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I've joined the ranks of failed hard drives everywhere.

Operator, oh let's forget about this call.
There's no one there I really wanted to talk to.
Thank you for your time.
Oh, you've been so much more than kind.
You can keep the dime.

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Things We Don't Tell Humans by Sinead Rivka reviews
This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? Gradual AU
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 344,885 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sam W., Jazz, Optimus Prime, Megatron
Praxian Mating Rituals by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz is wondering why Prowl keeps presenting him with shiny objects...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
Quietus by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something went wrong, Sideswipe realized. He just wasn't sure what, and nobody would tell him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,159 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Baby on board! by XspriteyX reviews
This is what happens a plot bunny won't leave me alone, Prowl's Praxian heritage kicks in and Jazz was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Sparkling, kinda slash kinda not
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 78,893 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
Not Broken by InSpaceNoOneCanHearStarscream reviews
There was a reason he despised Megatron, it wasn't about him being the leader but about revenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Starscream
June And The Autobots by daughter-of-Myou reviews
June Darby's life used to be perfectly normal. A nurse and single mother, her biggest fear was that her teenage son would injure himself on his motorcycle. But that all changed when the bike in question transformed into a giant alien robot called Arcee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,550 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - June D., Ratchet
Before by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Before the war, they were brothers, and that's Orion wished it had stayed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,151 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Small Steps by Metallikato reviews
TFA, post Season III.: Fully revived, Prowl has a chance to live again, and for the first time in eons he experiences anxiety, imperfection, and a willingness to become involved with the small family he has been reunited with.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Prowl
Culture Conflict by justbolts reviews
Spike and Bluestreak reflect on the difference between their two species. Humor. Mentions of sex and interfacing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Spike W., Bluestreak - Complete
Reach Out by Jalaperilo reviews
As soon as Ratchet saw them, he knew they were going to be the bane of his existance. A story about the twin's growing up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,072 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Sustenance by KrysSaiyan reviews
Post-DotM. While dealing with the death surrounding their latest battle, Optimus Prime and Ratchet discover life amongst the ruins of a Decepticon camp, and bring the abandoned hatchlings home. Warning: contains cannibalism.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Late Nights by FeatheredFiend reviews
•because someday this wasn't going to happen anymore, because one day soon Bumblebee would finally be a grown mech• Ratchet, Bumblebee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Ratchet, Bumblebee - Complete
What Would You Call It? by Kohaku no Hime reviews
Present for A .Clueless. Conundrum, no pairings. "Hey Bats, hold on a sec. If you had a cat what would you call it?"
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011
An eye for an eye by Taipan Kiryu reviews
TF Prime. Where was Knock Out during the events of 'Operation: Breakdown? Sometimes, when your partner abandons you to be dissected at the hands of an inferior race, there are some things that need to be said.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
Snapshots by The Starhorse reviews
A series of one-shots, these stories offer a brief glimpse into the lives of the Transformers. These stories could feature any variety of characters from the Transformers universe. Some are comedy, some are drama, and some are something in between.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/28/2011
Strings by mokonahapuuuuuu reviews
And I come along and cut them apart. Airachnid character study drabble.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Airachnid - Complete
First Kill by FeatheredFiend reviews
•'Ratchet, Ratchet', 'look at me', 'can you hear me'• SideswipeRatchetSunstreaker χPre-Movieχ
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Narcissist Battlefield by D i v i n e.D e s t r o y e r reviews
"I am the most beautiful Cybertronian!" "Like pit you are," he spat while wrestling the Autobot. — Knock Out VS Sunstreaker.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Knock Out, Sunstreaker
Unlikely Savior by mismatched socks arent cool reviews
Sometimes he did stupid things and everyone knew it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Miko N., Starscream - Complete
Midnight reflections by Kedern reviews
Detective Ellen Yin is pondering on the recent changes in her life. Takes place anytime between "JTV" and "Night and the City". English not my native language.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - E. Yin - Complete
Wounded by FeatheredFiend reviews
•because at this very moment he does not see Megatron's treacherous second in command, because he saw the seeker that had once been so noble.• Ratchet, Starscream χRated M for Safety reasonsχ
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
Undercover by Cleargold reviews
G1. Starscream is abandoned and left for dead following a firefight with the Autobots. What will he have to do to survive, and how will it change his life? And what is Optimus Prime up to, anyway? StarscreamxChromia. Chapter 12 is finally ready!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,084 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Starscream, Megatron
Rocks by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Very young sparklings must be watched over constantly, and even Perceptor finds this challenging at times. Curious Groove is curious!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Perceptor, Groove - Complete
Bad Words by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, eventual Prowl/Jazz. Everyone knows that Prowl is a stuck up prude that doesn't know the meaning of the word 'interface', but what if... he really doesn't?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Rapture by Frog-Lizard reviews
Lizard: Sound was his ecstasy, his drug. And he didn't discriminate with his favorite melodies, no matter their source. Even if that source was the tiny organic planet called "Earth."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soundwave
Bright Imprisionment by Killjou reviews
Imprisioned by the Autobots, Megatron doesn't get that many visitors, save for a small yellow Autobot who needs revenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Bumblebee, Megatron
Blind, Deaf and Mute by BiloxiBlueberry reviews
This is the back story to my three seeker OC's-Blueberry, Biloxi and Reno. Warning: dark fic, angst, death. Not for children.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2009
Quits by Borath reviews
"I want an interface. That's all. Peace after all these years in exchange for your pride." / And dignity, a subtle voice supplied to Optimus as he felt his features slacken in horror.: Hard M chapter 1. OP/M - OP/IH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,212 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Claustrophobia by Shadow Wolf 359 reviews
A freak accident in a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons leaves Ratchet stuck deep within a collapsed cave with Starscream, and it's up to Ratchet to keep the Seeker calm enough that he doesn't panic and get them both killed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet
The Art of Sitting Down by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Streetwise sure is an observant young mech. Just a short, silly thing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Streetwise, Wheeljack - Complete
More Than Zero by Misya reviews
OLD: TFA. Protoform Bumblebee, from an OC's perspective. Plays fast and loose with canon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Quirky Quota by jaxink reviews
G1: Prowl's pesky glitch tells him every mech is sparked with certain quotas. One morning, Prowl wakes up and realizes he has exhausted a quota of his own. (indefinite hiatus)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Hit The Brakes by Shimegami reviews
Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Thanks for the Cannon by P.A.W.07 reviews
Another injury, another growl and slap to the head from Ratchet ... except this time his fingers lingered longer and his optics dimmed a little more than usual. It was now or never. IronhidexRatchet. Movieverse. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2008 - [Ironhide, Ratchet] - Complete
High as an MiG by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
Contains a slight mention of drug side effects. Ratchet and Ironhide have some fun. Chaos ensues.In response to a prompt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Night Murmurs by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Trying to sleep can be difficult when you've got a neighbour like Jazz. Just ask Prowl...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/19/2004
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Insanity Plague reviews
Ever since Prowl and Jazz began to openly court one another, things aboard the Ark have just been getting stranger and stranger, and Bumblebee is beginning to wonder if he's the only one that sees it. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bumblebee
Drabbles, Drabbles, Everywhere reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles, 100 words each, encompassing Prime, Animated, and others.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011
The Great Complainer reviews
Miko engages a very irate Ratchet about what will happen should she ever return to Japan forever. When Christmas vacation rolls around, though, her acceptance withers away almost immediately, and Ratchet puts her in her place.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Miko N. - Complete