My Favorite Books are:

Harry Potter Series

Percy Jackson Series

and The Narnia Series

My Favorite Shows and Movies are:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

H2O: Just Add Water

Big Time Rush

Harry Potter Series

Percy Jackson

Eragon

I AM NUMBER 4

X-men(All)

Transformers(All)

Pirates of the Caribbean

Cheaper By the Dozen

Yours, Mine and Yours

Home Improvement

and Alice in Wonderland

My Favorite Comics and Cartoons:

X-men

Iornman

Batman

Transformers

My Favorites:

Colors- Blue, Black, Teal, Red, Purple and White

Foods-Pizza, and Candy

Things to do- Read, Write, Draw, Sing, Watch Tv, Use my Computer, Listen to Music and Hang Out with Friends

Bands- All American Rejects, Three Doors Down, Eagles, Bowling For Soup, Black Eyed Peas, Evanescence, Muse, One Republic, Paramore, Plain White T's, Switch Foot, Within Temptation and The Letter Black

Story Links:

Big Sister:

Selena's Choker- http://www.kab/reviews/sterling-silver-celtic-trinity-knot-pendant-necklace-with-moonstone-and-16-inch-box-chain

Alex's Watch- http:///2011/01/09/concord-c1-amethyst-watch/

Kat's necklace- http:///d/27246299/Womens-Jewellery/Argento-Large-Amber-Loop-Necklace-compare-prices

IF YOU BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE

If you think being different is wrong GO TO HELL.

If you hate animal cruelty COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PAGE.

IF YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PAGE.

Strange But True Sayings:

The inner child exists in your imagination. (True)

(I can't think of anything else)

I think I lost my inner child :(

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Yeah this one is the strangest one but the most true...

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(I never work on my hair anyway.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion, because, really, you want to break your teeth on a frozen pea.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Whose body? Are you sure I can't do it to my stalkers?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...or they've had reports of people murdering thier kids...sad.)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious. Do they mean Putting people's fingers in there?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a Butler Amusements Farris-Wheel
The cleanest show in the west!
(Does that mean that there's dirty ones in the East?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Flag:
Made in China
(OMG! We're Chinese!)

At Funplex:
Paintless Paintball
(So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place:
Adult Movies
(Yeah, do I even need to comment on this?

In a Parking Lot:
Do not park in the parking lot.
(That's okay, the streets are empty.)

Most of this stuff was put on these labels to make sure the idiots who use them won't sue when they make an obvious mistake. If you know this, copy and paste this into your profile.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance('cause they gave us something we're alergic to)

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks(yeah, that makes sense how?)

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front(Oh how we hate the fact that they make killing themselves so damn easy)

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8(cool, food for the puppy)

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter(yeah, 'cause people are seriously gonna steal the PENS!)

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke(Yes, I am on a diet.)

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages(Hey, people might steal this ratty old dryer!)

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures"(And we thank you for finnally showing this to other people!)

...Will you go to a restaurant at SeaWorld and ask for band aids and get mayonnaise

Read each sentence ONE AT A TIME!

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is person cat

This is who cat

This is has cat

This is too cat

This is much cat

This is free cat

This is time cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

Over 98% of people will give up cartoons just because they became teenagers. Copy and Paste this if you are one of the 2% who will still be going to the movie theater to watch kid movies when you're 70.

I am the friend who will kick the ass of whoever threatens my gay or lesbian friends

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--Yeah, we're friends with gay and lesbian people, live with it!