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There is not much to say about me, well I do love to write. I love riding horses. I love to read. I love my dog... And just dealing with life. My dream and goal in life is to become an equine vet, and possibly write some novels. :)
Favorite Quotes From Twilight
"Be safe." (Edward Cullen)
"It was nice to be alone, not to have to smile and look pleased; a relief to stare dejectedly out the window at the sheeting rain and let just a few tears escape." (Bella Swan)
"I do a good job of blocking painful, unnecessary things from my memory." (Bella Swan)
"I felt a surge of pity, and relief. Pity because, as beautiful as they were, they were outsiders, clearly not accepted. Relief that I wasn’t the only newcomer here, and certainly not the most interesting by any standard." (Bella Swan)
"Trust me." (Edward Cullen)
"No blood, no foul." (Edward Cullen)
"Over my pile of ashes." (Rosalie Hale)
Outfits From Twilight:
Jealousy Takes Over Love - Chapter 6:
Winds Of Rage - Chapter 3: http://www.polyvore.com/winds_rage_chapter_outfit/set?id=75705865
I am the girl that doesn't go to school games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook or Instagram, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and paste this on your profile
Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
You have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you have it too.
"An Apple a Day keeps the doctor away; But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit"
Team Edward all the way!!
Cause Jacob wishes he could sparkle in the sun.
Proud to be a brunette
Edward prefers brunettes. Take that Blondes
I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward When a Volvo drives through town I promise to obey traffic laws Of course for Charlie's sake And whenever a wolf howls, I promise to remember Jake I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the Emergency Room And I promise to remember Emmett Every time there's a huge boom I promise to remember Rose Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful curly hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my emotions are unfurled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know
30 Things I have learned from Twilight
1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine. 2. The future is not set in stone. 3. Men are crabby when they're hungry. 4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear. 5. True love knows no boundaries. 6. Some people are just danger magnets. 7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love. 8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle! 9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them. 10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes. 11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day. 12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain. 13. Family is about more than just blood. 14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing. 15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising. 16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings. 17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity. 18. There are exceptions to every rule. 19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid. 20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy. 21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's. 22. Cold hands = Warm heart. 23. Not breathing is uncomfortable. 24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair. 25. Romeo was an idiot. 26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day. 27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone. 28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with. 29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Buy him a Team Jacob t-shirt.
9. Picture yourself naked.
8. Buy him a dog named Jacob.
7. Paint his room pink.
6. Sing "Barbie Girl" in your head over and over.
5. Invite him to go cliff diving in La Push, then say, "Oh, I forgot. You're not allowed in La Push. Oh, well. Come on, Bella."
4. Tell him Bella told you that she likes her men buff and then point out that Jacob is buffer than him.
3. Get all the werewolves to wear his clothes, then put them back so when he goes to put on his clothes, they all smell like werewolves.
2. Think about the time Bella made out with Jacob.
1. Ride motorcycles with Bella, then when he stops you, say, "But Jacob would have let us ride them." Then point out the double meaning in those words you just said.
10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black
10. Remind him that Bella picked Edward.
9. Remind him what Bella and Edward did on their honeymoon.
8. Tell him how Renesmee was conceived in full detail.
7. Buy him a Team Edward t-shirt.
6. Tell him that when Bella kissed him, she was intoxicated by Edward's presence so she didn't know what she was doing.
5. Tell him Bella likes her men pale and cold.
4. When he does something wrong, roll up a newspaper and say, "Bad dog!"
3. Pick up a stick, throw it, and yell, "Fetch!" 2. If he fetches the stick, pet his head and say, "Good doggie!" If he doesn't, smack his nose with the rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad doggie!"
1. Give him a pooper scooper for his birthday.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. (Hey I write fan fiction and it gets annoying when the stupid red light comes on under the word every other paragraph!)
Copy and Paste this if you wish you could LaPUSH Jacob of the cliff!!
Copy and paste this if you believe in love at first sight.
Copy and paste this if you have ever had a dream that you were making out with Edward Cullen. (EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!!!!!!!!!)
Copy and paste if you think Jacob probably has flees.
If you’re so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story your writing or reading copy and paste in profile
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
(Yes and I hope to find him soon.)
If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile
If Robert Pattinson as Edward made you swoon, copy this to your profile. (You think if he didn't, I would copy and paste this?)
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. (WHY THE HELL WOULD I LOOK UP 'EDWARD CULLEN' ON GOOGLE IMAGES IF I DIDN'T??)
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (I bawled and threw up, I still have stains if you would like to take a look, lol kidding)
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.
If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile (WHY ELSE WOULD I FANTASIZE ABOUT HIM, NEVERTHELESS SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE ON FF?????)
If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (How do you think I met my friends?)
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite? IDK I can’t pick I like them all for different reasons… But if you’re going to make me pick I would have to say Breaking Dawn, Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse (lol)
How long did it take you to read the books? 7 months. (I have alot of things to do, and I watch the movies ON A DAILY BASIS)
Who introduced you to the books? No One
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? I bought them.
Favorites: Who is your favorite character? I LOVE EDWARD! I like Bella, Alice, basically everyone in the Cullen family, but my most favorite is Edward!
Who's your favorite male vampire? (Other Than Edward) Thats hard, but Emmett.
Who's your favorite female vampire? Alice
Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? Too many to pick from. I love this one though: "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? Well pretty much everything. I definitly love when Bella and Edward go hunting for the first time together and she wants him more than blood!), and when they are in the meadow, and when Edward sucks the venom out of Bella when James bites her.
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? Only when she punched him NOT before.
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? Their reunion in New Moon.
What was your favorite adventure/battle? The Race To Save Edward or The Volturi battle in Breaking Dawn.
Which book cover was your favorite? Twilight
Are these books among your favorite books of all? Of Course! Why else would I have a safe for all my Twilight stuff?
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon? Twilight
New Moon or Eclipse? New Moon
Eclipse or Twilight? Twilight
New Moon Movie or the Eclipse Movie? New Moon
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward? Edward
Bella or Jacob? Bella
Bella or Alice? Alice
Alice or Jacob? Alice
Rosalie or Alice? Alice
Jasper or Alice? Alice
Jasper or Edward? Edward
Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle
Emmett or Jasper? Emmett
Emmett or Jacob? Emmett
Bella or Rosalie? Bella
Esme or Charlie? Esme
Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle
Charlie or Billy? Charlie
Jacob or Sam? Jacob
Sam or Quil? Quil
Quil or Embry? Embry
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? James (He gave me shrills!)
Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires obviously!
Rosalie or Tanya? Rosalie (Tanya stealing Edward from me!!! Humff we'll see about that!)
Mike or Edward? EDWARD!!!! WTH? THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION!!!!
Tyler or Eric? Eric
Eric or Mike? Eric, but putting Mike, Edward, and Bella in the same story would be hilarious!
Team Jacob or Team Edward? TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!?!?!?!??!
Porsche or Volvo? Both, because Edward drives a volvo, and I love porsches!
'55 Chevy or Volvo? Volvo
Movie or Book? Doesn't matter if its related to anything Twilight, otherwise movie.
Bella and Edward or Bella and Jacob? EDWARD & BELLA!!!!!!!!
Bella's Lullaby or Esme's Favorite? Bella’s Lullaby
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm Gonna Kick their butts!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the firetruck can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dipshit?
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Almost everything here is, well the things that are true about me, and things that I like)
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Everyone EXCEPT Jenna, my mom, everyone in my family which doesn't include my dad, my dog, and of course I didn't forget everyone in Twilight! Exception is James, Victoria, and Laurent)
If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile. (Re-read what I said in the previous sentence!)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile. (Why do you think my father hates me?)
If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (most of the time I run into it!)
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. (*sighs* Just read above)
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sooooo many times I lost count)
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. (I HAVE PICTURES OF EDWARD SWIMMING IN CHOCOLATE!!!!!!)
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile (Have you not seen the above and below.)
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Oh my gosh yes and I got some dirty looks too, FROM MY FATHER!)
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (YES!! I cover it up saying "A woman never reveals her true age")
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (One reason I am on fan fiction!)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (What was I going to type again?)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don’t even know why I have to type this. Yes all the time. I'm surprised I haven't fell on my laptop... Oh wait? Why the hell did I have to get it repaired?)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. (*Rolls eyes* Duh)
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. (Edward, Romeo, Juliet, Jacob, Bella, Sam, and others)
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. (Sadly yes. As you can see... I have no life.)
If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile. (My mom did give me ‘the talk’ a bit but I learned more from F&F and TV, but I'm kinda scared cause she said my Grandma will give me a looooong one. THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!)
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (No kidding.)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (Church and school and others I’m sure.)
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (HELL YEAH!)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes, yes I do. I AM NOT ASHAMED! Ok maybe a bit.)
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. (omgosh yes all the time everything! Doors, chairs, tables, phones, laptops, TVs, trashcans, trees, cracks in the sidewalk and curbs. That is only naming a few.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes, when Edward was getting whooped by the Volturi in New Moon)
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.(FIRETRUCKING, LOW-LIFE, NO GOOD, STUPID, EVIL, FAT, DICKHEADS!!!!!)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes I thought I had covered this.)
If you have ever had a laughing fit over a joke wasn't really funny, paste this in your profile. (Yes and I don’t remember why.)
If you know a fictional character who should be real, then copy & paste into your profile. (Yep, I'm pretty sure you ALL know who that is.)
If you have ever danced and or sang in the rain paste this one in your profile. (Yes, when I was younger I would sit outside in the rain just because I could, and I thought it was romantic)
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (Yes because the air and gravity are out to get me.)
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. (Yes, Yes it is.)
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes because those commercials drive me nuts!)
If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (Yes, EXAMPLE!!!: "Bella, would you please stop taking your clothes off."
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. (What do you think all this crap, kidding, is?)
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes *looks away blushing*)
If you love EVERYONE in the world who will take the time to read your profile copy and paste this onto your profile :) (Please I have spent hours on this stupid thing and yes I know that’s sad. I don't have a life)
Evanescence - Missing
Please, please forgive me, But I won't be home again. Maybe someday you'll look up, And, barely conscious, you'll say to no one: "Isn't something missing?"
Seether ft. Amy Lee - Broken
I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh I want to hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph; and I know it serves me well I want to hold you high and steal your pain
92% Of The Teen Population Would Be Dead If Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn’t Cool. Put This On you profile If You Would Be One Of The 8% Laughing Hysterically in the background.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace or Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile
93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
put this on your page
if you love to laugh
I Am Not That Girl:
I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that has a new boy-friend every week. The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.
I am that girl, The one who likes books. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that just wants to make a difference. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like because she's crazy. The one that will do anything to make people feel better. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just:
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
Something Sweet A Girl asked her boyfriend;
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Would you choose me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said, “I’ll love you until the last one dies."
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. (Sorry, I couldn't get it to look like a tree!)
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad follow her.
When she stare's at your mouth kiss her.
When she pushes you or hit's you grab her and dont let go.
When she start's cussing at you kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet ask her whats wrong.
When she ignore's you give her your attention.
When she pull's away pull her back.
When you see her at her worst tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying just hold her and dont say a word.
When you see her walking sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared protect her.
When she lay's her head on your shoulder tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steal's your favorite jacket let her keep and let her wear it.
When she tease's you tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay.
When she look's at you with doubt back yourself up.
When she say's that she like's you she really does more than you could understand.
When she grab's at your hands hold her's and play with her fingers.
When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does.
When she misses you she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away.
When she says its over she still wants you to be her's.
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it.
Repost so the one you love will;
Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend" Girls post as: "A True Boyfriend"
Find A Guy...
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.
Edward vs Normal guys.
A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!” Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”
Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.” Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”
Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!” Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you. Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
If you die, a normal guy would find another. If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!” As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice. As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast. Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress. Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio. Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.” While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares. Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away. “Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates. Edward Cullen buys you a car.
I LOVE YOU EDWARD ANTHONY MASON FREAKING CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miracles Happen A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Miracles Happen if you truly believe in God..
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there!
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil other sister,Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace,Cinnamint Kitty, Twilight of the Opera, GreenSugar2500
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your file, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, GeM W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Bille Joe Loving Freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Forzenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace, Cinnamint Kitty, Twilight of the Opera, GreenSugar2500
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap.If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile.
If you would be one of the few people that would answer, ''Where to begin?"Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it,copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfiction,copy this into your profile,and add your name to the list: danyan,Zutara Lover,Black'n'red'Butterfly,Enrica,twighlightgirl1918,Just A Little Bit Dramatic,Pirates OWN you,Cripsee,I'll have some stupid cliche',Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge,Dreamer948,Wingsgirl1313,PrettyFanGirl,World Peace,Cinnamint Kitty, Twilight of the Opera, GreenSugar2500
If you have ever had to move away from a friend, or had a friend move away from you, copy and paste this to your account and add your name to the list: PrettyFanGirl, World Peace, Cinnamint Kitty, Twilight of the Opera, GreenSugar2500
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY!!!
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.
If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.
If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.
If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you miss Fred Weasley and George's ear, put this in your profile
Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.
If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a die hard, no hope for cure Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune until you saw this.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.
I wear black so I must be a Goth.
I'm young so I must be naive.
I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd.
I love animals so I must become the crazy old cat lady (actually, i probably will... heh heh)
I get depressed so I must be Emo.
I'm blonde so I must be an idiot.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I have straight A's, so I must be easy.
I'm a virgin, so I must be prude
I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat.
I'm single, so I must be ugly.
I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.
I love shopping, so I must be rich.
I hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up an stop, Post this
Signs you live in 2008
1. You are on your computer everyday
2. You are more inside, than out.
4. You are on this site often.
5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling.
6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three.
7. You looked back to see if there was a number three.
8. You feel a bit stupid.
9. You think this is funny.
10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free.
If you have any rubber ducks at all, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name and number of them- JKboutit (23), Twilight of the Opera (50. But I'm done collecting!:))
If you have ever been caught talking to inanimate objects, paste this onto your profile.
If anyone has ever read a fanfic you would like to keep private that is close enough to you to laugh (ex sis) at the wildness of it, paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Sirius died, copy and paste htis.
If you went to get DH at midnight at your bookstore, and stood in line that morning just to get a ticket to get it earlier than anyone else, and you'd had it reserved for at least a year, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever realized that Chace Crawford might have been the perfect Edward, copy this.
If your photobucket account is chock-full of funny pictures of your obsessions, copy and paste onto your profile.
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７ l、 ヽ じしf,)ノ
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
All the good ones are either married or fictional characters in books or movies.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!?
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown
At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny?
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
Don't mock a twilight fan, We bite.
Japenise I'm Guessing?
Ichi = One Ni = Two San = Three Shi / Yon = Four Go = Five Roku = Six Shichi / Nana = Seven Hachi = Eight Kyuu = Nine Juu = Ten JuuIchi = Eleven JuuNi = Twelve JuuSan = Thirteen JuuShi = Fourteen JuuGo = Fifteen JuuRoku = Sixteen JuuShichi = Seventeen JuuHachi = Eighteen JuuKyuu = Nineteen NiJuu = Twenty
Haru = Spring Natsu = Summer Aki = Fall Fuyu = Winter
Sayonara = Goodbye Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning Konnichi wa = Good afternoon Konban wa = Good everning Oyasumi nasai = Good night Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
--Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Repost this as what a kiss means.
My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid; I must be bad,What else could have made, My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy, would still want to hug me,
I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, Or else im locked up, All day long,
When im awake im all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren’t home,
When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight,
I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie’s bar,
I try to hide, From his evil eyes,I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry,
He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,He says it’s my fault, He suffers at work,
He slaps and hits me, and yells at me more,I finally get free, And run to the door,
He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,He takes me and throws me, Hard against the wall,
I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late, His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape,
The hurt and the pain, Again and again, O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops, and heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor,
My name is tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me
You can help to stop this for others. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be One heartless person to not be effected By this poem and because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.
you can help to stop this for others. And if you read this and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be One heartless person to not be effected
By this poem and because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse
How did you first find out about the movie?
Well if the book says 'major motion picture' then you get the impression there's a movie.
What do you think of the casting so far?
Rob and Kristen is prefect for Edward and Bella. Ashley is good for Alice but she's too tall. Peter is great for Carlisle, Jackson is great, he look just like Jasper, Kellan is Amazing! He's Emmett! Nikki is cool, she can put off Rosalie nicely, Elizabeth is nice, she can act Esme naturally. But Kristen needs to act a bit better.
Do you think it will stay true to the book?
Breaking Dawn Speculation:
Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?
Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?
Yes. Edward loves her too much to let her go. Annnnnnd I already watched the movie. Heck, I have it on DVD.
Do you think she and Edward will get married?
Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?
Yes, on Renesmee.
Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
It better be Edward. Or I will lay an egg. But she did so...
Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?
When I saw the movie (Part 1), I was crying. But the book has a happy ending.
Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?
Volturi, Sam & Pack.
How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?
I would be ok I guess, BUT IT BETTER BE A VAMPIRE!
Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?
They are probably going to tell him.
Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?
Probably, and they'll make something big of that if Bella is going to be a vampire.
If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?
Sam! I hate him ALOT!
For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?
Then no happy ending for Edward and Bella. And Edward would be dead, and not as hot!
Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?
Yeah. He should be with Leah.
What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?
Bella to become a vampire and her to live happily with Edward.
What's your dream ending?
T_T I DON'T WANT IT TO END!!!!!!!! WHAAAAA!
(A Few Last Things:)
In which book did you like Bella's character best?
I don't know New Moon because she says how much she loves Edward.
How about Edward's?
Breaking Dawn and New Moon. Because it shows how much he loves her.
If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?
Peter Facinelli. Carlisle is awesome, and Robert Pattison would probably make a perverted joke.
This has nothing to do with fanfiction but please read this it will take you 2 minutes. Joseph Kony. Don't know who he is well you should. This man has been working in Uganda for 20 years now being the head of a group called the L.R.A, during the night he kidnapped's children from their homes to work for him. Girls become sex slaves, boys become soldiers. He has already done this to over 30,000 children Once he captures them they are forced to kill their own parents. Would you like not to be able to sleep with the fear that someone may abduct you and force you to kill your parents and work for him. The U.S.A government started tracking him but now he has changed his tactics and is hiding and moving around africa carrying on what he is doing. If the government can't find him, they'll give up then all the work is for nothing. The mission is to make kony famous, not in a celebrity light but so every one knows who he is. Broadcast this please. It takes 1 minute of your time. Kony2012 I watched the video on youtube, and it made me cry, yeah its long, but think of all those people who are less fortunate than you! Watch It Now!
-If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.
A good friend will comfort you when a guy rejects you. A best friend will go up and say to him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb-butt?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you are okay when you're crying over something trivial. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump hers on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you her umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be there next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend has your phone number on her speed dial. A best friend knows your number by heart.
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
I found this on someone's profile and thought it was very amusing: "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
For those of you who hate Twilight, here are some awards they won:
Best Female Preformance - Eclipse
Best Movie - Eclipse
Best Male Preformance - Eclipse
Best Kiss - Eclipse
Best Kiss - Twilight
Best Male Preformance - Twilight
Best Female Preformance - Twilight
Best Fight - Eclipse
School Library Journals Best Books of 2005
Publishers Weekly Best Childrens Book Of 2005
Garden State Book Award
Texas Lone Star Book Award
Black-Eyed Susan Book Awards
Georgia Peach Book Award for Teen Readers
Iowa High School Book Award
Rhode Island Teen Book Award
Kentucky Bluegrass Award
Gateway Readers Award
Grand Canyon Reader Award
Abraham Lincoln Illinois High School Book Award
Author Of The Year
Special Achievement Award
Just to name a few. So Twilight could kick your fat, stupid, lazy butt. No offense. DOES NOT APPLY TO TWIHARDS!!!
TWIHARDS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fire and Ice
Some say the world will end in fire
some say in ice.
from what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire
but if it had to perish twice
i think i know enough of hate
that for destruction ice
is also great
and would suffice
Release your mind,
Bare your soul,
Eat your words,
Fill your role.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like heck.
There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
You call me a B--ch well a B--ch is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
It's all fun and games until someone get hurt...then its hilarious.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.
I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much.
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? Shit. now i'm a sugar bowl
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
Don't be so humble. You're not that great. Golda Meir
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.
I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do.
(bumper sticker) This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.
Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.
If you love your mom, you'll read this.
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Also, this is dedicated to my Best Friend DeathNoteLuvr16
A good friend would whisper in your ear that you forgot your underwear at their house.
A best friend would yell across the room, "Hey! (put name here), your forgot your panties at my place! AGAIN!"
A super best friend would throw it across the room at your face after shouting that and making a scene.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Let's get serious again.
A Tragic Story:
Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk her mom was an addict her parents kept her Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out and had patches of hair
She always talked to it when no one's around She lays there and hugs it not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door some more and more pain she’ll have to endure
A bruise on her leg a scar on her face why would she be in such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die
She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying
Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor
It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse, you will re post this on your profile. Do it now!
Be sure to check out FictionPress as well, its actually the sister site of FanFiction. Its just has more stories on the same topic and category.
Writing pet peeves:
1. Spell check. Learn to use it.
2. Waist is the part of your body that bends. Waste is crap. When I read "His hands wrapped around her waste," I am bombarded with images of fecal matter. It really kills the mood, especially in a romance. Please look up things like that, and don't expect spell check or grammar check to pick it up for you.
3. If you're writing a humor fic, your characters can do any random, stupid thing you like, and I'll stick by you as long as I think it's funny. If you're writing more serious content and your characters behave in contrived ways that are completely illogical, lacking in anything that resembles common sense, I'm going to stop reading it, and I may or may not tell you why.
4. Maintain a constant perspective in your narrative. If you start out in first person past tense, don't switch around to third person or present tense (or both) in the middle of the paragraph. It's confusing to muddle through and slows the reader down.
5. Beta readers are not just there for noobs to have a gossip partner. Take advantage of their availability. You'll get better reviews if you've got someone there helping you catch mistakes.
Repost this if you leave a space on your bed for Edward to come watch you sleep (lol!) Repost this if you know the Twilight Oath of by heart
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH. Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted.
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" --IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN before one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
there were 3girls
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!
If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost
(doesnt work, btw!)
Things to do at Wal-Mart xD
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never see you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: help you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
AV is Addicted to Vampires
LES is Love Edward Syndrome
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
When life hands you lemons, throw 'em back and demand Edward (or Jasper lol)
You know you're obsessed with Twilight when..
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