TARDIS on the Red Dwarf accidentally, and he meets somebody in the same situation as himself - they are both the last of their kinds.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2013 - 10th Doctor, Lister, D.
Cyber-sheep in the Wild West by medicinecap reviews
Ace and the Doctor visit the Wild West where they find all sorts of things out of place. The Doctor starts to face the fact that Ace will leave him someday soon. Ace falls in love. Ace/OC
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2013 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Dream Date by AmberStarry reviews
Lister finds a new total-immersion video game, which is a date simulator. For lack of anything better to do, he decides to try it out along with Rimmer who insists that Lister shouldn't be allowed to have all the fun. However the game glitches, and somehow Lister and Rimmer end up on a date together that both of them wish they could escape…
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Who Fic Prompts by Spydurwebb reviews
Various prompts for both Classic and New Who that people have given me these last few weeks. Any characters or pairings are possible, although Sarah Jane seems to feature in several.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,882 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sarah Jane S.
Dear Charlie by hpark reviews
Charlie's pen pal's letter back
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Charlie - Complete
The Two Eccentrics by SilverDoe04 reviews
When Amy and Rory wander off the Doctor meets the daughter of an old friend.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, Luna L. - Complete
Comfort : Patrick x Charlie by Jannasaur reviews
Charlie just wants to make Patrick feel better. Rated T for Male/Male, Kissing and Fluff
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/8/2012 - [Charlie, Patrick]
Souvenirs by doodleswriter357 reviews
The Doctor doesn't just like to wear a fez because it looks cool. It's a memory of someone important and a promise that he made to himself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Susan F., 11th Doctor - Complete
Momentum by PresidentRomana reviews
After much persuasion, Ace attempts to teach the Doctor how to roller-skate. One-shot drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/4/2012 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
May I Have This Dance, Professor? by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
At the Yule Ball, Harry is all but ready to leave the dance, until Dumbledore announces the champion-teacher waltz. Harry chooses Professor McGonagall to be his partner... and he learns that a dance actually is great fun when you're dancing with a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Fourteen Moons by Mela Sunstrong reviews
Set during Marooned, this is Cat and Kryten's side of the story and their search for their missing companions. Kryten gives vanity a spin, while the Cat learns to fly.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,545 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Kryten, Cat - Complete
Need by Doll Girl reviews
Gilligan is sick and all of the castaways reflect on why they need Gilligan to get better.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - The Professor, Gilligan
Maybe Today by JWood201 reviews
Gilligan finally expresses his feelings, but it might be too late. AU "Rescue From Gilligan's Island."
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
A Day at the Space Zoo by Mela Sunstrong reviews
The Dwarf comes across a zoo ship run by bots, and Rimmer takes them up on their offer to purchase the Cat. Then it's up to the crew to bust the feline out, if they can manage to stay out of trouble themselves.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Cat - Complete
Star Trek Sonnet: The Next Generation by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
Nerd worlds collide once again in this English sonnet celebrating the crew of the Enterprise-D.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - J. Picard, W. Riker - Complete
Grimm Fairytale by Oklina reviews
Monroe had grown up on his Gran's "Grimm fairytales" and considered himself reasonably knowledgeable on the subject. He also never expected to actually meet a Grimm in real life. And look how well THAT turned out. Monroe's take on how he met Nick.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Monroe - Complete
New Territory by Spydurwebb reviews
Done as a prompt for someone who wanted to see Three and Sarah in a romantic setting with mentions of clothes and their age gap. Of course, knowing me, it had to have a twist.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - 3rd Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Flight for Two by Avec Plaisir reviews
We all know Nasuada works too hard, but what if Eragon thought of a way to help her relax?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Eragon S., Nasuada - Complete
Idle Heroes by valasmaldoran reviews
The Doctor and Donna take a break from saving the world and have a bit of fun.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Familiar Stranger by Ninthform reviews
The Eleventh Doctor is exhausted from a long journey by himself. His Tardis takes him someplace that gives him solace. There, he has a chance encounter with someone he's missed for a long time. Doctor & Donna. One Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - 11th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Do You Believe in Nargles? by luckyoufelix reviews
Neville asks Luna out after the Battle but first, Luna has a question for him. Neville/Luna pairing. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Words and Phrases by Spydurwebb reviews
There are certain words and phrases the Doctor and I never used during our time together.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sarah Jane S., 4th Doctor - Complete
The Moonshine Adventure by NancyBG-OldMaidWhovian reviews
The forth Doctor and K-9 find themselves on a very strange world!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - 4th Doctor, K-9 - Complete
Where River Song Proves A Point to Sarah Jane by LilahKat reviews
So two women - one who's very quick to use a gun and one who doesn't like them meet. Here's what happens...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sarah Jane S., River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Names by Beanacre0 reviews
Lister and Rimmer make a bet when the crew is still alive on Red Dwarf and all these years later the results of the bet come into fruitation.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Spot's Socks by Becca Stareyes reviews
Data asks Deanna Troi's advice on a feline matter.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Data, D. Troi - Complete
We're All Mad Here by ravenlunatic96 reviews
Slowly, ever so slowly, you are losing your mind. Cheshire Cat's point of view to Alice.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Cheshire Cat, Alice - Complete
Data Flirts by LJ1983 reviews
Data researches the phenomena known as flirting and decides to try it out on his bemused female colleagues for his latest attempt to be more human. How will he fare? One Shot.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Data, G. LaForge, D. Troi - Complete
Harry vs Voldie by BookwormKali reviews
Where did Harry go? What is Voldemort up too? Who did Voldemort fall on top of? Find out! Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Question For Data by SweeneyGirl310593 reviews
Just a short, bit of fun I came up with. Credit to Phillip K. Dick for use of his novel title.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Wesley C., Data - Complete
