readingeverythingican
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Joined 06-23-11, id: 3015965, Profile Updated: 05-31-14
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hi, my name is Readingeverythingican.

OK, it's not really, but who am i to tell people on here my name? that just takes the fun out of it.

my age is 20...now the real question, is that my REAL age?

Male

I live on the west coast of the U.S.

my favorite anime are Naruto, Inuyasha, Robotech, Pokemon, Gundam, Ranma 1/2, and Those Who Hunt Elves.

my favorite fan-fictions are Naruto, Harry potter, halo, Transformers: Prime, and a few others

my favorite pairings are:

Naruto:

1. Naru/Saku (classic, awesome, and totally believable in the right story.)

2. Naru/Fem.Kyuubi (i love Kyuu-chan, simple as that.)

3. Naru/Ino (uncommon compared to others, but this pairing lets us as readers and writers go deeper into their relationship. than their pairings i think.)

4. Fem.Naru/Pre-Curse-mark Sasuke. (this is freaking hilarious, I've already read a few and i love them so much that i might work on my own later on.)

5. Naru/Anko (Every time i see this pairing in a story i always laugh. Anko is one of my favorite characters and is a complete psycho sometimes...just like me!)

Harry Potter:

Harry/Hermione The one true couple in harry potter. i will not tolerate hermione/ron. nor Harry/ginny, unless its a harem style, which i would like to work on.

there are a few pairings that i don't like. Sasuke after he receives his curse mark/anyone. he goes from being a bit rude to world-class jackass. i like him before the bite though, he was a good rival/friend for Naruto, and i think that he was starting to lower his hatred for itachi a little and go for the teamwork and company that team 7 offered instead.

and Hermione/Ron, they were never meant to be! Ronald Bitchy Weasley is an idiot, a complete idiot. Add on the fact that he not only betrayed Harry and Hermione once, but twice? I will NEVER forgive him.

Now that i've branched out a bit and read a few different genre's and such, i can officially make a list of story-types that i don't like. period.

1. i don't like stories that change the natural setting. an example is a story that has naruto characters going to high school or john not becoming a spartan or harry being a muggle.

2. i hate tragedies.

3. i don't care for angst. i'll read it if it's a good story, but not often.

4. I will not read a story with Hermione in a relationship with any man but Harry. there can be other girls, Hermione can be Bi for all i care, but Harry HAS to be there too.

ok thats all i got so far i guess, just had a moment to myself and thought i'd put this on here, let people know a little bit more about me.

things i will never do in a fic.

1. kill dobby. (He's too damn useful, and a badass when he wants to be.)

2. kill a main character. (By that i mean part of the main pairing. I will NEVER kill Harry or Hermione in an HHR fic, for example.)

3. abandon the fic. (OK everyone, this is where it gets complicated. On May 9, 2012 i leave for the navy. i'm going to be in boot for two months, where i'm not even allowed to have my computer, then i have A-school or advanced school for my job for 6 months. at A-School i AM allowed my computer, and so there i can update. so if you see me not updating between may and july, its not because i'm being mean, or that i have writers block, it means that i'm probably getting knocked into the dirt because i did a push-up wrong. just thought i'd point this out to everyone, and that i'm ging to do one last update on every story I've got before i leave, as a going away present to all of you, my loyal, (If sometimes overly critical) fans.

thank you all,

-Readingeverythingican

May 31, 2014

wow, it sure has been a while, hasn't it? Sorry about my extended absence. Navy life is a bit different then i thought, and my time isn't limitless anymore. I know you all want updates, (and will kill me if i don't deliver if some of these PM's are to be believed) But please understand that as much as i adore fanfiction, it doesn't pay the bills. I WILL continue to write, but at a much slower pace than before. I know this isn't what you all wanted to hear, and i don't want to type it, but you deserve the truth. as such, below this i will give out descriptions and update details about all my stories, and where they're at, so that no one has to PM me about why i'm not updating, or asking when the update will be. I will also detail upcoming fics that i'm working on, if there happen to be any.

