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37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

Reality has exiled me; I am no longer bound by it's laws.

The United States is putting together a Constitution now for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It's served us well for 200 years, and we don't appear to be using it anymore, so what the hell.

you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. (that poor rabbit has done so much for advertising and he still gets nothing. I think he is really a deep philosophical metaphor describing how cruel and evil all children are)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. (‘are the people in this book real?’ ‘no, Sayla, it’s fiction. You picked it up in the fantasy section’)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I shouldn’t have put this here, I have died. I am currently a member of the undead)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (AlbinoF0x has the best profile, everyone should go and see it)

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. (makes me think of this one person who I just want to STRANGLE on a daily basis)

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like slash and yoai and you don't know how the fuck that happened, copy and paste this into your profile.

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A Wolf and her Lion by dancewithdragons reviews
Lyla Stark was the second born of Lord Eddard and Lady Catelyn, the Daughter of Winter, a lady by all rights who was raised in the North, but she felt more at home in the arms of Jaime Lannister than she ever did in Winterfell. (Rated M)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,320 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Jaime L., OC]
Chine by Gryvon reviews
Will is approached by Jack Crawford to consult on the Minnesota Shrike case. He does not accept.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1 - [Will G., Hannibal L.] - Complete
Bunnies in Hats by Payne's Gray reviews
Various crossovers and ideas. Harry centric. Unbeta-d. Chapter 1: HPxPre-Thor, James doesn't care who his father is, Harry is still his son. Chapter 9: HPxAvatar: The first thing he does when he finally sets foot on Pandora, is cry.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,999 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P.
Hush Little Child by Phoenix's Moon reviews
Loke's first owner was a man of many magics, located smack-dab in the center of the Earthren world. He knows that the man's dead now and Lucy's his new owner, but sudden flashbacks began to convince Loke differently. *A story of Loke's childhood and a bit past that.*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,846 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P., Loke/Leo
The Game by Rendered Reversed reviews
!MAJOR NON-MAGIC AU! VolDeMort, an infamously vicious PvPer. Scarred, a ridiculously lucky warrior. HBPrince, their unfortunate priest. Together, they're the smallest of the top 10 teams on CoS Online, and probably the most dysfunctional as well... Eventual TMR/HP SLASH, pairings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,457 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
My Lady by ThereIsBeautyInConfusion reviews
Ned Stark returns to Winterfell immediately after Robert Baratheon's death. Tywin Lannister, the new hand, demands that he allow Sansa to stay and marry Joffrey as a sign of loyalty. Joffrey starts to show his true colors now that he is King. Can he still find love with his Lady?
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,245 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sansa S., Joffrey B.
Dei-Care by Kryzanna reviews
Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
Untitled by 252020 reviews
*On Hold* After the war Harry went to hide in the muggle world where he crossed paths with Alistair. Two years later a gunshot results in a change Harry had never even imagined... and now he is in Forks to stand witness in front of the Volturi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Harry P., Alistair, Renesmee C./Nessie
Being Human by ArizonaDreamParis reviews
When Dean was in Hell, he met a green-eyed oddity that made him remember what it was like to be human. Will it be enough? (rated M just to be sure). Part 1 of the Humanity 'Verse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Harry P., Dean W., Alastair, Castiel - Complete
Soulthern Comfort by GeminiCancer reviews
Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 292 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
Khaveyrim by In Defilade reviews
Spin-off AU of Per Ardua Ad Astra. Harry lost his magic and became an elite soldier. Ziva lost her sister and became a spy. Theirs is an unlikely bond, a friendship forged in fire, blood and loss that endures despite divergent commitments to duty, country or agency. First friends, who became comrades, then something more - something deeper. They are, and always will be 'khaveyrim'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 88,195 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Harry P., Ziva D.]
Homicidal Tendencies by Vozana666 reviews
A new case for Miami Metro Homicide causes Dexter to somehow meet Harry Potter. Dexter has no idea what it is about Harry, but there's something about the man and because of it, he experiences things he's never experienced before. SLASH! Dexter/Harry(Hexter) MALE/MALE. FACEBOOK (normal address/hectichexter)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Dexter M. - Complete
The Wizard by 1Belphoebe reviews
Harry had one friend in primary school. Sherlock never got over his one and only crush. Very slow, soft romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,145 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Hollow Thunder, Vital Lightning by Aariya07 reviews
Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 151,684 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 3,369 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Chancing Chaos by Ell Roche reviews
Protocol, courting, impropriety, bloodlines, honor, vows: pureblood culture is ever chaotic. A oneshot collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,148 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P., Astoria G., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Bad Romance by Vozana666 reviews
Dexter has been stalking his next victim for awhile. But how the hell did Harry Potter get involved? Harry, Hermione, Draco and Ron are doing a muggle studies project, when something happens to Harry and he meets someone named Dexter Morgan. (Hexter, Dexter/Harry slash, Drarry, character death, rape, abuse, shit loads of swearing because of Debra) xD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,030 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Harry P., Dexter M. - Complete
Sleeping on Strangers by Ell Roche reviews
Kirihara Akaya falls asleep on the bus, this time on a beautiful stranger who disappears before he can apologize. Annoyed, he vows that he'll find her.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/18/2013 - E. Ryoma, Kirihara A., Fuji S., Tezuka K. - Complete
Second Chance by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Ten Years ago Dean spent three days in bliss but when he learned the truth about his lover he couldn't deal. Ten years later a hunt brings them together again will Dean make the same choice Harry/Dean Slash AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,804 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Her Choices by Cabba reviews
Sally now has to train her boys. With them on opposite ends of the scales and the horror of what had happened to them, the fate of the world literally depends on her. The Fates have taken an interest in them and this can mean no good... (Sequel to Pumki!) AU. Main characters - Sally, Percy and Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,338 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Harry P., Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Pumki by Cabba reviews
Normal doesn't exist in this world. That's because there aren't any coincidences. They were destined to meet him. He isn't normal. It doesn't matter, 'cause nobody is. Everyone is unique in their own beautiful way. That's what makes them stand out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Harry P., Sally J. - Complete
Ace of Spades by LeontinaStardust reviews
Betrayed by his friends, Harry Potter finds himself thrown inside a muggle mental hospital, but is soon transferred to Arkham Asylum . It is here where Harry learns what true insanity is. Gotham had better watch out. Joker/Harry slash. Insane!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,858 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Joker - Complete
Fame by Belle's Noir reviews
Just a few weeks after his name came out the Goblet, Harry's at his lowest when an impossible creature offers him a... direction.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Tinkerbell - Complete
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,666 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 6,133 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
The Happy Club by InisMona reviews
Harry Potter is fresh out of a war. Noah Puckerman is fresh out of juvie. Both are going to have to learn to cope with their changed circumstances, and in the process, learn trust and love.Slash, H/P.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,022 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Puck - Complete
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 3796 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the School for Pureblood Wizards by Mikril-dey reviews
(DMxHP) Before Harry Potter ever had a chance to go to Hogwarts, Voldemort had taken over. A cruel joke had been played as Harry received his first letter from Hogwarts. To make things worse, he catches the eye of the ‘Prince’ amongst pureblood wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,773 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sowilo by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Loki shelters from the rain in a coffee shop run by Harry Potter and somehow manages to change them both forever. - I've been calling you 'Mr Cappuccino' in my head all this time; you could have told me your name - Harry/Loki slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,796 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 3,400 - Follows: 4,052 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Power of Obsessive Love by Zhu Yingtai reviews
“When you’ve seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.” Nothing can manufacture or imitate love. But could a love potion create the right circumstances for an unlikely love to happen on its own? SLASH HP/LV-T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,740 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fix You by criesofthefallen reviews
The world would always wonder what happened there, but no one ever would. Except a man with remarkable green eyes who watched in silence. Still, he waited. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., J. Kirk
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,294 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 3,790 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Brother's Complex by N.V.9 reviews
Itachi never knew that being a big brother would be this hard, especially with Sasuke saying his dreaded five worded sentence. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
All I ever wanted was you, my love by anakinodair reviews
Nathan comes back for Barry.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Nathan Y., Simon B. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 6,038 - Follows: 1,147 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 4,302 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Moment in Time by Ebony Rayne reviews
Harry Potter — the newest student at McKinley High. William Shuster — the favourite teacher of McKinley High. McKinley High — where they realized just what they'd begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/20/2011 - [Harry P., Will S.] - Complete
Return from Insanity by Impish Delight reviews
Harry decides it's time to escape the expectations of the wizarding world and make his own place. He will create new ties, break old ones, and discover his heritage. At the same time, one Dark Lord regains his sanity... OCCness TR/HP slash My First Fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,785 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Unspeakable by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Tony/Harry WARNING: general warning for language and rating appropriate content. "Attempting to woo a guy who can't talk is awkward enough, but Tony has other problems — like meddlesome coworkers, a manipulative goth, and an overprotective uncle."
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Tony D. - Complete
The Demon Who Lived by Kolarthecool reviews
Adopted by Uzunaru999... Harry Potter died as a child that Halloween night but a demon god decided to give him a second chance at life, with a few improvements of course. Dark!Godlike Harry. No pairings decided yet but will HarryxMany at first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 85,909 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P.
Opaque by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Impervious to the rays of light; Obscure; not clear; unintelligible. As only living heir, Harry is demanded by is great-grandfather to be sent to the past for family history and training. Four years can do a lot. Rated for swearing & violence, no slash. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,754 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Novus Orsa by Wyvren reviews
What would Happen if Snape found out he was the true Father to Lily's son, Harry Potter? And what if he were to find this out before said boy's 11th Birthday? everything you thought you knew will change. -Severitus-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,153 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Fickle Hand of Fate by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Harry Potter died in 1981, but in 1993 Harry finally arrives at Hogwarts. No one seems to know he should be dead, except Dumbledore, who stole someone else's son to replace the Boy-Who-Didn't-Live. AU SiriusBarty. LVHP preslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,132 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Easiest Thing by ibelieveinloveeverlasting reviews
Clark's journalism has a vendetta against Lex, what happens when Clark stands up for lex and realizes that it is time Lex knew everything?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 3,551 - Follows: 2,832 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birthday Cake by smaragdbird reviews
It's John's birthday, if he wants to be on the West Coast then that's his right, slash John/Warren
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Pyro, Warren P. - Complete
Elective Affinities by Caecelia reviews
It's 1976, and a strange new transfer student is about to turn Severus Snape's life on its head . . . Time-Travel, EWE, Slytherin!Harry, SSHP slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,050 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Le Commencement Du Diable Blanc by marshmallow jam reviews
What if Harry didn't survive the killing curse because of his mother's sacrifice? What if he survived because he was a mutant?
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,076 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P.
The Future Doesn't Scare Me by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Dust in the Sky. A series of stories set while Harry works for Torchwood after the 10th Doctor says goodbye. Harry/Doctor, canon pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,761 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Jack H.
Deceiving the Pearly Gates by Flayer reviews
Twin is BWL story: Harry is unknowingly born as the reincarnation of someone that Dumbledore wouldn't hesitate to kill, and Voldemort would kill to have. But he has his own problems to deal with. Its a good thing he's got his godfathers then... and Bella.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,653 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Cardiomyopathy by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LV/HP Voldemort has never lied to him before. Why would he start now? Harry reasoned that if Voldemort wasn't lying and Voldemort really loved him, then it was ok to love him back... Even if it meant the world had to burn. AU. Slash. Char Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,513 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4450 - Favs: 8,838 - Follows: 10,347 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4124 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 3,897 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Perfect Sky is Torn by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Dust in the Sky. Between the Doctor's companions throwing themselves all over him and Harry's life on Earth, their love always manages to bring them together.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Icy Destiny by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
Reluctantly abandoned by his father, Voldemort, for being a squib, Harry must learn to hold his own against a prejudiced, dark society. Elemental Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,327 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Animal Attractions by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Logan/Harry. Logan heals quicker than any human should and has an animalistic side he cannot repress. Harry heals quicker than any human should without magic and begins developing abilities he cannot hide. What happens when these two meet?
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,176 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Wolverine - Complete
To Infinity and Beyond by BlueArcticWolf reviews
Aboard the Enterprise, things get heated as Claire finds herself caught in a tug of war between a Vulcan and an Immortal. Throw in an exasperated linguist and a captain with a video camera, and we have a party! Sylaire, Claire/Spock
Crossover - Heroes & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Claire B., Spock
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. When he'd asked, Ron had never expected this… Harry was a gay, immortal, time traveling, Dark vampire who was in love with the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7611 - Favs: 12,558 - Follows: 5,718 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dust in the Sky by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Hanging by a Thread. Harry has a life to live now with a wife and children, but he can still find time for the Doctor, no matter what he looks like. -slash, mostly canon, anti-Ginny-
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 75,578 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Grim Olympian Tales: Canis Lupus by Felicity Dream reviews
Apollo was tired of never being sincerely loved. A dare hands him the opportunity for another chance, and this time he won't let Percy go –even if it means through force or desecrating him. Part of the Grim Tales one-shots. Dark!Apollo, Aporcy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/3/2010 - [Percy J., Apollo] - Complete
Hanging by a Thread by Batsutousai reviews
Two men meet after two wars and try to help heal each other. -Slash, anti!Ginny, but canon-
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/24/2010 - 9th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Riding the Storm by Snow white Kitsune reviews
What if another Time Lord had survived the Time-War, an exceedingly familiar Time Lord, an old enemy who hadn’t escaped quite as far as the End of The Universe, but a little closer to Earth. As for Harry Potter, well he’s is about to discover the truth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,355 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - The Master, Harry P.
Squib by dhulli reviews
AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,267 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P.
Logical Fallacy by BC reviews
A fatal combination of youthful folly and an awakening conscience lead Bill Weasley back to the front steps of No. 4 Privet Drive – to abduct a little kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,172 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bill W., Harry P. - Complete
Connections by GeminiCancer reviews
HP/Dexter xover. AU to both universes. Harry has always been an artist and when he moves to miami he gets to practice his art. He meets a hunter who can understand. i wanted to write a horror/romance complete may be another like it sometime
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Twisted Fairy Tales by Feygan reviews
When things go wrong in the future, a stranger travels through time back to when it all began... in Smallville. Lex/Clark slash. AU fusion basically from season 2 of Smallville and the whole Superman mythos.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Clark K./Superman - Complete
Companionship by Lina03 reviews
Harry Potter finds himself in another universe. What is he going to do in a place where magic doesn't exist?...And how does Superman work his way into Harry's new life?...A HP/Superman crossover sort-of , AU, SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El
Something Else by ArwendeImladris reviews
Bruce wants something else, so he breaks off his sexual relationship with Clark. Lex Luthor has all the money and power in the world, but he wants something else, too – and now that Clark is finally available, he seizes his chance to grab it. Slash.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Fulfilled Fantasy by Skia-Val reviews
Before the Last Battle can commence, a train ride is in order. Unfortunately for Harry, Death Eaters have to ride too. While on board, Harry's luck runs out, and he finds his seat next to a bored Dark Lord. Trainlest, HPLV, Smut, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
By Deaths To Die by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
When Harry is tragically murdered, he thought it was the end. Apparently not. He will have his revenge and Voldemort will help. SLASH. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,663 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Chosen by Nightjar reviews
Lord Alan of Trebond died when his children were only four. Each of the twins were sent to live with their respective godsparents, but how different are the Alanna and Thom that hardly remember each other to the ones we all know?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 26,402 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Tortall - Complete
The Case of the Missing Cockatiel by Gryvon reviews
Lassiter/Shawn slash. Shawn's next case turns out to be more than he expected. He's got more than keen observational powers at his disposal, thanks to a run-in with a true fortune-teller who leaves him with psychic abilities of his own.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,045 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/11/2008 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
The Room of Desire by enchanted nightingale reviews
As Harry and his friends fight with the Death Eaters in the Ministry, Harry finds himself dueling against Lucius Malfoy. While trying to avoid a stray curse they stumble inside a room in the Department of Mysteries that one should avoid entering at any co
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 131 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Irreversible Destiny by SheWolfe7 reviews
AU. HPLV. Dark!Harry. Severitus. Can someone's destiny really be set in stone? It's time for change, time for revolution and time for truths to be revealed. Freedom comes in many forms and Cyriacus Snape is about to usher in a new unexpected future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,006 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 5,863 - Follows: 344 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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A Misconception of Identity reviews
full summary inside it doesn't fit here . Lily and James not parents, Severus father, Dumbles bashing, weasely bashing, british wizarding world bashing they're all insane to think a baby will solve their problems for them slash maybe LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P.
Wild Magic reviews
Pushed aside and forgotten by his parents because his brother is the Chosen One and he's a squib, Harry Potter is sent to an orphanage and is put on the path of learning the true nature of his magic. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.