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Joined 06-24-11, id: 3016765, Profile Updated: 03-31-21
Author has written 36 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Discworld, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Serenity, Angel, Lord of the Rings, Wonder Woman, Lewis, Silmarillion, Hunger Games, Man From U.N.C.L.E., Man From UNCLE, Torchwood, Book Thief, and Avengers.

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I don't post often, but I haven't completely given up, so if you're still following my stories, don't despair (or maybe do). Anyway, there may be some one shots coming your way, at a rate of maybe one per annum.

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The Magic Of Torchwood by Bella The Strange reviews
The Torchwood team have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Set between Adam and Reset. Rated T because of Jack Harkness, swearing, mature themes, slash etc... it's Torchwood!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 143 - Words: 546,512 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 7/6/2011
Tash-Tor by Ersatz Einstein reviews
Mind control: the use of psychological, chemical, or other force to subvert and suppress the thoughts and actions of a sentient being. A slightly darker take on Star Trek III. One-shot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2016 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Pyromaniac by Bellicose Blue reviews
Fire has a language all its own, and he wants to learn it. / Or, Vincent Crabbe's life as viewed through his greatest obsession.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Vincent C. - Complete
More Things That Never Happened to Sherlock Holmes by Pompey reviews
On-going series of AU drabbles and drabblets, some depressing and some funny. Updated as ideas strike me. Suggestions welcomed. Feel free to steal any AU that spawns a plot-bunny. Ch 97: the first rule of getting information out of people is Don't Be A Creeper.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 97 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 3/12/2008
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
STARE WARS Episode I: The Phantom Plotline by LionLad reviews
In this parody, the galaxy's stupidest Jedi and his long-suffering apprentice rescue a hot queen and set off in search of the plot. Rated T for language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,338 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala, Nute Gunray
The Apple Thieves by Lindir's Ghost reviews
Feeling lonely and a little isolated while Frodo recovers, an unhappy Samwise finds his way to one of Rivendell's orchards. But he does not count on meeting a strange elven guard there, a character who is not quite what first impressions would have him think. Despite appearances, they might have more in common than he can guess...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
Miss O'Brien Isn't Having a Good Day by Fourteen Hundred Hours reviews
O'Brien and Branson somehow swap places with Annie and Chris. Everyone tries to get home. Not to be taken seriously! Gene Hunt/ Sarah O'Brien...
Crossover - Life on Mars & Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,246 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Gene H., S. O'Brien
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Nobody Puts Dummy in the Corner by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
Natasha is the last Avenger to move into Stark Tower. For Tony's sanity, that's probably a good thing.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Future Trauma by secooper87 reviews
When the endangered animal Planet Express is delivering gets loose, and whole cities begin dying at once on the planet Doom, Leela, Fry, and Bender must rely on help from a strange man wearing a pinstripe suit, who might be - horror of all horrors! - a bigger thief and liar than Bender! Oh no!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,345 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Bender R. - Complete
39 Steps by Harkpad reviews
Takes place during the Avengers movie, in the fight scene with the Chitauri. After jumping off a building and crashing through a window, Clint had to get out of that building and out to the others somehow. "The others are waiting for him. He should move from the thirty-ninth step to the thirty-eighth step at least. Make some progress. Forward motion."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
This is New by Ignite The Spark reviews
For the first time, Tony actually has to comfort Rhodey.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Evaluation Process by sinemoras09 reviews
Tony dies, and Jarvis tries to cope. AU. Gen. No spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 156 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Of Whiskey and Mystics and Men by Sidney Sussex reviews
Greg Lestrade and Rupert Giles have a past. And a present. Some things, you never really quite manage to shake. WARNINGS for canon-typical violence and brief contextual homophobia.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2012 - R. Giles, DI Lestrade - Complete
another kind of heroism by blue-jean-serenades reviews
It's weird, Andrew thinks, because he always expected to die at the end of all this. Post-Chosen, oneshot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Xander H., Andrew - Complete
til we're old and grey by She's a Star reviews
Six things that never happened to Jenny Calendar.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Calendar, J., R. Giles - Complete
Athazagoraphobia by revolution rae reviews
We were afraid, too. On the men and women known only as Slytherins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012
The Glory by KatZenSPN reviews
Dawn felt a hand around her wrist and almost screamed. But when she looked up, it wasn't Glory's face she saw. The man grinned at her. "Hello," he said, "I'm the Doctor. Run!" And she did. Set after BtVS "Tough Love", DW following Canary Wharf.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,734 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Dawn S., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Sleeper Awakens by JA Baker reviews
A man with a past and on the run from the Alliance hitches a ride on Serenity, but his very presence seems unusually upsetting for River... Firefly/Doctor Who
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,447 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jack H., River - Complete
My Enemy, My Brother by 30SecondGoat reviews
Commander Cody is ordered to kill the man who has become his general, and his friend. A look into a clones mind. Non-Slash
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Random Crossover Idea by Elfopolis reviews
I saw a picture of the Malcolm Reynolds holding a gun to the Doctor aboard Serenity, and this introduction popped into my head. I don't know if I'll attempt to turn it into a whole fic, I don't think I'm smart enough to write a plot for Eleven, haha.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, Mal - Complete
All Imperfect by Someone aka Me reviews
Angelina can't stop the sharp, bitter laugh from escaping her lips. "Are any of us whole anymore?" She sobers. "I love you–" she reaches out a hand to trace the shiny, white line "–scars and all. Shattered and all." Rated T for implied self-harm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
dead by our dancing days reviews
Did it make her less of a mother if she, in all her glory, lived? / freeverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Just Listen by AgehaChou reviews
"Just... listen." As The Doctor and The Master sat there in the junkyard for that split second, The Doctor would have never guessed how much that brief contact helped The Master. Doctor/Master fluff if you squint. Drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/12/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
As Soon As Forever Is Through, I'll Be Over You by Someone aka Me reviews
"Of course it will be him holding the Quidditch cup aloft. That's got to be his heart's deepest desire… right?" What does Oliver Wood see in the Mirror of Erised? Preslash, sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Of Nargles and Beautiful Girls by revolution rae reviews
Sometimes, you just need someone to listen. A collection of FreeVerse ranging from Minerva McGonagall to Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Seven Survivors by Someone aka Me reviews
Seven survivors and their experiences the night of the Battle of Hogwarts. I. Padma. II. Hannah. III. Katie. IV. Luna. V. Percy. VI. Charlie. VII. Draco. "But safety is not an option. Here, tonight, safety doesn't exist."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Draco M., Padma P. - Complete
Not a Martyr by Someone aka Me reviews
He's not a masochist, and he is not a martyr, but Regulus Black is done being someone he's not. How Regulus fell from grace, and why he died a hero, though no one knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Regulus B., Kreacher - Complete
Nobody by Temporal Austenite reviews
Margo expects to be alone in her paper town, but when she parks in the barn to get out of the rain, three people get out of a big blue box. One Swear. Note: When I wrote this I didn't know the doctor could drive. Please stop yelling at me.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Paper Towns - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Finale by Riddelly reviews
"For a moment, you think that this would be enough, for things to just keep on going like this, with your holding him and feeling his lungs work, in and out, let his hearts keep pounding. His two hearts. One for each of yours." Season 3 spoilers. One-shot
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Brothers by Ohappydaze reviews
Obi-Wan's new Padawan has a question for his master, one that Obi-Wan will wish he had answered differently when he knows he will never see the man he called his brother again.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Dreamers by Mirach reviews
While Ar-Pharazôn dreams in his eternal sleep in the Caves of the Damned, Faramir of Gondor dreams of dark waves and prophecies. Can their fates touch, and what will come of it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Faramir, Boromir
Curious Number Four by Mercia Dragonslayer reviews
The TARDIS throws the Doctor to Privet Drive, where the Doctor discovers something curious about that Number Four.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - 10th Doctor
A Job Well Done by Stella-Muse reviews
Captain Hammer E-mails Dr. Horrible under a pseudonym and watches the Doctor's webcasts to get his answer. In the process, he acts like an oblivious moron, a bigot, and a hypocrite. Lovely. More POV's since added.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy
Fey by Thundera Tiger reviews
Faramir is dreaming. Or sick. Or mad. Aragorn and Legolas aren't sure which. The only thing anyone does know for certain is this: They're all running out of time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,814 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Faramir, Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Girl In Blue by Zhongli's Empty Wallet reviews
It started with a radio, a moment interrupted by his father. Barty Crouch Junior, from before he took the Mark and to his trial. BCJrxOC. Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Barty C. Jr., OC - Complete
The Wrong Week To Quit Smoking by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
Twenty years ago during the Apocal-oops-never-mind-we'll-come-back-later, a flaming Bentley flew over the heads of several officers from the Met, who were manning a rather ineffective roadblock at the time. One of those officers was a young Greg Lestrade.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/25/2011 - A. Crowley, DI Lestrade - Complete
His Constant Companion: The Survivor by Vilinye reviews
In "Rose," Clive told Rose that the Doctor's constant companion was death. What if it really was? Death from The Book Thief describes his interactions with the Nineth Doctor. Ten and Eleven will come later
Crossover - Doctor Who & Book Thief - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - 9th Doctor, Death
All the Cats She'd Ever Owned by El Leon Y La Oveja reviews
During DH, Harry wonders what happened to the cat that his family had before Voldemort murdered his parents. Here's what happened. JP/LE pairing if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Arabella F., Minerva M. - Complete
Darkness Creeping by Ygrain33 reviews
An account of Faramir's defence of the Fords up till his retreat over the Pelennor. Originally posted at HASA
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Faramir
Semper Feegle by SpaceAnJL reviews
Anyone who read 'Feegles on a Firefly' - yeah, this is more of the same type of crazy. Sorry about that.
Crossover - Discworld & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Rob Anybody, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Twelve Jack Case by takisys reviews
The Master has find out that being buried near the Rift for two millennia had increased the connection between Jack and the Vortex. He wants to use Jack as a Tardis, but Jack is not powerful enough so he decides to gather some more of him.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Of Rifts and Vampires by enigma-kar reviews
Spike finds himself in Cardiff. John Hart finds himself in Cardiff. The Torchwood team are in Cardiff. What happens when paths meet?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Spike, John H. - Complete
Doctor in the House by Mistress of the Knight reviews
The tenth Doctor has arrived but, due to a well intentioned time machine, will not be being nursed back to health in a London flat by Jackie Tyler. If House gets a hold of him though, he might be less grateful for this fact. Dr Who & House M.D. Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2007 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Hidden by revolution rae reviews
We all have a worst memory. Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, and Ginny Weasley describe what they saw and felt on the school train when the dementor came to look for Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Look For Connections by Rayndrop reviews
She remembers there was a time before frizzy red hair and bright yellow school buses. She doesn't remember much about it, but she knows it existed. She knows HE existed. She waits in this time and this body, and she tries to remember who she used to be.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Romana III - Complete
All That Remains by Darkly Ironic reviews
When Dr. Horrible brought Penny back from the dead, he knew there would be a price. He didn't realize she'd be the one to claim it. Warnings: Dark. Character death.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Mysterious Cake by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
What exactly happened when Harry, Ron and Hermione locked Crabbe and Goyle in that broom cupboard?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
Torchwood in the Hundred Acre Wood by TheAngelsHaveMyPhonebox reviews
The Torchwood team are stuck in a Winnie the Pooh story. How did they get there and how will they get home? The Hundred Acre Wood will never be the same! With apologies to A.A Milne.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010
Quick Study by Solo By Choice reviews
Pavel Chekov will try anything once. Five times that went badly and once it didn't.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - P. Chekov - Complete
Watchmen in Black by Beth Einspanier reviews
The result of an idle mind, too much caffeine, and an overall feeling of "What would happen if..." Agents J and L of the MiB hunt a shapeshifting alien in Ankh-Morpork, and enlist the help of the Watch. Naturally, things don't go smoothly. Revised!
Crossover - Men In Black & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 2/3/2002 - Complete
Bigger than Herman and the Hermits by lila-blue reviews
A blow to the head coming right after the blow Napoleon took to his ego in The Take Me to Your Leader Affair leaves Illya with a very disheartened and disoriented partner. As Napoleon drifts in and out Illya starts to put two and two together. Slashiness
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
When Darth Vader Met Oscar The Grouch by Katty008 reviews
Crack, oh dear lord the Crack. I just ruined everything forever. Darth Vader comes to Sesame Street, and finds more than he bargained for. Vader/Oscar the Grouch pairing. Yes, pairing. Crack on a stick anyone?
