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37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

Reality has exiled me; I am no longer bound by it's laws.

The United States is putting together a Constitution now for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It's served us well for 200 years, and we don't appear to be using it anymore, so what the hell.

you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. (that poor rabbit has done so much for advertising and he still gets nothing. I think he is really a deep philosophical metaphor describing how cruel and evil all children are)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. (‘are the people in this book real?’ ‘no, Sayla, it’s fiction. You picked it up in the fantasy section’)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I shouldn’t have put this here, I have died. I am currently a member of the undead)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (AlbinoF0x has the best profile, everyone should go and see it)

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. (makes me think of this one person who I just want to STRANGLE on a daily basis)

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like slash and yoai and you don't know how the fuck that happened, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Dusk To Dawn by reighost reviews
Harry Potter's life reached its end and turned to dusk. Sawada Tsunayoshi's life has yet to begin. A Sky from Dusk to Dawn. Harry reincarnated as Tsuna.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 76,574 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn, Reborn
Brightly Burning by Araceil reviews
Twin-fic to Reighost's Dusk to Dawn. Reborn/Harry. Everything changes with a chance meeting in a bar. Sky!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,141 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Harry P., Adult Reborn, Reborn] Shamal
The Wizard by 1Belphoebe reviews
Harry had one friend in primary school. Sherlock never got over his one and only crush. Very slow, soft romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Under Wing by reighost reviews
Prophecies where tricky things and lies are even tricker, Sirius's death becomes a catalyst and Dumbledore's lies crumple like a house of cards. Harry is left with a burning question…Who is he really? Crossover with Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Co-written with the lovely Araciel, who got me back into writing, go read her work, all of it is amazing!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,177 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., K. Hibari, H. Gokudera
Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 218,098 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
A Wolf and her Lion by dancewithdragons reviews
Lyla Stark was the first born of Lord Eddard and Lady Catelyn, the Daughter of Winter, a lady by all rights who was raised in the North, but she felt more at home in the arms of Jaime Lannister than she ever did in Winterfell. (Rated M) (Completed. To continue with the story, please read 'Hear Me Roar'.)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,825 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Jaime L., OC] - Complete
Bunnies in Hats by Payne's Gray reviews
Various crossovers and ideas. Harry centric. Unbeta-d. Chapter 1: HPxPre-Thor, James doesn't care who his father is, Harry is still his son. Chapter 11: Harry Potter AU, In which Hogwarts is an online game.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,452 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P.
Sword smithing has always just been another type of magic by Nefarious Matchbox reviews
ONE SHOT "If Mihawk was going to become the world's greatest swordsman, he would need a sword to match. Luckily, he stumbled upon the peculiar green-eyed man named Harii who was the best smith he'd ever met. It started off as threaten-and-irritably-obey, and now it was more like give-and-take (though Mihawk still threatened sometimes.)" Drabble fic,no pairing, long, T for swearing
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 322 - Published: 3/31 - Harry P., Mihawk - Complete
Hush Little Child by Phoenix's Moon reviews
Loke's first owner was a man of many magics, located smack-dab in the center of the Earthren world. He knows that the man's dead now and Lucy's his new owner, but sudden flashbacks began to convince Loke differently. *A story of Loke's childhood and a bit past that.* *Complete as of 2/24/15*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,328 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P., Loke/Leo - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
In The Unlikely Event by blacktea reviews
Seki is preparing for something. (Rumi is as well.) But it's not like the world is ending.
My Neighbor Seki/となりの関くん - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Complete
The Game by Rendered Reversed reviews
!MAJOR NON-MAGIC AU! VolDeMort, an infamously vicious PvPer. Scarred, a ridiculously lucky warrior. HBPrince, their unfortunate priest (sage, but really, who's keeping track?). Together, they're the smallest of the top 10 teams on CoS Online, and probably the most dysfunctional as well... Eventual TMR/HP SLASH, pairings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,959 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Elevator by FoxieSango reviews
Seki and Rumi are stuck in an Elevator! Can Rumi maintain her sanity until they get out? (Do not copy or repost anywhere, thanks)!
