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Author has written 20 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Immortals, Tamora Pierce, Protector of the Small Quartet, Song of the Lioness, Mythology, and Twilight.
Hi, Rose here! If you took the time to visit my profile, you might as well read my stories and COMMENT please! I'll be honest here, writing is my life. I'm a VERY big mix of things. I love math, reading, and writing. On my good days I try my very hardest to be the best person I can. On my worst days, I'm like a ticking bomb of anger. I have been bullied, though that's over, and I do have a stammer, which I am STILL trying to get rid of permanently. My looks have been made fun of, but I like to think that I look just a little less than average, nothing special.
Who Am I?: I live somewhere in the southern USA. I enjoy writing and reading, and am currently 11, approaching twelve. My life isn't exactly wildflowers and rainbows, sadly. My writing began as an emotional outlet of sorts, then spiraled into something more. My parents are very strict, and do not approve of me writing, and think that I should instead pursue science and math more. I love my brother, though at times it feels like I'm living in his shadow.
Name: Not telling, but feel free to call me Rose. Or RLF. Or Rose Florintine. Doesn't really matter :)
Age: FINALLY TWELVE! TAKE THAT!
Fav. Color: Blue. The shade changes with my mood, so I can't pin it down.
Personality: I'm a blunt one. I try to keep my opinions to myself, but if you ask me for my HONEST opinion, I will give you exactly what I think. Don't take it personally, it's simply how I'm made.
Hair color: Black. Pitch black.
Eye color: Brown.
Hobbies: Reading, writing, just plain old imagining.
Pet Peeves: When writers try too hard. It just drives me nuts when a person tries to make him or herself sound deeper and more soulful by adding on a ten-word rambling phrase with long words I can only imagine the meaning of. Sometimes, trying too hard just irritates the audience. Instead of tacking on long words, actually say what you mean and get on with it. That's usually the best approach. (Sorry if I ramble or seem too harsh, but this annoys me to death...)
Email: firstname.lastname@example.org. You can email me at this with any story suggestions or comments on my stories.
Favorite books (ones in bold are particular favs) : Mistborn trilogy, Immortals by Tamora Pierce, Abhorsen Series, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson series, Song of the Lioness, Trickster Series, Protector of the Small, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Stormlight Archives, Riyria Revelations, Kingkiller Chronicles, Dragon Slippers Trilogy, Codex Alera, Alloy of Law Trilogy. As you can see, I have lot's of favorites. Those are just my very VERY favorites. I have tons.
Favorite author ever: As much as I adore Tammy Pierce, I have to sat that my favorite author is BRANDON SANDERSON!!! No, really, you should go read his books. He's an absolute master at world-building. *sighs enviously*
Sacrifice: My most awful work. Just sayin.
The Florintines; Demigod Style: Adopted by The Fabulous Killjoy!
Wild Girl: Gingerroot15 has been kind enough to adopt this, and I fully suggest you go and read it!
Abandoned: My very first song fic. I don't think it turned out all that bad.
Love: Yay, one of my most successful stories so far, so sad that it's over...
In Progress (May. 2012):
Princess Among Thieves: Not sure when I'll update again on this. This is one of those stories that just has to wait until inspiration strikes. If you review and give me ideas, I WILL try.
Insanity: A new project. It's my way to get myself started writing things again. I really think it's not too bad, so I would really appreciate it if you read it.
Ghost: A very mysterious sort of story. It's about Numair, who is a newspaper journalist, living in an old house in Italy. Unfortunately, some things happen, and he begins to realize that this house is far from ordinary...
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Lunamione7, Sunshine0235, I-Wish-For-Wings, maximumcullenxxx, gypsyprincess94, Cluainn Fhada, Hannah Brandon 1234321, Lythia Harpen, NotSorry AKA Julia, percabeth-fan-4-ever, roseflorintine
The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs.
The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night.
The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
There's more to people than you think. Repost this if you are against bullying.
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Numair/Kalasin? Somebody rescue my eyes...
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Um... I'm a girl... but according to many men Thayet IS hot...
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'm fairly sure George is indeed MALE. But if it was the other way around, Alanna would kill Ouna, and then kill George.
4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Duh. Beka is like the BEST female character ever! Right behind Daine of course.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
OMG, that actually made SENSE. Of course, they're only my favorite couple of all time.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Jon/Beka or Jon/Rosto? I think this is a no brainer, considering that one of the choices has two men. Jon/Beka.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
She'd walk in, see it, rub her eyes, then start screaming at Numair for feeding his wife a emotion muddling potion.
8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Erm... no. Now, excuse me while I go bleach my brain.
9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
A Child in Heaven.
10) Does anyone in your friends list consider Three hot?
Um... no. I have no male friends on fanfiction.net, and none of my female friends would say Kel is 'hot'.
11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
One of them. She's not half bad either.
12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Daine/Thayet/Jon? I think I need more bleach...
13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Uh... Please Don't Take My Sunshine Away? I just think of him as a country guy.
14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Neal/Numair/Ouna? WARNING: Contains Neal getting almost trampled by a horse and cross dressing.
15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About a month ago...
16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Neal and Alanna are in a happy relationship until Alanna dumps Neal for Beka. Neal, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Kalasin, has an unhappy breakup with Ouna, then follows the wise advice of Jon and finds true love with Kel. Wow, so many things are wrong with that. Alanna is Neal's trainer for one. Secondly, Neal is like two times Kalasin's age, and Ouna is probrably twice his age. At least Jon wasn't insane and actually made it wrap up well.
17) What title would you give this fic?
Just Skip to the End Where Neal and Kel Get Married, K?
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die
Really Dumb Store labels:
On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: Keep out of children."(Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon. I feel SO special...)
WARNING: FROM HERE, IT'S BORING, POINTLESS STUFF... WAIT...IT WAS ALREADY BORING AND POINTLESS...SORRY!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
And finally... I HATE LABELS. Human's are individuals. No one has any right to categorize ANYONE into a category. People are more than what meet's the eye, and no one fits perfectly, so STOP TRYING.
Now, if you have made it to the bottom of this screen and read EVERYTHING, you are a true reader. Congratulations. Now, go read something useful, like my stories.
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