Author has written 2 stories for Criminal Minds, and Monkees.
Libertas est omnia
Movies: Twilight, Red Dawn, Outsiders, Radio Flyers, The Stand, Knowing, Con Air, Face/off, Gone in sixty seconds (really any and every Nicolas Cage movie), X-Men, High School Musical, Hairspray, Rent, Sweeny Todd, Halloween (original, the remakes suck), Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean and a lot more.
Shows: Covert Affairs, White Collar, Supernatural, Glee, Criminal Minds, Walking Dead, Lost, Jake 2.0, Popular, SeaQuest, Sliders, NCIS, House M.D., Star Trek: The Next Generation, Family Guy, South Park, Earth 2, Heroes, The Monkees, and many more.
Books: Michael Crichton, Neal Shusterman, Maximum Ride series, Dean Knootz, Stephen King, Star Wars,
Music: Tokio Hotel, 100 Monkeys, Adam Lambert, Eminem, Jonas Brothers, Green Day, 3 Doors Down, Bee Gees, David Bowie, Guns n Roses, and a whole lot more.
Hobbies: Reading, Writing. I want to someday get my ideas made into movies.
Quotes, facts, fun stuff, true stuff, and other things.
Boy 1: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy 2: No
Boy 1: Do you like me?
Boy 2: No
Boy 1: Do you want me?
Boy 2: No
Boy 1: Would you cry if I left?
Boy 2: No
Boy 1: Would you live for me?
Boy 2: No
Boy 1: Would you do anything for me?
Boy 2: No
Boy 1: Choose--me or your life
Boy 2: My life
Boy 1 runs away in shock and pain and boy 2 runs after him and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Ice Cream is chinese food!
The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.
In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".
The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.
The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung!
A group of officers is called a mess.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
To sell your home faster, and for more money, paint it yellow.
It is illegal to purchase or consume Jack Daniel's Whiskey in the town in which it is produced!
It is illegal NOT to smile in Pocatello, Idaho!
Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.
Leonardo Da Vinci was dyslexic, and he often wrote backwards.
The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
35% of the people using personal ads for dating are already married!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S and B'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want/need a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm HUMBLE,so I MUST think little of myself
I Now(or used to) CUT,so i MUST be depressed
Copy/paste this if you agree
Everyone, sterotypes are not the whole world so don't just follow the general sterotype of being blonde, skinny and stupid.
Everyone is different and that is beautiful because if everyone was the same life would be horrible. Copy/paste this if you agree
Bold out the ones that apply to you
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, 191026, Abzan342, Zanaso Rymm2, jotepaine, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, vocagirl,lostlives12, JasperRiley,
If you have a crush on a fictional character, copy & paste this onto your profile and put the name(s): Auggie Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Neal Caffrey, Blaine Anderson, Spencer Reid, Quinn Mallory, Alonzo Solace, Jasper Whitlock, Lucas Wolenczek, Miguel Ortiz, Dr. Robert Chase, Soda Pop, Nick Andros, Scott Summers, Ryan Evens, Will Turner, Roger Davis, and probably some more.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have seen a movie or show so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Umm... FREE HUGS FROM VOLDEMORT!! (If you don't get this, then go watch Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows part 2. Actually, go watch/read all of them :P)
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.
YOUR REAL NAME: Nicolas
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Nicizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dragon
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ian Jaxyn Woods
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Matnison
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Punch
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Itjolte
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lee
1) Name? Nicolas
2) Squirrel or Chipmunk? Squirrel (FOAMY!!!!)
3) Twilight or Vampire Kisses? Twilight.
4) Have you read "What You Don't Know" by Zafrina04? No.
5) What is the square root of pi times the volume of Jupiter? Don't know
7) Spell your name backwards. Salocin (Hey that looks kind of cool)
8) Green and Leafy goes to Brown and Crispy as to Alice and Jasper goes to ...? Victoria and James?
9) Have you reviewed "What You Don't Know" by Zafrina04? No.
10) Do you have siblings? Yes, 9. Julie, Travis, Elizabeth, Me, Michelle, Kenny, Josh, Mikal (Mickey), David, Josh (no relation to the other Josh, ones a step-brother and the other is a half-brother, but I don't believe in half or step. They are simpily my brothers.)
11) Favorite subject in school? English.
12) Guyfriend? Galfriend? Guy.
13) My friends call my crush an EW. Do you have an EW? Don't know what that is.
14) Is your room clean? Yes, for now.
15)QUICK!! 3 nouns! Poster, guitar, fire.
16) Favorite breakfast food? Waffles.
17) Favorite piece of Jewelry? I'm a dude, but if I had to choose: himp necklace.
18) Lunch or Breakfast? Lunch
19) Edward Cullen? Jasper Hale? Emmett Cullen? Jasper.
20) Reading a book or writing a book? Both
21) Pigtails or Braids? Wouldn't be caught dead in either.
22) Short hair or long hair? (on guys and girls) Either way for both.
23) Pen or pencil? Pen.
24) Polka dots or stripes? Stripes.
25) What is your favorite kind of music? I like a little of everything, but probably classic rock.
26) Who is your favorite singer? I have three, two are bands. Tokio Hotel, Adam Lambert, and 100 Monkeys.
27) What is your favorite song? Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult.
28) Did you like this questionnaire? It was alright, kind of weird.