Jose Philipe Mendola
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Joined 11-29-02, id: 301705, Profile Updated: 07-08-12
Author has written 20 stories for SkiFree, Star Fox, Pong, Ecco the Dolphin, Magic: The Gathering, Parodies and Spoofs, Grand Theft Auto, Song Fics, Calvin & Hobbes, and Tenchi Muyo.

Big deal. you found me.

(UPDATE SPECTACULAR! 7/8/12)

Here's the basics...

X-Box Gamertag: ZombieOnAcidd

OS: Windows 7

Height: 5' 11"

Weight: 185 lbs.

Blood Type: O

Birthday: Sept 30, 1985

Age: 26

Relatonship Status: *taken*

In Production: Nothing to speak of at the moment

Hair Color: Shaved

Eye Color: Brown

Quick Means of contact:

AIM - JaspaJay65

YIM - Mirri_Lover

Quote of the month:

'Creed is a GREAT Band!' Is a quote that was never uttered.'

Been there, done that!

Anime Boston 02'

Anime Boston 03'

Anime Boston 04'

Otakon 04'

Anime Boston 06'

Otakon 06'

Anime Expo 11'

My Myspace Page is updated on a whim... Facebook makes it far too easy to track me. (Last updated 8/19/10)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=134878619

Still under 'Civilian' status, but now working a decent Security Job in the (great) city of Boston, MA. While i do miss the Air Force from time to time, it's nice to be able to carry on a conversation with bosses and co-workers and not really have to worry about being overly formal with them.

Leisure activities include: Gaming, chatting online, writing, reading, History (WWII Mainly...) Listening to music, downloading an assortment of things (Hentai), a few old favorite Anime movies, Skiing, shooting sports, swimming, Movies are a must, and to top it off, cooking.

well, aside form the above, I'm a hopeless romantic, love the rain and i am always looking for ways to amuse people.

I enjoy a good lemon as much as the next man, but it's getting hard to find one. Got any favorites? Send em' to me, or their links.

Anime I could not Live without (to exclude the 6 episode long Hentai titles):

Ranma 1/2, Sailor Moon, Hellsing, Azumanga Diaoh, Dragonball, Tenchi Muyo, FLCL and Excells Saga

Anime this world would be better off without:

Inuyasha (Dragonball Z for girls), Dragonball Z, Most any franchise that has multiple seasons. I'm more of a 'classics' fan when it comes to Anime, as i prefer something that not everyone is watching or has seen.

Favorite Online Comics include:

www.vgcats.com

www.3panelsoul.com

www.Oglaf.com

Twas in the early evenin
Near the presence of the moon
You told me you would meet me here
Well now is not too soon
This dagger twisting in my back
Tells me I never should
Have trusted everything to fall
From beggar to fool
I see your face like every race
A serpent with two arms
Devouring me while rains the sun
With dreams in foreign lands
This cold dark tormented hell
Is all Ill ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

With another bag of bricks

I scratch your name across these walls
And with my blood turns red
Then drips upon my killing floor
Where I now call my bed
No precious light to harbor
Like so many here before
Now breathes a thousand more

With another bag of bricks

Temper filled with blindness
Leads this lost and lonely man
Dragged around your whipping tree
A scourge you cant command
So deafen me with silence
Drown me with your roar
Scowl me with your hollow eyes
Still burnin to the core
No door will go unanswerd
Like so many closed before
No vagabond to knock upon
This tired and beatin war
When all return to exile
Free from all once bound
Decline and brawl old parasites
The truth will yet be found

With another bag of bricks
With another bag of bricks
With another bag of bricks

This cold dark tormented hell
Is all Ill ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be your judge

Temper filled with blindness
Leads this lost and lonely man
Dragged around your whipping tree
A scourge you cant command
So deafen me with silence
Drown me with your roar
Scowl me with your hollow eyes
Still burnin to the core
No door will go unanswerd
Like so many closed before
No vagabond to knock upon
This tired and beatin war
When all return to exile
Free from all once bound
Decline and brawl old parasites
The truth will yet be found

With another bag of bricks
With another bag of bricks
With another bag of bricks
With another bag of bricks