Things not to do on the TARDIS by albert12 reviews
Classic Who The Fifth Doctor and his companions learn some of the things that shouldn't be done aboard the TARDIS...the hard way. Set early in the Fifth era.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2010 - 5th Doctor, Nyssa
An Indigo Detour by wolfchasing reviews
S4 Finale spoilers! When Martha pulled the straps of project Indigo, there was a bit of a gap when she told her story over the subwave network. This story explains her brief meeting with the awesomeness of the Fourth Doctor. One-shot! Crack!Fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/2/2010 - 4th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Earwax by RedandBlackBeads reviews
Harry learns all about sex when Dumbledore takes care to answer his poorly worded question. This is set in "Philosopher's / Sorcerer's Stone," in the Hospital Wing during one of the last chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Back For Kochanski by garfieldodie reviews
Post Back to Earth. Lister and company spearhead a mission to find Kochanski. Their journey takes them to GELF Space, where they find something rather sinister awaiting them...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,890 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Kristine K., Lister, D. - Complete
New Teacher by missalyss reviews
Harry is the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher in Fourth Year. He has an announcement to make. Based on a dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Hedwig by ValorOrgulloso reviews
Hedwig was Harry's first friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
In Which JeanLuc Goes Bananas by StatlerWaldorf reviews
Wesley bakes, Data refuses to put on clothing, and potatoes fly in tonight's adventure! If you take it seriously, then that's just silly of you. Relax, breathe... watch out for Lwaxana!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - J. Picard, Lwaxana T. - Complete
Remembering Moss by SmallInsect reviews
“For Wesley it seemed like nearly an eternity, and he lived it several times over, just to make sure.” Set post Nemesis, spoilers. One shot.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Wesley C., Data
A Kiss Good Night by Potentially Insane Fangirl reviews
When Deanna has a bad dream, Data tries to comfort her... Fluffy oneshot, DeannaData.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Data, D. Troi - Complete
Trauma by Tony Vernon-Smith reviews
Sure, everyone's seen First Contact. But did anyone ever wonder what happened afterwards, when they had to clean up the mess and deal with their demons? And with Picard and Data, Troi has a tough counseling job on her hands...My first ST story. I can't af
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,663 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Data, J. Picard - Complete
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It's Not A Snog Box! reviews
After accidentally bumping into two people from the Doctor's future, Jamie pokes fun at the Doctor for something they overhear his future companion accuse the TARDIS of being. They also get a surprise visitor on the snog b- ahem, TARDIS!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., River Song/Melody P. III
A Proposition reviews
James Moriarty has a propsition for Hannibal Lecter. (Based off of a tumblr gifset I found.) Rated T for violence.
Crossover - Sherlock & Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20 - J. Moriarty, Hannibal L. - Complete
Kisses reviews
A little fluff based on a scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Dear Doctor reviews
A letter I wrote to the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
An Unexpected Phone Call reviews
Ian and Barbara Chesterton are relaxing in their twenty-first century home when they get an unexpected phone call from someone they never expected to hear from again.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Barbara W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Frying Pan reviews
The food synthesizer is not working, and the Doctor has a new idea of how everyone will get breakfast. It's a rather bad idea, actually, according to Nyssa. (Inspired by albert12's story "Things not to do on the TARDIS".
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2013 - 5th Doctor, Adric, Nyssa, Tegan J. - Complete
No Girls on the TARDIS reviews
Ever since Victoria left, the Doctor and Jamie have sunk into a routine of pizza, soda pop, and belching. (Set between Victoria's goodbye and Zoe's hello.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2013 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M. - Complete
Christmas At The Campells' reviews
"One day I will come back." Today is that day. (Says Doctor & Susan, but also includes Sarah Jane Smith!)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - 4th Doctor, Susan F.
Dear Charlie reviews
Charlie's mystery pen pal writes him back.
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Charlie
Moving On reviews
Rose returns to the TARDIS, but is that a good thing?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Five Doctors 2 reviews
For the second time in his life, the Doctor meets four of his other incarnations. Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, and Eleven. 10th Doctor's point of view.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Rani in the TARDIS reviews
When the Doctor decides to pay a visit to Sarah-Jane, he is given the terrible news that she is dead. With Luke back at University and Clyde in Glasgow, Rani is alone on Bannerman Road. The Doctor, who is alone on the TARDIS, knows how she feels. Could Rani become the Doctor's next companion?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rani C. - Complete
The Man Who Got There First reviews
The Doctor is preoccupied with petty things, which are causing him to ignore Sarah-Jane. Will Sarah simply live with it, or will she realize that trying to get the Doctor to notice her might not be worth the hassle after all?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Avani Hollister reviews
What would it be like with another character on Red Dwarf, this one being twelve years old, a bit lippy - especially toward Rimmer - and who goes by the name of Avani Hollister?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012
Spongebob's Wiener reviews
Spongebob throws a picnic for his friends, where he makes hot dogs in his likeness. For Sandy, these hot dogs look oddly familiar!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2012 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
Cha Cha Monkey Poem! reviews
I don't know why, but I love that wind-up monkey from the scene where arthur Kipps is trying to bring the Woman In Black's son back to her. This is a poem about that monkey, who I call the Cha Cha Monkey. Enjoy!
Woman in Black - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Complete
Neighbors reviews
Deanna Troi's experience in her first few minutes on the Enterprise.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/5/2011 - D. Troi, Data - Complete
The Death Of A Warrior reviews
Wesley has a heart to heart moment with Alexander after Worf's death.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Wesley C. - Complete
Time For Cake! reviews
Riker bakes a cake for a party in Ten Forward. When he presents it to his ship-mates, all that's left are crumbs. Who ate Riker's cake? Read to find out who!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
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