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Author has written 7 stories for Vampire Academy, Twilight, and Misc. Books.

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Favorite books: The Vampire Academy series, The Twilight Saga, The Christy Miller series, The Geek Girls Guide to Cheerleading: a novel

Bio: I don't care what people think of me because I know that they can't change who I am. And my life revolves around my friends, family, schooling, cheerleading and writing.

Guess what? I can now update through my phone! So expect faster updates!!

Follow me on Twitter @Magic_Pony14. Just tweet me saying that you're a fan of my fanfiction stories and I'll gladly follow you back.

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GOT A NEW LAPTOP! PLANNING A LOT OF UPDATING!!!!!

Link to my Vampire Academy trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBrTjEo8vQk&feature=plcp

Link to my Facebook FanPage: http://www.facebook.com/StephyMonkeyFanfictionStories#

Link to my forum here on Fanfiction if any of you are interested: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/What-do-you-think-of-the-Vampire-Academy-books/127402/


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This or That?

Vampire Academy or Frostbite?

Vampire Academy

Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?

Shadow Kiss

Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?

Shadow Kiss

Are you more excited about Blood Promise or Spirit Bond?

Blood Promise

Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?

Dimitri


Who do you like more:

Rose or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Rose or Adrian?

Rose

Rose or Lissa?

Rose

Lissa or Adrian?

Lissa

Rose or Mia?

Rose

Christian or Lissa?

Christian

Christian or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Kirova or Alberta?

Alberta

Adrian or Christian?

Christian

Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?

Janine Hathaway

Lissa or Mia?

Lissa

Eddie or Mason?

Mason

Anna or Vladimir?

Anna

Adrian or Mason?

Mason

Eddie or Christian?

Eddie

Eddie or Adrian?

Eddie

Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi or Victor?

Victor

Moroi or Dhampir?

Dhampir

Dimitri or Adrian?

Dimitri


You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Dimika and Rose
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires
You say you're creepy,
I say I know! :)

My prince doesn't wear shiny armour.
My prince doesn't sparkle either.
My prince is death in a cowboy duster. ;)

You say Pink
I say Black
You say Hollister
I say Hot Topic
You say Jonas Brothers
I say Fall Out Boy
You say prep
I say me myself and i
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Evanesence
You say Superman
I say Jacob Black

You say I'm a freak
I say Thanks.

Boys are like slinkys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.


Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.

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Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.

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Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are


New prolouge to "New Witchcraft":

They say that witches aren’t real. That they don’t exist, or are just a superstition. At first, that’s what I believed as well…but now, I’m not so sure.

Some live among us; going to normal colleges or working at a regular job – trying to integrate with society. But, you know, no one ever said that being a teenager at a normal high school was easy.


How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:
[X] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[X] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
] Other - $15

Total so far: $175

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[X] Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $175

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $275

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[X] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $375

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[X] No - $600

Total so far: $975

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[X] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1000

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50
[X] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1450

Favorite Colors (multiple):
[ ] Green - $750
[X] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[X] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[X] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $2375

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[X] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750

