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well, i'm 23 ... i'm probably the most sarcastic person i know

and the first thing i should write down is a little about myself

the first time i read fanfiction i was 17 and got completely obsessed with it... i wanna to start writing cause first of all i love to read stuff and to write stuff

what else? * MUSIC ROCKS MY WORLD* so if u have any whatevers about music i'm your girl

i hope u enjoy my stories as much as i enjoy to write them

so bear with me

i usually hang out at ADifferentForest (but with a different name) is a really nice to talk about pretty much anything and meet some interesting people


1, What color is your toothbrush?


2, Name one person who made you smile today:

a Youtuber named HolaSoyGerman

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:


4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

watching ellen degeneres videos on youtube

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Skittles. not exactly a candy bar per se but whatever

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope, but i think when i was buzzed 4 years ago i think i did

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

i was trying to calm down cuz i was mad with my BFFF

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Depends on My mood

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?


10, Do you like your wallet?

I Love It...

11, What was the last thing you ate?


12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?


13, The last sporting event you watched?

football on a movie

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

i like the ones named "cabritas"

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

my BF

16, Ever go camping?

yeah twice, when i was 9 and 11

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

no, i'm wonderwoman

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

no, i cant bring myself to go

19, Do you have a tan?

Nope, if I walk under the sun I turn into a crab

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

i've never had Chinese food, but i'd definetly prefer pizza

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

no, i think is too much work

22, What did your last text message say?

that i need luck for something i'm doing tomorrow

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

run some errands

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

my paramore poster and a bunch of little pictures of all the stuff i like

26, What color is your watch?

Silver with circonium pearls

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?


28, What is your birthstone?

topaz i think

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

go to the place, i like to watch the people in there making my 'food'

30, What is your favorite number?

i think 23

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

my mom

32, Any plans today?

go to the doctor

33, How many states have you lived in?

that'd be... none

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

my restless nights

35, Last song listened to?

"All My Loving" By The Beatles

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?


37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

nope, i do it

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My chucks

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Not really

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

i doubt it, but sometimes i think they are lots

41, Do you love anyone?

my mom and close friends... In love? Thats a totally different question

42, Do any of your friends have children?


43, What do you usually do during the day?

right now? nothing but in march i start school hopefully *fingerscrossed*

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?


45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

no, just hey, 'ssup or wazzap

46, What color is your car?

i dont have a car, but it'd be a dark purple with red interior

47, Do you like cats?

Kinda a dog person

28. Are you thinking about someone right now?


49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

no, but dying to go

50, How did you get your worst scar

my grant's dog bit me when i was 'bout 7

1. FIRST NAME: dont wanna say it's too weird.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? my mom's friend, when she was at a bording school

3. SIBLING NAMES: only child baby!

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? today actually, watching a Soul Surfer

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? i like my left hand, i hate my right hand, totally weird.


7. KIDS? nope, not ready for one just yet.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? probably. but i'd think : she's weird...yet i think she's fascinating

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? nah, my memory is enough

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? nah...(looking away and rolling eyes)


12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? hell yeah!, i'm totally a daredevil

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? i like called 'fitness' is really yummy




17. SHOE SIZE? 4 1/2

18. RED OR PINK? Red...

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? recently my restlessness

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? ALL MY FRIENDS!!! but i'm seeing most of them this weekend


22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? a light blue sweatpants and black and pink t-shirt

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? cereal

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? "Booyah (Original Mix)" By Showtek Feat We Are Loud & Sonny Wilson


26. FAVORITE SMELL? fresh washed clothes and my perfume



29. FAVORITE DRINK? it's called Spell and Sex On the Beach or just Corona or Heineken

31. FAVORITE SPORT? swimming and skating. Does Yoga count?

32. EYE COLOR? green with blue exterior {with orange around the iris} (my eyes are messed up)

33. HAT SIZE? normal?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nah, i love my eyes

35. FAVORITE FOOD? anything, especially the ones i cook


37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Actually it was the One Direction movie

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? jeans t-shirt and chuck or boots (with my little hat and my ray bans. too much?)

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter. I look cuter

40. HUGS OR KISSES? either, i'm easy.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? raspberry cheesecake

BOLD the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

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Chain Reaction by araeo reviews
A chance encounter with a stranger on the ferry is the spark that sets off a chain of events. By the time Bella realizes what's happening, is it too late to change her mind? What happens when fate grabs you and won't let go? AU/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 183,136 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 5/16/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 90 - Words: 640,584 - Reviews: 16886 - Favs: 7,292 - Follows: 7,845 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,143 - Reviews: 4909 - Favs: 4,313 - Follows: 5,785 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12861 - Favs: 5,908 - Follows: 5,282 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19551 - Favs: 9,305 - Follows: 6,749 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Sorrow by DreamOfTheEndless reviews
Bella worshiped Carlisle, so when he proposed she didn't think twice before accepting. But then she met Edward, her fiancé's half brother & the other part of her soul. Will they be able to survive the consequences of their betrayal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,081 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Loud by duhitsangie reviews
"I bet the neighbors know my name, the way you screamin', scratchin', yellin'." Music inspired One Shot for Friday Night Bites contest. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Person of Worth by tnuccio reviews
Two strangers passing in the night. After multiple chance encounters can two strangers find their missing pieces within each other? Or will their past mistakes hold them back? A story of learning to trust and forgive, finding a way to open yourself up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,893 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6659 - Favs: 6,124 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Boss, My Enemy, My Lover by gvivhuit reviews
Edward is Bella's boss whom she always gets into a fight with. They end up sleeping together one night. But what will happen if Edward suddenly has a girlfriend? What will Edward do if someone's making a move on Bella? Summary sucks, great story! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 320,912 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
How to Get Your Balls Back by Missypooh reviews
The sequel to How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence. It's been nearly 2 years since we last saw engaged Bella & Edward.The proverbial honeymoon period has ended and Edward can't seem to tell Bella no-even when he should. Will they make it work? EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,098 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5105 - Favs: 6,408 - Follows: 3,832 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Farmer's Daughter by ericastwilight reviews
They've been friends since the day he thought her to be an angel. Years later, he returns to where his heart always laid,in the hands of the local cherry farmer's daughter,Bella. Still as beautiful as she was at nine,he hopes to win her heart again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 233 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4307 - Favs: 4,219 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
From the Cutting Room Floor by PhoenixRising25 reviews
Did you read the Twilight series and wonder what it would be like if SM included more…passion? Heat? Lemons? Me, too! Join me and my pervy mind as we go through the books, sprinkling lemon-drops along the way. Rated for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,382 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Masquerade by BellaSunshine reviews
One-shot. Bella goes to a Halloween masquerade party, where she meets a tall, dark stranger... Rated M for language and a lemon. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4581 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence by Missypooh reviews
It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,122 - Reviews: 3597 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12618 - Favs: 7,339 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7026 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Progress by Amethyst Jackson reviews
NM AU. Bella asks Edward to save her from Alice’s planned birthday party and take her out for her birthday instead. Bella’s plan has much better results than Alice’s. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Far away reviews
Bella is alone at home in New York missing Edward who's in Chicago for a business trip, just when Bella is about to fall asleep she gets a call from Edward …
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete