Jose Philipe Mendola
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Joined 11-29-02, id: 301705, Profile Updated: 08-20-15
Author has written 20 stories for SkiFree, Star Fox, Pong, Ecco the Dolphin, Magic: The Gathering, Parodies and Spoofs, Grand Theft Auto, Calvin & Hobbes, and Tenchi Muyo.

Big deal. you found me.


Holy balls, here we are again...

"But Jose! Why are you here again? WHAT has prompted you to churn out more garbage, or repackage it so we might enjoy (read: even READ) it?"

Well, let me tell you...

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy that makes exactly ZERO sense, your bud Jose made a friend...
This friend, made through that crazy internet in those formative years of a primitive MESSAGE BOARD (Jose is old enough to remember the birth of the interwebs.) eventually came a LONG way to visit Jose and his friend... previously, Jose had traveled out to meet his online friends-of-old as well. He was pleasantly surprised that his friends did not turn out to be the kind that sim-represent their gender, intentions and actually EXISTED.

The long of the short, one of these friends decides to visit Jose's hometown. We drink, sight-see, ponder the meaning of our first encounter, measure the time between the first and second, and are enthralled by the now-comparison of the then and now. Here we are, again, almost having cut our visits in half by time between. Each of these three face to face encounters.

'HA! Next thing you know, you'll be LIVING here!'

(We're still waiting on that one)

countless beers and sights later, we get back into (not that we ever fell out of) our groove. Conversation. That which confirms that people are stupid, mindless jerk-wads. Not THIS people. THIS person I can talk to. Life is once again a long-lost message board. One on MY home turf.

A day or two passes and we keep up the conversation. It;s not that we have not said anything to each other between these interactions, we can just communicate, a skill most of the world seems to lack. At One point, many beers later, old habits return and FanFiction comes up. I am immediately both terrified and embarrassed, as my ORIGINAL work is made topic.

The garbage slapped together on Notepad. On Windows 95 or some shit. Before I would go back and spellcheck.

"I could do any of that again!"
Fanfiction sounds like a good idea.

I submit that i should rework the stuff and repost.

We've been drinking, this is a good idea.

We go back and forth, buzzed, trying to remember the details of my Garbage.

I remember having fun doing this.

I could/should rewrite this stuff.

We are kinda drunk.

This is a good idea...

This is a GREAT idea.

This might be the only OTHER person that read my Garbage.

Jose is not in love with his friend, he loves these ideas.

"I'm gonna do it!"
'Do what?'
"Rewrite my original fics!"
'We were talking about that an hour ago...'
'I may be a bit drunk!'
"This is gonna be an interesting week..."

Now, here you are: Immortalized for Resurrecting Jose.

God Damn It.

Gamertag (used for XBox Live AND Steam): KirbyMST3K

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The Intern by Lila Caffee reviews
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GODZILLA! This is Kaiju Big Battel! YAY! I had nowhere else to put this! It's about Louden Noxious's sister trying to get in on Kaiju Big Battel. Who is the enemy? Rated for Language and Underage Drinking. Dr. CubeOC LoudenOC
Crossover - Wrestling & Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
New Meaning to Divorce by BlueFairy61 reviews
Divorcees Serena and Darien say they're divorced, but they act as if they were still married...Some chappies very erotic, too spicy for the faint of heart...
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,939 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
Roommates' by Chibi AngelStar reviews
AU- Ami's roommate has plans one night for the blue-haired beauty, which includes a quilt, a blindfold, and the sweet young woman herself. It's called Seduction. RR, please! {COMPLETE!}
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Barrels of Love by The Super Duper Cools reviews
Ayeka is having some new feelings to cope with. She walks in on something unexpected and is a bit surprised at how she is affected by it. A/K/A, please R&R!
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2003
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?: Evil Dead Edition by David William Cooper reviews
Evil Dead meets Millionaire...second in the series...
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2002
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A Tale of Two Yetis V20 reviews
The terror of Skifree, republished and with a separate story (again) that ends the two-parter. It;s not painful! It's a relaunch! Do I get a third choice for Category? Is "Garbage" an option?
SkiFree - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2015
Happy Halloween Dominaria!
Halloween celebrated the only way you can in Dominaria! This is a continuation of the popular ? Magic The Gathering Holiday colelction. By all means, enjoy it or don't. Either way, leave a comment.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,359 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
Liberty City Survivor reviews
Natural Selection, Has Come Home
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2004
Happy Valentines Day Dominaria reviews
Valentines day has come to Dominaria. Love it, hate it, it's a holiday anyway. This gets a little sour, but enjoy anyway. Covering your favorite personalities. Nemetta to the Weatherlight crew and everyone in between. Enjoy. R&R
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
Tenchi Survivor reviews
This picks up where my last one left off. This Fic is now COMPLETE! PLease R&R.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Complete
Tenchi Survivor Bonus Material
All the trailors and deleted stuff you never saw because you were too cheap to buy the DVD's! Enjoy! And as always, i LOVE the reviews.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,339 - Published: 3/23/2005
Happy 4th of July Dominaria! reviews
Like the last big holiday, the 4to of July has setteled over dominaria. Read about how a plethora of characters celebrate the holiday, and the hilarity that ensures. R&R
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2004
COPS: Vice City reviews
COPS in Vice City. Everythig they cant say or do. 4 of a few up. Please R&R
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003
Dragons Of Magic V20 reviews
Dragons of Magic redone. Less errors and guaranteed to be funnier than the origionals. FINAL CHAPTER UP! Please R&R Please
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003
Merry Christmas Dominaria reviews
Christmas, celebrated MAGIC style. Enjoy. Please R&R
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/10/2003
Trouble With Triads reviews
A story about the ongoing war between Mafia and Triads. Chapter 3 now up. PLease R&R
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003
Ecco's Revenge reviews
ecco exacts his revenge on Jose because of a fic.... made for you who commented on it... hope you like it...
Ecco the Dolphin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003
Hamster Huey And The Gooey KAblooie:Final Chapter reviews
The final Chapter of Hamster Huey read to calvin. The cause of the question 'I wonder if the townsfolk will ever find his head...' R&R
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2003
Pained Vision
A short story about a wounded blind prophet, told only as Metallica can. Fic based on enter Sandman. Please, R&R.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Published: 8/3/2003
Showdown At Ft Baxter Air Base reviews
A normal day at Fort BAxter Airbase. Filled with lots of shooting and blood, even wiseguy Tommy Vercetti makes an appearance... PLease R&R
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/25/2003
Leon The Lemming reviews
Leon teh Lemming gets assigned a job. Does it all go well for him? There was no better category to put this under... R&R please...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2003
Ecco The Dolphin: Final Memories reviews
Echo's final realizations on life. Not for the weak minded. R&R!
Ecco the Dolphin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2003
Star Fox: A Time Before reviews
The Squad relives their time before and during the training. humiliation awaits. Falco, Slippy and now FOX covered. LAnguage and suggestive themes. R&R! Seriously? Is someone STILL friggin' READING this trash!
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 12/10/2002
PONG: The Split reviews
Bat One gets fed up with PONG. Read and find out what becomes of him. Please, R&R
Pong - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2002
I'm A Yetti Doodle Dandy reviews
The final chapter to A Tale Of Two Yetties. A down and dirty story of a yetti's mind. PLEASE, R&R.
SkiFree - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2002