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Joined 06-24-11, id: 3018569, Profile Updated: 08-03-13
Author has written 5 stories for Beetlejuice, and Bleach.

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Life isn't all black and white. people are not all good or bad.There Are Shades Of Grey. Dr. Draken.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein

"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." -Dr. Seuss

''Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should warn you, you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past. Aliens from the future. The day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: The trip of a lifetime!'' - 9 doctor.

Alfred pennyworth; Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

revenge of the nerds; While Crane was raging in the back of a police car, the Great White Shark was trying to understand whoever or whatever was filling his phone with noise. It sounded like Ozzy Osbourne attempting to talk through a mouthful of dry mashed potatoes while someone tortured Nicholas Cage with bees in the background. And it was annoying as shit.

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity!" -Edgar Allan Poe

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Revenge of the Nerds by Night Monkey reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,313 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,788 - Reviews: 10757 - Favs: 7,071 - Follows: 6,220 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Honeymoon From Heck by Gnom DePlume reviews
Movieverse AU - A butterfly flapped its wings, the fates aligned, and they went down the wrong leg of the trousers of time: Lydia says, "I do," but what happens next?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,170 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Tetch's Misadventures in Arkham by Moonphase reviews
Starting from when Jervis Tetch first arrived in Arkham after kidnapping Alice Pleasance, this story chronicles how Jervis developed from a man who had a breakdown to an insane psychopath... On Hiautus for now!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,365 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Red and Green Should Never Be Seen by prettyinpunk66 reviews
I know it is wrong, very wrong in fact, but I just cannot help it. He is just too...oh idk! Sexy? Greasy? Charming? Sigh, I am soo gonna get shunned from Gryfindor for this, but at least it's my last year right? It's good to go out with a bang! SS/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 128,950 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Severus S., OC
Truth and Beauty by Mr. Gregor Samsa reviews
After years of therapy Lydia Deetz was finally made to forget her disruptive "imaginary friend" and move on with life. Now the 25-year-old nihilist dares to remember what she was told to forget. She dares to call his name. Mixture of movie & cartoon.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice
Dal Niente by Ellie13x reviews
When D.G. Cohen moved from Gotham to Georgia, she expected her senior year to be boring. She never expected to be in a battle with the popular crowd and find her only solace in a quiet boy obsessed with fear. Part one of a series. Crane/OC. Now complete.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,834 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
Almost by BetteNoire reviews
Bat of the Dungeons, Professor Severus Snape is assigned to watch Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger for the summer holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 154,093 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Homophobia by Elerick reviews
Not long after a joint escape attempt, the police are hot on the tails of Scarecrow and the Riddler. Unfortunately for the Riddler, the Doctor has a unique idea on how to keep hidden. Short bit of slash
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Walking the Line by hairballl26 reviews
Harry didn't think life at Privet Dr could get any worse, until Snape showed up, half dead and bleeding on the Dursleys' new floor. Starts summer after OoTP, keeps everyone in char, follows canon, or what it could have been with a summer like this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,044 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
The End by Wise-One-of-Gotham reviews
When all else has abandoned you, Death is still here.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Sometimes by iszatright reviews
JxHQ: He hated how soft her hands were. M for sexual references.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Dreams of Yesterday by wbss21 reviews
Slight rewrite of end of chapter 21 guys. Check it out. Beginning directly where we left him in "The Dark Knight", the Joker's journey through Gotham's legal system, and eventually Arkham Asylum, where supposedly they give as good as he does.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,002 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Joker, J. Crane
Never Much to Do by iszatright reviews
"It was seldom that Harley interacted with male guards anymore. Apparently the Joker didn't like sharing what belonged to him." A look at how the Joker passes the time during a stay in Arkham Asylum.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Snape Loses It by Padfoot's Blondie reviews
When Harry accidentally casts a personality-altering spell on Snape, everything goes completely insane. And not in a good way. T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
monochrome hearts don't bleed by An Author's Pen reviews
If his heart was blackblackblack as ink why did he scream and clutch his chest in pain? If her 'saviors' heart was whitewhitewhite as pure justice why did he come out with blood drip-dripping? ― GinnyTom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Do You Play? by Esperata reviews
My first venture into Batman fanfics, featuring two of my favourite villains - Scarecrow and the Mad Hatter. As the King said 'Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end'.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,705 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
Missing On Purpose by xoLuvidicusox reviews
James pushes Severus a little far in Potions class one day. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Agony by wbss21 reviews
Note:I've rewritten Chap. 3 & made it longer The Joker's been badly brutilized and Batman's the first to come upon him. But what will The Dark Knight do and how will he react to finding his greatest and most dangerous foe in such a compromised positi
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,682 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Nerd by Night Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Arkham Ate My Brain by Twinings reviews
There are certain things you come to expect in Gotham. This, however, is not one of them.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,307 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Sex, drugs and Rock'N'Roll by Ratwoman01 reviews
Dumbledore wants each house to stage "something Muggleish" at the end of the year. Will the Slytherins suceed in staging "something Muggleish" and still make a point of what they are?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Severus S., James P.
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Broken Heroes reviews
set 100 years after the winter war. a new set of heroes aline themselves with the espada to defeat a new evil. (the espada are not dead) will they be able to defeat the evil Obuni?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13 - Espada, OC, Ulquiorra, Nnoitra G.
Broken Heroes lost chapters Jut another meeting
another charecter chapter. that didnt make the cut... OC charecter/ noitorra.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Published: 2/6 - Complete
in wich lydia says I do reviews
This is basically a what if story. What if she had said yes, and kept her promise to him. / i do not own beetlejuice./
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Broken Heroes the lost chapters nisan
This is a short story that I wrote while collaborating with a friend on our story, Broken Heroes. Basically the tidbits that got cut from the main story but are still very good parts. This one is told by one of the six main characters; nisan. It covers her first night as a prisoner in hueco mundo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Complete
Beetlejuice reviews
the storie of beetle juice, retold by our own lydia deets.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice