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37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
Reality has exiled me; I am no longer bound by it's laws.
The United States is putting together a Constitution now for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It's served us well for 200 years, and we don't appear to be using it anymore, so what the hell.
you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. (that poor rabbit has done so much for advertising and he still gets nothing. I think he is really a deep philosophical metaphor describing how cruel and evil all children are)
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. (‘are the people in this book real?’ ‘no, Sayla, it’s fiction. You picked it up in the fantasy section’)
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I shouldn’t have put this here, I have died. I am currently a member of the undead)
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (AlbinoF0x has the best profile, everyone should go and see it)
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. (makes me think of this one person who I just want to STRANGLE on a daily basis)
If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you like slash and yoai and you don't know how the fuck that happened, copy and paste this into your profile.
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