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Joined 06-25-11, id: 3021129, Profile Updated: 09-20-14
Author has written 51 stories for Sherlock, A song of Ice and Fire, Alice in Wonderland, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Romeo & Juliet, and Supernatural.

I'm very lame.

Enjoy the products of my lame lonliness.

so basically yeah

probably going to hell for writing this

definitley don't care

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Darkness of the Soul by Dawnfire11 reviews
When Sherlock revealed that he wasn't dead, John was hurt, having spent the last two years mourning his friend. But little did he know, Sherlock too was haunted by the two years away, and what happened to him during that time. Spoilers for The Empty Hearse. Possible trigger warnings. PTSD!Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,240 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Swear Words and Coffee by Sky Astor reviews
POV - first person. Malcolm x Reader. Malcolm Tucker's assistant is deeply in love with him, but he doesn't know it. Will she tell him? (*My first ever fic*)
Thick of It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Malcolm T. - Complete
A grave misunderstanding by julyheat reviews
Set in AU. John knows Sherlock is a werewolf, especially since Sherlock just won't shut up about it. Unfortunately, Sherlock seemed to neglect some important information-such as courtship rituals. So when John accidentally opens those floodgates, he quickly finds himself living with a wolf in love. Johnlock-rated M for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No More Miracles by whitchry9 reviews
Sherlock came back from the dead twice for John. Apparently three times is too much to ask. Written for a prompt- what if Sherlock never called the ambulance to the flat. The two people there with him were medical professionals. Surely they would have noticed? But perhaps not until it was too late. Feels abound. 12 chapters. Rated for language. NOT CANON COMPLIANT.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,155 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
The Twelfth Night by Emeraldbuttercup reviews
Since their first meeting, Sherlock has been hiding something from John. But as their friendship grows, secrets are harder to keep. Sherlock AU.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Casmir by ausland reviews
Thirteen ways in which Irene Adler lingers around Baker Street, and thirteen times that Sherlock finds a trace of her in his flat. Follows canon up until Series Three. Spoilers for Series Three. Adlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Irene A., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Around the World in 80 Letters by IAmAdlocked reviews
Sherlock receives a mysterious letter from a character from his past
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Irene A. - Complete
The Dying Detective by Kerkerian-Horizon reviews
After an attempt on Sherlock's life, John is there for his friend. Of course. Even though it might break his heart. One-shot, not Johnlock. Minor spoiler for TRF. The title is borrowed from ACD.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stupid by whitchry9 reviews
Everything was stupid. Time, fish, and most of all the bloody neurotoxin that he'd somehow ingested. Written for the HC prompt 'poisoning'.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Let's Have Dinner by ausland reviews
What if the texts were a game between Irene and Sherlock? It started in a sitting room in Belgravia. And then they happened upon each other, purely by chance. And then again, on purpose. And again. Until they cared about each other. Until there was sentiment. Follows canon, but goes into the missing time not shown in the episode. Sherlock/Irene, but NOT anti-John. Sequel up.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,561 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
A Trip of the Mind by Crowley For King reviews
After running off by himself again, Sherlock is forcibly given a dose of LSD. Unable to tell the difference between reality and hallucinations, he unwillingly and unknowingly gives everyone an unfiltered look into his own mind. And what they see is startling. OneShot. Mentions of child abuse. Wear wichever goggles you choose.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This is Not A Safe House by Sara Dobie Bauer reviews
Sherlock is shot while rescuing Irene Adler in Karachi. Fighting to stay alive, they seek shelter in a safe house, and Irene must help the consulting detective who needs help from no one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Irene A., Sherlock H. - Complete
You Lose by KlinicallyInsaneKoschei reviews
Just a short drabble/ficlet of Series 1 Pool Scene. Contains spoilers for both Series. Hints at Dark!Sherlock and mentions of firearms and explosions.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Lights, Camera, Exposure by Midori Aoi reviews
There's something incredibly fascinating in fire. Its blaze, its brightness and its searing touch. Those who play with fire, always get burned. It's a rule. You can't escape it. But who says either of them wanted to escape it? After all, it's only just a game. Sherlock/Irene one-shot. May or may not continue. Depends on popular demand. Rated T for provocative content.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Sherlock H., Irene A.
Blinding Lights by Tiriniel reviews
Post-Reichenbach. An unexpected encounter brings the media down on Sherlock as he hunts Moran.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
By Your Side by Scarlett Rogue reviews
After a failed assassination attempt, Greg waits by Mycroft's bedside for the man to wake up. Fluffy thing of rainbows and gumdrop smiles, written for DaJazzGal. Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Violet and Alice by Coriander Tea reviews
A modern interpretation of 'The Copper Beeches'. A missing girl, a job offer too good to be true, a lonely house, a family with a disturbed child, red hair, and copper beech trees. Even if you know that story, you don't know this one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012
A Computer Hacking in Bohemia by I-don't-have-it-with-me reviews
Whose writing was that on the envelope that Sherlock received during the bomber-puzzle case? He now believes that he's found her-a one Ms. Irene Adler... But what is her connection to Moriarty? Just remember Sherlock, every rose has its thorn. T Ch 8
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sherlock H.
After Adler, Or, the Joys of Jealousy by angelmaple reviews
Written for this prompt on sherlockbbc of lj: John interrupts a Sherlock/Irene clinch, gets jealous and doesn't understand why. Sherlock is flattered by this. Warnings: spoilers for A Scandal in Bohemia and the entire series.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Virus from the Valley: 1 of 3 in a Series by Manzy reviews
Can our boys cope with a modern-day Irene Adler, when they can barely sort out their own feelings? A modern twist on A Scandal in Bohemia, mystery, danger, romance, and eventually, S/J smooching. Set after TGG. First in a series. Complete!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And I Must Scream by starlingnight reviews
Silence has fallen, but the Doctor is screaming in the dark, immobile and imprisoned. AU from The Pandorica Opens.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/7/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
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Juliet (Previously titled 'Meaning') reviews
I watched the light leave his eyes like a candle being snuffed out. There is something in the eyes of the living, I think. Something that burns bright and beautiful and hopeful. When they die, that light is extinguished, and it leaves only emptiness behind. I've seen that same emptiness in the living as well. I've seen that emptiness in Romeo. Aro Ace Juliet and Romeo/Mercutio AU
Romeo & Juliet - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,957 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Juliet, Romeo, Mercutio
In Their Nature reviews
It's in the early days after Cas fell, when he still is healing from his all-too-human wounds, that Cas discovers one of God's more forgotten creatures: bees.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
About That Naked Thing reviews
Cas needs naked people on Dean's computer and assumed being naked is a normal, human thing. Well, he's not wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Dean W., Castiel
87
The true origins of Balloon Girl, Mangle, and the Bite of '87.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, OC, Mangle - Complete
Curiouser
A dark and twisted retelling of the classic, "Curiouser" is a horror web series based on 'Alice In Wonderland'. Check it out if you like murder mysteries, creepy things, serial killers, thrillers, drama, drugs, and noir.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Alice, Dinah - Complete
13 Promises reviews
The thirteen promises they kept and the one they didn't. (John lock, canon divergence, hurt comfort, sick!fic, relationships.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
221 Minutes reviews
A lot can happen in 221 minutes. (Or, the one where Sherlock and John get kidnapped, tortured, escape, and have their first kiss; all before midnight on New Year's Eve. Also, vampires.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2014
What You Left Behind
After the Fall, John Watson is the same. Good thing neither is Sherlock Holmes. (Imaginary!Sherlock, John Whump, mental health issues.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Adaption reviews
John has always been a bit of a copy-cat.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2014
Breathe reviews
Me: Sharp pain in the third rib, slight throbbing of the head, dizziness. Blindfolded - not blind. Good. Conclusion: concussion, broken rib. Not as bad off as John, then. Breathe. Breathe, John. Dying is hard enough, but listening to this is something entirely different.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Anderson - Complete
A Time to Think
Sherlock and John get drunk, lose their memory, and investigate a mystery where the only clue is a purple stick note with the word 'Crime' on it. Loosely based on "The Adventure of the Devil's Foot." (In which Sherlock and John solve a crime drunk. Demonic possessions, con artists, hangovers, nightmares, drugs, and first kisses abound.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2014
The Definition of Home reviews
221B Baker Street burns to the ground. Sherlock and John are forced to re-define 'home'. (Established relationships Johnlock and Mystrade. Major character death. Bees, drunk, fluff, sad, angst, hurt, comfort, friendship.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
With Bated Breath, I Waited reviews
Sally witnesses Sherlock and John's first kiss. (Sequel to my other story "The Trajectory of a Falling Star")
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Sgt. S. Donavan
What We May Be reviews
AU: John didn't meet Sherlock. John met Jim. (Dark!John, brainwashing, one-shot.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Complete
Apoapsis
Apoapsis – (astronomy) the point in an orbit farthest from the body being orbited. When Sherlock disappears, John has no choice but to step into the detective's shoes and investigate. (Johnlock.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,540 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
The Trajectory of a Falling Star reviews
Sherlock is a bit not good. Sally notices and investigates. (A BAMF Sally series in which she is not evil and actually helpful and basically makes Mystrade and Johnlock happen. Loose adaption of 'The Adventure of the Dying Detective'. TW: Drugs, torture, withdrawal, sick!fic. Serbia and parentlock.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Sgt. S. Donavan
A Mutually Assured Destruction
Sherlock and Jim dance around each other for ages. When they finally collide, the results are catastrophically beautiful. Excerpt: Jim sits opposite from Sherlock. He stares at the empty chessboard, and Sherlock can see the gears inside his head whirling. Finally, he shrugs. "I give up. What's the deal." Sherlock leans forward. "Human chess," he says simply. (DarkLock Johnlock)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,877 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty
A Million Apologies reviews
"John," said the well-remembered voice. " I owe you a million apologies. I had no idea you would be so affected." (In which Sherlock apologizes to John literally a million times. Johnlock.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Mechanics of You reviews
John Watson will always be John Watson. Sherlock Holmes will never be Sherlock Holmes again. (Tags: Sherlock whump, PTSD, post-reichenbach, unrequited love, love letters.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Game of John reviews
Summary: John's never ending quest to soothe Sherlock's boredom leads him to create an impossible game that even the great Sherlock Holmes cannot solve... Or so he thinks... ""How do I win?" John smiles. "You have to kiss me."" (In which Sherlock apologizes and a first kiss happens.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
The Personal Blog of Doctor John H Watson reviews
John has a separate/secret personal blog where he publishes all the drafts/personal musings/private things that he and Sherlock go through. Expect lots of canon divergences, case fics, and ACD canon references. Cute, fluff, good for a laugh, but also an interesting character study.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
13 Scenarios
In TEH, Sherlock states that there were 13 possible outcomes for Moriarty's rooftop meeting that he and Mycroft has planned for. We saw the one that happened, but what were the other twelve? (OT3, Mary-Friendly, future Johnlockary)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M.
Patterns of the Heart reviews
In a world where the lines on your hand determine your fate, Sherlock is born without a heartline. John's heartline curves into the actual shape of a heart; he's destined to find 'true love'. Moriarty has no lines at all; his future is constantly changing. Mycroft's heartline crosses his lifeline; his heart will be his downfall. Lestrade's breaks. (Soulmate AU! Magical realism AU!)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
The Language of Love reviews
John cannot speak French. Sherlock takes full advantage of this by saying the things he can't in English. (Based on the prompt: Sherlock discovers that John cannot speak French, so Sherlock starts to converse with John in said language telling him things he couldn't in English.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Let's Play Murder reviews
Sherlock babysits Archie. Both geniuses are bored, so Sherlock entertains Archie by telling him the setup of a crime and letting him solve the murder. Unbeknownst to Archie, the case in question is very, very personal. (Tags: Holmes brothers past, Christmas, the other one, case fic, cute but eventually gets sad, sibling death)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Archie - Complete
Fear Itself reviews
Anderson is afraid of clowns. Sally is scared of doctors. Molly is terrified of people. Mrs. Hudson is scared of going outside. Moriarty is scared of heights. Lestrade is scared of dogs. Mycroft is scared of the dark. John is scared of going insane. Sherlock is scared of being alone. (Sherlock characters facing their worst fears.) Slight crossover with Doctor Who.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
Message Not Sent reviews
Sherlock's time away from John told through texts. The messages are sent, but never received. Sequel to WORDLOCKED, TSTM, and Wait, How Do You Play This Game Again?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wait, How Do You Play This Game Again? reviews
Sherlock and John play Two Truths and Lie.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
TSTM reviews
Sherlock attempts to sext John. Sequel to 'WORDPLAY'.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
WORDLOCKED reviews
Someone messes with the autocorrect on John's phone. The results are a blend between a disaster and a miracle.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Did You Miss Me? reviews
John comes home one morning to find a large pentagram drawn in blood in the middle of his living room. Naturally, he's a bit upset. (In which Sherlock summons a very familiar ghost. Ouija boards, pentagrams and magic abound!)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Four Times Sherlock Lost a Sense and One Time He Gained Some Sense reviews
Smell, taste, hearing and sight were never important to Sherlock until he lost them. Nothing was more important than the one time he gained some sense. (Four stories in which Sherlock loses each of his senses briefly, and one story where he gets a clue and realizes his flatmate's feelings for him.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2014
The Empty Flat reviews
Sherlock goes back to 221B after John's wedding. He is alone, haunted by the memories and the man that just won't die. Moriarty nods before standing up to face Sherlock. "Was it worth it?" Sherlock replies cooly, "I could ask you the same thing." Moriarty smirks, but his eyes are filled with terror. "Was this worth dying for?" Sherlock looks back at the empty chair. "No."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty
Four Times Sherlock Made Someone Cry and One Time He Cried reviews
Pretty much what it says on the tin. Four times Sherlock made someone cry and one time he cried.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Movie Night reviews
John and Sherlock attempt to watch different movies. The results are disastrous and horribly funny.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Bet reviews
The Yarders make a bet about when John and Sherlock will get together, not knowing that they already are, in fact, together.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan
Specimen reviews
Sherlock collects freaks. John is his latest addition. (Dark!Lock)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
1, 2, 3
Sherlock teaches John to dance before his wedding.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, Mary M.
Four Ways They Could Have Met and One Way They Definitely Didn't
The Universe wants John and Sherlock to get together, and it is very, very persistent. (Basically, five meeting AUs which include Teenlock, dark!john, soul mates, kissing in the rain, drugs, group therapy, and death.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
A Good Old-Fashioned Villain
'Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain...' Get inside the heads of the villains of the show.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2014 - J. Moriarty, Mary M., C. A. Magnussen
En Garde reviews
Two grown-ass men who solve gruesome crimes in their spare time having a pillow fight. It's not a pillow fight. It's a pillow massacre. Stuffing strewn haphazardly about the room and little bits of dust floating through the air like a snowstorm. John knows war, but he's never seen anything like this before. (Sherlock and John have a pillow battle and things get... intense.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John Is reviews
John is not a lot of things. John is not jealous. John is not gay. John is not in love with his flatmate. John is not any of things, until Victor Trevor comes along.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Victor T. - Complete
Trapped reviews
John is trapped in an elevator when Sherlock needs him most! How will the detective survive without his faithful blogger? (Told through only texts. Written for a LWS Trope Bingo Prompt. A lot better than the summary makes it sound. One-shot. Tags: Johnlock, gay, poison, gunshot, hospital, happy ending, dying detecive. Please enjoy!)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Confessions reviews
Sherlock goes undercover as a Catholic Priest for a case. While bored and sitting in confessional, he meets a lost army doctor.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Complete
Blame Storm
Modern Office AU. Ned Stark reluctantly becomes Assistant Director of Kingsland Corporation, and must do battle with clients, employees, and his own friends. Meanwhile, Sansa deals with perverts, pedos, brats, and the normal perils of teenage life. Tyrion is exiled to the mail room, where he meets freaks like him.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2014
Office Policies reviews
Mythea-centric short stories centered around the lives of our two favorite government officals.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Anthea
A Blue Christmas
Sherlock's first Christmas back at Baker Street after The Fall wouldn't be complete without murder, mayhem, and - of course - John. (Otherwise titled 'Two Kisses and a Murder' (Simplified as 'The one where Molly and Greg fall in love, John goes on the hunt for the perfect Christmas gift, and Sherlock is more than a bit not good.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,445 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
A Bit Not Good reviews
John is a soldier taken hostage by terrorists. Sherlock has to negotiate his release. (Multi-chaptered Military meeting AU.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Sherlock H.
Reminders reviews
Sometimes, John has to remind Sherlock to act human. (Otherwise known as 'The Series of Increasingly Gay One-Shots')
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
If Convenient reviews
Sergeant Greg Lestrade is hopelessly out of his league on every case that comes across his desk. With his marriage and career on the brink, he fears he might lose everything. That is, until a certain Consulting Addict starts texting him the answers to every case. Because nothing else matters when you've got a phone and a friend. Set pre-series. Told entirely in texts. Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Sgt. S. Donavan, Victor T.
Parsimony reviews
The Law of Parsimony states that the simplest explanation is usually the correct one. But there's nothing simple about Sherlock Holmes. Turns out, there's nothing simple about John Watson either. (Also known as, "Starts out as fluff but eventually disintegrates into smut and other delightful things of a semi-naughty nature")
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.