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Author has written 12 stories for Danny Phantom, Kuroshitsuji, Invader Zim, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Regular Show.
I am Delicious Krab Kakes!! (and yes, that is misspelled on purpose)
I like to write (no duh..), draw (horribly), read (nerd...), sing (opera?), and to play the keyboard and guitar (no comment there). I joined this site to read and write (OMG you rhymed, who are you, Doctor Seuss?). And if you are wondering who the jerk that talks in the parenthesis is, that is my alter-ego: Horrible Lobster Brownies. (Yo.)
Real Name: Seymour Butts
Note on my works!
A lot of the time, I'll change the gender of a main character when they're paired with someone who would originally be the same gender. THIS MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. It's actually rather hilarious, if you know me outside of fanfiction...
Danny: Okay, you've got me on your profile. What do you want?
Danny: I SHALL NOT BE SILENCED!
Me: That's what my friend Collin says! :D Hey... Have you been following me?
Danny: *facepalm* I'm your muse.
Me: SO YOU HAVE BEEN! :D
Danny: No. I hate you.
DELICIOUSKRABKAKES' FIVE STEP METHOD OF CURING BOREDOM! :D
FOLLOW EACH STEP BUT BE SURE TO READ THIS WHOLE MESSAGE FIRST!
1) Tap your temples twice, then tap your cheekbones thrice, then tap your chin once with your left pinkie, tap both shoulders twice (at the same time!), tap your knees (both at the same time) once, tap your feet twice.
2) Stand up and spin in a clockwise circle three times. Then spin AGAIN counter-clockwise twice.
3) Stand on only your right leg for three seconds. Look over your left shoulder while doing this.
4) Stand correctly (on both legs) and reach your arms up as high as they'll go. Curl your hands into fists, then stretch them out-repeat this twice more.
5) Sit down for twenty seconds, blink excessively and see what happens. :3
I'm that one kid who will show up to school naked and ask other people what their problem is.
EXCUSES FOR NOT HAVING HOMEWORK. They almost work none of the time! :D
My brother pooped on it.
It burned up because of my sheer awesomeness.
It is in a parallel dimension, being done by elf servants. I might have it back in a million or so years.
It was accidentally packed into my soul while I did some cleaning in there.
I washed it with the dishes last night but it didn't live.
My unicorn turned it into a cookie. I ate the cookie.
I tried but my brain exploded before I could finish.
I left it in the year 4076.
It came to life and ran away.
Me: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Arthur Kirkland Muse: This is England, you bloody wanker...
Alfred F. Jones Muse: I like this... I'm a join in!
Arthur Kirkland Muse: Please don-
Alfred F. Jones Muse: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Alfred F. Jones Muse: AAAA- Hey, where'd Iggy go?
PAIRINGS I SUPPORT:
V/D (Paternal) (DP)
FACE (France/America/Canada/England) Family (Hetalia)
Hetalia personality quiz
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky
[x] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy
[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation
[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nutcase
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[ ] You work very hard... too hard
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x] You're very mature
[ ] You think everything over before saying it
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[ ] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[x] You need time to adjust to new people
America (Alfred Jones)
[x] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome
[x] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[x] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses
England (Arthur Kirkland)
[x] You like tea
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ] You're very affectionate
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[x] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[ ] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[x] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmand --(DKK does not have a clue as to what this means...)
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[x] You had a very sad childhood
[ ] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people
[x] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people
China (Wang Yao)
[x] You're very mature
[x] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[ ] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[x] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
[ ] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x] You are very well-raised
[ ] You're polite
[ ] You love classical music
[x] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[ ] You've composed music before
[x] You tend to call people 'morons'
[x] You wear glasses
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people
[x] You look younger than you actually are
[ ] You love hockey
[ ] You love polar bears
[x] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[x] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[x] You're bilingual
[ ] You always carry a bear with you
[ ] You smoke
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[x] You don't let people get a word in edgeways
Hungary (Elizabeth Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[ ] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[ ] You have a lot of patience
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x] You're not very confident
[x] You were quite rebellious as a child
[x] People tend to walk all over you
[ ] You're a born worrier
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[x] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[ ] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger