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Author has written 5 stories for Beetlejuice, and Bleach.

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Life isn't all black and white. people are not all good or bad.There Are Shades Of Grey. Dr. Draken.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein

"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." -Dr. Seuss

''Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should warn you, you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past. Aliens from the future. The day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: The trip of a lifetime!'' - 9 doctor.

Alfred pennyworth; Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

revenge of the nerds; While Crane was raging in the back of a police car, the Great White Shark was trying to understand whoever or whatever was filling his phone with noise. It sounded like Ozzy Osbourne attempting to talk through a mouthful of dry mashed potatoes while someone tortured Nicholas Cage with bees in the background. And it was annoying as shit.

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity!" -Edgar Allan Poe


It has been literal years since ive done somthing other then read here... i have no life... :)

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Escape by Singularoddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 171,042 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 6h - Published: 4/26 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M.
Little Rebellions by Dragon Elexus reviews
Not all Pearls have the chance to run off to another planet and take up arms. Not all fights are grand and romantic. These are the little rebellions- little, but just as defiant.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 29,259 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 2/8 - Pearl
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 185,354 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 4/23 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
The Day The Dursleys Came To Hogwarts by ordinaryguy2 reviews
It's the day of the First Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, and the last people that Harry ever expected to be there to see him before he was to face the dragon was the Dursleys, or even the other revelations that would be revealed. H/Hr. Some Draco bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 187,640 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Petunia D.
A Different Professor by AsphodelWolf15 reviews
"Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever." Ginny has been taken to the Chamber of Secrets and Harry may know where that is. How would things have turned out if he had gone to a Different Professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,523 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 5/16 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Finding Her Own way by CrystalDinnerGuest reviews
As Peridot adjusts to life on Earth everybody better keep a safe distance away
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,731 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 3/10 - Peridot - Complete
Beddings by CarmineDuvale reviews
They sleep good, she writes. Short chapters. Gin'n'Tonic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Chalk Outline by the-great-snape-debate reviews
Snape has the opportunity to go back in time and fix the mistakes he made. The question is, will he make the right decisions this time around?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 172,521 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 5/15/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Stop Singing by Artdirector123 reviews
A little idea I've been meaning to write based off an AU called historical jasper where Jasper was left behind after the war and has been wandering the earth trying to avoid the crystal gems, and slowly coming to enjoy humanity.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,426 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Jasper
The Ribboned-Witch by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"Why would I want your…fumblings?" There was a thread of steel in Granger's voice as she played along with Severus' game. "When I could have *his* expertise?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,803 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Severus S., Hermione G.
So Much To Learn by AdhesivePrincess reviews
Elizabeth experiences how difficult being a pirate really is. Harsh reality, incredible adventures and subtle magic combine to give her quite an education. And Elizabeth is not the only one with much to learn. AU, whelp-free, J/E.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 110 - Words: 256,309 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Red and Green Should Never Be Seen by prettyinpunk66 reviews
Olivia has fancied the elusive and greasy Severus Snape for ages now, but he never seems to notice her. Well this year she's determined to change all that, whether he likes it or not. Just one small problem, she shares a dorm with the fiery tempered Lily Evans and is friends with Sirius Black. Two people, out of many, who hate the Slytherin she so desperately wants to be get with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 132,430 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Severus S., OC
Hate (& Other Aphrodisiacs) by darkwing7174 reviews
Orihime arrives at Hueco Mundo, and her spirit remains unbroken and strong. Grimmjow takes it upon himself to fix that. /GrimmHime/
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J.
Empty by Fullmetal Catastrophe reviews
Orihime can't help but wonder, is Ulquiorra truly just a monster? One-shot, slight UlquiHime
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Tetch's Misadventures in Arkham by Moonphase reviews
Starting from when Jervis Tetch first arrived in Arkham after kidnapping Alice Pleasance, this story chronicles how Jervis developed from a man who had a breakdown to an insane psychopath... On Hiautus for now!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,336 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow
Bloodlust by Darksknight reviews
There are no victors in war, only survivors.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,721 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Ulquiorra, Orihime I.] [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] - Complete
The Last Kidnapping by joanhello reviews
AU: The Master of All Villainy and his henchfish get a message from a group of fellow survivors of the destruction of their homeworld, inviting them to leave Earth and join a colony. But can Megamind just leave Roxanne behind? And what about their fellow alien, Metro Man? Warnings: sexytimes, nudity, cuss words.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,273 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Metro Man, Minion
Paper Flowers by Darksknight reviews
I folded paper flowers for him, even if he doesn't have a grave. (Ulquihime, mentions of IchiRuki.)
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Revenge of the Nerds by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,955 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
My Universe by nerdsandlairs reviews
Megamind is faced with a fact that he can't allow. ONE SHOT FOR NOW, Rated T for character death, and minor adult themes.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2014
What Defines Us by Lazy.Admiral reviews
Of course the Scotts knew their little boys were... different. One of them was blue, for Pete's sake.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
Shaken Ground by Miss-Riah reviews
He could only describe it like being hit by an earth disk during a probending match: A little painful, dizzying, and maybe just a little invigorating.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Bolin, Eska - Complete
fairytales by RubySmiley reviews
There are no such thing as dragons. [UlquiHime]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11699 - Favs: 9,723 - Follows: 6,628 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Honeymoon From Heck by Gnom DePlume reviews
Movieverse AU - A butterfly flapped its wings, the fates aligned, and they went down the wrong leg of the trousers of time: Lydia says, "I do," but what happens next?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,170 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Truth and Beauty by Mr. Gregor Samsa reviews
After years of therapy Lydia Deetz was finally made to forget her disruptive "imaginary friend" and move on with life. Now the 25-year-old nihilist dares to remember what she was told to forget. She dares to call his name. Mixture of movie & cartoon.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice
Prize of Victory by Nova Alexandria reviews
The war was over. Aizen has won. Now the Victors have earned the right to Claim those that have survived. What started as bait for one's brother and a deal to protect one's sister unexpectedly became something more. Karin/Grimmjow
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 443,762 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - [Karin K., Grimmjow J.] Orihime I., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
30 days by the-shiny-girl reviews
Snape and Hermione are captured. Observe their relationship in 30 days as they are locked together in a dungeon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,671 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dal Niente by Ellie13x reviews
When D.G. Cohen moved from Gotham to Georgia, she expected her senior year to be boring. She never expected to be in a battle with the popular crowd and find her only solace in a quiet boy obsessed with fear. Part one of a series. Crane/OC. Now complete.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,834 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
Almost by BetteNoire reviews
Bat of the Dungeons, Professor Severus Snape is assigned to watch Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger for the summer holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 154,093 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Question with a Million Answers by InTheNameOfSanity reviews
Late one night Grim asks Mandy a question he's been wondering for quite a long time. It was then Grim was reminded that Mandy was only, in fact, a thirteen year old girl, not a dark, hideous demon in disguise, like he often thought. Oneshot.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Mandy, Grim - Complete
Unlikely pair by Checkmate 24601 reviews
"We have one thing in common." "And wat would that be, Sunshine?"
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Homophobia by Elerick reviews
Not long after a joint escape attempt, the police are hot on the tails of Scarecrow and the Riddler. Unfortunately for the Riddler, the Doctor has a unique idea on how to keep hidden. Short bit of slash
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Walking the Line by hairballl26 reviews
Harry didn't think life at Privet Dr could get any worse, until Snape showed up, half dead and bleeding on the Dursleys' new floor. Starts summer after OoTP, keeps everyone in char, follows canon, or what it could have been with a summer like this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,044 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
The End by Wise-One-of-Gotham reviews
When all else has abandoned you, Death is still here.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Phaeton by sakana3 reviews
A little lie goes a long way. He was the liar, never suspected their prisoner of attempting anything of the like.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Orihime I.
Dreams of Yesterday by wbss21 reviews
Slight rewrite of end of chapter 21 guys. Check it out. Beginning directly where we left him in "The Dark Knight", the Joker's journey through Gotham's legal system, and eventually Arkham Asylum, where supposedly they give as good as he does.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,002 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Joker, J. Crane
Fire and Steel by wbss21 reviews
He's a boy, only a boy. But sometimes one wonders- are monsters made, or are they born. And are those we call monsters monsters at all, or just something different from what the rest of us are?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Joker
monochrome hearts don't bleed by An Author's Pen reviews
If his heart was blackblackblack as ink why did he scream and clutch his chest in pain? If her 'saviors' heart was whitewhitewhite as pure justice why did he come out with blood drip-dripping? ― GinnyTom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Do You Play? by Esperata reviews
My first venture into Batman fanfics, featuring two of my favourite villains - Scarecrow and the Mad Hatter. As the King said 'Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end'.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,705 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
Laughing At Guilded Butterflies by Erosu reviews
Bored and discontent Gin wanders the halls of Las Noches and comes across an opportunity to help Orihime that is unwilling to give her virginity to Aizen. Accepting her request he soon realizes she has secrets that changes his perception.GIN'S POV. MATURE
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Orihime I.
Missing On Purpose by xoLuvidicusox reviews
James pushes Severus a little far in Potions class one day. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Agony by wbss21 reviews
Note:I've rewritten Chap. 3 & made it longer The Joker's been badly brutilized and Batman's the first to come upon him. But what will The Dark Knight do and how will he react to finding his greatest and most dangerous foe in such a compromised positi
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,682 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Nerd by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Sex, drugs and Rock'N'Roll by Ratwoman01 reviews
Dumbledore wants each house to stage "something Muggleish" at the end of the year. Will the Slytherins suceed in staging "something Muggleish" and still make a point of what they are?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Severus S., James P.
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Broken Heroes reviews
set 100 years after the winter war. a new set of heroes aline themselves with the espada to defeat a new evil. (the espada are not dead) will they be able to defeat the evil Obuni?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Espada, OC, Ulquiorra, Nnoitra G.
Broken Heroes lost chapters Jut another meeting
another charecter chapter. that didnt make the cut... OC charecter/ noitorra.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Complete
in wich lydia says I do reviews
This is basically a what if story. What if she had said yes, and kept her promise to him. / i do not own beetlejuice./
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Broken Heroes the lost chapters nisan
This is a short story that I wrote while collaborating with a friend on our story, Broken Heroes. Basically the tidbits that got cut from the main story but are still very good parts. This one is told by one of the six main characters; nisan. It covers her first night as a prisoner in hueco mundo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Complete
Beetlejuice reviews
the storie of beetle juice, retold by our own lydia deets.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice