Welcome to my profile.(XD)This is my first profile,sssooooo,yyeaahh,I'm new at this. Hope you like my posts.
I'm an akatsuki fangirl.I don't really care about kisame and kakuzu(sorry fangirls).I also am a fangirl of Sebastian,Grell,the Undertaker,Will,L,Uquiorra,Grimmjow,Gin,Hichigo(Hollow Ichigo),etc.
95 percent of female(and some male, no doubt) teens would scream if they saw that Robert Pattison or Justin Beiber about to jump off a veeery tall building. If you're one the few that would stand back with popcorn in hand watching them go SPLAT, copy this to your profile.
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!
95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile (FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE CLOWNS!! Have they even got a NAME for THAT phobia yet?!)
95 of kids are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamono, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed, angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwerqschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, ChocolateChan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ,Ramon19923. DarkAngel819, Figure.Skater.Bethany, Anime-Insanity,blacknight0562
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
I'm not I religious but I think it said a lot for the believers out there
Power of the Human Mind
Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you rae one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile
Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile
you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile.
If an Akatsuki member is your favorite Naruto character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
~~If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!~~
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
ANIME CHARACTERS THAT NEED TO DIE(and the reason they need to die)
WARNING:IF YOU ARE A FANGIRL(OR FANBOY) OF ONE THESE CHARACTERS,DO NOT KILL ME
1.SASUKE UCHIHA (HE KILLED ITACHI)
2.SAKUKA (SHE GETS ON MY NERVES)
4.NARUTO (ALSO VERY ANNOYING)
5.OROCHIMARU(THE SNAKE RAPEST,HE TRIED TO RAPE ITACHI AND RAPED DEIDARA(FF))
6.SOUSKE AIZEN(HE KILLED GIN T-T)
7.FRIEZA(HE KILLED VEGETA)
8.LIGHT YAGAMI(HE KILLED L)
9.ORIHIME(I JUST WANT TO PUNCH HER)
these are in random order
You say BABY PINK
The funny thing about this is that I don't right stories(I don't know how).
MY TOP 5 ANIMES XD
For all you Karin haters
Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
POST THIS ON UR PROFILE IF YOU HATE KARIN!
If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashing to your profile and add your name to the list; Sasukeluva 4eva,blacknight0562
Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb', Bang! Boom!
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!
Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore (Karin in Naruto Shippuuden)
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,girlwholovesstrawberries,Kaleni of the sand,ApplelovesApple,x.xSasux.xSakux.x,Miyako-hime,sasuke's perfect sakura,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva,blacknght0562
If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from, NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, Angry Fox Girl ,Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity, blacknight0562
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name if you hate Karin from Naruto: Kakashi Forever, blacknight0562
Funny things to do in WalMart:
. Hop on the shopping cart and make your friend push you all around the store. When you go to leave, say "God, you embarrassed me..."
. Go to the men's department, get the XXXL size, and go to the men's fitting rooms. Stay in there for an hour, then finally come out and say, "I don't think it fits..."
. In the kitchenware department, put a large bowl on your head, and sit next to the 'assistance counter' for 30 minutes. Then tap the employee on the shoulder and say, "Excuse me, but there is no FOOD in this bowl."
. Find the Meow Mix, open it, then go up to the assistance counter and say, "Yes, I'd like to notify you that when I opened this, there was no meowing."
. In the gaming department, go to the wii games. Take an hour picking out a game, then when you try to take it, act like there's some sort of forcefield keeping you from it.
. Go to an 'employees only' door, and try to open it with your own key. Do it 10 times, saying. "Dammit."
COPY AND PASTE IF YOU ARE RANDOM AND GAY! (Gay as in happy...but it's okay if you're gay, too)
I WONDER HOW MAD THEY WOULD GET IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID THIS ?(^)
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? KakuzuxItachi?I don't think so.There is a fan fiction called good boys gone bad i think that has kakuzuxitachi
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Pein has alot of pircings, but is still hot
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? IRUKA GOT KAKASHI PREGNANT?!?! WTF
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yes
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No,They are complete oppisites
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? KohanxMadara(I think Sasuke is a little to young for her)
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Zetsu would scream"TOBI,YOUR CHEATING ON ME AND WITH THAT*points at Iruka*HOW COULD YOU!!!!!*Zetsu runs away crying*
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Hidan is the newest member of the akatsuki.While walking down the hall,he sees Tobi without his mask talking to Pein.Madara senses Hidan and appears behind him.What will happen to Hidan?Rape,Smut,and Violence Rated:M
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? DeidarxKakashi,who who go for someone who took off his arm?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Can't think of one
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? no comment
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Yes
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yes
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Yes
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Does Madara have passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I can't think of a song that would Kakashi
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Violence,Rape,Smut,Yaoi
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? OMG!!!MADARA IS HITTING ON HIMSELF O/_\o
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? TOBI!!!DON'T HIT ON THE ENEMY
20) How emo is Seven? I don't think that Zetsu is emo
Yaoi couples I support:(naruto couples)
black butler yaoi couples
random yaoi couples from random shows I watch
Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?
Deidara: Do you like me?
Sasori: not really.
Deidara: Do you want me?
Deidara: Would you cry if I left?
Deidara: Would you live for me?
Deidara: Would you do anything for me?
Deidara: Choose me or your life.
Sasori: My life.
Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:
Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.
Pure Love Story
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I Love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile
Itachi -/ \-
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
What will happen eventually...
A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.
"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"
"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.
"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of fucking ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.
"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.
"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"
There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.
Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!
DEIDARA'S SUGAR GIRL PLEASE COME BACK! I miss your crazy funny amazing awesome sense of humor and literature, you are loved by me and many others. Fanfiction.net is not Fanfiction.net without you! If you love Deidara's Sugar Girl, show her your support by posting this to your profile and adding your penname: pompom-peanut, xiicherry-chu-kisses, xPrincessKagurax, ChinaDollMaiden, blacknight0562
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away; but if the Doctor is cute, screw the fruit...XD
i forgot some of the names
If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Sabaku no Koneko, NarutoUno2, AkatsukiMemberWoolfy, Keono, YaoiPhox, Sakuya Izayoi, AkatsukiDragon, Cinder16,blacknight0562 are obsessed with Fan Fictions.
Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile
92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off XD
This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.the murderer chanted, "Toma Sola Balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read this chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling.She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.If you post this on your profile,you will not be harmed.Your kindness will be rewarded.
Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.
Meet the bunnies. they want world domination. help them. repost them on your profile.
THEY HAVE COOKIES!! :)
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
1) Repost this message.
Please read this:
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.
If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you are OBSESSED with Yaoi copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke should have died along with Deidara...paste this into your profile.
If you love SasoDei to the point it's scary, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.
Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.
Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"
Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."
If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile!
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, Love of Midoriko, Panda-Chan21, Figure.Skater.Bethany, Anime-Insanity,blacknight0562
Ways To Annoy Your Professors:
1. Bring a small cactus to class with you.
2. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question.
3. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on.
4. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak."
5. When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN..."
Good Guys Fan: You are a prissy prissy fan! You enjoy colorful things like rainbows! You hate the Akatsuki, and you like Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke for killing them!
Bad Guys Fan: You are either a weird, emo, or Gothic fan! You enjoy dark colors like dark blue and purple! You love the Akatsuki (Ororape is optional), and hate Sakura, Naruto, and Sas-GAY for killing them!
COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU ARE A FAN! ADD YOUR NAME AND IN PARENTHESES ADD WHICH FAN YOU ARE!! - gothicangel0827 (bad), Lala girl in Lala Land (bad), Kakashi Forever (Bad),blacknight0562 (BAD)
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