Silent Violent Lzzy
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Joined 06-23-11, id: 3015787, Profile Updated: 08-10-14
Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Parodies and Spoofs.

About me: I'm an avid reader and writer. I occasionally fall into bouts of insanity caused by the prevalence of randomness in a situation. I like writing fanfiction because of its versatility and because of its easiness, and I hope to flood this account with crazy stories. Message me about literally anything (including anything up to T-rated roleplay on any of the pairings I have listed below or that exist within those fandoms). I'm always looking for a good conversation.

Name: You can call me Lzzy or Liz
Occupation: Student, writer, aspiring comedian (I crack myself up), a person with opinions
Likes: Books, stand up comedy, Jake and Amir, rock/metal music
Dislikes: pop music, religion, those weird people who sit right next to you in an empty movie theater.


Announcements

8-9-11: This is the first announcement. There are more to come. That is all.

1-1-13: Happy New Years! It's been a motherfucking year and a half. How are you, person reading this? Lots of stories to come. You don't even know.

12-10-13: Ok, so, by lots of stories, I meant two chapters of Hetalia Girls Adventure. Close Enough. I have a lot of new fandoms now though. Any of you watching Sleepy Hollow? I don't really support pairings in it, but damn. It's a great show.


Stories To Come

Probably some stuff from Daydream Nation, Graceland, Sleepy Hollow, Elementary, Ghost Adventures as these are the fandoms that occupy my mind currently.


Requests (Contact)

If you want to request something, use the private message system OR e-mail me at lucky12297@yahoo.com


Pairings I Support

Hetalia

-America x Japan

-Germany x Italy (DUH)

-Belarus x America

-France x Seychelles

-Prussia x Prussia

-Sweden x Finland

-Spain x Romano

-Switzerland x Liechtenstein

-France x England

Strawberry Panic

-Kizuna x Remon

-Miyuki x Shizuma

-Nagisa x Tamao

-Hikari x Amane

-Kaname x Momomi

-Shion x Chikaru

-Yaya x Tsubomi

Kagome x Chiyo

30 Rock

Liz x Jenna

Jack x Liz

Liz x Gretchen

HIMYM

Robin x Lilly

Ted x Barney

Ted x Robin

Black Books

Bernard x Fran

Psych

Shawn x Gus

Shawn x Jules

Friends with Benefits

Ben x Sara

Titus

Titus x Erin

Frasier

Fraser x Roz

Niles x Daphne

Veronica Mars

Veronica x Weevil

Veronica x Logan

Logan x Duncan

Arrested Development

Michael x Gob

Graceland

Briggs x Mike (Why? Did you the way Mike looked at Briggs when they were surfing in the first episode? That's why.)

Ghost Adventures

Mostly Nick x Zak, but pretty much any paring imaginable.


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Tricky Situation by CrypticFantasies reviews
Jim is trapped between two thoughts, when a prank on Dwight doesn't go as planned. Jim/Dwight slash. No spoilers. Smut/Humor.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Jim H., Dwight S. - Complete
Trust In the Lies by sadisticscribbles reviews
Their... arrangement... has been going for several nights now. Briggs is started to get worried. Rated M for language and some slightly suggestive dialogue.
Graceland - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Mike W., P. Briggs - Complete
Meeting the Parents by Binky Bridgewater reviews
Everybody has to go through it some time or another, even Shizuma. Still, how many people can say they had to go through what she is going to have to endure in this torture chamber? You asked for it and now it's here people! Sequel to One Hot Summer.
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,363 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Shizuma H., Nagisa A.
Friedrich Thinks by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
Friedrich Bhaer may be Old Fritz, but he still wants to haff and hold Jo March-whether he admits it or not. Written before Under the Umbrella, onehsot. JoxBhaer. M because I'm somewhat paranoid.
Little Women - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Prof. Bhaer - Complete
Taking First by emeralddragonchild reviews
Of course he said no. Alternate ending. Holden/Banky
Chasing Amy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Banky E., Holden M. - Complete
Christmas by the house of the rising sun reviews
Christmas at 30 Rock. Liz/Jack oneshot.
30 Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Liz L., Jack D. - Complete
There was no prejudice, only pride by Dianaprince89 reviews
She said, "I want you to say." He said, "I'm sorry, I can't." And that was it. One-shot.
30 Rock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Jack D., Liz L. - Complete
Tracy's invention by Mane'event reviews
Tracy creates a follow up to his sex game and Liz is the first to try it out. Sex ensues.
30 Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Liz L., Tracy J.
Sound Logic by Saucery reviews
"Watson," I murmured into his ear, "this is most irregular."
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Librarian and the Bookseller by Ophelia Salt reviews
"Are you honestly attempting to whore yourself out for Hemingway?" A young woman enters Black Books intent on acquiring a valuable book, but Bernard has decided it's not for sale until the woman makes him an offer he can't refuse...
Black Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Bernard B. - Complete
Welcome Stranger by rese reviews
Laurie walks the fine line between escape and desire. slash Fred/Laurie
Little Women - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Laurie
Shoot Me by Nae'ka reviews
I slowly lowered my hand, unable to shut my mouth as I continued staring at him. My fingers were on that trigger… I actually had considered pulling that trigger… "You… You were going to make me…" "What? Shoot me?" ... Inspired by the newest episode.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Jake and Amir, Hardly Working - Complete
Jake and Amir Drabbles by Nae'ka reviews
Some people call it Gullieshipping. So ace.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Jake and Amir, Hardly Working
The Love I Had Failed To See by Your Elegant Goddess reviews
Shizuma and Miyuki pairing. lol read for yourself.
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Shizuma H., Miyuki R. - Complete
Ready? Okay! by amberpire reviews
But as she turned to look at Megan, nearly glowing with happiness, she understood that there were just some things she wouldn't understand. ;Graham/Megan;
But I'm a Cheerleader - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Graham, Megan - Complete
My Roleplay by ButlerXArtemis reviews
Turk discovers something in JD's room. Oneshot. JD/Cox. Very short.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2009 - John D./J.D., C. D. Turk - Complete
Desk by ludachristmas reviews
Kenneth/OC. Please Review!
30 Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Astraea Lake by Lestaki reviews
Kaname X Momomi. Recalling a long and bitter past and facing an uncertain future, the best liars in all of Astraea must learn something new. Sincerity. A prequal fic. Complete.
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 76 - Words: 442,062 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
No Escape by CountessMecilia reviews
When Carmelita tries to get away from the depressing situation she is in, she learns that sometimes in life, there is no escape. Rated R for sexual content [including pedophilia and rape], and minor violence.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2004
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This Tsunami Ain't Got Nothing on US reviews
After 2011's tsunami devastates Japan, America shows up, ostensibly to help repair the damage. But what are his real intentions? Based off an RP, so it is scattered at times but there are charming moments.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Japan, America]
The Hetalia Girls Adventure reviews
Various Hetalia women get knocked up in weird and often comic circumstances with outrageous results.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011
A Slow Descent into Madness reviews
Alfred just wanted a date to the prom, but Natalia has other plans. Alfred gets swept up her incestuous, maddening web as we venture to the mental hospital with Belarus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - America, Belarus
Italy Screws Things For Up Germany reviews
Italy screws things up for Germany through hilarious circumstances which ultimately bring them closer together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Stories Based Off Of Songs
Just as the title implies, these are stories based of off songs. I listen to a song and try to elaborate on the story it is trying to tell, adding my own little twists and trying to create something unique.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Complete