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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

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List twelve characters from your fandom.

1. Harry Potter

2. Ron Weasley

3. Hermione Granger

4. Nevile Longbottom

5.Ginny Weasley

6. Severus Snape

7. Pansy Parkison

8.George Weasley

9.Fred Weasley

10. Draco Malfoy

11.Lily Evans

12.Luna Lovegood

1) Have you ever read a six /eleven fic? Do you want to?

Snape/Lily?Um... one I think, can't remeber the name, though. Maybe if it looks good enough.

2) Do you think for is hot? How hot?

Nevile? Um... I'll get back to you on that...

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Luna got George pregnant...? First, that's not possible . If it was the other way around then, I don't think that's gonna happen...

4) Can you recall any fics about 9?

Fred? Yeah, lots about his death. And AU where he doesn't die.

5) Would two and seven make a good couple?

Ron and Pansy? EWW! DON'T EVEN GO THERE!

6) Five/nine or five/ten?

Ginny/Fred or Ginny/Draco... Well considering the first ones are BROTHER AND SISTER five/ten!


This or that?

Harry or Ron? Harry.

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione.

Nevile or Seamus? Nevile.

Snape or Slughorn? Snape.

Fred or George? ...George.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione.

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione.

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Hermione (just a bit more...).

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Luna.

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione.

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione...

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily. (Only Snape/Lily if James is dead and Lily survived...)

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer.

Zonko's or Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes? W.W.W!

Hog's Head or The Three Broomsticks? Three Broomsticks

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts, no contest!

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Knockturn Alley

Bertie Bott's or Fizzing Wizzbees? Bertie Botts

Witch Weekly or Daily Prophet? Witch Weekly

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Rita Skeeter

Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? RAVENCLAWS RULE!

Gryffindor or Hufflepuff? Gryffindor

Gryffindor or Slytherin? I really can't chose... But since it's my second house... Slytherin

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? RAVENCLAWS RULE!

Ravenclaw or Slytherin? Both!!! Duh!

Slytherin or Huffepuff? Slytherin!


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In Remembrance

In Remembrance to Severus Snape…

…A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

…with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….an incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

...She deserved everything she got and more.

In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

In Remembrance of George's Ear...

...may he forever be 'holey'...

...at least Fred has some company...

...a little piece of George, to last him forever.

R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Mad-eye Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley.

They will never be forgotten.


Mr. Harry Potter, Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley, Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger, Thank you for proving that we could be more than others say.

Mr. Draco Malfoy, Thank you for finding the light when things were dark.

Mr. George Weasley and Mr. Fred Weasley, Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore, Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin, Thank you for your loyalty. and bravery.

Miss Nymphadora Tonks, Thank you for your clumsiness and just being plain amazing

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid, Thank you for your undying compassion and forever monster-loving.

Mr. Neville Longbottom, Thank you for your bravery and cardigans.

Miss Luna Lovegood, Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley, Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby, Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy, Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter, Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall, Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape, Thank you for your love, your courage.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling, THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD.


Harry Potter Oath

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty,

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the Death Eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go.

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.


I will never stop believing in Hogwarts and magic!

