greatunironic
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Joined 11-29-02, id: 301618
Author has written 37 stories for StarTrek: Enterprise, Stargate: Atlantis, House, M.D., and 4400.

july 16th, 2006
Out of Africa is finished and up. When I was looking at categories, I was like, "This really isn't angst; more, passive-agressive avoidence. Or repress-and-deny." But there's no section for that, so it's drama. Also, it occurs to me that maybe I need a beta reader because I read over it and do I really type like that?

updates
Out of Africa - ENT - July 16th
Felt As a Mistake in Translation - 4400 - June (22nd) 23rd
The Way We Were - Nine: The Ballad of Trip and Malcolm - ENT - June19th
The Way We Were - Eight: Like A Beating Heart - ENT - June 8th

coming soon

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in the writing process

Give Me Back the Moon - ENT - "...and he was fearless
The Summer Creeping Over - 4400 - The summer of a boy.
(Tentative Title)A Scattering of Salts- 4400 - "What's happened is I just made my eight year old boss cry!"
The Art of the Bird Catcher -ENT Hoshi fic! (That's all I've got!)

who is this woman?
greatunironic (or G) is a currently college freshman at the University of Hartford. She's a political science major. She will also be doing some acting about Hartford too. She likes to write for all different places --at one time writing HP, but most of that isn't any good and she really isn't too keen on it anymore -- and, currently, her obsession is killing off Malcolm Reed because he's a freaking easy target. She has recently become sincerely fond of Ezra Standish and the actor who plays him. ("I like to think I can prove my points by making Anthony Starke wet and shirtless.") She also enjoys The 4400 and blames Jessy entirely for it.
as of september 2006

an answer to a query
Q: (Re. Malcolm and Trip) Why do you always let one of them die?
A: 'Cause I'm a sick, sick bastard. And I can.

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Distant Lullabyes by Angelwings23123 reviews
One night, three little boys run away. What will happen when they are brought together and what happens when they meet the rest of the 7? A little Ezra, Vin, and JD story. new AU
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004
Loss by RoaringMice reviews
I was in an accident, and I woke up deaf.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - M. Reed, H. Sato - Complete
In the Rising Consciousness of a Prankster by Sneezy Mouse reviews
Fred and Hermione are still together and still very happy. However, with the pre-wedding stress that befalls the two, the plans may or may not go off without a hitch. Still, Fred chronicles it all in his entertaining way. AU as of OoTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,886 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Hermione G., George W.
Drifting by enthusiasmgirl reviews
When Enterprise encounters an alien fugitive, Malcolm Reed is forced to question his role on board Enterprise, as the rest of the crew discover that maybe they don't know him as well as they thought they did.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,338 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004 - M. Reed
Occupational Hazard by CitrusBlast reviews
Sometimes it's better to just leave Ancient technology alone.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004
A Werewolf's Secret by Kimagure reviews
Yet another "how the marauders became friends" fic. May be a bit different characterization than what you're used to. Non-OotP compliant. AU as of 6-21-03 and WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,084 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 2/15/2003 - Remus L., James P.
Playing with the Boys by thegoldentouch reviews
It was often said that Oliver Black should never have been allowed to breed. Now Hogwarts is about to find out why. MWPP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,254 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
99 Red Balloons by custardpringle reviews
A celebration leads to disaster. Major character death. FINISHED, R&R please
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 11/17/2003
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Each Man's Life by Ruthie reviews
Set before COTG, Charles Kawalsky's life in full, detailing everything from his turbulent relationship with his sister-in-law and the strange dreams he has about a woman in white...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003
The Cry of the Lone Wolf by Mornings Light reviews
Chapter 5 Remus enters Hogwarts as a sarcastic pessimist with a small hope of having to be able to learn. Being in a Hogwarts full of prejudiced peopleghosts is he going to break and just go home- and what about all the bullying of muggleborns?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Remus L., James P.
And All the Walls Came Tumbling Down by Alicorna reviews
What happened in Hogwarts on that fateful day was not something that was common knowledge, though it had the potential to be... Prejudice hides in strange places, usually in plain sight. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Complete
The Tale of Five by Distorted Pheonix reviews
Four boys and a girl begin a life at Hogwarts. Filled with pranks, friendship, angst, and romance, the boys grow together even as they grow apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,275 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - James P., Sirius B.
I Stand Alone by L.M. Griffin reviews
Remus contemplates his life after the deaths of James and Lily. Inspired by a piece of fan-art, and the author's first HP-fic. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Remus L.
Foreign Defenses by BeckySharp reviews
It's her first week teaching at Hogwarts, and she's already Petrified students, nearly murdered Trelawney and has trashed the Great Hall
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2002 - Published: 5/27/2002 - Remus L., Severus S.
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Out of Africa reviews
Trip is dead. Malcolm sees the world. [After TATV]
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2006 - M. Reed - Complete
Felt As a Mistake in Translation reviews
Five ways Jordan Collier didn’t find out about the abduction.
4400 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
The Way We Were reviews
[FINISHED June 19th] A story about broken friendships and how the best things always happen a little too late. [Sequel to 'A Question of Gravity'.]
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,590 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 4/29/2005 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Threnody reviews
“It doesn’t make you any less of a man to cry for him, you know.” Richard takes Shawn out for dinner, after.
4400 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Fatherhood reviews
“Don’t cry for me.” [Jordan. Shawn. 500 words.]
4400 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
A Gently Haunted House reviews
Maybe it's the colour of grief, your grief. [These Are the Voyages tag.]
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005 - M. Reed - Complete
The Cold Light of Mourning reviews
For the first time in years, they see each other. [Trip, Malcolm, and Twilight.]
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2005 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Way Out Yonder in Minor Key reviews
500 words. Trip does the grief thing. Again
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/12/2005 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Reptile Boy reviews
Because everyone should be free. [Young James Wilson. 500 words.]
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2005 - J. Wilson - Complete
While We Were Hunting Rabbits reviews
Malcolm wakes up in his quarters.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2005 - M. Reed - Complete
A Question of Gravity reviews
I think Jacques Cousteau was nutters.' 'I think yew fried something in the crash.' Trip's angry and hurt. Malcolm's just really, really hurt. [Tag to The Aenar]
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/21/2005 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Once More, With Feeling reviews
[Sequel to 'The Distance Between Insanity] I don't know how much longer I can keep pretending that I didn't kill you. A birth, a wedding, an imaginary funeral, and a coming to terms.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/18/2005 - M. Reed - Complete
The Distance Between Insanity reviews
“She emerges from the chaos, her ego bruised and hair tousled, and she is still shaken up.” Endings, farewells, and deadends. Sequel to ‘The Consequences of a Human Action’ and ‘Subspace Postcards’
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/10/2004 - M. Reed, T'Pol - Complete
No Exit reviews
Rodney gets himself in a jam. Carson comes to the rescue. With reinforcements, of course.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
The Empty Ward reviews
“Honor thy father.” They walk around with so much guilt. [BeckettAngst] Sequel to ‘Graduation Day’
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Complete
Graduation Day reviews
Nothing will ever, ever be right again. [YoungBeckettAngst]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Subspace Postcards reviews
A story about T’Pol that has absolutely nothing to do with Charles Tucker and everything to do with Malcolm Reed. Sequel to ‘The Consequences of a Human Action’
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2004 - T'Pol, M. Reed - Complete
The Prayer of St Francis reviews
“This is what will happen.” Trip can’t see the future, but Daniels can.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/5/2004 - C. Tucker - Complete
Two Imaginary Boys reviews
Bitchy words, minor slashiness, and a crossover. [Malcolm Reed and Sam Beckett, together and not.]
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2004 - M. Reed - Complete
The Consequences of a Human Action reviews
“The gas tank is always full.” Malcolm Reed has none enough of running away. He runs anyway.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2004 - M. Reed, T'Pol - Complete
And Tell Sad Stories of the Death of Kings reviews
He wore a really nice cologne. In the future, two people discuss Captain Charles Tucker and his first officer
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2004 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
All Quiet on the Western Front reviews
When the world depended on them, they depended on each other.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/6/2004 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Jail Break reviews
Malcolm was out of sickbay rather quickly during ‘The Forgotten’ wasn’t he? What might have happened during that time. The Insane 'Italian Job' Version
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2004 - M. Reed - Complete
The People Who Survive reviews
Wars only hurt the people who die, right?
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2004 - M. Reed - Complete
Stop the War, I Want to Go Home reviews
Malcolm Reed is someone else’s god
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/24/2004 - M. Reed - Complete
Thanksgiving Is a Nasty Little Holiday reviews
The crew's doing the Thanksgiving thing. Travis is plotting, Reed's confused by the Americans, Archer's acting like a five year old, and Tucker's eating a turkey
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2004 - T. Mayweather, C. Tucker - Complete
Not Forever reviews
Trip and Malcolm talk about death.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2004 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Wonderful reviews
Trip is a daft bastard. Malcolm accepts this.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/16/2004 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Side Step reviews
Malcolm Reed vs the Temporal Cold War [COMPLETE]
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - M. Reed - Complete
In Lieu of Life reviews
Trip, lying.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2004 - C. Tucker
Shooting To Kill reviews
[prequel to 'Tuesday's Children'] 'Don't forget. Never forget.' And then, Malcolm died.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/5/2004 - M. Reed - Complete
Tuesday's Children reviews
You know, I thought about Malcolm today.' In the future, Archer and Tucker meet for drinks every Tuesday.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2004 - C. Tucker, J. Archer - Complete
Assisted Suicide reviews
450 words and Malcolm angst. Mmmm. Malcolm angst.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/26/2004 - M. Reed - Complete
Thanatos reviews
Trip wishes it didn't hurt so bad. AU
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/16/2004 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Stupid reviews
300 words. Madeline angst and character death.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/22/2004 - M. Reed - Complete
Sunlight Seems a Blood Smear reviews
Cancer and six other things that may never happen, but always could.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Complete
Death reviews
The downfall of Lt. Malcolm Reed.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/23/2004 - M. Reed - Complete