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Joined 06-24-11, id: 3017981, Profile Updated: 06-26-14
Author has written 13 stories for Pellinor, Ranger's Apprentice, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Rise of the Guardians.

New Year's Resolution

  • By the end of 2014, any/all stories that I created before the beginning of this year, will be completed -- excluding the continuous collections of one-shots.

  • I, Kangarooney, do solemnly swear, to review all fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age or anything else.


    Upon browsing my favorites after my newest additon, I've come to notice a recurring theme in them all, aside from the odd humorous fic: darkness.

    I mean, seriously, in each one of them, something happens, happened, will happen, FRAG IT even in my own stories and non-fiction poems. Wonder what the reason is.

    Although, if any of you are into Merlin

    I would honestly suggest reading my newest fave: Always by TruffleHead. It's depressing, it's dark, and it honestly makes you want to tear your spleen out and burn it in front of yours eyes, because that pain would be less than the pain the story invokes.

    I guess I'm not making it sound too inviting, am I? Oh, and it's Merdred, and just like TruffleHead says "Why read Merdred fanfiction when you can boil yourself alive?" I dunno Truffle, guess I just enjoy torturing myself.

    Seriously though, check it out. It'll really call to your inner Edgar Allan Poe.

    Edit: Reading depressing fanfiction at 5:40am is a really bad idea, don't read this until you're fully awake and haven't spent the entire night getting drunk off orange soda - omg, this could be a sugar crash... I've never had one before... anyway, don't do it, the above post is really morbid sounding. Slag that, it sounds like Hemingway shoving a rifle to his head and pulling the trigger...

    .--""Girls-- --
    --are like apples--
    --on trees. The best ones--
    --are at the top of the tree.--
    --The boys don't want to reach--
    --for the good ones because they--
    -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
    -Instead, they get the rotten apples-
    from the ground that aren't as good,
    but easy. So the apples up top think
    something wrong w/ them when in
    -reality they're amazing. They just--
    --have to wait for the right boy to
    -- come along, the one who's-
    -- brave enough to--
    --climb all--
    --the way--
    --to the top--
    --of the tree.

    God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe; He is loving and amazingly forgiving; (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

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    TF:A Reprogramming by Deathcomes4u reviews
    They never really saw Bumblebee's inability to cause real damage as a bad thing. Until none of them were there to save the over-brave but defenceless little mech from a fate too horrible to imagine. Torture, rape, Bee/Shockwave, eventual BeexProwl.V DARK!
    Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 309,657 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bumblebee, Prowl
    Beauty Within by StSE reviews
    G1: Torture/Romance. After being captured and left for dead; Bumblebee falls in love with the most grotesque of mechs. The OC is not an OC in the end! Rewrite with more angst and depth - and the coinciding story line of those left behind.
    Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,340 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bumblebee, Ironhide
    Frozen Heart by Kasai-Kama reviews
    An Elizabethan/Shakespearean sonnet I had to write for school that ended up being about Jack There's no ship, but it is romantic in a
    Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
    Phenomenon by Chronsse reviews
    TFA: Years after the end of the War the old Autobot Earth group reunite as Perceptor and Wheeljack prepare an attempt to revive an old friend. And a certain bot who vanished after their arrival on Cybertron decides to show himself again, having changed...
    Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,108 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Bumblebee
    Yellow Sun, Grey Sky by Killjou reviews
    Due to a careless prank on Blitzwing's part Bumblebee finds himself trapped in Megatron's clutches, much to the poor Decepticon lord's own surprise and disbelief.
    Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,194 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bumblebee, Megatron
    Starscream's the one and only by NovaBlastTF reviews
    "Think that someone else would make a superior second in command then me huh? I'll show them!." Anyone would be better Starscream? He's gonna prove them wrong Autobot style. Edited by Fliara48
    Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Starscream - Complete
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    Dead or Alive? reviews
    The battle in Skandia is won. With heavy hearts Halt, Cassandra, and Horace head home. Will is 'dead'. What now? And then a young boy is found in a village in a country never heard of. Who is this boy? Where has he come from?
    Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,806 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Will
    Bumblebee reviews
    Previously called "Short stories". This revolves around Bumblebee. A collection of drabbles about Bumblebee. Info differs according to each chapter and each chapter will be introduced as thus.
    Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Bumblebee
    A Problem reviews
    What if Maerad hadn't been able to change back from wolf-form when she'd reunited with Cadvan?
    Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,969 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Maered, Cadvan
    Impact :: Aftermath reviews
    Starscream joined the Decepticons for one single purpose, destroy Megatron. The Aftermath has been posted at long last. My belated Christmas gift.
    Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
    From Before Time reviews
    The meddlesome moon ruins everything; since before the beginning of Time to now. The Man has a knack for chaos and causing the gullible to believe him as just. He is gleeful in the results; thus causing him to continue his torment of the spirits from before Time began.
    Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Jack Frost, Man in the Moon
    Once in A While: Ficlets Galore! reviews
    Once in awhile we'll glance at that long list of characters(in the search thingy) we've never heard of before and wonder who they are or what 'verse they're from. Well I have taken on a self-given challenge of allowing everyone of those aforementioned characters the pleasure of having at least ONE ficlet attributed to them. Enjoy.
    Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013
    Darkness Becomes Light? reviews
    "All he'd ever known... was darkness, pain and fear... terror."
    Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011
    Letters reviews
    Letters written to the Fanfiction writers and readers. Read on... Please review. I would appreciate it. New letter has been added. The fourth one. By the way, there are extreme spoilers for ALL the books in letter four. Just thought I'd mention that.
    Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Will, Horace
    Starscream reviews
    This revolves around Starscream. A collection of drabbles about Starscream. Info differs according to each chapter and each chapter will be introduced as thus.
    Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Starscream
    Past, Present, and Future reviews
    Some strange Decepticon warship arrives on earth. What does it have to do with Bumblebee? Where is it from? Slight Bee/OC, possible Bee/? in later chapters. Rated T cause I'm paranoid. Criticism is welcome. Set in the Animated verse. Chapter 6 is up.
    Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,605 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bumblebee
    The Blade reviews
    A dark tale of a blade and how it has always haunted a certain bot. Can't tell you much else, or I'll give the story away. If you don't like violence, depression, or lots of spilled energon, I suggest you stay away. Rated T for obvious reasons.
    Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Complete
    A Different Beginning reviews
    A different beginning to Willer's life, how he met Halt, etc... Enjoy. T because of 'suggestive' bits.
    Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Will - Complete
    Fate reviews
    It was an accident. Not intended. Just a matter of fate. Just fate... T because of a single, major wound. Warning: Character death.
    Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Will, Halt - Complete
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