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The Darkness Within:The Rewrite by Kurinoone reviews
A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 319,740 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Protector by Foxwithgrayeyes reviews
Dumbledore urges Snape to look after Harry after witnessing the Dursley's abuse and Snape reluctantly becomes parent figure to a very small Harry Potter. Please r&r! : Do it, you won't regret it. No slash. at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,763 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Set in Stone by cuddlebear992 reviews
"I-I can't do it! I just can't…" She froze when she recognized the voice inside the bathroom. She had heard it many times before mocking her. But it had never sounded as vulnerable as it did now, never as troubled. She had never heard Draco Malfoy cry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 175,303 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the School Inspection by themask77 reviews
Dear Professor Dumbledore, It has come to my attention that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is slightly lapse when it comes to a few mandatory safety regulations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 69 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Albus D.
The Mirror of Erised by RedVinesGirl11 reviews
Drabbles on what the Harry Potter Characters see when they look into the Mirror of Erised
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Mirror of Erised
A Path not Chosen by Dezmar reviews
UNDER RECONSTRUCTION. Feel free to read anway, its not that bad. But will be much better. SlytherinHarry. DarkHarry. NON-SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,431 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Teen Wolf by storieofmilife reviews
Harry is bitten by a wolf in the Forbidden Forest. Now he must deal with all the changes and developing feelings for his female best friend. This is definitely not how he thought his sixth year would go. Full Summary inside. H/Hr Rating may change later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 151 - Words: 315,509 - Reviews: 5481 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
12 Ways to Woo a Witch by xGoldenSnitchGirlx reviews
Pure Harmony: Set after the War with our Golden Trio on their way to getting their life on track. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Harry/Ginny unrequited. Will contain Ginny bashing. Don't like, don't read. Enjoy! Last chapter does have light mature content, but its not graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,097 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Aribh1306 reviews
Tom Riddle grew up in a muggle orphanage in London... but what would have happened if he had been raised by his family, the Riddles from Little Hangleton?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,109 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Tom R. Sr.
What Everyone Missed by chelseyb reviews
Sometimes no one sees what's right in front of them. Various characters discover & react to a certain surprising relationship. Used to be a oneshot called "What Remus Expected." A series of related oneshots. Rating for implied sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,817 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Of Prejudice Magic & Love by Christina-Potter-09 reviews
Century AU fic. Miss Hermione Jane Granger & Mr. Harry James Potter must marry for their respective reasons... problem is... they must marry each other in a time of Prejudices, Secrets, Sensibility, Freedom and Duty...How on earth will they survive?...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,094 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stolen by DarrenCrissIsAwesome reviews
Sirius takes Harry from the Dursley's doorstep. Remus is desperate to find the boy, worried he is being tortured with who he believes is a murderer. Little does he know Harry loves his life with his godfather. Much better than it sounds. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,090 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Eyes Closed Tightly by sheetamoon reviews
It was perfect, this family was precisely what he had been looking for. The worst sort of human lot he could think of. They all seemed normal and kind but he knew they hid behind a pleasant façade.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
As Time Ran Out by Tori427 reviews
Hermione and Harry are transported to another time, and as they try to get back home things happened they never expected to happen and could change their future forever. Hiatus Indefinitely
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Hermione G.
A Shattered Prophecy by Project Dark Overlord reviews
A twist of Fate… an opened window… a cradle robbed… two frantic parents… a lost hope, along with a shattered Prophecy. Moved to 'M' for future violence. Extending take down until July 1, 2012, so I have time respond to everyone and its gives people time to finish reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,376 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 2,921 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Deathly Hallows Revisited by redstarpuppy reviews
With Ron gone, the Horcruxes nowhere in sight, and Voldemort's impending world domination looming over them, Harry and Hermione seek solace in each other, their friendship growing ever strong, as a gleam of something else starts shining through.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,260 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just ask Voldie! by Khorale reviews
Various people mail Voldemort for advise. Interesting results shown.Slight Voldemort OOC. Letter Voldie for advise today! I'm sure he won't mind...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
The Dragon Boy by lazywriter123 reviews
After You-Know-Who was killed, Harry was taken away as a baby and ended up being raised by a dragon. Then he finally turns eleven, the Order was able to find him, but what they find isn't what they expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Year 4: Unwanted Attention by whitewhite reviews
AU Alexi Whyte, now a fourth year! With her own Slytherin troubles and still being unwillingly dragged into the Trio's adventures, how is she going to cope? DM/OC -ON HIATUS-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,022 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M., OC
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
My Immortal meets the Bad Translator! by That One Yellow Smiley reviews
What happens when you put the infamous "My Immortal" through a crazy translator program? It might just be better than the original!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Draco M., OC
Well, I'm Gonna Die Anyway by MermaidGirl34 reviews
While going to the Forbidden Forest to give himself up, Harry makes a decision. He's going to die anyway, why not go out with a laugh? Harry makes fun of Voldy before he is "killed." OOC Harry, confused and irritated Voldy. Crack-fic, now a 3-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Stretching the Truth by TheDevilYouDon't reviews
Harry and Hermione are sick of Ginny and Ron shoving their relationships in their faces. So, when Hermione gets the idea for them to pretend to date, Harry agrees. Because, it's only pretend, right? H/Hr. HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,577 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Young at Heart by lazywriter123 reviews
A messed up spell, turns Harry back into an six year old in an attempt for the Dark Lord to remove his Horcrux from Harry. Now with no memory, Harry assumes his dad his Voldemort and insanity insues on Riddle Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dear Tara Glisbie by BookWorm77071 reviews
We've all seen a "Dear FF Writers,", right? Here's a twist: I present to you the first-ever "Letters to Tara". Basically what the title says. T for a bit of lingo. Almost All characters mentioned in My Immortal will be mentioned. Read it if you dare...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011
Harry PotterLupin? by Bloody Phantom reviews
Remus & Lily dated, but with him being a werewolf they had to break it off. Lily found out she was pregnant & knew, if the Ministry found out, they would take the baby. They go to James for help, the perfect plan, but then Halloween happened. Harry grew up without knowing, without Remus. Will finding out the truth destroy their growing relationship? Harry's 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,304 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Reactions by Taemin.Foreves reviews
How Harry Potter characters react to finding fanfiction and fanart , in sript fashion. Just for fun. Couple Ideas needed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter is a Mafia Boss by 3466-0402 reviews
In which Harry Potter decides that his calling in life is to be a mafia boss. So he buys a snazzy suit and starts a family. Ron becomes his right-hand man, Hermione his advisor, and Snape learns Italian not-so-inconspicuously at the back of a classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Bear by helium man reviews
The first time Tom had gotten a gift was on his fifth birthday. One shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort's Birthday Party by RedandBlack24601 reviews
Today is Voldemort's Birthday, and, unknown to him, his Death Eaters have thrown him a surprise party. Chaos and hilarity ensues, as Voldemort participates in such games as Pin the Scar on Harry Potter and Prank Calling the Ministry. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Tear Stains and Lies by mstingwray reviews
Harry Potter, the boy who lived, abused by those who were meant to protect him. The Dursley's had best hope that they never live to see the day Sirius comes to collect his godchild. Warnings: Child abuse, coarse language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
As Luna is seen by Rose Valerie reviews
A collection of Luna Lovegood drabbles about what others think of her and how they view her. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Luna L. - Complete
The Sweater by Lillith Aurora reviews
A collection of drabbles following Ron and Luna's realtionship, revolving around a sweater.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Ron W., Luna L.
To Kill a Mary Sue by Qu0thTheRavenNeverm0re reviews
Aria Snape, a devious Mary Sue, has been released in Hogwarts and is running around turning everyone frightfully OOC. Now, a young fanfiction author must stop her before it is too late! T for language. ALL DONE! Sequel is out, my friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Lucius Malloy, I err mean Malfoy by UchihaLuv9 reviews
Yeah I dont even.. all i know is never eat jelly beans while watching Half Blood Prince 0o Pure crack here...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Lucius M.
What NOT to do at Hogwarts by Blazeflower reviews
Basically what the name implies. Has a list of me doing said things and the teatchers getting angry at me and students laughing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - OC
Fluffy Hugglebunny by Yasona Black reviews
Snape doesn't think the Harry Potter books show him in a good light. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Year 3: Unwanted Involvement by whitewhite reviews
AU Alexi Whyte, a Slytherin who always got tangled with the Golden Trio's adventures unwillingly. With Draco Malfoy as her best friend, how would things turn out? DM/OC -Year 4 now up!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,723 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Dream it in Color by earthtoanna reviews
With new love blooming all around A new girlfriend for Ron, a new crush for Ginny it's no wonder Harry and Hermione finally agreed on a real relationship. But with new problems to fix and the Dark Lord to face, can they hold together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Will you go out with me? by macawtopia reviews
Asking someone for a date is almost never easy... as many of our favourite HP characters are well aware. This story will contain various examples of how, and how not to, pop the question... Drabbles
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
I'd Lie by The Number 1 Chica reviews
RonxLuna, HarryxHermione Ron has always had a thing for Hermione, but knows she is crazy about Harry, when they start dating, will Ron find someone else? Please give it a chance :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Luna L., Ron W. - Complete
Accio Potter! by GKingOfFez reviews
Voldemort has the Elder Wand. Now all he needs is Harry Potter. Could the answer really be so simple? Complete crack, not to be taken siriusly. Now with a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Far Too Hot by slimygrimy reviews
A scorching hot day at Hogwarts finds Sirius and James swimming in the Black Lake, until James runs off with Sirius' clothes. For 'A Scandalous, Sinning Competition'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Like Father Like Son by DarthMittens reviews
AU. Harry, just another normal Hogwarts student with no evil whatsoever plaguing his life, really likes Hermione Granger, who won't even give him the time of day. How is he going to win her heart? By being a complete tosser, of course. Boys are idiots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,839 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Merging Names Doesn't Work For HP by Periwinkle Dwarves reviews
You know how most couples have now had their names combined like the episode Furt on Glee. This isn't really working for Harry Potter, and have you wondered why? Well, Girry isn't a very nice name. More ex. inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
Only Mad Dogs and Englishmen by Wellingtonboots reviews
In a high security ward at St. Mungo’s sits Lord Voldemort, his magic sapped and his memory gone. The Wizengamot says Voldemort can be rehabilitated but Harry knows otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,188 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Reasons to Kill Harry Potter By Lord V by ipodrocker16 reviews
Everyone always assumes that I just want to kill Harry Potter because of the prophecy. WELL THEY'RE ALL WRONG. This is a list of reasons why I REALLY want Harry Potter to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Dear, Sincerely, by Gwennie333 reviews
Little jokes using the 'dear blank, please blank' concept. Update every day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sensible by dizzylizzy13 reviews
No one is sensible all the time. But that's okay. Various pairings in various situations, being variously un-sensible about falling in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Untitled by GroovyPenguins reviews
DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DH2. Takes place after Harry sees Snape's memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows CRACK by Levi Ackerman reviews
Crackfic. SPOILERS for HP Deathly Hallows Part 2. Movieverse. In which Fred demands a tragic death scene, Hannah Abbott is furious at Neville's sudden romance with Luna, and Voldemort bestows hugs like a psychotic circus clown. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Cold by Appointment reviews
Tom Riddle liked the winter more than most people.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It All Ends Here by mermaidgirl45 reviews
A countdown to the premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II, the final film. Each chapter names one thing we'll miss from JK Rowling's incredible series. A great place for Potterheads to come reminisce.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Simple, yet true by Saywhaaaat518 reviews
"She couldn't help what was going to happen next. The words just started pouring out of her mouth like water rushing over a dam. She couldn't stop it, but she didn't want to. She needed to get all of this out." Written for HollyWrites Apology Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All in Good Fun by Snow Duchess reviews
As Hermione's paper collided with the side of his head, Harry mused that after almost six years, he probably should have seen it coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Everlasting Tuesday by idreamofdraco reviews
What do you do with all the time in the world? Draco and Ginny are stuck in a loop of everlasting Tuesdays, in which they discover that there is such a thing as too much time on your hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,637 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
50 ways to annoy voldemort by InsanelyWitchyMango reviews
she's outrageous! she funny! she positively loves annoying voldie! and she's...ALICE! R&R if you love bothering people to the bursting point! it may be over-used, but new ways! c'mon, you know you want to read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Room of Sanctuary by themalfoypuppet reviews
