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List twelve characters from your fandom.
1. Harry Potter
2. Ron Weasley
3. Hermione Granger
4. Nevile Longbottom
6. Severus Snape
7. Pansy Parkison
10. Draco Malfoy
1) Have you ever read a six /eleven fic? Do you want to?
Snape/Lily?Um... one I think, can't remeber the name, though. Maybe if it looks good enough.
2) Do you think for is hot? How hot?
Nevile? Um... I'll get back to you on that...
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Luna got George pregnant...? First, that's not possible . If it was the other way around then, I don't think that's gonna happen...
4) Can you recall any fics about 9?
Fred? Yeah, lots about his death. And AU where he doesn't die.
5) Would two and seven make a good couple?
Ron and Pansy? EWW! DON'T EVEN GO THERE!
6) Five/nine or five/ten?
Ginny/Fred or Ginny/Draco... Well considering the first ones are BROTHER AND SISTER five/ten!
This or that?
Harry or Ron? Harry.
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione.
Nevile or Seamus? Nevile.
Snape or Slughorn? Snape.
Fred or George? ...George.
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione.
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione.
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Hermione (just a bit more...).
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Luna.
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione.
Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione...
James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily. (Only Snape/Lily if James is dead and Lily survived...)
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer.
Zonko's or Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes? W.W.W!
Hog's Head or The Three Broomsticks? Three Broomsticks
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts, no contest!
Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Knockturn Alley
Bertie Bott's or Fizzing Wizzbees? Bertie Botts
Witch Weekly or Daily Prophet? Witch Weekly
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Rita Skeeter
Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? RAVENCLAWS RULE!
Gryffindor or Hufflepuff? Gryffindor
Gryffindor or Slytherin? I really can't chose... But since it's my second house... Slytherin
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? RAVENCLAWS RULE!
Ravenclaw or Slytherin? Both!!! Duh!
Slytherin or Huffepuff? Slytherin!
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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
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In Remembrance to Severus Snape…
…A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
…with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….an incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
...She deserved everything she got and more.
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
In Remembrance of George's Ear...
...may he forever be 'holey'...
...at least Fred has some company...
...a little piece of George, to last him forever.
R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Mad-eye Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley.
They will never be forgotten.
Mr. Harry Potter, Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.
Mr. Ronald Weasley, Thank you for always coming back.
Miss Hermione Granger, Thank you for proving that we could be more than others say.
Mr. Draco Malfoy, Thank you for finding the light when things were dark.
Mr. George Weasley and Mr. Fred Weasley, Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.
Mr. Albus Dumbledore, Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Thank you for all you sacrificed.
Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin, Thank you for your loyalty. and bravery.
Miss Nymphadora Tonks, Thank you for your clumsiness and just being plain amazing
Mr. Rubeus Hagrid, Thank you for your undying compassion and forever monster-loving.
Mr. Neville Longbottom, Thank you for your bravery and cardigans.
Miss Luna Lovegood, Thank you for your wise words.
Miss Ginny Weasley, Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.
Dobby, Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.
Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy, Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.
Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter, Thank you for giving your life for your only son.
Miss Minerva McGonagall, Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.
Mr. Severus Snape, Thank you for your love, your courage.
And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling, THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD.
Harry Potter Oath
I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty,
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the Death Eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go.
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.
I will never stop believing in Hogwarts and magic!