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Joined 11-29-02, id: 302017, Profile Updated: 04-03-13
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, and Alice in Wonderland.

There is some material on this profile that is fun, light, fluffy and/or romantic.

There is also some material that focuses on spanking. Some of this is between consenting adults, some of this is an adult disciplining a teenager. Since these stories are about fictional characters, the acts done in these stories are purely fictional as well. I have never struck a child, nor do I ever feel it appropriate to do so. Also, what consenting adults do behind closed doors is their business.

My writing is nowhere near extreme. However, like any quasi-responsible writer, I have put warnings on these stories so you can avoid them if necessary. If you still read these stories, are offended and wish to share your opinion, that's fine, but have the cojones to post under your account name or send me a PM.

Claiming that I'm sick/into child abuse/etc is crude, abhorrent and is missing the point I've tried hard to convey. If I've not written these themes effectively, please let me know in a constructive way so I may improve. If you are simply offended because the idea of the material disgusts you, then it is not my fault that you chose to ignore the warnings.

If you wish to avoid/read the offending titles, they are: 'Duties of the Godfather', 'Yes Sir', 'Learning the Proper Respect' and 'Set Straight'. If I were you, I'd avoid reading 'Short and Sweet and Slightly Disturbing' although that's for completely different reasons ;)

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The Talk With Sirius by SorifTheHunter reviews
Its late at 12 Grimmauld Place. Sirius misses Harry and is bored out of his mind. Deciding Harry needs to get 'The Talk' he goes to wake him up. What was supposed to be a simple talk turns into a full scale, every man for himself, have no mercy, take no prisoners, war. Turned into a Three-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Ron W., Hermione G.
Of Words, Shrubbery, and Other Such Things by CaraLee934 reviews
Set in Whydoyouneedtoknow's Dangerverse, The result of Monty Python viewing, too little sleep, and too much sugar. For all of you out there who were reminded of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named by The Knights Who Say 'Ni' .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
And Twice On Sundays by Lokifan reviews
Harry catches Draco in the act and makes him finish what he started. Warnings: minor D/s, consensual humiliation
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gryffindor Rules by Lokifan reviews
Draco lost the bet, and now he's arse-up over the arm of a sofa in the Gryffindor common room. And people thought Harry Potter was so wholesome. Warnings: spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cost of the Moon by gracesnape reviews
He was attacked by the wolf for the second time in his life. But this time they might be something like friends. Discipline fic, contains non-sexual adult spanking, rated just to be safe. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
A Smart Discussion by Ketterly reviews
Harry comes to Snape to apologize after the Pensieve incident. CP Warning: Contains corporal punishment of a teenager, so please do not read if this offends you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hung Parliament by Lokifan reviews
Harry/Draco. Politics make Harry want to smack someone. Luckily, he has Draco there to be smacked. Warnings: spanking, D/s. Note: neither character expresses the author's political views. This is porn, not polemic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taking Umbridge by Daniella Fromage reviews
Written for the "Teacher Attack!" challenge on P&S. After Umbridge snaps and takes her newfound authority too far, Snape unexpectedly steps in on Harry's behalf. WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. caning, of a teenager.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Intoxicated Babbling by Scorpia710 reviews
Stuck in a tunnel with an injured Harry Potter is the last thing Snape expected to happen. But when Potter gets rather loose tongued thanks to a pain reliever, will Snape be forced to re-think his judgments of the boy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I've Got Your Nose! by pollicem reviews
In which we discover Voldemort's true reasons for wanting to kill Harry Potter. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Forbidden Tears by caramary reviews
Years of abuse by the Dursleys have left Harry scarred and unable to release emotion. When Severus discovers this after an attack in the forest he decides to help Harry learn to cry again. WARNING: This stroy will contain spanking. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Time and Place to Grow by VictorianChik reviews
After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Warning: This story does involve the spanking of teenagers. If you have a problem with
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,566 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
The Pursuit of Silence by infiniteviking reviews
An experiment in a form that's been going around Livejournal lately: Twenty Things Severus Snape Never Said Out Loud.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Out of a Paper Bag by Sylvia Snape reviews
As Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Snape can't help but feel a tiny bit skeptical of Harry's fighting abilites. Can Harry fight his way out of a paper bag?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Hare,y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3269 - Favs: 6,614 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Plain Wooden Desktop by MissFitt reviews
Taking place in Harry's third year, he and Lupin bond in an unexpected way after Harry is caught with the Marauder's Map. Yes, cruddy summary, but the story is one I am really proud of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Avocado Cadaver Curse by ghosteye99 reviews
Blame it on the plot bunnies I got bit once again after someone quoted a misspelling of the Avada Kedavra curse. Set in the middle of the school year of H.P. book 6, so there will be spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Pocket Memos of Severus Snape by infiniteviking reviews
