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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, Misc. Anime/Manga, Zombieland, and Bleach.

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I've been having some problems with my word processor, so don't expect too many continuations of my previous stories. I'll update them once they get working, but for now I'll just be writing new ones. Sorry.

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Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 681 - Words: 192,674 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/20/2010
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 190,220 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Ree Majors' Wonderful Journey by Digital Skitty reviews
Armed with nothing more than haphazard knowledge about the world around her, sheer determination, a tendency for horrible whims, and no sense of shame, Ree Majors is about to embark on a very wonderful journey. And by 'wonderful', we mean thoroughly not.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 264,536 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - OC
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,049 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 3,881 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 242,366 - Reviews: 4307 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 5,416 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 490,198 - Reviews: 4288 - Favs: 4,233 - Follows: 3,568 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K.
The Game of Champions by L. Lamora reviews
There are many trainers in the world; they exist in degrees, from dabbler to legend. But only one can be the very best - one man, one Champion. I am that one. I am that man. My name? Red.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,133 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Red, Blue/Green (unspecified)
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 227,199 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 11/18/2008
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 3,640 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/7/2012
Older, Wiser, Stronger by Sue-Drae reviews
After being sent back in time by one of Urahara's inventions, post-war Ichigo is forced to attend the Shinigami Academy... with Rukia's class. Continues on. Not a crack fic. IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,236 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.]
Break by Pureya reviews
When Voldemort’s return creates a problem for both worlds, Hitsugaya is sent to deal with the problem. Hitsugaya, now a first year student, must follow the fifth year Potter boy, find the dark lord and kill him before things get out of hand. HP X B
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,683 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - T. Hitsugaya
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,038 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 3,706 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Casey W reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 3,826 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 3,712 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
FateStay Night: Ultimate Master by Ten-Faced Paladin reviews
For centuries the Holy Grail War has operated in secret with no outside interferance, using the spirits of ancient heroes as Servants. Now a new definition of the word Hero enters the Grail War and will bring great change to everything. No Slash.
Crossover - Ben 10 & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 78,210 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Ben T., Shirō E.
Emotions can Kill by insinr8 reviews
and Naruto is ruthless enough to use them that way. As an empath like Mito Uzumaki, but without the dream of becoming Hokage, how will Konoha fare? Darker and edgier Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,112 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,793 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 4,327 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Something Scary by Plagius reviews
Young and alone Naruto is corrupted Kyuubi's evil influence, becoming the very monster that Minato died to seal away. With the power of the nine tails in his grasp, only one man can save Naruto from his inner demon, the legendary super pervert Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,295 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,689 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 3,071 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Living in the Moment by FirebirdXoX reviews
Second chances often come in the form of rebirth. Some consider it a blessing, others a curse, but I personally think its just an excuse for the legendaries to screw with you. Either way, I'm going to live in the moment. Rated M for a lot of cussing.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 201,214 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,809 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 4,813 - Follows: 5,187 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Find Me a White Knight Cloaked in Black by cywscross reviews
When the civilians need something made or fixed in a hurry, they all know to go to the green-eyed foreigner. So it stands to reason that, sooner or later, ninjas would come knocking as well. Insanity ensues – they're messing with a Marauder after all. But mostly, Hiei just wishes they would all leave him alone. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
Some Kind of Monster by InhumanNexus reviews
Ichigo thought becoming a Hollow was the worst thing that could happen to him. Not once had he considered that he would become the strongest Arrancar in existence. Feared by all, respected by most, and loved by one, Ichigo finds life not so bad after all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,346 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ichigo K., Loly
The Complicated Detour to Evolution by PolarPanther reviews
Killing Aizen had just risen in priority. Not only was Grimmjow far from Hueco Mundo in his old Adjuchas form, but he was stuck with three retarded brats who refused to leave him alone when he had better things to do.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,176 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Team Seven, Grimmjow J.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3538 - Favs: 8,872 - Follows: 8,494 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Hunter Killer by Rorek11 reviews
AU. What if Sandaime realized Naruto had potential to be the best after he beat Mizuki? Naruto is put into a genin team trained by an ANBU sensei to be the elite of Konoha, a Hunter Killer. Follow him in his adventures with Team Shadow! Adventure, romance, angst, humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,076 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Village Hidden in The Bloody Leaves by ShikaKit reviews
Konohagakure, Kirigakure. Naruto is raised by his father to be a weapon. Haku's genin team is led by a lazy, bandage-wearing sensei. Role-Reversal Super!Naruto Dark/Ruthless!Naruto Dark/Ruthless!Konoha Kind!Kiri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Harry Tepes by Shadewolf7 reviews
What if Harry was adopted by the infamous Count Vlad Tepes the Third? Slytherins, Vampires, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13822 - Favs: 6,522 - Follows: 4,943 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
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GroundZombie Day: The Movie reviews
Columbus' last thought as he slammed into the windscreen of the car and died, was that he really ought to have followed Rule #4 more closely. Well, maybe he'll get it right next time. No? Well, how about the time after that? Zombieland in the style of the Innortal Loops. Rating may change.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22 - Columbus
Plot Bunny Containment Breach reviews
Just a place for me to dump various story ideas and snippets. Various fandoms, all are up for adoption. If you do decide to adopt, please PM me with the details. I'd like to read them! Chapter 1: A Bloodline!Naruto fic thats not super god powered? Gasp!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2013
Sensei Strawberry reviews
3 years after the events of the Fullbringer arc, Ichigo is travelling through a faulty Dangai and accidentally falls through a rift in time. He ends up in a strange place called Konohagakure, and is trained to become a jounin. Strays from storyline. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,756 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Red, Yellow, Blue reviews
When I die, I find myself face to face with Mewtwo. I have to be reborn? I'm now a Magikarp? And what's with my trainers? What do you mean they're Team Rocket? Oneshot, First person. Change of POV partway through, sorry. T for language and sexual references.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Magikarp, Team Rocket - Complete
Naruto: Bunshin No Kami reviews
The old man whispered in a fearful voice. "Have you heard, child? Of the one they call the God of Clones? With hair as gold as sun, and power dark as a demon's? They say that where he goes, others fear to tread..." Naruto finally finds something he's good at, so he pursues the skill. AU from Mizuki incident onward.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U.