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Welcome to my profile.(XD)This is my first profile,sssooooo,yyeaahh,I'm new at this. Hope you like my posts.

I'm an akatsuki fangirl.I don't really care about kisame and kakuzu(sorry fangirls).I also am a fangirl of Sebastian,Grell,the Undertaker,Will,L,Uquiorra,Grimmjow,Gin,Hichigo(Hollow Ichigo),etc.

95 percent of female(and some male, no doubt) teens would scream if they saw that Robert Pattison or Justin Beiber about to jump off a veeery tall building. If you're one the few that would stand back with popcorn in hand watching them go SPLAT, copy this to your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile (FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE CLOWNS!! Have they even got a NAME for THAT phobia yet?!)

95 of kids are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamono, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed, angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwerqschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, ChocolateChan,, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ,Ramon19923. DarkAngel819, Figure.Skater.Bethany, Anime-Insanity,blacknight0562

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

I'm not I religious but I think it said a lot for the believers out there

Power of the Human Mind

Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you rae one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile

you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile.

If an Akatsuki member is your favorite Naruto character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

~~If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!~~

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.


ANIME CHARACTERS THAT NEED TO DIE(and the reason they need to die)











these are in random order

You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!

The funny thing about this is that I don't right stories(I don't know how).







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For all you Karin haters

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is so fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.


If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashing to your profile and add your name to the list; Sasukeluva 4eva,blacknight0562

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb', Bang! Boom!


No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore (Karin in Naruto Shippuuden)

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal,, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,girlwholovesstrawberries,Kaleni of the sand,ApplelovesApple,x.xSasux.xSakux.x,Miyako-hime,sasuke's perfect sakura,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva,blacknght0562

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from, NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, Angry Fox Girl ,Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity, blacknight0562

Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name if you hate Karin from Naruto: Kakashi Forever, blacknight0562

Funny things to do in WalMart:

. Hop on the shopping cart and make your friend push you all around the store. When you go to leave, say "God, you embarrassed me..."

. Go to the men's department, get the XXXL size, and go to the men's fitting rooms. Stay in there for an hour, then finally come out and say, "I don't think it fits..."

. In the kitchenware department, put a large bowl on your head, and sit next to the 'assistance counter' for 30 minutes. Then tap the employee on the shoulder and say, "Excuse me, but there is no FOOD in this bowl."

. Find the Meow Mix, open it, then go up to the assistance counter and say, "Yes, I'd like to notify you that when I opened this, there was no meowing."

. In the gaming department, go to the wii games. Take an hour picking out a game, then when you try to take it, act like there's some sort of forcefield keeping you from it.

. Go to an 'employees only' door, and try to open it with your own key. Do it 10 times, saying. "Dammit."

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU ARE RANDOM AND GAY! (Gay as in happy...but it's okay if you're gay, too)


1) Deidara

2) Tobi

3) Hidan

4) Pein

5) Kohan

6) Itachi

7) Zetsu

8) Kakashi

9) Sasuke

10) Madara

11) Kakuzu

12) Iruka

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? KakuzuxItachi?I don't think so.There is a fan fiction called good boys gone bad i think that has kakuzuxitachi

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Pein has alot of pircings, but is still hot

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? IRUKA GOT KAKASHI PREGNANT?!?! WTF

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yes

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No,They are complete oppisites

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? KohanxMadara(I think Sasuke is a little to young for her)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Zetsu would scream"TOBI,YOUR CHEATING ON ME AND WITH THAT*points at Iruka*HOW COULD YOU!!!!!*Zetsu runs away crying*

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Hidan is the newest member of the akatsuki.While walking down the hall,he sees Tobi without his mask talking to Pein.Madara senses Hidan and appears behind him.What will happen to Hidan?Rape,Smut,and Violence Rated:M

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? DeidarxKakashi,who who go for someone who took off his arm?

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Can't think of one

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? no comment

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Yes

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yes

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Yes

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Does Madara have passion?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I can't think of a song that would Kakashi

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Violence,Rape,Smut,Yaoi

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? OMG!!!MADARA IS HITTING ON HIMSELF O/_\o

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? TOBI!!!DON'T HIT ON THE ENEMY

20) How emo is Seven? I don't think that Zetsu is emo

Yaoi couples I support:(naruto couples)


black butler yaoi couples


death note


random yaoi couples from random shows I watch


Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Do you like me?

Sasori: not really.

Deidara: Do you want me?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Would you cry if I left?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Would you live for me?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Would you do anything for me?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Choose me or your life.

Sasori: My life.

Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:

Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.

Pure Love Story

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I Love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile.

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Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu >.

Konan @o.o

Pein o:o

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!


10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

What will happen eventually...

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.

"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of fucking ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.


Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!

DEIDARA'S SUGAR GIRL PLEASE COME BACK! I miss your crazy funny amazing awesome sense of humor and literature, you are loved by me and many others. is not without you! If you love Deidara's Sugar Girl, show her your support by posting this to your profile and adding your penname: pompom-peanut, xiicherry-chu-kisses, xPrincessKagurax, ChinaDollMaiden, blacknight0562

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism


An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away; but if the Doctor is cute, screw the fruit...XD




HAPPY ^/o\^

i forgot some of the names

O/_\o -/_\-

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Sabaku no Koneko, NarutoUno2, AkatsukiMemberWoolfy, Keono, YaoiPhox, Sakuya Izayoi, AkatsukiDragon, Cinder16,blacknight0562 are obsessed with Fan Fictions.

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off XD

This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.the murderer chanted, "Toma Sola Balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read this chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling.She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.If you post this on your profile,you will not be harmed.Your kindness will be rewarded.

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These kittens look so kawaii, ne? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.


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(o.O)we are staring you
from behind a fence. we
are stalkers. beware the
stalker bunnies!

Meet the bunnies. they want world domination. help them. repost them on your profile.


I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Missingkeyblader Katonya, blacknight0562

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

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If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile

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If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

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I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile!

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name
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My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!



Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this
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If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

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Ways To Annoy Your Professors:

1. Bring a small cactus to class with you.

2. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question.

3. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something.
After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on.

4. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak."

5. When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN..."

Good Guys Fan: You are a prissy prissy fan! You enjoy colorful things like rainbows! You hate the Akatsuki, and you like Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke for killing them!

Bad Guys Fan: You are either a weird, emo, or Gothic fan! You enjoy dark colors like dark blue and purple! You love the Akatsuki (Ororape is optional), and hate Sakura, Naruto, and Sas-GAY for killing them!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU ARE A FAN! ADD YOUR NAME AND IN PARENTHESES ADD WHICH FAN YOU ARE!! - gothicangel0827 (bad), Lala girl in Lala Land (bad), Kakashi Forever (Bad),blacknight0562 (BAD)

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A Cruel Hand Dealt by DragonofFernweh reviews
Deidara doesn't live the life of a saint. He knows how cold the world can be, how malicious a person can become, and he's suffering firsthand a heinous act from two people meant to be his allies. How does Deidara win a game dealt so strongly against him? With anger, determination, and perhaps someone with a little more experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,210 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
You Asked for It by DragonofFernweh reviews
When two bored, destructive people are left alone together, nothing can go right. In fact, Hidan counts on everything going perfectly wrong, and Deidara is only asking for trouble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Transgression by DragonofFernweh reviews
When one fails or breaks the rules given to him, punishment is inbound no matter the status the person stands at. Deidara is no exception when his callous and reckless behavior costs him dearly, meaning the loss of a mission and failure to his superiors. Itachi is the only one capable of handling the situation, as he knows just what to give, and Deidara is something of a glutton.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
It's My Life by ForeverLilacLies reviews
COMPLETELY REDONE: Fem!Itachi/Kisame. Although a murderer and part of a crime organization Itachi was still a vulnerable girl and one night Kisame takes advantage of that leaving Itachi with the fallout.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Summer's Destruction by ChesireCatSmiles reviews
"I'm absolutely positive." Kimber frowned. "Despite the shear coolness of having S-Rank criminals sleeping in our basement, I think we should come up with a plan.""Yeah,I think your right,because if we don't handle this right, we're both going to be dead"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,955 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Deidara, Konan, Akatsuki
A Run In With Akatsuki by Warrior orb5 reviews
Another boreing Akatsuki in real life fic? Oh HELL no. Crack fic. A slightly deconstructive approach to Akatsuki in real life fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,663 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Fairy Tales by keikopanda102 reviews
A collection of AU romance tales with the different Akatsuki pairings! The first story is like Beauty and the Beast and includes all characters. They get more specific after that, with mainly one pairing stories. If you like Akatsuki, you'll like this!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,131 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Akatsuki
First Contact by peppermint quartz reviews
I will not say the words you crave. I will not break the spell you cast over me. Aizen x Gin. Companion piece to 'Touched'. Aizen's pov. M. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 249,571 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/6/2007 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Cubone's story by ReaperninHiro reviews
Cubone finds himself in the world of Naturo where he meets and befriends Kakashi Hatake. But will his 'ghosts' make him go back or can he stay with his new friend.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Cubone/Karakara, Kakashi H.
Deidara's Horrible Discovery by luffietherocker reviews
This was started back 2 ish years ago... the spelling is mostly fixed but there are a few errors. It is finished however and the writing improves each chapter. This is a random story about Deidara and Tobi/Madera. Madara transforms Deidara into a vampire and chaos as well as a slight love story ensues. Enjoy le boredom...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,312 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Red Sand by KiReiu reviews
Deidara end's up at Kakashi's door, exhausted and bloody. Kakashi takes him in, not feeling it was fair to let the boy out in the cold. Though, why does he feel this need to protect him? And what is "Red Sand"? KakaDei, and onesided SasoDei!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Kakashi H., Deidara
Akatsuki Comedy by Hidansgirl90 reviews
this is the only akatsuki drama humorful story u will ever need. Disclaimer: the only people i own are Kaori and Akira p.s. This story had previously been updated 4/2/10, now it's updated 6/5/10 because Summer breaks on it's way!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 24,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Akatsuki
Brilliant Creatures by Muse Scroll reviews
A trainer, having beaten Cynthia, is invited to teach at Hogwarts the basics of Pokémon Training, and he accepts. Based on Hokage Lizy-Sama's story. Rating for safety. Disclaimer: I own neither series.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,669 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Luxray/Rentorar, Harry P.
For the rest of the day by blacquesironrain reviews
Deidara and Tobi arguing as usually til Tobi's mask is slapped off during one of their arguments; Hidan being his not so charming self...little bit of Madara in the mix. I'll be back some day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Obito U., Deidara
Shut Up, Deidara by Two Can Keep A Secret If reviews
Three things you should know: one, Sasori really likes Deidara's hands. Two: Deidara talks too much during sex, and three: Deidara knows the cure for artist's block. Utterly plotless DeiSasoDei, just for fun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Blue and Green by Dior Crystal reviews
There was no doubt about it. He was beautiful, and Grimmjow wanted him. A collection of short stories on GrimmUlqui. Part of a 100 Themes Challenge. REQUESTS OPEN. Yaoi, shounen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,981 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
All For the World by BAKOOM reviews
Madara needs a successor to achieve his ultimate goal. Where better to start than with the Akatsuki organization? -Mpreg,slight yaoi, everyone as in character as possible- Rating may change to 'M' if necessary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Madara U., Deidara
