Monica Gilbey-Bieber
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Joined 06-23-11, id: 3015923, Profile Updated: 05-26-14
Author has written 4 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, Harry Potter, and Naruto.


MY DEVIANTART PROFILE (I go on here the most often):




About my alter-ego, the namesake of my username

Hi, I'm Monica. I'm 17 years old, and as you can see, I was, like, SO TOTALLY in love with JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!! Ahh! Oh, and One Direction too. I was a fucking idiot, okay?

I used to be a Belieber (He's becoming an asshole now. Not cool.), but I still I love all things bright and beautiful. I used to not really like rock music that much, but Seize the Day by Avenged Sevenfold isn't really so bad. I kinda like it. I think Zacky Vengeance is pretty cute. (I guess I have a thing for lefty guitarists. JOHNNY BRADDOCK. DAYUM. Yes.) I listened to The Forgotten by Green Day, too, and I actually like it. Yeah, I hated at first to learn that Green Day was going to be on the soundtrack to Breaking Dawn, but I think they did a pretty good job. Oh, and CANNIBAL CORPSE IS AWESOME! Yes, really.

I'm five foot ten and, sadly, always taller than most guys I know, but the weird thing is that I've always had a thing for shorter guys. Short guys are cute! Why don't people give them a chance? I also hate wearing heels, which is something rather unusual for a girly girl like me. Being so tall is a fucking curse. It's hard to get guys when you're this tall. ...I'm single until now, because my last ex Charlie Backer (if anyone still remembers him anyway) dumped me years ago after he spread nasty rumors in school about One Less Lonely Gurl. I was also kicked off the cheering team, and became unpopular, which explains my almost-permanent hiatus from said fanfic. All that is behind me now, however, and the remake is currently being written. As of now, I have not much interest in getting into a seriously committed relationship. I'm just here to enjoy my life and pave the way towards my dream of becoming a great writer.

I love the color pink, obviously. I used to hate the color black, but I like it now, combined with baby pink.

I think Italian food is disgusting simply because I'm lactose-intolerant. I prefer Chinese food. I also love soda, especially Pepsi. My favorite chips are barbeque-flavored Pringles.

I read romance novels a lot also. When I get to college, I will take up a literature major and follow my dreams of becoming a writer. (Even though I have outgrown my love for Twilight and now see how ludicrous its premise is, I can still thank Stephenie Meyer for inspiring me to pursue my dreams.)

Yeah, sure I used to write horribly, but I sure hope things would change now. Everyone deserves a second chance, right? Now, I am an MSTer, with my partner, Jimmy...

About the real me

Name's James, and don't wear it out. As you can see, I have a female alter-ego named Monica Gilbey. I should've 'killed' her years ago, but something tells me not to. So, she stays, now a better person than she was before.

I'm just a guy who is interested in the limits of human stupidity and how far it could go. Hence, my pastime of writing trollfics and commentating on them as well. I have an amazing girlfriend who accepts me for who I am. I'm an architecture student, so that means I am quite preoccupied with projects and all-nighters, so I will not be posting as much. However, none of my fanfics will become deadfics. They WILL get updated eventually. I promise. (You may know more about me by visiting my deviantArt page. I'm most active there.)

By the way, I'm keeping my old username for the lulz.

NVR is NOT a fanfic I wrote. I just (somehow) own the rehost page.

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Power of the Pure Heart by N. Harmonik reviews
Post 1st Movie. What would happen if Plankton discovered that his defeat at the hands of SpongeBob SquarePants was not exactly a fluke? A particularly devious attempt at world domination that highly involves said sponge, that's what!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 5/1/2012 - SpongeBob, Plankton
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
The Sound of Silence by LeaxoftheUnderworld reviews
One night, like many nights prior, Plankton is unable to sleep, with nothing but the flickering ceiling lamp to keep him company. But this time his computer wife, Karen, is awake as well. Though neither are alone, they both realize that it's going to be a lot harder to talk to each other than they both thought.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Karen, Plankton - Complete
30Hs Potter and the Terribly Rendered Castle by SwampDragon reviews
Violence/F-bombs/OneShot - Humorous Cross-over fic based on the meeting of infamous potter fics 30Hs second Pillow and My Immortal XXXbloodyrists666XXX with a 90's Play Station movie adaptation game VERY loosely based on the first Potter book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And I Swear by jesrod82 reviews
When Ron's vulgar language goes too far will he be willing to give it up in order to have a happy wife? Will it help their marriage, or will it backfire? COMPLETE! *Winner of Best Comedy in the 2012 Romione Awards on Tumblr!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Me & The Band! by madesynshadowsxoxoxoxoxo reviews
A Cybunny named Madesyn meets up with A7X in the world of Neopets and a new romance blossoms! Drugs! Sex! Romance! A savage journey through the heart of the Neopian Dream!
Crossover - X-overs & Neopets - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011
My Immortal by Kelly Mareher reviews
The prep version of My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie AKA xxxbloodyrists666xxx. So goffik people, no flaming!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - OC, Draco M.
A Plankton's Crush On A Squirrel by Third Kind reviews
First attempt at Plankton/Sandy. Just a quick warning, but compared to my other fics, this is badly written in terms of formatting.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Plankton, Sandy] - Complete
If Sandy Read Twilight by Third Kind reviews
NOT A CROSSOVER! Yes, this is an Anti-Twilight fic. If you're a Twilight fan, I'd advise you not to read this. Implied Spandy. Rated for content and language.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sandy, SpongeBob - Complete
HeavyBob MetalPants by squidflakes reviews
SpongeBob and the gang get a "Do it Yourself Heavy Metal Band Kit". Will they win the Bikini Bottom Battle of the Bands?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/4/2002
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My Mëtäl reviews
Salutations, fellow brothers and sisters in the best genre of music ever: metal! AWWWWWW YEAH! From the troll who brought you One Less Lonely Gurl and Plankton's Eye View comes an epic tale of epic proportions told from the perspective of a stereotypical metal elitist. RATED M 4 METULZ! \m/ NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SIRIUSLY! (Yup, it's a parody of the infamous My Immortal.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - James P., Jimmy P., James S. P.
Naruto: Vengeance Revelations reviews
Yep, that infamous fanfic, which has since been deleted from FFN. Fortunately, there's a repost, with a link to it in my profile page. I'm going to challenge myself to translate it into more intelligible English. Please do remember that none of the original author's beliefs reflect my own. Contains sarcasm and lampshading of the absurdity of the original version.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Sakura H., OC
One Less Lonely Gurl: The Remake reviews
In the depths of the sea, a landlubber shall discover her true self. This is the fanfic I once became infamous for, and I am now remaking it after a year since I confessed to being a troll.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Plankton, Karen
Plankton's Eye View reviews
After ten years in prison, Plankton has been given a second chance to redeem himself and turn his life around, which is something that is almost impossible at his current bitter state, but he will take the chance. This is my first serious fanfic. Enjoy!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,210 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Plankton - Complete