Crossover - Star Wars & Sesame Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
With a Smile by marginaliana reviews
The first time Owen died he made a friend. Torchwood and Discworld crossover, written for the LJ gen battle
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Owen H. - Complete
Illusion For The Moment by Protector of the Gray Fortress reviews
It is the worst night of his life and the one man who could have helped was lost in a waterfall called Reichenbach.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Enemy of My Friend by PhinalPhantasy reviews
COMPLETED! Star Trek: Voyager/Doctor Who Crossover. The Voyager crew encouters a strange wrecked ship from unknown origins whose only survivor warns them of a tyrant race bent on dominating time itself. Rated for violence just in case.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,953 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The City of Lies Affair by St. Crispins reviews
They were in Berlin, after all, and things were never quite right between them in Berlin. This was Die Stadt von Lügen, the City of Lies." Follow-up to Home for the Holidays; special appearance by Robert McCall of "The Equalizer"
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 8,647 - Follows: 1,161 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
On Afghanistan's Plains by Pompey reviews
A look at what happened to Watson, from the Battle of Maiwand to his return to England. As this is a prequel to STUDY IN SCARLET, Holmes makes no appearance whatsoever. Complete.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,839 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
The Adventure of the Displaced Watcher by Antenna reviews
An accident with a magical artifact sends Giles into the past. Can the specialist in hopeless cases help him before the artifact is lost and he is forever stranded?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,314 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2007 - R. Giles - Complete
In the End by Argenteus Draco reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts, told from the slightly skewed prospective of one Draco Malfoy. Prequel to Hawthorn and Unicorn Hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
If Everyone Cared by tayababy reviews
Crossover with Greys Anatomy. An away mision goes wrong, and six people are stranded after a crash. When only one is awake, how will she save everyone else. Title suggestions wanted, can be changed if needed
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006
Eternal Detention by Meltha reviews
Snyder tells his sad tale of woe, and if you don’t listen and show proper empathy, it’s going on your permanent record!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Snyder - Complete
Elementary, My Dear ObiWan by Frostfyre7 reviews
Life in London can get plenty interesting when Sherlock Holmes is hot on the trail of the dastardly Moriarty. Things take a bizarre turn, however, when Holmes and Watson intervene in a most unusual assassination attempt on a strangely dressed young man.
Crossover - Star Wars & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,083 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Loss by Aeshna reviews
In the aftermath of Geonosis, ObiWan discovers that not all battles are decided on the field.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Keeping Secrets by Deborah Judge reviews
Gimli and Eowyn discover that they have something in common. TTT movie-based. Possibly very slightly slashy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Gimli, Eowyn - Complete
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Pockets reviews
Scene from an escape.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/14 - Complete
Episode-Related Mini Fics reviews
Ficlets in a range of genres, some funny (I hope), some serious.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 12/17/2018
State Vectors reviews
Early in his career, Illya Kuryakin gets into trouble. Natasha Romanova gets him out. Black Widow angst, moderate Illya whump. Pre-UNCLE, pre-Avengers
Crossover - Man From UNCLE & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2020 - Illya K., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
From All Other Nights reviews
Illya is invited to a Passover seder. Jewish!Illya. Warning for mentions of the Holocaust, but no onscreen violence.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2020 - Complete
The Super-Final Affair reviews
Why does a happy ending feel so much like a tragedy? Short stories following the events of The Final Affair. The Final Affair is an unpublished MFU tie in novel, written by David McDaniel for Ace Paperbacks, and is available elsewhere on the internet. For a need-to-know summary, see Chapter 2.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 5/17/2019 - Illya K., Napoleon S.
An Education reviews
Maybe no one is born to espionage, but Illya Kuryakin can say, at least, that he came by his skills early on, and naturally. A Jewish!Illya backstory. Includes discussion of the Holocaust, but no onscreen violence.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Complete
Enlightened
Napoleon embraces a new holiday tradition- but not exactly the one he expected. Both our boys gain a little perspective. A slashy, seasonal postscript to my story, 'The Cat's Kill Affair.' Can stand alone.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Published: 12/18/2019 - [Napoleon S., Illya K.] - Complete
The Cat's Kill Affair reviews
Summer in the Borscht Belt, 1968
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2019 - Illya K., Napoleon S. - Complete
PoliceForce
Ro-bi pieces together the facts about his new sergeant. A fusion ficlet.
Crossover - Star Wars & Lewis - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2019
Behind A Stern Demeanor reviews
On the Mediterranean, Napoleon Solo discovers one of his partner's least expected weaknesses. Movie-verse, but informed by the TV show.
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2018 - Illya K., Napoleon S. - Complete
It's Better This Way reviews
You wake up early on the day of The Reaping. Very dark. [Repost]
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2018
The Price of Silver reviews
After the Battle of Dagorlad, Celeborn fulfills an obligation to his kin.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2018 - Celeborn, Thranduil
Tidings reviews
Gimli and Legolas are met in the Undying Lands. Three viewpoints, three sentences each. Just a heads up, this story doesn't make much sense without material from the Silmarillion or Unfinished Tales.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2018
A Recovery reviews
After the War, Andromeda and Narcissa form an uneasy alliance in order to recover the body of their cousin, Regulus Black, from the cave by the sea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28/2018 - Published: 2/17/2018 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
Like a Breeze in the Desert reviews
Help comes from unexpected corners. Two women meet on a desert planet. Ghost!Shmi and child!Rey
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2017
Cigarettes in the Churchyard reviews
Gapfill for 'Life Born of Fire.' Waiting in the churchyard, Hathaway remembers Will.
Lewis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/20/2017 - J. Hathaway - Complete
After Ares reviews
Evil is like a gas. It's all around you and yet you cannot grasp it.
Wonder Woman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Diana/Wonder Woman - Complete
Five Times Beru Whitesun Helped Obi-Wan Kenobi reviews
What it says on the tin.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Obi-Wan K., Beru L. - Complete
Untitled Feemor Ficlet
In wake of Qui-Gon's death, Feemor volunteers to take on an apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Complete
The Naming of Elves reviews
Kreacher has never had anything to name before. His own name was bestowed on him by Master Arcturus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Complete
Anniversaries reviews
Each year Eowyn and Faramir must shake the grasp of winter anew, but always together. (I.e. March is a rough time, but they see each other through. Sentimental, kinda fluffy)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2016 - [Eowyn, Faramir] - Complete
May the TwentyFifth reviews
More of a tribute than a real crossover. Written in honor of Towel Day, May 25th. Those who read and review are the hoopiest froods of all.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Lewis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
Instinct reviews
Filch stared at the wand in his hand and the body at his feet. A double drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Argus F.
A Ghost and his Guest reviews
Dennis is quiet and supremely unobtrusive as a roommate, but what does he think and how does he really feel about Cordelia? A short look into the the mind of Phantom Dennis.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Dennis, Cordelia C. - Complete
Poppies reviews
Pomona Sprout loves a very particular kind of flower. A story about things that don't last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - P. Sprout, Poppy P. - Complete
Octarine reviews
"I like this human idea of the grim reaper. I like the scythe. It amuses me."
Crossover - Discworld & Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Death, Death - Complete
Entropy and the Invisible Man reviews
While working for Barty Crouch Sr., Percy meets Barty Jr. Percy, the model of ordered stuffyness, finds himself mysteriously drawn to Barty's chaotic insanity. However, as the two grow closer together, Barty continues to fall apart
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Percy W., Barty C. Jr.
This Land Where the Dinosaurs Are reviews
When Wash dies, he travels to a strange place. Written in the style of the late Maurice Sendak's Where the Wild Things Are
Serenity - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Wash W. - Complete
A Taste of the Smell of Rain reviews
I was thinking about what it must have felt like for the TARDIS when Amy opened the telepathic lock. Delight is a powerful feeling. Just a tiny fragment of a story, written mostly in sentence fragments.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - TARDIS - Complete
Of Course I'll Cover For You reviews
Aliens of London: It's Tosh's day off, but she just can't say no to Owen. How Tosh ended up at Albion Hospital, autopsied a space pig, and briefly met the strangest and most wonderful man in the universe.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
Hart and His Hearts of Gold reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if Han Solo and John Hart met in some seedy bar? Rated for alcoholism and innuendo. Sorry about the awful title; it was midnight and I was at a loss. Not to self promote too much, but story is better than this suggests
Crossover - Star Wars & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Han S., John H. - Complete
Undead Buddies reviews
"Come in! Come in! The Fresh Start Club. Being Dead is only the Beginning!" Because we all know Owen could use some support from the undead community. Rated for language, cause it's Owen and he's fairly pissed off.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Reg S., Owen H. - Complete
In the Moonlight reviews
Spike briefly encounters Luna Lovegood.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Spike, Luna L. - Complete
To be a Cat on the Wall reviews
Dolores' time as Hogwarts High Inquisitor as witnessed by one of the cats on the plates on the wall. Warning: contains Delores Umbridge, so may make your skin crawl
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Dolores U. - Complete
From the Files of Torchwood : Agent Giles, R reviews
He's English, he's an expert in the supernatural, and he kicks butt, of course Giles works for Torchwood! just a tiny not even oneshot for now, may expand
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - R. Giles
SparkPlugs reviews
So, this is a kind of short and probably rather crummy story about a young, idealistic Arthur Weasley and how he finds himself shut up the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office. Please read and review, don't be mean though
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Arthur W. - Complete