My Neighbor Seki/となりの関くん - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
An Understanding by blacktea reviews
Between two people who were absolutely NOT dating. Sitting next to Rumi may have given him many responsibilities normally associated with that of a boyfriend. (He wasn't actually her boyfriend.) Yokoi/Seki from Seki's POV
My Neighbor Seki/となりの関くん - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Complete
Next To Him by blacktea reviews
They had an understanding. And no one else really needed to hear the words they didn't speak to one another. Future fic for Tonari no Seki-kun with Yokoi/Seki! Because reasons!
My Neighbor Seki/となりの関くん - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Hurricane by Dark K. Sly reviews
He only ever wanted to bring Sirius back, but in Harry's life nothing ever goes the way he wants it to. .LokixHary.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,579 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 3,641 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Khaveyrim by In Defilade reviews
Spin-off AU of Per Ardua Ad Astra. Harry lost his magic and became a soldier. Ziva lost her sister and became a spy. Theirs is an unlikely bond, a friendship forged in fire, blood and loss that endures despite divergent commitments to duty, country and agency. First only friends, who became something more - something deeper, more powerful. They are, and always will be 'khaveyrim'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,876 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Harry P., Ziva D.]
Chine by Gryvon reviews
Will is approached by Jack Crawford to consult on the Minnesota Shrike case. He does not accept.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Will G., Hannibal L.] - Complete
My Lady by ThereIsBeautyInConfusion reviews
Ned Stark returns to Winterfell immediately after Robert Baratheon's death. Tywin Lannister, the new hand, demands that he allow Sansa to stay and marry Joffrey as a sign of loyalty. Joffrey starts to show his true colors now that he is King. Can he still find love with his Lady?
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,245 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sansa S., Joffrey B.
Þetta er nóg by Batsutousai reviews
Banished to Earth in hopes that he might learn the same lesson Thor had, Loki meets Queen Elsa of Arendelle. But how can two creatures of ice possibly hope to warm the other's heart?
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Loki, Elsa] Marshmallow - Complete
Sentimentality by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
After the shipwreck Oliver found that loving unconditionally came naturally. They were all he had left, and he wouldn't give them up for the world. Oliver/Shado/Slade. M/F/M. Slight AU. Spoilers through The Three Ghosts (2.09)
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Oliver Q., Shado, Slade W./Deathstroke] - Complete
The Lecherous Mr Collins by Makena'lei reviews
"Elizabeth, I will not tolerate such impertinent remarks from my betrothed" Collins e was shocked at his sudden change in ey were further on the path to Netherfield then she imagined.Here in the forest, the path was thin.He was blocking her way back. He got closer. "You have no connections, no dowry worth taking, and an estate entailed to me, you have no choice
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 67,340 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Boy Next Door by Nacomah reviews
Slash Harry/Pyro. Magneto receives a tip that a powerful young mutant lives on Privet Drive. Posing as a family, Magneto, Mystique, and Pyro become convinced that their neighbor, Harry Potter, is the mutant they're looking for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,638 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Pyro - Complete
Taking flight to a new adventure by Junuen Lisunia reviews
Tired of his life after the war,Harry decides to make a change by moving to America and later joining the air force. He didn't expect his jet to literally be alive. And Starscream didn't think he'd actually like a human. Warning: slash human/mech.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - [Starscream, Harry P.] - Complete
Being Human by ArizonaDreamParis reviews
When Dean was in Hell, he met a green-eyed oddity that made him remember what it was like to be human. Will it be enough? (rated M just to be sure). Part 1 of the Humanity 'Verse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Harry P., Dean W., Alastair, Castiel - Complete
Soulthern Comfort by GeminiCancer reviews
Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 568 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
The Hidden Countries by Akari-Chaan reviews
Rose Potter and her friends were getting desperate, there was only one Horcrux left - Nangi. Unfortunately Rose can't get to it. This was when Hermione suggested the snake summoning scroll from the Hidden Countries... They hadn't expected to run into ninja, blood debts or the possibility of being related to one of them... This is going to be one hell of a ride. Re-Write! FemHarry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,405 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Soothe My Soul by Misato reviews
Slade only has nightmares when things are going well. Oliver/Slade/Shado hurt-comfort smut set post-finale.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Oliver Q., Slade W./Deathstroke, Shado - Complete
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,145 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 3,372 - Follows: 3,907 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Hunsford Day by Astonishment reviews
The day of the Hunsford proposal is repeated over and over, Groundhog Day style; from Elizabeth's POV. This OOC story begins after the disastrous Hunsford proposal. (Copyright 2013)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,673 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Gentleman Wore Leather by Slaymesoftly reviews
Rewrite of Halloween episode - what if the spell had lasted a little longer? Maybe a whiff of dub-con? Precedes the already posted "The Gentleman Takes His Leave", which will make more sense once you've read this.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Gentleman Takes His Leave by Slaymesoftly reviews
A sequel to The Gentleman Wore Leather - a ficlet in which Ethan's spell on the Halloween Costumes lasts a bit longer than in canon and Spike seduces "Elizabeth" - successfully, until her dress comes off and breaks the spell. This begins with the last scene from that fic, when Buffy has awakened and must face the day.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Hollow Thunder, Vital Lightning by Aariya07 reviews
Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 151,684 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 3,884 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Laws of the Jungle by Tsume Yuki reviews
Fugaku sits Itachi and Shisui down to explain the roles of the police, the official Uchiha rulebook and how to deal with the orange wearing menace. Non-massacre FemNaru female naruto ItaNaru or ShiNaru Uchiha Police Force baby!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Ups and Downs and All-Arounds by cywscross reviews
When your best friends are also the most-feared students on the entire campus, life can be tough. Of course, if anybody ever realizes that Law wears an apron when he cooks and Kid spends an hour in the bathroom doing his hair in the morning, opinions might change, though not necessarily for the better. So one might say it's lucky Luffy's always been the laidback sort.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 606 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Luffy, T. Law, E. Kidd
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 291 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Paradox by Ochibi-chann reviews
AU – Reborn is too paranoid for his own good. It comes with the job. But then, encountering an unknown woman many times than is healthy has gained his suspicion. He needs to realize that sometimes, coincidences are just coincidences. One-shot. FemHarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Reborn - Complete
Second Chance by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Ten Years ago Dean spent three days in bliss but when he learned the truth about his lover he couldn't deal. Ten years later a hunt brings them together again will Dean make the same choice Harry/Dean Slash AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,804 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Ace of Spades by LeontinaStardust reviews
Betrayed by his friends, Harry Potter finds himself thrown inside a muggle mental hospital, but is soon transferred to Arkham Asylum . It is here where Harry learns what true insanity is. Gotham had better watch out. Joker/Harry slash. Insane!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,858 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Joker - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3942 - Favs: 11,007 - Follows: 10,334 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Fame by Belle's Noir reviews
Just a few weeks after his name came out the Goblet, Harry's at his lowest when an impossible creature offers him a... direction.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 175 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Tinkerbell - Complete
Sneaking Around Konoha by enchanted nightingale reviews
Loneliness was not for him, Harry knew that. Then he met Kakashi and he found a solution to his problem. HarryKakashi. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,435 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 3,192 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,666 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 5,721 - Follows: 7,260 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
The Happy Club by InisMona reviews
Harry Potter is fresh out of a war. Noah Puckerman is fresh out of juvie. Both are going to have to learn to cope with their changed circumstances, and in the process, learn trust and love.Slash, H/P.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,022 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Puck - Complete
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 3874 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 3,776 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the School for Pureblood Wizards by Mikril-dey reviews
(DMxHP) Before Harry Potter ever had a chance to go to Hogwarts, Voldemort had taken over. A cruel joke had been played as Harry received his first letter from Hogwarts. To make things worse, he catches the eye of the ‘Prince’ amongst pureblood wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,773 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Don't You Want Somebody to Love? by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
General Sephiroth is losing his mind and Harry Potter just wants to know the meaning of life. CROSSOVER SLASH Sephiroth/Harry WARNING: Contains disturbing content including but not limited to prostitution, gore, and language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,563 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Sephiroth - Complete
Sowilo by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Loki shelters from the rain in a coffee shop run by Harry Potter and somehow manages to change them both forever. - I've been calling you 'Mr Cappuccino' in my head all this time; you could have told me your name - Harry/Loki slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 4,693 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Power of Obsessive Love by Zhu Yingtai reviews
“When you’ve seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.” Nothing can manufacture or imitate love. But could a love potion create the right circumstances for an unlikely love to happen on its own? SLASH HP/LV-T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,740 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fix You by criesofthefallen reviews
The world would always wonder what happened there, but no one ever would. Except a man with remarkable green eyes who watched in silence. Still, he waited. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., J. Kirk
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,294 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Brother's Complex by N.V.9 reviews
Itachi never knew that being a big brother would be this hard, especially with Sasuke saying his dreaded five worded sentence. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Itachi U., Deidara] - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Serpent Devours Its Own Tail by Angela and MiniMix reviews
"You're between. You're not supposed to be here."/When Harry dies a second time, Truth gives him the choice to go forward or go back. Forward doesn't send him quite where he expected, and the price is a heavy one for a wizard./RoyxHarry, FMA:B verse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Roy M.
All I ever wanted was you, my love by anakinodair reviews
Nathan comes back for Barry.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Nathan Y., Simon B. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 8,017 - Follows: 1,728 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 4,666 - Follows: 3,292 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 5,431 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
A Moment in Time by All-About-That-Ace reviews
Harry Potter — the newest student at McKinley High. William Shuster — the favourite teacher of McKinley High. McKinley High — where they realized just what they'd begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/20/2011 - [Harry P., Will S.] - Complete
Return from Insanity by Impish Delight reviews
Harry decides it's time to escape the expectations of the wizarding world and make his own place. He will create new ties, break old ones, and discover his heritage. At the same time, one Dark Lord regains his sanity... OCCness TR/HP slash My First Fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,785 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Eden by Araceil reviews
Slash. Dumbledore could go hang. Even if all the magical world were to hate and revile him, he would go back and help Voldemort destroy Muggle-kind, before they destroyed the world, again. VERY DARK.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,388 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Unspeakable by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Tony/Harry WARNING: general warning for language and rating appropriate content. "Attempting to woo a guy who can't talk is awkward enough, but Tony has other problems — like meddlesome coworkers, a manipulative goth, and an overprotective uncle."
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Tony D. - Complete
The Demon Who Lived by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Harry Potter died as a child that Halloween night but a demon god decided to give him a second chance at life, with a few improvements of course. Dark!Godlike Harry. No pairings decided yet but will HarryxMany at first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 85,909 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P.
Above the Waves by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Slight Little Mermaid crossover. Coral is cursed to live as a mute human for saving a sailor's life. Still possessing some of her mermaid powers, Coral finds herself taken in by the very sailor she saved, Captain Jack Sparrow. Jack/OC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,929 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Opaque by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Impervious to the rays of light; Obscure; not clear; unintelligible. As only living heir, Harry is demanded by is great-grandfather to be sent to the past for family history and training. Four years can do a lot. Rated for swearing & violence, no slash. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,754 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Novus Orsa by Wyvren reviews
What would Happen if Snape found out he was the true Father to Lily's son, Harry Potter? And what if he were to find this out before said boy's 11th Birthday? everything you thought you knew will change. -Severitus-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,153 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Bend in the Road by waterpulse reviews
Shindou Hikaru is invited to Korea for an exchange program following the Hokuto Cup. Expansion on 'If the Pieces Fit'. Ko Yeong-ha/Shindou Hikaru
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,171 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Hikaru S.
The Fickle Hand of Fate by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Harry Potter died in 1981, but in 1993 Harry finally arrives at Hogwarts. No one seems to know he should be dead, except Dumbledore, who stole someone else's son to replace the Boy-Who-Didn't-Live. AU SiriusBarty. LVHP preslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,132 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Easiest Thing by ibelieveinloveeverlasting reviews
Clark's journalism has a vendetta against Lex, what happens when Clark stands up for lex and realizes that it is time Lex knew everything?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Birthday Cake by smaragdbird reviews
It's John's birthday, if he wants to be on the West Coast then that's his right, slash John/Warren
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Pyro, Warren P. - Complete
Elective Affinities by Caecelia reviews
It's 1976, and a strange new transfer student is about to turn Severus Snape's life on its head . . . Time-Travel, EWE, Slytherin!Harry, SSHP slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,050 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Le Commencement Du Diable Blanc by marshmallow jam reviews
What if Harry didn't survive the killing curse because of his mother's sacrifice? What if he survived because he was a mutant?
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,076 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P.
The Future Doesn't Scare Me by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Dust in the Sky. A series of stories set while Harry works for Torchwood after the 10th Doctor says goodbye. Harry/Doctor, canon pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,761 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Jack H.
Reap the Whirlwind by Ozzallos reviews
Going back was bound to make ripples, but soon that would be the least of his concerns.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Deceiving the Pearly Gates by Ryft reviews
Twin is BWL story: Harry is unknowingly born as the reincarnation of someone that Dumbledore wouldn't hesitate to kill, and Voldemort would kill to have. But he has his own problems to deal with. Its a good thing he's got his godfathers then... and Bella.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,653 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hands' Meaning by Mede reviews
Akira wanted a rival. In walked Shindou Hikaru, abrupt, abrasive, brilliant... and refusing to care. Not everyone's life is a game.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Cardiomyopathy by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LV/HP Voldemort has never lied to him before. Why would he start now? Harry reasoned that if Voldemort wasn't lying and Voldemort really loved him, then it was ok to love him back... Even if it meant the world had to burn. AU. Slash. Char Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,513 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 147 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4810 - Favs: 10,336 - Follows: 11,857 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4183 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 4,272 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Perfect Sky is Torn by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Dust in the Sky. Between the Doctor's companions throwing themselves all over him and Harry's life on Earth, their love always manages to bring them together.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - [11th Doctor, Harry P.] River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H.
Icy Destiny by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
Reluctantly abandoned by his father, Voldemort, for being a squib, Harry must learn to hold his own against a prejudiced, dark society. Elemental Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,327 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Of Technology and Botany by Rasberry Jo reviews
Ironman/Harry Potter xover; hermaphrodite!Harry/Tony; Summary inside. on hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
To Infinity and Beyond by BlueArcticWolf reviews
Aboard the Enterprise, things get heated as Claire finds herself caught in a tug of war between a Vulcan and an Immortal. Throw in an exasperated linguist and a captain with a video camera, and we have a party! Sylaire, Claire/Spock
Crossover - Heroes & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Claire B., Spock
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8155 - Favs: 15,344 - Follows: 6,509 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dust in the Sky by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Hanging by a Thread. Harry has a life to live now with a wife and children, but he can still find time for the Doctor, no matter what he looks like. -slash, mostly canon, anti-Ginny-
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 75,578 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - [10th Doctor, Harry P.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Grim Olympian Tales: Canis Lupus by Felicity Dream reviews
Apollo was tired of never being sincerely loved. A dare hands him the opportunity for another chance, and this time he won't let Percy go –even if it means through force or desecrating him. Part of the Grim Tales one-shots. Dark!Apollo, Aporcy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/3/2010 - [Percy J., Apollo] - Complete
Hanging by a Thread by Batsutousai reviews
Two men meet after two wars and try to help heal each other. -Slash, anti!Ginny, but canon-
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 142 - Published: 4/24/2010 - [9th Doctor, Harry P.] - Complete
MACHINATION: Another Day by tofu-melon reviews
/HiruRyo, ES21-xover/ A series of shortstories on Hiruma's and Ryoma's relationship following after MACHINATION. "Your Blood" - "'This book says we aren't a good pair.'"
Crossover - Prince of Tennis & Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,287 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 8/1/2008 - E. Ryoma, Hiruma Y.
Riding the Storm by Snow white Kitsune reviews
What if another Time Lord had survived the Time-War, an exceedingly familiar Time Lord, an old enemy who hadn’t escaped quite as far as the End of The Universe, but a little closer to Earth. As for Harry Potter, well he’s is about to discover the truth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,355 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - The Master, Harry P.
Squib by dhulli reviews
AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,267 - Reviews: 2571 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P.
Connections by GeminiCancer reviews
HP/Dexter xover. AU to both universes. Harry has always been an artist and when he moves to miami he gets to practice his art. He meets a hunter who can understand. i wanted to write a horror/romance complete may be another like it sometime
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Twisted Fairy Tales by Feygan reviews
When things go wrong in the future, a stranger travels through time back to when it all began... in Smallville. Lex/Clark slash. AU fusion basically from season 2 of Smallville and the whole Superman mythos.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Clark K./Superman - Complete
Companionship by Lina03 reviews
Harry Potter finds himself in another universe. What is he going to do in a place where magic doesn't exist?...And how does Superman work his way into Harry's new life?...A HP/Superman crossover sort-of , AU, SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El
Something Else by ArwendeImladris reviews
Bruce wants something else, so he breaks off his sexual relationship with Clark. Lex Luthor has all the money and power in the world, but he wants something else, too – and now that Clark is finally available, he seizes his chance to grab it. Slash.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Fulfilled Fantasy by Val Skia reviews
Before the Last Battle can commence, a train ride is in order. Unfortunately for Harry, Death Eaters have to ride too. While on board, Harry's luck runs out, and he finds his seat next to a bored Dark Lord. Trainlest, HPLV, Smut, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 138 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I Know Where You Sleep by gottalovett reviews
Charlies Angels Full Throttle Seamus and Dylan smut because we all know that was a sex scene waiting to happen ;
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 6,127 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
By Deaths To Die by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
When Harry is tragically murdered, he thought it was the end. Apparently not. He will have his revenge and Voldemort will help. SLASH. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,663 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Various Drabbles by psychoticKisshu reviews
Just what the title says folks, various drabbles from my mind involving the HP and ES21 'verse. Don't like the idea? Don't read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hiruma Y.
Beauty and the Beast by Stalker of Stories reviews
Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/8/2009 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
MACHINATION by tofu-melon reviews
/HiruRyo, ES21-xover/ After dropping his "Devil's Handbook" Hiruma Yoichi goes crazy trying to find it, only to have it returned to him by one tennis-prodigy. Intrigued, Hiruma wants to know what can set a boy like this off and tries to get closer to him.
Crossover - Prince of Tennis & Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,175 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - E. Ryoma, Hiruma Y. - Complete
The Chosen by Nightjar reviews
Lord Alan of Trebond died when his children were only four. Each of the twins were sent to live with their respective godsparents, but how different are the Alanna and Thom that hardly remember each other to the ones we all know?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 26,402 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Tortall - Complete
The Case of the Missing Cockatiel by Gryvon reviews
Lassiter/Shawn slash. Shawn's next case turns out to be more than he expected. He's got more than keen observational powers at his disposal, thanks to a run-in with a true fortune-teller who leaves him with psychic abilities of his own.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,045 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/11/2008 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
Lost Memories by Esa MaRie reviews
Another HnG AU story. What if Sai was not just a ghost? But a part of Hikaru Shindo’s memories of his previous life? Will he still walk into the life of a go player?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,993 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/21/2007
The Room of Desire by enchanted nightingale reviews
As Harry and his friends fight with the Death Eaters in the Ministry, Harry finds himself dueling against Lucius Malfoy. While trying to avoid a stray curse they stumble inside a room in the Department of Mysteries that one should avoid entering at any co
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 169 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Eyeshield OneShots by Alina-Cantha reviews
A collection of my Eyeshield 21 oneshot stories. Various pairings.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2006
Irreversible Destiny by SheWolfe7 reviews
AU. HPLV. Dark!Harry. Severitus. Can someone's destiny really be set in stone? It's time for change, time for revolution and time for truths to be revealed. Freedom comes in many forms and Cyriacus Snape is about to usher in a new unexpected future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,006 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Spellbound by KatBlue reviews
Perhaps another one shot. It depends on how many people I attract. Reviews that is. I think you people might like this. Out of 2nd season's Halloween ep. It’s Buffy and Spike. LOL. For my dear friend, Tammydevil666 Chapter 2.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 411 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Chain Reaction by SoHo Chic reviews
Complete An Alanna-goes-to-the-convent with a twist...she's an only child. AA. In the process of revisions
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 104,228 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Complete
After the Fall by Kushelkitten reviews
Anthonys and Dylan's POV after the fall from the roof. This story has been reposted by popular demand.
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Complete
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A Misconception of Identity reviews
full summary inside it doesn't fit here . Lily and James not parents, Severus father, Dumbles bashing, weasely bashing, british wizarding world bashing they're all insane to think a baby will solve their problems for them slash maybe LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P.
Wild Magic reviews
Pushed aside and forgotten by his parents because his brother is the Chosen One and he's a squib, Harry Potter is sent to an orphanage and is put on the path of learning the true nature of his magic. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.