Final Total: $3375

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Rumor Has It by emiz.12 reviews
There's new gossip at St. Vladimir's. And Rose and Dimitri happen to be the center of it all.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,282 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Adrian I., Viktoria B. - Complete
Truth or Dare Vampire Academy style' by WIERD101 reviews
Okay this was different but couldn't make any more chapters so it's going back to the original plan. Okay the gang is playing truth or dare. Someone MAY die and someone MAY get expelled! HEHEHE! I'm evil I know! Please read it'll be worth while...I think
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010
Taking Steps by LynMcCallum reviews
All Human! Sort of Vampire Academy and sort of not. They're making a film of the series and they've found an actor of every character. Every character but one. Rosemarie Hathaway... RxR .
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 267,400 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010
Shadow demon on vacation by VAlover21 reviews
Dimitri, Rose, Lissa, Christian, and Adrian go to an island for a few weeks. What will happen? Some things that they thought didn't exist, actually do. Rose is also keeping something secret. Will she tell or will it unfold on its own? VAMPIRE/HUMAN.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,774 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
A Story Retold by bluejay96343 reviews
Based on the first book; this is a rewrite of the scene where Archer Cross told Sophie Mercer her father was the head of the Council. What if she hadn't run off after he told her? Would he have comforted her? Would she have let him?
Hex Hall - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sophie M., Archer C. - Complete
The Hecate Hall Diaries by Mixigana reviews
A collection of diary entries written by various characters. Pure crack. Full warning inside. Better than summary. First Hex Hall story!
Hex Hall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2012
Booty Call by Seylin reviews
Drabble. Jacob makes a very confusing phone call. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
I Kissed AlecVolturi by xXrocker4everXx reviews
Spoof of the song I Kissed A girl by Katy Perry. You can change the person but it works best if the person is in the gaurd.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Alec - Complete
The Volturi baby sit Renesmee by EverLastingXLove reviews
Bella and Edward are in Italy and need a baby sitter there only option is to let Aro, Marcus, and Caius watch Renesmee. I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Aro - Complete
Obsession by Rose of Dark Life reviews
Archer and his feelings. Only read the first book so far. Sorry if I messed up some facts.
Hex Hall - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Archer C. - Complete
Drunkmitri by Kitsuhime reviews
After Rose and Dimitri's marriage, Dimitri has a little too much vodka. READ AND REVIEW! Rated T because I'm not sure. Was originally a one-shot, decided to continue it. I update every 20 reviews. So review. :D
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Facebook by Seylin reviews
Drabble. Seth joins Facebook. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Seth, Jasper - Complete
Crazy Fight by Aigel Luna Faye Potter-Black reviews
Bella and Rose are pregnant...But when they tell Edward and Dimitri...A fight comes between the two guys... Read what happens to them and why?... first fanfic please be nice...twilight and vampire academy crossover
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Bella, Rose H. - Complete
Facebook Chat by Mrs Whitlock Hale xxx reviews
SUMMARY: Alice and Rosalie while chatting on facebook. Written like a screenplay. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Rosalie, Seth - Complete
Caught by ana1210 reviews
What will happen when Dimitri kisses Rose
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
iCarly IMs by ZeenoMCR reviews
The iCarly gang IMs! Originally a one-shot, now a multi-shot. (This is an old story, back when I thought Creddie was cool. Sorry.)
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Carly S. - Complete
Kiss or Kill? by nattycullen reviews
It wasn't their fault that they fell in love or that their personalities clashed so much. They did enjoy their arguments though. Cupid would not be proud. Alec/Renesmee characterization failed experiment.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Vampire Academy MSN by TRaPt oNlY ThRouGh tHe PaIN reviews
Find out what happens when the members of Vampire Academy decide to IM eachother and Adrian and Christian have something interesting to share. Side yaoi. That means boyxboy. Nothing explicit. Flames will be laughed at. T for language and adult themes.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Adrian I., Christian O.
Time for a Change by NaraTemariS2 reviews
One shot RenataxAlec
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Alec, Renata - Complete
Vampire Academy Instant Messenger by Dimitri4ever reviews
What if the Gang from Vampire Academy all got IM? Mason is here too and what can't we do without Dimitri another random fan fiction
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
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Alternate Ending to Frostbite reviews
What if Mason wasn't killed in Spokane. What if the guardians had come in time to save them both. This is what I think would happen if they had.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,282 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Mason A., Rose H.
Rose loses her memory reviews
This story is about how Rose loses her memory and her journey through getting it back. Takes place about a month after Shadow Kiss takes place. Disclaimer: Vampire Academy belongs to Richelle Mead, I own nothing but the plot and my original made-up characters.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 26,352 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Jane Volturi's Diary reviews
Jane Volturi's daily life. Characters belong to Stephenie Meyer. *Hardly gonna be updated, but I will update; I'm not going to leave you all hanging*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Jane
In or Out Diaries
The characters from the "In or Out" book series write diary entries. Disclaimer: All things "In or Out" belong to Claudia Gabel.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 9/21/2013
Ways to Piss Off Rose reviews
This is a one-shot on ways you could piss off Rose. Now a multi-shot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Rose H. - Complete
Ways to Piss Off Dimitri reviews
This is a companion shot to "ways to piss off Rose"
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Dimitri B. - Complete
Are you addicted to Vampire Academy? reviews
If you are 4 or more of these, then you are addicted to Vampire Academy.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
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