Take an amusing peek into the daily tribulations of the sardonic and severely harassed Potions Master of Hogwarts. He has opinions on just about everything. Extremely random. Probable oneshot. NO HBP SPOILERS: haven't read it yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Dancing Through Sunday by moon-dragon3 reviews
Harry's mixed up. Snape's confused. Self harm, eating disorders, depression. Seen it all before? Try it - you might like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,974 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dogs and Quaffles and Hoops? by pal411 reviews
Sirius finally decides to give Harry THE talk yes its cliched but there's a twist to this one so give it a shot. Rating is because of references to sex. Reviews are welcome and thrived on. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
And Now For Something Completely Different by Silvia Kundera reviews
Harry Potter wakes up a girl. (Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Deep Inside he Cried by moon-dragon3 reviews
Harry is abused by the Dursleys but won't tell anyone. Snape helps him. Finished! Please Read and Rate!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,127 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Cruel Intentions by Nox reviews
Cruel Intentions, Harry Potter style! this fic contains h/d/slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2002
The Not So Secret Diary of Potter, The Harry. by cracker-jacks reviews
Harry Potter's Diary....in a sense. Spanking, nonsense, and stupidity all around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Harry P.
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/17/2001
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Potter vs Trelawney reviews
Just some British stereotyping and silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P., Sybill T. - Complete
The Many Failed Proposals of Harry James Potter reviews
Harry realized pretty quickly he wanted to marry Ginny. Ginny wasn't so sure. Sometimes we fanfic authors have to get sappy. It's in our contract. No warnings unless you count a silly piece of canon-compliant fluff and Harry being an idiot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harriet Potter, or the Boy Who Lived in a Skirt reviews
Harry is forced into drag by Pansy and Luna, finds out that he likes it. This is all crack. Suggestions for future chapters and flames completely welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Harry P.
The Challenge Thread reviews
Pottergoose comes up with evil plot bunnies and I can't help but write them out. Each chapter is a one-shot. Each title represents the prompt given. If I'm forced to post against my will, you guys might as well benefit from it too ;-P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011
Set Straight reviews
Ginny sends Harry to Arthur for an 'attitude adjustment'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione Granger's Guide to Torturing Harry Potter reviews
I have an evil plot bunny. I've named him Frank. He's always good for a laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Really Tough Question reviews
Lily has a question.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Lily Luna P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rhonda: An Exercise in Irreverence reviews
Well, Ron always wanted to be special... Warnings: this story is on definite crack. Ok, I finally finished the damn thing, but before you celebrate, I just copped out. So there. Chalk it up to being the dumbest but most honest ending ever written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
Short and Sweet and Slightly Disturbing reviews
Surprise pairing. One shot. Rated T. Pleasure can be so sadistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Adding Insult to Injury reviews
Just when Harry thought that nothing else would ever surprise him, Harry found himself in the dark. Harry goes blind and deaf. Rating T to be on the safe side, but more likely K . Some very mild sex at the end. And of course, reviews make writers happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Not How I Expected It reviews
Harry's life through James's eyes. Suggestions completely encouraged on this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2008 - James P., Harry P.
Not As Our Fathers Would Do reviews
Just your typical love against the odds story. Well, maybe not so typical. Scorpius and Rose fanfiction. Ah... young love and ancient evil. Rated for violence. FYI: Rosie is a nickname. She's 'Rosie' with her classmates, 'Rose' with her adult family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 75,066 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Duties of the Godfather reviews
Harry plays the hero and gets caught. Sirius gets bullied into discipling him. Spanking, with a heavy if not overshadowing emphasis on bonding. Rated T for mild language and whatnot. Reviews make writers happy, as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Yes Sir reviews
Snape and Lupin have an arrangement. Warnings: spanking, slight DS relationship, slashish. No sex. Written for secret santa challenge. Note: this isn't graphic by any means, but someone recommended rating it M just in case. So there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Learning the Proper Respect reviews
Harry has a little problem respecting authority. Snape doesn't have a problem correcting that problem. Warning: Spanking. It's a little darker than I intended it to be, so it's rated M to be on the safe side. Harry is 16. Reviews make writers happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Training reviews
Dumbledore orders Snape to give Harry extra DADA lessons. Understanding dark magic is easy. Understanding each other is not. Nonslash. Please review. It makes writers happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,217 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Self Discovery reviews
Hermione discovers herself. Rated T for mild sexual happenings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
When Alice Slipped Behind the Mirror reviews
A take on the Alice stories, that tries to focus more on the subtle humors and history of the stories. Please, feel free to correct or review!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2004