Hey all of y'all! Thanks for having the time to read my profile.I am new so if any of y'all hav any tips and or pointers,do tell. =]. Any way here is some stuff about me. Eye color- Brown ,Hair color-Brown. Ethnicity- Mexican-American. Things I like to do- Read,Listen to music,Make CDs, Watch movies. Favorite Sports- Volleyball,Soccer,Basketball,Football Favorite Movies-Remember Me,The Notebook,Pride and Prejudice ( the one w/ Kiara Knightly),The Dark Knight,And as much as I LOVE The Twilight saga the movies r nothing compared to the books.:)
Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlie's sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle When ever I am in the Emergency Room And I promise to remember Emmett Every time there's a huge boom I promise to remember Rose Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful curly hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my emotions are unfurled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of people would have a mental break down if the Jonas Brothers jumped off a bridge ...copy and paste this in your profile if your the 2 that would bring popcorn and a video camera. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and get bored often post this on your profile! If you talk sarcasm like a second language post this on your profile! If you have a sense of humor post this on your profile! If you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you're aware that so many people pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile. If you've said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awesome...!". copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that writing fanfics is fun, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
Notice !!! Well I have stories written up ready to rock but am having trouble putting it on FanFic. And My laptop isn't working right! Sorry :/
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
Some quotes that always make me laugh:
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
If you're going to mock me, at least do it in tune.
When we learn about drugs in health class, I wonder if we'll get free samples.
Someone told me to go to hell, I told them to go first and tell me how the weather is.
People tell me that school is my job...I'd like to get paid now please.
The meaning of life is for all things to die.
Did you know that the proper name for a birdie in badminton is a shuttlecock?
No wonder they renamed it, because I guarantee you, the players would have shortened the name and it wasn't going to be shuttle.
Do you insinuate that I should tolerate the diabolical impertinence of one who's mental capacity is unable to comprehend my meaning?
I can tell by the mute expression on your countenance that none of my multi-cerebral phraseology has penetrated even the outer most portals of your diminutive vocabulary.
There are some creatures whose brains are so tiny that they don't even realize they exist.
I guess that's why some people are always asking what you're looking at when you're looking at them.
If it were up to me, you'd be dead by now.
An optimist jumps off a ten story building and for the next nine stories thinks, 'so far so good'.
Does anyone out there watch the weather channel?
Can you tell me when hell freezes over so I can get my money back?
If we were intended to smoke we would've been set on fire.
Education is important...school on the other hand.
Enjoy life, there's plenty of time to be dead.
5/4 people have trouble with fractions.
Kill a man and you're a murderer.
Kill many murders and you're a hero.
"Normal" is just a setting on the dryer.
I gave you life. I can take it away. -God
Be confident, stupid!
If the brain was simple enough to understand, we'd all be too stupid to understand it.
Society is constructed to ensure that people can avoid the painful act of thinking.
I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and have not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me up to a week sometimes to make it up.
I don't give a damn about a man who can only spell a word one way.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.
The world owes you nothing.
It was here first.
Every generalization is false, including this one.
Tomorrow is the yesterday of two days from now.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
A banker is a fellow who'll give you an umbrella when the sun's shining, and wants it back the second it starts to rain.
Censorship is telling a man that he can't have a steak because a baby can't chew it.
Any radial vector drawn from a reference planet’s centroid of mass.
Why is it that everyone makes a bee line for the most complicated solution possible here?
It's like slitting your wrists with Occam's Razor...or something.
I don’t believe in mercy without reciprocity.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. -Oscar Wilde
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple; you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
Get everyone to be conformist and you'd be stuck at an early 21st level of technology when the sun goes nova.
They could always send everyone non conformist off planet?
Then we reinvade Terra and take it back, using our 24th century level of technology.
Games are the most elevated form of investigation - Albert Einstein
If you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in the dark with a mosquito.
Fairness is not just about treating everyone the same; it’s also about giving people what they need.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man -Oscar Wilde
That leap of logic should have broken his legs. - Janissy
Apparently young boys have a thing about Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
And For those who take life too seriously:
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. (culture is a bacteria)
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
25. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
26. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your @$$ tomorrow.
27. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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