One last thing. I am officially starting a side project to write and publish my own fiction! wish me luck!

Ok, so here is where my fic details are. Enjoy!

Maybe He'll Get It Right This Time:

Synopsis:Challenge Accepted. Harry has died. Again. now he's on his last chance to fix his life and get Hermione, his soul-mate to be his girlfriend. good luck Harry! HHr,with some Weasley bashing. set in fourth year and going from there. rated M now.

so, like the desciption says, this is my challenge fic. I love timetravel fics but seeing as so many start in first year, where its practically a crime for any real intimacy to take place, i like 4th year much better.

Chapter 7 is honestly...barely started. I put this guy on the back burner a long time ago, and the Muse just hasn't revisited yet. oh, i have a couple of ideas, but until one of the little bunnies sticks, well, this one is stuck.

The fountain of fair fortune: hogwarts style

Synopsis:Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, and Luna Lovegood star in Hogwarts's adaptation of this timeless wizarding classic.

This one...hm.. yeah. This, ladies and gentlemen is the result of about 9 glasses of irish whiskey with my best friends on game night. I'm gonna keep it, as i find it hilarious in that "Did I really do that? I don't remember it." way. I'm compiling all my one shots and plot bunnies in a folder and when i get a minute i'm gonna turn this into a rabbit hole, for all the little bunnies to enjoy when they escape my grasp.

The Tale of the Feline and Her Serpent

Synopsis: Harry defeated the basilisk, but some interesting side-effects occurred. now he is afraid that Hermione won't like him because he isn't all human, but then again, she isn't either! Dumbly bashing, and two worried parents have these two spinning around.

Bwahaha! Oh, how i miss writing all sorts of perverted shinanigans for this!

Chapter 3 was well underway when i set the pen down, as it were. its about 3/4 the way done, so if i take a bit, and re-read what i've got, i should be able to update quickly-ish.

We don't need Uchiha, we need Teamwork!

Synopsis: Team 7 is taught a lesson in teamwork. But the lesson just doesn't work on Sasuke. Well then Kakashi figures that maybe Team 7 doesn't need Uchiha at all. Naruto/Sakura pairing; strictly NaruSaku. Sasuke bashing, village bashing.

so, i've had mixed reviews/PM's about this one. most love it, others (the fools with morals) hate it's guts because of the level of sexuality. honestly, in my opinion, if your old enough to kill and die, your old enough to fuck. this story is about Sakura and Naruto becoming the best without Sasuke in the way. It's funny, fun to write, and a good outlet for me to rant about steriotypes and maturity.

Chapter 8 is about half way finished, i'm a bit stuck on naruto and Sakura's training, and how much to teach them... it's all about the nitty gritty details that make a good fic folks! don't rush it!

When the train breaks down

Synopsis: when the Hogwarts Express breaks down Harry and Hermione have to sleep together in a compartment! how do they feel about it? Jealous Ron and Ginny, Supportive Luna and Neville. Possible Two-Shot, might continue.

Hmmm... yup, no idea where the hell this little guy is going, even to date. i may just use it for shinanigans, or i may involve some holy-shit sized over-the-top conspiracy plot interlaced within its layers. no idea. for now i'm gonna let it simmer. consider it on hiatus until i catch the annoyingly evasive little bunny.

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Rewriting Time by elementalfiredragon reviews
After going to Kings Cross after being killed by Voldemort he has choose what he is going to do. After choosing he has to figure how he is going to change things. Harry/Hermione Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,150 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3123 - Favs: 5,052 - Follows: 5,766 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 165,364 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 3,607 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter, the Snake, and the Hat by Proud Mudblood reviews
What if Harry had brought the boa constrictor from the zoo home with him? What would change? Eventual H/Hr/L, rated T for now, just in case. Now in response to DrgnMstr's Challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Team Sharingan by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Team 7 lost a member, the remaining members are broken and left to pick up the pieces. Will Team 7 survive. Kakashi trains the team in the use of the sharingan, will they survive the experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,794 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Underneath the Underneath by Crazy Hyper Lady reviews
"Quick question," Kakashi started again, "Why do your teammates think you're a boy, Naruto-chan?" he raised his visible eyebrow. The adventures of Uzumaki Naru! Yes, that does mean fem!naru. Butterfly-effect AU-ness starting from academy graduation. Chunin exam test 3 Prelims in progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,954 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
The Fox is in the Details by James Tuddrussell reviews
The Kyuubi granted Naruto a second chance at life in exchange for its freedom. Naruto really should have read the fine print. Gen Fic, FemNaruto, Sharingan Naruto, violence, mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Withheld Information by YappiChick reviews
Catherine lost everything: her freedom, her work. The truth. / MAJOR spoilers for Spartan Ops: Epi 7.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013 - C. Halsey, T. Lasky - Complete
TFP: Rise of a Warrior v2 by SSj Masta reviews
A revised version of my original story and idea. Optimus' memory had been restored and the mission to Cyberton was a success. But something strange is happening to Jack...May contain some graphic material in the future.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,037 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Jack D., Arcee
Harry Potter Into the past by vector arrow reviews
Harry dies and so does voldemort. Now he is getting a second chance from the fates. Trown back into his past what will he do differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and The New War by ExiledNorman reviews
Starts in CoS, Harry is forced to mature sooner and with Hermione's love and Dumbledore's tutoring he shall take the war to Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Whims of Fate by That's Professor Hawke reviews
He has his mother's red hair, his father's face, and most importantly, he has two of the best friends a Jinchuriki could ask for. His name is Naruto Uzumaki... and his tale is a bit different than the one you remember. AU, Alt!Naruto, CadetBranch!Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,111 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Better by sweetlittlehoneybee reviews
After Ron left Harry and Hermione in "Deathly Hallows", both were in need of comfort and purpose; something that they find in each other. This fanfic explores what could have happened if Harry and Hermione had grown closer in more ways than one...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,396 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Peace at Last by Chaos The Third Ghost Rider reviews
The MasterChief and Cortana are returning. Cortana turns human and adjusts to life with the chief and spartans. Please don't be too harsh as this is my first story. Permanent HIATUS, adopted by kevintamls.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Halo: Lost and Found :: A Halo Wars Epilogue by Owen Atticus reviews
The Spirit of Fire is adrift in space, slowly making its way back home, when Serina, the ship's AI, awakens Captain James Cutter. With hope of their safe return fading, the crew may finally see a chance for rescue. COMPLETED. THANKS FOR READING!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,640 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - J. Cutter, E. Anders - Complete
For Love and Honor by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
Hermione finds herself carrying the Boy Who Lived's child after an act of comfort on the night of Sirius' Death. As she confronts her parents with the awkward news, things take a horrifying turn when Hermione's enraged father drives her to Privet Drive...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,278 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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The Tale of the Feline and her Serpent reviews
Harry defeated the basilisk, but some interesting side-effects occurred. now he is afraid that Hermione won't like him because he isn't all human, but then again, she isn't either! Dumbly bashing, and two worried parents have these two spinning around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Fountain of Fair Fortune: Hogwarts Style reviews
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, and Luna Lovegood star in Hogwarts's adaptation of this timeless wizarding classic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Maybe he'll get it right this time reviews
Challenge Accepted. Harry has died. Again. now he's on his last chance to fix his life and get Hermione, his soul-mate to be his girlfriend. good luck Harry! HHr,with some Weasley bashing. set in fourth year and going from there. rated M now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,773 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
We don't need Uchiha, we need Teamwork reviews
Team 7 is taught a lesson in teamwork. But the lesson just doesn't work on Sasuke. Well then Kakashi figures that maybe Team 7 doesn't need Uchiha at all. Naruto/Sakura pairing; strictly NaruSaku. Sasuke bashing, village bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,451 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
When the Train Breaks Down reviews
when the Hogwarts Express breaks down Harry and Hermione have to sleep together in a compartment! how do they feel about it? Jealous Ron and Ginny, Supportive Luna and Neville. Possible Two-Shot, might continue. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.