Akatsuki Valentine's Day by CakeXD reviews
Its a story about the whole Akatsuki. Yaoi Boy x Boy When the couples each begin to ignore each other. The semes cannot take anymore. What would they all do? Futhermore Valentine's Day is coming. This story won't just stop on Valentine's Day Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,413 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Akatsuki
I'm The Akatsuki WHAT? by sant04 reviews
"Let me get this stright, so long as I play a good maid I won't be killed?" "That's the deal." Falling asleep on the couch has never led to this much trouble before. Rated for Hidans' mouth and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki Days by Jinso Kitsune-kun reviews
What happens when you stay with the Akatsuki? Hilarity, THAT'S WHAT. Rated M for Hidan's problems. OCxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,976 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
It all started with a Chemistry Project by SaiyaPheng reviews
Fanfiction just for fun! Crossover with Naruto, Bleach and Kuroshitsuji. Guess what Science has the real world in for? M for profanity
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Akatsuki, S. Aizen
For All the World to Fall by CrystallineArtist reviews
When Deidara left home to join the Akatsuki he made one major promise to his little sister. After years he's gone home to make good on his promise and take her away from the hell that he left her in. But as with anything involving family nothing is easy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
20 ways to annoy or really piss off Sasuke by ForeverLilacLies reviews
read it! please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
20 ways to annoy Madara by ForeverLilacLies reviews
nuff said...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Obito U. - Complete
Ways to annoy Itachi by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Nuff said
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Oh Hell No! by Demonkun2016 reviews
Bleach's Gin and Naruto's Tobi get more than they barganed for when they play their PC games. R&R CRACK! Fic Rated T for language, to be safe.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Obito U., G. Ichimaru
Forgotten Love by QueenPendragon56 reviews
Ulquiorra is captured after Aizen is supposedly defeated. His path crosses with Byakuya who starts remembering something he shouldn't. Renji/Byakuya and Grimmjow/ Ulquiorra mpreg
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,515 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Byakuya K., Ulquiorra - Complete
Call Me Kitty? by Xxcup-noodlexX reviews
after a jutsu gone wrong affects the akatsuki, what strange incidents will they find themselves in now? pairings include KakuHidan, SasoDei, KisaIta, HidaDei & possible gangbang with Deidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Revolution by iLoveTheWayYouSmile reviews
ItaDei pwp oneshot.3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
New beginning by AceSkarmory reviews
After Itachi's death in the hands of his little brother. He awakens in a new world with strange creatures. Well Itachi be able to handle living in this strange new world and when did he get younger?
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,675 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Itachi U.
Solitary by Dior Crystal reviews
Aizen and Ulquiorra's relationship has always been complicated. But that's alright. A collection of short stories on AiUlqui. Part of a 100 Theme Challenge. REQUESTS OPEN. Yaoi, shounen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - S. Aizen, Ulquiorra
Meetings Can Be Fun Too by Pluto's Kiss 360 reviews
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow do it durring an Espada meeting. But out of the two, Grimmjow is having the most fun. Yaoi, smut, OOC-ness, crazyness, and just some good ol' fun! If you dont like yaoi then be gone!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Devious Kiss by Insane Fangirl 4 reviews
grimmulqui lemon, ulquiorra comes back from a mission and gets a special welcome back present from grimmjow! oneshot sequel request to grimmjow is a hot mess :D WARNING: yaoi, lemon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The rape of Grimmjow by mydream reviews
This is... something my friend made me write... -horrorfied- GrimmyXkenpachi love/rape... -twitch twitch- It's... eh... enjoy.. -twitch-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Grimmjow J., K. Zaraki
Wild Times by Eikouk no Ange reviews
The Akatsuki, Team Taka, and Team Kakashi have been sent to our world as cats. What happens when two girls named Katonya and Joss buy those cats and take them home. Well lets just say when they leave they will never be the same again. Yoai and SuiXOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Akatsuki
The Bomber's Biggest Bang by BAKOOM reviews
Everything changes the day Deidara gets kidnapped by Orochimaru. Now impregnated with Kabuto's child, he doesn't know where to turn. Until the least likely person comes to his aid... yaoi, mpreg,lemon ItaDei,KabuDei, and other hints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
How Loyal Are You? by Snow Flake Falling From Sky reviews
Everybody knows that Ulquiorra is Aizen's most trusted Espada. But do we all know why Ulquiorra is so loyal to his Lord Aizen unlike Nnoitra or Grimmjow? Rated M for YAOI lemon one-shot. AiUlui
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Ulquiorra, S. Aizen - Complete
Scent by Tainted Rhapsody reviews
Cont. of 'Limits of a Demon' but can be read without. A demon with a grudge has come to the Phantomhive Mansion, and his sights are set on Ciel, whose new...qualities have made him rather appealing. Yaoi, Bondage, and Lemon. CielxSebby One sided OCxCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
OUR EPIC AMAZING STORY by Jenny Cullen Lautner Leto xxxx reviews
this is a story that my friends and i wrote when we were bored in dt it gor a bit of Bleach, Deathnote, 30 seconds to mars and thats it please read it's quite funny one shot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2011 - S. Aizen, Ulquiorra - Complete
