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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Young Justice.
First off, thanks for visiting my profile-it means you care- feel free to explore.
Birthday: 4th May 1995
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Race: Mixed raced cucasion and black Caribbean.
Socialising with friends- Yes I have friends.
Watching Nostalgia Critic!
Church-My church is cool okay, we sing rock Christian songs.
Religion: Christian-The non hypercritical, open minded kind.
Breaking through the paint trailer video
FAVORITE STORY THEMES:
I like stories with drama in them. My favorite type of story relationship is father and daughter ones, bad or good as long as they have depth. Which kinda reflects onto the two stories I've written, I did a negative and positive relationship to explore how the relationship grows and eventually leading to the father letting go of his daughter. Personally I view my relationship with my dad in the middle.
"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
Snape:"Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, potter. 'Ghost are transparent'."
Snape:"DON'T CALL ME A COWARD!"
"It is Uranus my dear." said Professor Trelawney peering down a the chart.
: All right, what are the three most crucial ingredients in a Forgetfulness Potion?
Ron: Wingardium leviosar!
"There is no way they'd let me be a Death Eater!" said Ron indignantly..."My whole family are blood traitors! That's as bad as Muggle-borns to Death Eaters!"
LOL. Ah Harry,Weezy twins and Snape do make me laugh. 8)
Santana: Does this voodoo doll look enough like Rachel Berry to work?
Britney: Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Truth is, I sort of want to touch her boobs.
Rachel: Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person.
Sue Sylvester: I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night, I’ll steal away into your home and punch you in the face.
Sue: Brittany, here's a note for you. Hand-written and in crayon. From the human canon, saying how much it misses you.
Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I just prefer to think of the homleess as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!
Sue [on a piece of broccoli: When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived
Coach Beiste: You're all coffee and no omelet.
Sue: I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.
ROFLMAO! Oh i do love my Sue moments.
"When a parent dies a child feels his or her morality, but when a child dies, a parent loses their immortality."
“Fear cuts deeper than swords.”
"It is one thing to be clever, another to be wise."
"Clever is getting out alive"
"Different roads sometimes lead to the same castle."
"Every flight begins with a fall."
"Ignorence: an asshole and idiot combined"
"War isn't about proving who's right, it's about how many you can kill"
"So we do not lose heart. Though our outer self is wasting away, our inner self is being renewed day by day" Corinthians 4:16
Harry Potter all 7 Books
Series of unfortunate events
My last Duchess
Comics (Batman and Superman family as well as the secret six)
And any type of History, Drama , hard grit and mystery.
FAVORITE WORDS: Said in a posh English accent
MY FAVORITE INSULTS:
"Intelligence is in the eye of the beholder, however in your case, you're just being ignorent; an idiot and asshole combined."
"Oh, go suck a lolly pop!"
"You Barstered!" (This is how I say it, not spell it)
"You DOUGHNUT hole!!!"
"When you go home, look in the mirror, reevaluate every single personality trait that makes you a douche bag , then look back at the mirror, look deep into your soul, and punch yourself in the face! Then do another from me!"
"Yo! Pee Brain."
"Whats wrong with you!"
"You must eat so many lemons, cus you're so bitter..."
"I could call you stupid, but I heard you got kicked out of 'stupid school', because a student who couldn't comprehend the simple motion of opening a door had a higher IQ then you, so to call you stupid would BE A INSULT TO STUPID PEOPLE!!!"
MOST STUPIDEST THINGS I'VE EVER SAID:
Me:"I think I'm Pmming."
Friend: "Isn't it Pmsing?"
Me: "That to."
"Guys seriously, hurry I need a poo."
Friend: "Oh, my prom dress is green."
Me:" SLYTHERIN COLOURS!!!"
Me-"I think I'd get bored in heaven, I mean after an eternity of utter bliss, you're like 'what do I do now?'"
Mentor-"Time has no relevance there, a day in heaven could be an eternity on earth. Do you understand?"
Me-"...my head hurts..."
(My hair accidentally catches on fire)
first thought in my head...
"I hope they don't get my hair wet with that coke."
Me:(sigh) I'm so nave.
Me:Uh, Nave, you know gullible.
Friend:Don't you mean NAIVE?
Me: Uh no, it's spelt N-A-I-V-E, DUH.
Friend:Uh yeah, but you pronounce it as 'Nieve'
(Suitcase breaks on school trip)
Teacher: Don't worry you can use Mr Robbinson's spare suitcase.
Me:Oh, good thanks.
Me:So sir when can I use your spare suitcase.
Mr Robbinson:...Uh what?
Me: Your spare suitcase, Miss Stewart said I could use it.
Mr Robbinson: Uh, I think she's having you on.
Me:...What?...but she-she said...wha?
Me trying to flirt with my crush (future ex-boyfriend)
Me:what's your favourite colour?
Crush: Green; but I can't wear it because it clashes with my skin (he's mixed indian and cucasion)
Me:Yeah you'd probably look like an elf lol
Crush...why would I look like an elf...
Me Oh! I didn't mean it like that! Of course you're not an elf. You don't have the ears-not that I'm saying you have elf ears!
Me: I'll just go now!
Friend: I'm on school dinner. You?
Me: I'm a Paki. (Stops)
(Reviews what has been said)
Me: Wait no! I didn't mean it like that! I meant Pack lunch!!!
Thanks for reading!
Illustrations:more coming soon
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P.s. I can never decide what story cover photo to use, so I am constantly changing them :p
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