Six students are in the Room of Requirement when the attack starts, the Room seals itself off and Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood and Draco Malfoy find themselves trapped in sanctuary. H/Hr . R/L . D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A How to Guide to Annoy the Harry Potter Cast by allonsymacherie reviews
Several foolproof lists. Many hilarious pranks. Designed for the characters of Harry Potter including, but not limited to, Hermione, Harry, Draco and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Courage by AlouCM08 reviews
Will Harry ever have the courage to tell her love what he feels? To even admit that he loves her? A one-shot fanfic. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Trashcan Attack by JustCallMeBooRadley reviews
When Harry is angrily leaving Privet Drive in the third book, Voldemort attacks him from behind a trashcan. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Just My Luck by ScribbleWorld reviews
Harry Potter has the strangest of luck. So naturally, he ends up redoing his 7th year at Hogwarts with his parents in 1977 - three years late, no less! Should Harry stop events from being changed? Does he want to? Pairings: HP/HG, JP/LE, RW/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,562 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
With The Help Of An Amulet by littlebluedress016 reviews
Ginny insists that Hermione's in love. To help, she gives her a charmed amulet. "When you put it on a person, it lights up if the person is in love with you. If not, then he doesn't." Thus begins the internal debate on whether to use it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Five Loves of Nymphadora Tonks by chelseyb reviews
Four men that Nymphadora Tonks loved and lost, and one she simply loved. Oneshot. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Trend by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry notices a trend with his previous professors. One-shot story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Tom Riddle and Peladophobia by Just being Sirius reviews
Voldemort had just been reborn. Not been able to have a look at his new look earlier, he called one of his trusted Death Eaters, Bellatrix LeStrange to his side. But, the Slytherin descendent has Peladophobia - the fear of bald people. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Bellatrix L.
Declaring Love by JediJen reviews
Harry has been falling for Hermione and with the Slytherins taunting him, Harry decides to let everyone know about it in the middle of the great hall... H/Hr Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart Skipped a Beat by leafhouse reviews
Ron/Luna ficlet. Takes place a day or two after the Department of Mysteries battle. Contains fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Wotcher, Harry by tears over beers reviews
In which Tonks can't keep her mouth shut and Harry finds out something he could definitely do without knowing...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
SLYTHERCLAW by Fluffy Green Thing reviews
This is the story of the 5th house and how it came to be. One-shot. OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
I'm not that girl,or am I? by nomadic-moon reviews
a love square poem with Ron,Luna,Hermione, and Harry Pairings are Rlu, HHr, and Ron's love for Hermione. there is a happy and sad ending.The summary is bad but, i think it is good! set in OOTP told in luna's POV.REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly HALLOS! by iheartmwpp reviews
Oneshot. In which Harry is struck with a brilliant idea to go freak everyone out by screaming HALLO! in the most annoying of ways. Mup. Warning: This is incredibly random and makes no sense whatsoever. Don't bother reviewing, it's horrible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7062 - Favs: 6,682 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
RandomUnexplained Killing at Hogwarts by brigittefitzgerald reviews
I just kill off some unpopular characters from the books, in a funny way though. If you hace a suggestion who I should kill, please review! this is my first time, so please be kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,283 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Fractured Fairy Tale by E. C. R. Potter reviews
Draco as Prince Charming? Hedwig an expert at Raptor Martial Arts? Snape in Bunny Slippers? Has the world lost its mind? Read and find out in this ShrekShrek 2 inspired parody featuring everything from the Death Eater Mafia to the Marauders Rock band. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Denial reviews
James Potter is an self-centered toerag. That much is true- isnt it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Different reviews
Harry and Luna are different. Not crazy or strange- different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Traitor reviews
"Go Kreacher, go!" yelled Regulus as he was being pulled into the lake by the Inferi. "Switch the lockets and go!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Regulus B. - Complete
The Strange Obsessions reviews
Written for the Strange Obsession Challenge by I.C.Nargles! First prompt is Draco and an iPod, second is Voldie and a Wii.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
His Favorite Birthday He Can't Remeber reviews
Written for spuffypotter1997's 'Harry Potter's Birthday' challenge. Harry muses his past birthdays...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Randomness: A Random Tale reviews
Harry is angsty so he explodes stuff. With Rabid bunnies and Mary-sues. Warning: Extreme randomness. You have been warned. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete