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Joined 11-30-02, id: 302135, Profile Updated: 12-02-12
Author has written 20 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Eleventh Hour, Castle, Sanctuary, and Megamind.

I am a person. I do things, sometimes, and sleep often. Occasionally one of the things I do is write fanfic.

To keep this from being a one line profile, I am a person who is twenty-four, female and working as a chemist. I tweet, post (some) art to dA, tumblr and occasionally draw comics (Retail Hell and a doodle journal).

If you prefer to read fanfic on AO3 or LJ, I crosspost everything there. Or, rather, I crosspost everything to here since LJ is always first to be updated.

Everything I wrote for Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter sucks hardcore and you probably shouldn't waste your time reading it. However, I enjoy leaving it up for posterity and in hopes that someone will find amusement in their shittiness. They are also all abandoned and, no, I'll never be updating them. Ever. Not even to fix Vinyáya's name.

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To The Moon reviews
The Five contemplate the distance to the moon on the cold night of a lunar eclipse.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Helen M., John D. - Complete
Red reviews
Roxanne is surprised to learn that a certain song by The Police isn't in Megamind's extensive collection. Megamind/Roxanne.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Coffee reviews
Exhausted from days of straight research, Helen tries coffee. It goes as well as could be expected. 1950's, partially webisode based.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Helen M., James W. - Complete
Helen's Heart reviews
Despite it all, Helen never stopped loving John. John/Helen, Helen/James.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Helen M., John D. - Complete
Pancakes reviews
A simple stop for a late breakfast doesn't quite go as planned for Hood and Rachel. Hood/Rachel UST
Eleventh Hour - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
Advice reviews
Alexis asks Beckett for advice on a possible summer job – modelling. Ryan and Esposito add their two cents and Castle shows up to stir up trouble. Castle/Beckett.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kate B., Alexis C. - Complete
What Kate Wrote reviews
What Kate wrote... and what Rick read. A spiritual sequel, of sorts, to Fangirl. Heat/Rook... and Castle/Beckett by extension.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Fangirl reviews
Buzzed on wine and high on Castle’s steamy smut, Beckett fires up Word and indulges in her own literary guilty pleasure. This fic is followed by "What Kate Wrote".
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Touch reviews
After a long case, Rachel wants little more than to sleep a bit on the plane. Hood, however, is not obliging. Hood/Rachel friendship.
Eleventh Hour - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Foaly's Carrot reviews
The red-faced Commander and the red-haired Captain are stuck on the bottom of the ocean in Foaly's Carrot. With a limited supply of food, and living together in close quarters, how well will the two elves get along?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,030 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Holly S., Julius R.
Idiot Savant reviews
What happens when Artemis' new physiatrist unknowingly triggers his memories of the Fairies? But why does he now have split personalities?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 12/23/2003
The Saskatchewan DADA Professor reviews
A Canadian witch is the new DADA Professor. Her goal for her stay at Hogwarts seems to be turning the school upside down. So, what happens when she befriends Severus Snape and Sinistra? And Severus and Sinistra hate each other. SSOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,775 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Severus S.
Childhood Traumas reviews
Formerly: A Dagger, Trolls and the First Ritual. Holly and Co. battle do battle to demonic sorcerers, trolls and a very possessed and very angry Holly Short while balancing annoying bimbos, horrendous teachers and the dramas of teenagerdom. HT, RVinyaya,
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,405 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Truth reviews
"Vinyáya's always had a thing for me, devilishly attractive as I am." Book One tag.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Julius R., Vinyáya - Complete
Artemis Fowl's Only Practical Joke reviews
Artemis plays a little joke on our dear Captain... And the Captain gets her revenge, and something else she didn't bargain for. Not AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Complete
Beyond The Veil reviews
HE LIVES!!! When he falls through the veil, he is transported to the Realms of the Dead. In order to return home, he must travel through four extremely different Realms. OoTP Spoiler!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Sirius B.
Holidaze reviews
Holidays with Artemis and the Fairies. Mainly humour, but there is some Romance in a few. There also maybe a Angst story. All in all, humour. And it is sorta funny. Crazy, randomness funny. Next Holiday: Mother's Day, second part. Sometime soon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,604 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003
Funeral reviews
Holly's dad's funeral. Holly's POV. OneShot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Complete
Writing Checklist reviews
Something any good writer couldn't do without. Also a question about Mary Sue, so please answer it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Complete
My Father reviews
Erm, I think my genre thing is wrong, but anyway, this poem was 'written' by Holly around her father's death... Um, it will be in my soon to come story about Holly's dad's funeral... yeah...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Holly S. - Complete
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