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The Talk With Sirius
by SorifTheHunter reviews
Its late at 12 Grimmauld Place. Sirius misses Harry and is bored out of his mind. Deciding Harry needs to get 'The Talk' he goes to wake him up. What was supposed to be a simple talk turns into a full scale, every man for himself, have no mercy, take no prisoners, war. Turned into a Three-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Ron W., Hermione G.
Of Words, Shrubbery, and Other Such Things
by LiveAndLetRain reviews
Set in Whydoyouneedtoknow's Dangerverse, The result of Monty Python viewing, too little sleep, and too much sugar. For all of you out there who were reminded of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named by The Knights Who Say 'Ni' .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life
by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 188 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
And Twice On Sundays
by Lokifan reviews
Harry catches Draco in the act and makes him finish what he started. Warnings: minor D/s, consensual humiliation
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
by Lokifan reviews
Draco lost the bet, and now he's arse-up over the arm of a sofa in the Gryffindor common room. And people thought Harry Potter was so wholesome. Warnings: spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Smart Discussion
by Ketterly reviews
Harry comes to Snape to apologize after the Pensieve incident. CP Warning: Contains corporal punishment of a teenager, so please do not read if this offends you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by Lokifan reviews
Harry/Draco. Politics make Harry want to smack someone. Luckily, he has Draco there to be smacked. Warnings: spanking, D/s. Note: neither character expresses the author's political views. This is porn, not polemic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
by Daniella Fromage reviews
Written for the "Teacher Attack!" challenge on P&S. After Umbridge snaps and takes her newfound authority too far, Snape unexpectedly steps in on Harry's behalf. WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. caning, of a teenager.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
by Scorpia710 reviews
Stuck in a tunnel with an injured Harry Potter is the last thing Snape expected to happen. But when Potter gets rather loose tongued thanks to a pain reliever, will Snape be forced to re-think his judgments of the boy? Featured Story at P&S 2008
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I've Got Your Nose!
by pollicem reviews
In which we discover Voldemort's true reasons for wanting to kill Harry Potter. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
by caramary reviews
Years of abuse by the Dursleys have left Harry scarred and unable to release emotion. When Severus discovers this after an attack in the forest he decides to help Harry learn to cry again. WARNING: This stroy will contain spanking. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 159 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Time and Place to Grow
by VictorianChik reviews
After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Warning: This story does involve the spanking of teenagers. If you have a problem with
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 136,762 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
The Pursuit of Silence
by infiniteviking reviews
An experiment in a form that's been going around Livejournal lately: Twenty Things Severus Snape Never Said Out Loud.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Out of a Paper Bag
by Sylvia Snape reviews
As Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Snape can't help but feel a tiny bit skeptical of Harry's fighting abilites. Can Harry fight his way out of a paper bag?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Hare,y Little Problem
by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3684 - Favs: 9,626 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Plain Wooden Desktop
by MissFitt reviews
Taking place in Harry's third year, he and Lupin bond in an unexpected way after Harry is caught with the Marauder's Map. Yes, cruddy summary, but the story is one I am really proud of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
Me, Myself, and I
by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Pocket Memos of Severus Snape
by infiniteviking reviews
Take an amusing peek into the daily tribulations of the sardonic and severely harassed Potions Master of Hogwarts. He has opinions on just about everything. Extremely random. Probable oneshot. NO HBP SPOILERS: haven't read it yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Dancing Through Sunday
by moon-dragon3 reviews
Harry's mixed up. Snape's confused. Self harm, eating disorders, depression. Seen it all before? Try it - you might like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,974 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dogs and Quaffles and Hoops?
by pal411 reviews
Sirius finally decides to give Harry THE talk yes its cliched but there's a twist to this one so give it a shot. Rating is because of references to sex. Reviews are welcome and thrived on. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf
by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Deep Inside he Cried
by moon-dragon3 reviews
Harry is abused by the Dursleys but won't tell anyone. Snape helps him. Finished! Please Read and Rate!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,127 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
by Nox reviews
Cruel Intentions, Harry Potter style! this fic contains h/d/slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2002
by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/17/2001