Flogging Molly - Another Bag Of Bricks

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Out of The Jungle by Mamoo reviews
When a soldier appears out of nowhere in Ponyville, he finds himself making friends, explaining what his world is like, and coming to terms with the horrors he faced. Mainly AJxOC.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,183 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
The Intern by Lila Caffee reviews
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GODZILLA! This is Kaiju Big Battel! YAY! I had nowhere else to put this! It's about Louden Noxious's sister trying to get in on Kaiju Big Battel. Who is the enemy? Rated for Language and Underage Drinking. Dr. CubeOC LoudenOC
Crossover - Wrestling & Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
New Meaning to Divorce by BlueFairy61 reviews
Divorcees Serena and Darien say they're divorced, but they act as if they were still married...Some chappies very erotic, too spicy for the faint of heart...
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,939 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
Roommates' by Chibi AngelStar reviews
AU- Ami's roommate has plans one night for the blue-haired beauty, which includes a quilt, a blindfold, and the sweet young woman herself. It's called Seduction. RR, please! {COMPLETE!}
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Barrels of Love by The Super Duper Cools reviews
Ayeka is having some new feelings to cope with. She walks in on something unexpected and is a bit surprised at how she is affected by it. A/K/A, please R&R!
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2003
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?: Evil Dead Edition by David William Cooper reviews
Evil Dead meets Millionaire...second in the series...
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2002
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Happy Halloween Dominaria!
Halloween celebrated the only way you can in Dominaria! This is a continuation of the popular ? Magic The Gathering Holiday colelction. By all means, enjoy it or don't. Either way, leave a comment.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,359 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
Liberty City Survivor reviews
Natural Selection, Has Come Home
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2004
Happy Valentines Day Dominaria reviews
Valentines day has come to Dominaria. Love it, hate it, it's a holiday anyway. This gets a little sour, but enjoy anyway. Covering your favorite personalities. Nemetta to the Weatherlight crew and everyone in between. Enjoy. R&R
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
Tenchi Survivor reviews
This picks up where my last one left off. This Fic is now COMPLETE! PLease R&R.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Complete
Tenchi Survivor Bonus Material
All the trailors and deleted stuff you never saw because you were too cheap to buy the DVD's! Enjoy! And as always, i LOVE the reviews.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,339 - Published: 3/23/2005
Happy 4th of July Dominaria! reviews
Like the last big holiday, the 4to of July has setteled over dominaria. Read about how a plethora of characters celebrate the holiday, and the hilarity that ensures. R&R
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2004
COPS: Vice City reviews
COPS in Vice City. Everythig they cant say or do. 4 of a few up. Please R&R
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003
Dragons Of Magic V20 reviews
Dragons of Magic redone. Less errors and guaranteed to be funnier than the origionals. FINAL CHAPTER UP! Please R&R Please
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003
Merry Christmas Dominaria reviews
Christmas, celebrated MAGIC style. Enjoy. Please R&R
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/10/2003
Trouble With Triads reviews
A story about the ongoing war between Mafia and Triads. Chapter 3 now up. PLease R&R
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003
Ecco's Revenge reviews
ecco exacts his revenge on Jose because of a fic.... made for you who commented on it... hope you like it...
Ecco the Dolphin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003
Hamster Huey And The Gooey KAblooie:Final Chapter reviews
The final Chapter of Hamster Huey read to calvin. The cause of the question 'I wonder if the townsfolk will ever find his head...' R&R
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2003
Hentai Hotel reviews
Heartbreak hotel remade only the way jose could. WARNING! Hentai references made (duh...) R&R!
Song Fics - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/7/2003
Pained Vision
A short story about a wounded blind prophet, told only as Metallica can. Fic based on enter Sandman. Please, R&R.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Published: 8/3/2003
Showdown At Ft Baxter Air Base reviews
A normal day at Fort BAxter Airbase. Filled with lots of shooting and blood, even wiseguy Tommy Vercetti makes an appearance... PLease R&R
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/25/2003
Leon The Lemming reviews
Leon teh Lemming gets assigned a job. Does it all go well for him? There was no better category to put this under... R&R please...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2003
Ecco The Dolphin: Final Memories reviews
Echo's final realizations on life. Not for the weak minded. R&R!
Ecco the Dolphin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2003
Star Fox: A Time Before reviews
The Squad relives their time before and during the training. humiliation awaits. Falco, Slippy and now FOX covered. LAnguage and suggestive themes. R&R! Seriously? Is someone STILL friggin' READING this trash!
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 12/10/2002
PONG: The Split reviews
Bat One gets fed up with PONG. Read and find out what becomes of him. Please, R&R
Pong - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2002
I'm A Yetti Doodle Dandy reviews
The final chapter to A Tale Of Two Yetties. A down and dirty story of a yetti's mind. PLEASE, R&R.
SkiFree - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/10/2002