Cybernetic Author unit 5
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Joined 06-22-11, id: 3012682
Author has written 12 stories for Portal, Half-Life, Team Fortress 2, Kane Chronicles, Legend of Zelda, Mass Effect, Doctor Who, Homestuck, and Metroid.
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Ceasefire Days by sawruhr reviews
"Ceasefire meant no fighting which meant no bullets, which meant Soldier was unfortunately going to go a third day without killing anyone. The horror." A series of oneshots about stuff RED team does that doesn't involve killing.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 8/26/2013
TF2 pantheon of gods by 1.126.000 reviews
A playful look at everyone's favorite mercenaries as divine beings in a pantheon of deities. One part cannon, one part fanon, and a whole lot made up.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014
Trapped In Metal by RECREATIONAL reviews
One Big Sister will find that the mighty Subject Delta has a soft side... /Chapter 7 will be up again shortly/
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Delta, Big Sister
Sands of Tuchanka - REVISED by Spyke1985 reviews
Totally revised version of this story. SI/AU, Ignores most of ME timeline. I go to sleep, and wake up as a krogan. Wait, WHAT? Craziness ensues. Things happen. Rated M for cussing and adult situations. Oh, and violence too. Lots of interesting adventures and culture shock city. If you like krogans, you'll love this. Enjoy! Update: New postings discontinued until further notice.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,230 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - U. Grunt
Burn, Baby, Burn by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Pyro
My Big Fat Quarian Wedding by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Shepard promised he'd build Tali' a house, and by God he's gonna do it! No matter how much of a mess it causes. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Ask Thoth by FishtheMighty reviews
I'm done answering questions on this site. Read the author's notes in the last chapter for more info.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,723 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Thoth - Complete
Team Corporate Funding 2 by odmonkey reviews
It's a sad day for the RED team when discovering the gender of their Pyro isn't the first thing on their minds - corporate smoozing is just not their style. I do not own anything in this here story .
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,219 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Pyro, Sniper - Complete
How to Win a War by Arcadia Jones reviews
A prompt from the ME kinkmeme. Based off of Joker's comment on "teaching the Reapers how to love." Rated for language
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Team Fortress 2: Beginnings by MadHighlander reviews
The origin stories of the Teams as we know them. As it's my first fanfic, I thought I'd ease myself in with a couple really short, simple bits feedback strongly appreciated . Rated T just in case.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
Conversations by Boarbatusk328 reviews
Red vs Blue: Sheila has a conversation with each member of Blue team about her relationship with Caboose.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - [Sheila, M. Caboose] - Complete
Puberty by RECREATIONAL reviews
When one hormonal, teenage, Big Sister gets attached to an Alpha Series only insanity can insue. Alpha SeriesxBig Sister
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Big Sister, Big Daddy
AlarmOTron by Hunter Kitty reviews
Because the Alarm-O-Tron can shout about more than just the RED Spy in your base.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
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Reunion
It's Tali's birthday, but life as a post-reaper war admiral can get hard. Luckily Kasumi has called in a few favors to not only get all of the surviving crew together, but to give tali another ride through the stars. Unfortunately, her contacts are limited to the criminal element.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Kasumi G.
Doomed reviews
John finds the survivor of a doomed timeline, and discovers just how terrible a Sburb session can go wrong.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013
Stranger danger reviews
Someone his trying to catch the Doctors attention. Daleks and Cybermen have been brutaly slaughtered and left for him to find. The Doctor wants to know who is doing this and why. I am terrible at intros, just read the story please. Rated T for safety.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - 11th Doctor
The return reviews
Post ME3, more information on the timeline in the first chapter. The Reapers are defeated, yet their creations live on. With the threat of a new war, the unnamed guardians of the galaxy does the only thing they can, they bring back Shepard. T for safety.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Shepard (M)
Legend of Metroid reviews
Something PEJP Bengtzone V2 asked me to do. Samus is transported to Hyrule through an ancient portal. Her armor badly damaged, she must help Link save Zelda from a new villain before she can return home.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Link, Samus A.
Meet the chemist reviews
No one knows exactly who the new class is, except pyro... I own none of the TF charecters. PLEASE review, even if it's a flame
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Pyro
The eyes of the cobra reviews
A deadly assasin and master godling hunter has been hired to kill Sadie and Carter. Soon he has poisoned Sadie with a lethal venom. To find the cure, Carter must delve into the ranks of the deadliest assassins in history.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Carter K., Set
Sticky bombing the fourth wall reviews
I break the fourth wall to talk to the TF char about fanfiction, just read it and review I own none of the TF characters
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011
The hero behind the mask reviews
012 was once just another mindless Combine soldier, now he has the four things that make a hero: Bravery, a longing for freedom, strength, and a ridiculously large amount of luck. I do not own any of the Half life characters or themes.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011
Between the factions
They would pay, I would break them and let the Combine finish them off, I would kill Gordon Freeman. I do not own any half life characters.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 759 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011
Love is blind? reviews
No living thing can possibly love GLaDOS, so why is her latest test subject acting so strangely? I do not own any Portal characters.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - GLaDOS
The ROB unit reviews
GLaDOS meets a young man with amazing knowledge about Caroline and Aperture, they strike a deal, and find a secret that should have been kept locked away. I do not own the Portal characters NOW FIXED
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011