Red Thread by NyxSchuyler reviews
Sebastian realizes that an old contract had not disappeared. Due to his proud morals, he leaves Ciel in order to rejoin his last master in the future. That very master being one of Aizen's loyal pets... AU. Many pairings. Ratings may go up.
Crossover - Bleach & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,796 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Ulquiorra, Sebastian M.
Drunken Impulses by CherriFlower reviews
Unable to go to sleep, Deidara gets drunk and decides to have some fun with Tobi. But the Tobi he finds is nothing like the Tobi he knows. Lemon. MadaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Madara U., Deidara - Complete
The Limits of a Demon by Tainted Rhapsody reviews
Sebastian may be perfect in every single way, but even a demon butler has his limits. Especially when it comes to... certain needs. What happens when Ciel unconciously pushes them too far? Yaoi, Light Bondage, Lemon
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Hogwarts and the Legendaries by lightwolfheart reviews
Hogwarts is allowing those who missed a year to come back and study, but somethings wrong. Just before Dumbledore died he sign a contract with the devil... except that the devil is a pink cat-mouse! What the hell is going on!
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Mew, Albus D.
Last To Know by MoeAkatsukiKitty reviews
Tobi comes home to find his one true love in the arms of another
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas by Misaki Takahashi Akihiko reviews
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, some Naruto drabbles under the green tree. Yaoi. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
It All Started With A Bang by Little-Retard reviews
Pein was only going to get a sandwich, and I guess Konan was just walking by. I hope you brought cheese for those crackers!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki and Harry Potter by TobiFromAkatsuki reviews
Akatsuki are not an evil organization, they are just mercenaries. And they are hired to protect Hogwarts, but first Harry and his friends need to find them all, scattered around the world. NarutoxHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,725 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/14/2008
His Butler, Revenge by Hiddendemon666 reviews
Sebastian's back for revenge...and this time it's Claude who's uke.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sebastian M., Claude F.
Konan's Wild Adventures, A Tale Of Epic Faghagery by keikopanda102 reviews
Konan, being the only female in Akatsuki, notices something about her teammates... They are all GAY! So, what does she do with this information? Follow along with Akatsuki's signature faghag and her diary to find out! There may be smut. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Imminent Manipulation by SenSayuri reviews
-CURRENTLY BEING REVAMPED- "Submit." was murmured quietly into the heated flesh of the Arrancar's neck, before Aizen bit down harshly. 'Rated M for adult content'
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,430 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
Explain Later by Little-Retard reviews
When Deidara is bored when everyone is off on missions, he walks into Pein's office to find a very interesting sight before him. Rated for language and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Deidara, Pain/Pein - Complete
His butler, Screwed by Hiddendemon666 reviews
Sebastian finds himself trapped in a certain spider's web... Because there really weren't enough of these stories. I OWN NOTHING
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sebastian M., Claude F. - Complete
Ulquiorra VS Grimmjow by inuluvr13 reviews
A challenge from Ulquiorra was brought to Grimmjow's attention. This time, they are both sober. Will Grimmjow listen to Ulquiorra's rules? All will be discovered in this bedroom brawl. Play nice boys. XTREAME XPLICTness & OOC lemon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Red Dawn, New Light by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Poem or song about Akatsuki. Helps if you read it aloud.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Catnip by Niimura-sama reviews
Pure yaoi pron. Aizen x Neko Gin pairing. Enjoy! And of course Aizen is seme
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Knowing You, Knowing Me - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Kisame often wonders about his partner. Itachi is a very private person. He begins to finally get inside the weasels head and learns a thing or two. KisaIta fluff one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
How to Have A Kid by soggypotatoes reviews
My first fanfiction X3 random name, idk, off the top of my head. Basically, Deidara gets pregnant. Oh, and the ghost is Jonathan from Full Moon o Sagashite. Contains Sasodei, Gaadei and ItachixKisame. PURE CRACK. Rated M for language and mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Morning Desire - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Kisame wakes up every morning and watches Itachi sleep. It always turns him on and so he has to retreat to the bathroom to take care of his issue. Only Itachi will turn things around and make it much more enjoyable. One Shot Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lessons by yaoimoonlighter reviews
deidara finds out sasori has never had sex.he decides to fix it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Winter Chills by Wedylai reviews
Ciel spends his birthday at his parent's graves in the middle of December and ends up going into border line hypothermia. Sebastian finds him and figures a questionable way to warm Ciel up. M for yaoi! ONESHOT! Mpreg!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
50 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Konoha by Kayah reviews
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart', Konoha style!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Akatsuki Do Yoga by Keono reviews
What happens when Pein forces all of Akatsuki to do Yoga? A LOT CAN HAPPEN! rated for language and suggested themes! hint of SasoDei... well more then a hint but you get it! Enjoy! Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Ask the Akatsuki by Cherry Blossom Geisha reviews
Ask the Akatsuki You may even get a surprising answer from them! Also feel free to Ask questions when you post a comment!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 22,944 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Akatsuki
Teach Me, Show Me - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi is new to Akatsuki and he finds that he and Kisame share the same preference in sex partners. Itachi begins to feel that Kisame is the perfect one to show him and teach him all he needs to know. Fluff one shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Chatroom 1 by Hidansgirl90 reviews
This is an Akatsuki chat room, it is rated T for Hidan and i dnt own any of the characters i only own Kaori and Akari. :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
LXKid by HiddenHikari reviews
Well...I finally decided to write something about my favorite crack-pairing. I uploaded this once before, but took it down for no, yeah this yaoi with Death the Kid and L...smut in later chapters, yeah, just click it!
Crossover - Death Note & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - L, Death The Kid
50 Things Deidara is Not Allowed to Do by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
The title says it all. a list of 50 things Deidara is not allowed to do. a sort of Meme. Rated M for to be safe. -DSG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Ways to Annoy Uchiha Sasuke by naruto-fan0302 reviews
Ingenius ways to annoy Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sasuke U.
Together At Last - ItaDei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi and Deidara get together only to be kept apart by their missions. Smut one shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Lemons by WhirledPeace reviews
You guessed it, random yaoi lemons between Akatsuki couples, supported and crack alike! I'm practicing writing a lemon, so tell me how I can improve so my other story, 'Read My Mind' can have the ultimate lemon! Yaoi, lemons, review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Akatsuki
The best present ever by Tobifan4444 reviews
It's tobi's birthday.Deidara just found out from zetsu, what will deidara give tobi? One-shot deiXtobi Yoai do not like do not read. rated M just in case ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Lust At First Sight - ItaDei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Deidara is new to Akatsuki. He receives a warm welcome from Itachi. Smut one shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Hamster ball by Super.Musha reviews
What happens when you put all the akatsuki members in a hamster ball? FIND OUT HERE! rated for hidans mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
Deidara Grounded by seraserastuff reviews
(UPDATE 2017 - READ THE REVISION INSTEAD PLEASE)Deidara is taken captive by Team Kakashi and Team Gai. They look after his wounds and -try- to escort him to Konoha for questioning. The Sand Village and Akatsuki complicate matters. Heavy Angst and hurt/comfort, YAOI eventual.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,772 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Deidara
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Fantasies and Rain - Itadei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi fantasizes about Deidara and the rain has thrown them together. Fantasies will be reality and the rain will be appreciated. Smut one shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
An Unexpected Love - TobiDei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Deidara is attacked and secrets are revealed as Tobi captures Deidara's heart and his body! Smut one shot. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
So He Creeped by Carllide reviews
Gin belongs to Aizen. With the Hogyoku, Aizen's experiment on Gin was a success. Gin should be happy he was chosen, right? AizenxGin Mpreg some violence. First story.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Wet Dreams by TheAmazingAnymeChan reviews
Tobi's looking for Sasori one day and asks Deidara, Which states Tobi will see him in his dreams.Tobi has no idea what Deidara means, so Deidara will show him. Warning! Yaoi,Smut,Lemons,SasoTobi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sasori, Obito U. - Complete
You're Kidding by xotakux2002x reviews
mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,867 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Obvious by keikopanda102 reviews
Love was not an option. Obviously. That didn't stop the fact that sleeping with your enemy was freaking HOT! Who can control their hormones these days anyway? Why try? GrimmIchi One-shot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Konoha Academy for Delinquents by Singergirl010 reviews
Akasuki gets sent to a new school and falls in love with one of the schools many bad boys, Deidara. This story is AU, so no ninjas and some characters who are bad in the manga/anime are good guys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Deidara - Complete
dare the Akatsuki! by Lukercy-Lover-Forever reviews
dare the akatsuki anything you want. review each chapter with new dares and i will update every time i get a review or reviews. you can also dare one of the members to go on a date with you,ect. so review please rated M just in case any weird dares.!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,567 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Akatsuki
not so clever spy by Mitsu-Mitsu-chan reviews
code geass and naruto crossover- wierd pairing Lulu and Deidara. Deidara is a highered assassin who has been working for 9 years but can he out smart the man accused of being Zero?Who has who trapped! luluxDei yaoi rated M
Crossover - Naruto & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Deidara, Lelouch L. - Complete
Deidara's Kittens by Babs McGoogle reviews
Deidara's Kitty sequel::Deidara and Sasori are together at last and happy. At least, until they find out something that will change everything. SasoDei, ItaHida, yaoi, mpreg, rated because of Hidan and other reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Deidara, Hidan
Never by xdeidara-itachix reviews
3 girls go into the world of Naruto and live in Konoha for awhile. One of the girls, Hoshi, gets fed up with Konoha...and Sasuke and what will happen when the girls leave for the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 87,325 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki yaoi by Mangainu94 reviews
Its Akatsuki rape! Story intended for the gays and lesbs... plz reveiw
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Nothing like bonding over Porno! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Tsunade makes our favorite Male Genin, plus Gaara and Kankuro have a movie night over at Sasuke's house, to increase friendship. But what if Naruto picks up the wrong movie at the store? All except for Kankuro are 12 to 13.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Come Back To Me - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
The ukes are stranded at the base in a thunderstorm while the seme's are on solo missions. All the ukes want is to be safe in the arms of their seme's! Mushy angsty one shot! yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Game Night - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Konan devises a thing called game night to get some Yaoi fangirl action. Everytime has failed so far. But tonight she gets more than she bargained for! Funny oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Question by IceCrome reviews
As Deidara asks Sasori a question, the answer comes out in a more obvious way than Deidara, or Sasori, would've hoped. Crack, OOC. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Fairy Tale by ShadesofDeath reviews
my crack at humor, SasoxDei, characters: Masashi Kishimoto title explains everything all other chacters belong to rightful owners
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki Stories by keikopanda102 reviews
A series of short stories about the different parings I like in the Akatsuki. PainXKonan, SasoDei, KisaIta, Kakuhida. so... ya. yaoi. lots of it. but it's got one straight story. only one-shots right now... but if people like it i'll write more! smut!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Deidara's Drawers by LoneWolf KIA reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu devise a fiendish plan to discover, once and for all, what Deidara's gender really is. A filthy suggestive mess of weird stuff. I have yet to write a yaoi-free story. Reviews please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hesitation by KousukeAsazuki reviews
Hesitation only showed emotion; emotion only showed weakness. Aizen believed this above all else and Ulquiorra knew that better than anyone. \\AizenUlquiorra, smut//
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2009 - S. Aizen, Ulquiorra - Complete
Two Sasoris by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein deidara discovers there's more to hiruko than he originally thought. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Naruto Truth or Dare! by So Happily Unsatisfied reviews
Tobi hates basketball, Hinata went goth, Karin and Sakura are in a cage match, Sasuke knows the truth about his parents, Shino is in the emo corner, and Kisame moved to Sea World. Find out what else can happen when bored Narutards play Truth or Dare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009
One door closes, Another opens - DeiTobi by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Deidara is broken up over Sasori's death and Tobi is his new partner, and maybe a new love? Smut one shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Alone Time by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein we get a look as to what sasori and deidara do when they're all alone together X3 sasodei, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
All or Nothing by xotakux2002x reviews
when sasori refuses to take their relationship to the next level, deidara gives his boyfriend two options. my very first lemon that i wrote forever ago, so please be nice! sasodei, oneshot, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
How to calm a weasel by xotakux2002x reviews
kisame gives step-by-step instructions for calming a weasel. WARNING: none of these methods have been tested outside the world of fanfiction. use at your own risk. kisaita, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Our Spot by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein itachi comes across a depressed deidara, who's thinking of his deceased lover, sasori. itadei, yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Closet by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein a horny uchiha drags a certain blonde into a nearby closet for some "fun". itadei, yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
My Life In Naruto! by Mangainu94 reviews
A girl named Kami dont bash me for the name... who comes from our world is then transported mystically to her faverite anime! Naruto! What can a girl do... Bad summary...excell-- good story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,950 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009
Late Night Rendezvous by Amaratta reviews
And later when Grimmjow watched Ulquiorra sleep peacefully by his side, he realized while they only agreed to a loveless affair, it wouldn't hurt to admit that he cared just a little. Oneshot GrimmUlqui Slash
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2009 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Truth or Dare by IceCrome reviews
Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The taste of chocolate by Temptress Venus reviews
Who said chocolate and pleasure don't mix?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Deidara, Mello - Complete
Phobia This! by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara never believed in Vampires, well thats about to change... characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,752 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Forever Danna by RedSand reviews
/Sequal to Good Night Danna/ One time is all it takes, but what could a puppet like Sasori and someone as young as Deidara know about what would effect the rest of their lives? character death, Sasodei, Kakuhi, ZetKonan, Kisaita, OCxTobi, MPreg, D-O-N-E!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,862 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Deadly Secret by ShadesofDeath reviews
You know leader will kill us if he finds out?" "Then lets keep it our deadly secret un." Characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Nemo me Impune Lacessit! by Miss Ventriloquist reviews
None provokes me unpunished! . . .Hidan has broken Deidara’s heart for the last time. Pregnant, alone, and cast out from the Akatsuki, Deidara plans his revenge . . . And gets some help? SasoDei, HiDei, Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Akatsuki in Hogwarts by Arishandera reviews
For some unexplained reason, the Akatsuki are now professors. The goal is not to kill, maim, or capture, but to teach. S-Rank Missing Nin are surprisingly effective, yet unorthodox, teachers. Crack, yet very much believable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Guess What I'm Pregnant! by Yaoi Twins Of Yin and Yang reviews
What happens when Tobi mistakes potions meant to be sold on the black market for soda? Why half the Akatsuki gets pregnant of course! Now this evil organization has to deal with nine months of mood swings, strange cravings, and psychic Uchihas. Just great
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Akatsuki
Deidara's Kitty by Babs McGoogle reviews
Sasori turns into a cat. Do I need to say anymore? COMPLETE! SEQUEL IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,998 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
prison break by sasori-chibi reviews
the sequel for "itachi's wrinkles"...pein tries to escape from prison. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
Laying Claims by YaoiRocks reviews
Tobi claims Deidara as his lover after Sasori's 'death'. Only to find that the puppet is still alive and wanting Dei for himself. A lot of chaos ensues as the two compete for the blonde's affections...only go get worse when a mission turns terribly wrong
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Obito U., Deidara
The Bargain by Marimana reviews
MPREG NO LIKE NO LOOK Madara Tobi wouldn't help Itachi kill his clan except on one condition, if Itachi gave him an heir
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Obito U.
Androgynous Kitsune by YaoiRocks reviews
Like a pebble in a pond, one event can cause many ripples. Some of these ripples fade away while others rebound back to the original happening. A pebble in a pond happened to Deidara…how many ripples will rebound? Sasodei kyuudei rape Mpreg, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Catastrophe by Misaki Takahashi Akihiko reviews
On a night out Deidara finds a scroll with an unknown jutsu inside. He wakes up the next morning with ears and a tail. OOC Akatsuki. Cat. SasoDei Friendship. ItaDei. Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U.
An Heir to Darkness by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
A.K.A: Madara's evil plan to have Itachi bear his man-children. Mpreg. Spoilers. Crack. MadaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Enigma's Shadow by InweTiwele reviews
NarutoHPXover Deidara was stuck in a castle with a senile old man, a bunch of whiny brats, and was probably going to be turned into a hitokugutsu by Sasori when he got back. Man, life sucked right about then.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,757 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006
Frozen Kiss by Silentsoul66 reviews
T.T Sasodei Deisaso oneshot. XD!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Pure Lust by XxXangXxX reviews
Sasuke has killed Itachi and now the Akatsuki force him to join them. He is assigned as Deidara's partner. Deidara starts to having feelings of lust for Sasuke. One thing leads to another and...Sasuke X Deidara...SasuDei...Yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Deidara - Complete
Good Night Danna by RedSand reviews
Late at night, Deidara says good night to Sasori, and it leads to a night of passion. Yaoi, Lemon, Sasodei. Sequal's up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Just Like you by Schizophrenic-Brat reviews
My first yaoi with lemons Tobi is possesed by Madara, but what happens when Zetsu is in the same room when Madara takes over? ZetsuXTobi MadaraXZetsu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U.
Akatsuki Game by diamondlight46 reviews
What do the Akatsuki do on their free time? Read to find out! Beware of the HUMOROUS me i dont really like Yaoi stuff but this stuff is FUNNY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Playing Cupid by YaoiRocks reviews
It’s valentines day and Itachi decides to play Love Doctor…though only this one time. He has two patients. Deidara and Sasori…can the one-time Love Doctor work his magic? Yaoi, lemon, bondage, kinkyness, plotting Itachi and sappy-ness XD Valentines Stor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Dawning of Magic by Goggleplex reviews
To protect 'The Holder of Magic' Hogwarts itself invoked a spell that calls a group as protectors. But Konoha is too big a group and a single team is too small. Which group is the perfect size? The Akatsuki actually. discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,095 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Obito U., Deidara
The After Party by Yaoi Twins Of Yin and Yang reviews
I'm throwing a party for the success of my first story, The Fallen Angel. Everyone's invited including the Naruto cast. What craziness shall happen when everyone has arrived? Whatever the heck I can think of. will be funny. please read. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007
Akai Tsuki by Danny-Lynn reviews
Bad with summeries. Dunno why I named it that. Just R&R. M for a reason. Dei x Sasu YAOI! Don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Deidara, Sasuke U.
The Teams go internet by IceCrome reviews
The characters in Naruto find out about the wonderful, horrible power of fandom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete