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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Give you their umbrellas in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and run.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number for them.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial already.
FRIENDS: Knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
- So funny

You know your in 2011 when...
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
- Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

21 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go up to random people and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" ect. and see if they respond to save themselves from embarrassment...

Re-post this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Random Sarcastic Junk.

One day, I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy this on your profile!

Fun Things To Do In A Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) BARK occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

-I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful tear-filled nights.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
-I am the foster-child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating from high-school. It was just too much to bear.
-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn to because I am male.
-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.
-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always have to deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most; love.
-I am the son who is afraid of telling his loving, Christian parents I love another male.

PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO END IT.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side.
(We have cookies.)

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your bowl of Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

95 of kids are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamono, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwerqschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, ChocolateChan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ,Ramon19923. DarkAngel819, Bethany (i change my pen name alot... so lets just call me that),AlaskanWildflower, Shatteredsand,Klaine Lover

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If youve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'redButterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeBackToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band, ilurvedannyr, Gaara's weakness, Bethany (i change my name alot so lets just call me that), AlaskanWildflower, Shatteredsand,Klaine Lover

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Roxizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):Neon Green Peacock

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):Taylor Skyline

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Hamroxell

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink):Neon Green Sprite

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):Russell

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Casanova

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):Pineapple Earthquake

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory):Neon Green Eyepatch

Gay Marriage

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Urban Dictionary

Human Microphone

October 19

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A tactic protesters can use to circumvent police bans on electronic amplification of speech. One person starts to speak to a large crowd. After a short sentence, everyone within hearing distance repeats whatever was said at the top of their lungs, allowing people outside of hearing distance to hear the speech.

The Human Microphone on Wall Street announced this speech:

"Mic Check."

"MIC CHECK!!"

"The human microphone is slow and cumbersome"

"THE HUMAN MICROPHONE IS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME!!"

"but it really makes you think through"

"BUT IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK THROUGH"

"what it is you want"

"WHAT IT IS YOU WANT!!"

"to say."

"TO SAY!!"

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

(mine) 8. WE HAVE CHRIS COLFER!

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you!

For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when your off in your own little world, and you start to think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can’t.

if olive oil comes from olives then where does baby oil come from?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why are chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon?

FUN FACTS

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots.

So far, the universe is winning.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

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Slipping Away by CaitiePaigee reviews
For the first time in his life, James is happy, until it all goes bad. After losing Kendall, James falls into mental turmoil. He wants nothing more than to be with his one and only love. Will he throw everything away to find Kendall again? Slash.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 3/1/2012 - James, Kendall
Abduction by mushs-grl13 reviews
Blaine goes missing. After a date with Kurt, he leaves for the night, but the next morning his car is still outside of Kurt's house. Kurt knows something terrible has happened. Who kidnapped Blaine and why? What does the kidnapper intend to do to him?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,430 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
iam Hot for You by PrincessLeia1560 reviews
Sam walks in on Freddie having some fun... What happens when she decides she wants to watch? Seddie Slash
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Meant For One Another by iltnlock reviews
Spoiler**Back from hiding, can Chloe find a way to stay? Or will she be forced back into it? Will she ever tell Alek about his kid?
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 107,630 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Seventeen Reasons Why by Finntastic17 reviews
Rachel commits suicide, and in her remembrance leaves 17 CDs explaining why she did what she did. As Finn listens to them, he realizes he didn't really know that much about her. And he begins to her understand why she made the choice she did. AU post 2x16. Finchel plus other character developments. Based off Jay Asher's '13 Reasons Why'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,266 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H., New Directions
Of Inconsistencies and Continuities by Inix Cruz reviews
PART IV UP. Quinn can't make up her mind about everything, especially about Rachel being with Finn. So what happens? Quinn's mind makes up its own. If that makes any sense. Serial Killer!Quinn. Lion!Quinn. Zombie Apocalypse!Quinn. Dork!Quinn. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,910 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - [Rachel B., Quinn F.]
Felix's got it going on by Toxic-Cloud reviews
There was something about Pewdiepie that just made Toby squirm in his chair at times. Pewbuscus Pewdiepie/Tobuscus -Warning- YAOI
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Tobuscus, PewDiePie
Klaine: the Extended Edition by functionaloptimist reviews
An extended version of the adventures of Kurt and Blaine in seasons two, three, four, and five!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 552,025 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Scars by Pokeshadow97 reviews
Do you know the problem with scars? They heal, but they can never truly fade away. Felix decides to invite Ryan over to Italy for a visit, and unintentionally reopens old wounds. All Ryan wants is a chance of happiness, but with so many things wrong with his life, will Felix accept him for who he is? Or abandon him like the rest of the world did. Yaoi, Ryan X Felix (Pewdiecry) Smut
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,059 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki] CutiePieMarzia
Born this way shirts by Artemis GoH reviews
A new take on the words on the gleeks shirts. Co-written with Drarry-lover23 (Allie). Rewrite of the first chapter, and we'll work on getting the next one up soon...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Kurt H., Brittany P.
Lessons in Life by BackwardsMuffin reviews
Sequel to Lessons Unlearned: Kurt has been found and returned to civilisation. His mother had always warned him about Stranger Safety...He hadn't listened. Now, after all this, he really, really wishes he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,531 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7782 - Favs: 8,253 - Follows: 7,738 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Easvedropping by tae17 reviews
One night when Alek is watching Chloe he hears something he can't help but like.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Hiding by Breeze Williow reviews
Kurt and Blaine are living in Europe during the time of the Holocaust. When unexpected visitors show up on their doorstep in the dark of night, things become dangerous. At least Blaine and Kurt have each other...?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,835 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Klaine Song Drabbles by kiwifruit19 reviews
Klaine Drabbles inspired by songs that I juat couldn't get out of my head, Some will be related others wont
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
You Can't Touch Us by kiwifruit19 reviews
"you can hit us, beat us, scream at us, make fun of us, but it doesn't matter cuz it wont make us any less gay or you any less ignorant! I love Kurt and nothing you can do or say will change that…nothing"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,898 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
All My Loving by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt, the school slut, is asked by Rachel, ex-slut and ex-girlfriend, to a 3-way with her boyfriend, Blaine. Afterward, ladies-man Kurt realizes that his heart might belong to the Dalton boy. Kurt, however, will have to choose between his heart and his responsibilities when Santana, his on/off girlfriend, reveals that she is pregnant. Smut. Klaine with some Kurtana and Blainchel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,866 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
It Starts as a Dream by theivydaggers reviews
Phil is always sure about himself and his thoughts, but when feelings for Dan arise, what on earth will he do? And when Dan needs his help more then ever, will Phil be there for him? Or will it just always be a dream? RATED M SEX, SELF HARM AND SWEARING.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,264 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Embarking by lonewolfvirgo reviews
Smosh fic. Ianthony. How will they succeed in their new year as Smosh and their new life as a couple? ***don't like yaoi, don't read*** New Chapter! Chapter 3
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Smosh
Dunder Mifflin, Lima Branch by mykindofparty reviews
A glimpse inside Dunder Mifflin Inc. proves to be highly compelling when the camera focuses more on its employees' drama and less on… paper. The Office/Glee crossover.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Murphy's Law by Gandalf3213 reviews
A collection of one-shots where anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Chapter 15: Rachel usually likes it when people compliment her singing, but after one date Kyle already seems weirdly possessive. She ignores the problem until he threatens Kurt. Then it gets personal.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,852 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Past Catches Up by espertortuga reviews
Ian accidentally tells Anthony's girlfriend about his secret past with him while drunk at a party. Will Ian ultimately be responsible for the destruction of his and Anthony's relationships, or worse, Smosh?
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Smosh
The Thrill by Janeiina reviews
Jeff is just a regular guy, but his world turns upside down when the new transfer student lays a hand on him.. badboy!Niff
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,924 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Hunter Clarington by Qella reviews
Hunter Clarington. Newcomer at Dalton who turned Sebastian's world upside down. Hunter's plan how to take over the seat of captain of the Warblers. Rated M; bondage, spanking, crying kink, submission, d/s. Huntbastian
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,461 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Sebastian S., Hunter C.
It's a Swedish Thing by DangirNerd reviews
When PewDiePie gets housed with famous YouTuber, Tobuscus, will PewDie fall for the brown-eyed American? Or will his ex-girlfriend, Marzia, come crawling back? Yaoi. Slash. Boy x boy. yey
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012
It All Started With by Nijimi Daiquiri reviews
Anthony and Ian are bored one night, and they check out a video on an unknown website. Soon they will know it was a bad mistake, would Ian be able to escape the grips of insanity? Can Anthony help at all? Or is it all hopeless? TEMP. HIATUS,
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,673 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Smosh
The True Meaning Of A Friend by NeverlandNat reviews
Dan is upset and he won't tell Phil why. This secret is slowly killing Dan and he can't take it much longer. What will Phil do to get it out of Dan? Will Dan tell him? Phil Lester, Dan Howell, amazingphil, danisnotonfire, Phan. Rated M for swearing/smut. Sorry for spelling errors. I tend to type really fast and that causes me to make mistakes. Sorry about that.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
It's The End Of The World As We Know It by RUMad reviews
The glee club are still in school, when the end of their world arrives. Good thing Rachel's prepared because the rest of them haven't got a clue what to do. Zombie apocalypse. Eventual Pezberry. M for language
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,525 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - [Rachel B., Santana L.] [Quinn F., Brittany P.]
Change by mockingjay23 reviews
Kurt Hummel is a vampire, and has been ever since 1924. When Kurt gets bored of immortal life and decides to change things up a bit, he ends up at Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys where he meets Blaine, a boy who gives his life an interesting change.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Taking the Pain Away by FlavorlessMuffin reviews
(trigger warnings, adult content) Cry was confident in the relationship he had with Felix...until the long Swede decided to start planning his proposal to Marzia. Now Cry is racing against time to get the boy before it's too late while losing his battle to a new found pill addiction that leaves him struggling to contain a part of him he never knew and keep everyone he's ever loved.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,384 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki
100 Days of Blam by StoriesLiveForever reviews
Blaine Anderson walks through the school day like a ghost, friendless, keeping to the shadows. Until one day, he meets the new kid, Sam Evans. 100 drabbles detailing the friendship and quasi-romance of Sam and Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 24,773 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Blaine A., Sam E.
Submerged Dreams by aggressively writes reviews
A simple beach vacation was all Kurt was expecting. But when he frees a mysterious merman from a fishing net, strange things begin to happen. And the only key to fixing it is unlocking the secrets of the past. Klaine. Merman!Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,783 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Two Boys, A Tree, And A Book by MusicalEscape reviews
Kurt Hummel climbed trees whenever he was upset. One day, he leaned upon the trunk of a tree and found the diary of one Blaine Anderson. Kurt decides to reply to the only diary entry, thus starting a lasting friendship... and hopefully a romance, too.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
100 Days of Niff by backyousorrybastards reviews
Hi guys! So this is following 100 different fanfiction prompts. Each prompt is about Niff:::: Nick and Jeff::: who are Warblers played by Riker Lynch and Curt Mega-WARNING for some chapters-violence, abuse, etc. It's basically a big mix on fluff/angst
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 97 - Words: 48,310 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Nick, Jeff
Gunpowder and Lead by Cassicio reviews
His fist is big and my gun's bigger. He'll find out when I pull the trigger!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Rachel B. - Complete
Trouble Breathing by leftrightbrain reviews
Based on a gkm prompt where Kurt snaps after the events of the finale. How many people have to get hurt before Kurt can stop hurting? And how far will Blaine go to make things better for the one he loves? SerialKiller!Kurt, Blaine is the submissive partner in crime. Dark humor. Warnings: Violence, gore, character death, sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,607 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
When Love and Death Embrace by thisaccounthasbeendiscontinued reviews
Vampire!Kurt. Kurt is the head of a New York vampire clan who takes a liking to Blaine. T because I'm paranoid. Sorry if it sucks. It's my first Supernatural fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,015 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
iwant a girlfriend by BaalRules reviews
This story is the first part of a three part series. In this story, Freddie gets involved in many a sexy situation. Read it to find out more. Reviews are appreciated. It's Rated M for lots of sex and filthy lingo.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 78,883 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Thirteen Reasons Why Rachel Berry Killed Herself by Gertthesquirt101 reviews
Rachel Berry put a gun to her head one month ago. One day, Finn Hudson finds a package addressed to him. Thirteen tapes reside within. These are the Thirteen Reasons Why Rachel Berry Killed Herself.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H.
Operation: Make Kurt Happy by CloveShadow reviews
Brittany wants to make Kurt feel better, since he's been so down. So, she gets the brilliant idea to cheer him up with what she knows how to do best, but it turns into something much deeper than either of them first thought. The most adorable love ensues... but what about Blaine? And Santana? Kurttany.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 152,502 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Brittany P., Kurt H.
Klaine Fluff by Sherman14 reviews
I am going to put my one-shots in here. Some will be stories others just well, one-shots. THANKS. p.s. REVIEW PLEASE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
You're My Greatest Secret by DarkAxel18 reviews
It wasn't cheating. . . He wasn't that type of guy...Was He? Cat hummed a song and he watched her. He was always watching her. After all...She was his. On some level...She's always been his...Read and Review. Chap 12 Up!
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,925 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Cat V., Beck O.
Hell No, Bitch! by insideimasadrainbow reviews
Kendall and Carlos need to teach some girls on who their men belong to. M just to be safe.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2012 - James, Kendall
Bigger Than My Body by greasymechanic reviews
Right around the time that Kendall had finally gotten beyond first base, James brought up something that Kendall had completely forgotten about. Apparently, girls loved massages and James just happened to be great with his hands. Kendall/James.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2012 - James, Kendall - Complete
Realize by BeautifullyImperfect reviews
It wasn't too long ago that sixteen year old Chloe King wished for things to be different. I guess its true. You should be careful what you wish for. Chloe has a lot to learn, could a certain cocky Mai be the one to teach her. Chloe/Alek, M for lemons.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,462 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Alek, Chloe K.
Coward On the Phone by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Karofsky is expelled, and Kurt is thrilled. He's not leaving Dalton -mostly due to Blaine- but being able to visit Mckinley without fear sounds like a dream. Until he gets a chilling phone call... Stalking, violence, possible character death or rape.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,571 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Tickle My Fancy by gleefulmusings reviews
A response series of non-explicit Kurt-centric prompts. Some crossovers, including BtVS, HP, Vampire Diaries, etc. Absolutely no Kurt/Karofsky or Kurt/Blaine, because that's gross.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Random Emailing by SeddieLUV reviews
Oh, Freddork. In this Seddie relationship, you are SO the girl. :D I'd call you...but I can't stand your face. So we'll email. Deal with it. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,439 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Fierce by Dylan8 reviews
My inspiration during the first episode of season 3. What happened after Kurt and Rachel's 'gay high five' in her car that night? Hummelberry drabble, may write another chapter based on reviews.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Rachel B., Kurt H.
Aquatic Wrestling by XxxAnimaniacxxX reviews
James wants to go to the pool after hours. Kendall does NOT. At least not at first. For Love and Heartz! Smut
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Kendall, James - Complete
Another Quiet Night by SkewedReality reviews
Just a not-so-quiet evening in Kurt, Blaine, and Cooper's apartment. Established Kurt CoBlaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
Return to Sender, Damaged in Transit by SmileySimmo reviews
He's not exactly the kind of saint she'd learnt about as a little girl.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,543 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Quinn F., Jesse sJ.
Facebook StatusON HIATUSBREAK by katiekat54 reviews
Glee Clubbers get a Facebook! It is Puckleberry, but it revolves around the other members so it's not full on Puckleberry. I know it's overused, but I think you might like it :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
UNBROKEN by omgleevictoriousfan94 reviews
Rachel has a secret that no knows about, but what happens when she has to miss Glee. What happened to Rachel. WARNING SELF HARMING.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
Drabbles by witbey0ndmeasure reviews
This is where I'll put all of my mostly unrelated Klaine and a few other ships drabbles. Rated T because I don't know what I'll be writing, I just know it wont be smut.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Hunger Games Hookups by Margaritaville08 reviews
Cato & Glimmer/ Katniss & Peeta/ Foxface & Thresh/ Gale & Madge- Lots of other fun pairings as well. Just lots of smut and lemons! Mature readers ONLY!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
5 Times Blaine Couldn't Say No by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
And One Time He Did. Kurt asks Blaine to do something new in the bedroom, only to find out once it's over that Blaine was terrified to do it. Why didn't Blaine say no? Because he doesn't think he can. Flashbacks to sexual assault, abuse and pressuring.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Built My Life Around You by Sweet-Porcelain16 reviews
Jeff Sterling has fallen for his best friend. Hard. It's a shame Nick's straight. Neff. Angst. Beware of the angst. T for language, sexual references, drunken-ness, my usual. Review! Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Alek, I by gymkat.xo reviews
"Alek was staring at me. Again." Chalek story, from Chloe's point of view
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,898 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
It doesn't Matter by TheGoldenViolet reviews
Name has been changed! He hadn't even realized that the streetlights began to flicker on, and at that very moment it didn't matter. Disclaimer: I do NOT own any companies/shows mentioned and I do not own Glee or its characters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,898 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Mercedes J., Blaine A.
Threatened by TwistedRocketPower reviews
A photo of Karofsky kissing Kurt gets out at school. This doesn't go over well with Dave, and Kurt soon finds his life in danger. Blaine knows something's wrong, but Kurt won't tell him anything. Can he figure out what's going on before it's too late?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,296 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Are You Lonesome Tonight? by ImaginedInsanity reviews
Dave heads to Scandals for the first time since... Sebastian is dancing with him and buying him drinks... And he happens to have his own engraved key to the back room... Smut and language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2012 - D. Karofsky, Sebastian S. - Complete
While We Fight This War by witbey0ndmeasure reviews
AU, Demon Blaine and Angel Kurt. With a war going on between Blaine's kind and Kurt's, Blaine needs to decide once and for all where his loyalties lie. After years of thinking he was normal in his own special ways Kurt finds out just how wrong he was.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Last One Takes the Prize by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Blaine is Kurt's submissive little bottom boy. Kurt knows his baby is the hottest little cockslut in town, and when Kurt gets his hands on something the glee boys all want, he proposes a contest - whoever can last the longest inside of Blaine's ass wins.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,296 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A fish Out of Water by Sum1cooler reviews
At the beach, sitting next to his lovey-dovey friends, Kendall couldn't help but feel like a fish out of water until he actually meets a fish out of water. Kames smut. M rated. Kendall's POV, bits of cargan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Kendall, James - Complete
Nothing More by FreezeDriedRose reviews
When Sebastian notices he's not the only one watching Kurt and Blaine at Scandals, he decides to have a bit of fun with the pathetic but nonetheless reasonably attractive Lima loser. That's all it is. Fun. Nothing more. So why can't he seem to stay away?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,717 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sebastian S., D. Karofsky
Klaine Week by goodgollymolly reviews
My stories for Klaine Week 2012, one a day for a week! Day 7: Domestic/Parenting Klaine. Complete!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Juvie by LouiseMay reviews
Kurt is in Juvie through no fault of his own, and finds an instant bond with the new inmate. Things get very, very heated, very, very quickly! Rated M for smut... Contains Badboy!Blaine...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,296 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of French Maids and Fat Kings by highflyer101 reviews
Jess is going to a Halloween party. Spencer's going to be there. And Nick is... jealous? Nick/Jess. Better than it sounds. Read and review! Nick might be a little OOC. T for some innuendo.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
I Feel The Chemicals Kicking In by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt gets a "little problem" whenever he's around his boyfriend, Blaine. Finn tries to help, Kurt in a skirt, public handjob, 69, blowjobs, shower sex, first times, soreness, the nervous Game, pool parties, car sex, and love! Fluff Slash Klaine M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,823 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Letters to New York by KateAmeliaJUdd reviews
Kurt and Rachel move away to NYADA. Blaine stay behind to finish his year at McKinley. Finn chooses to spend the year working for Kurt's dad, so he can be around to drive Blaine to see Kurt every so often. Although some things don't go as planned.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
iCan Keep a Secret by DeMented-MinX reviews
"Look, we don't have to go out." "What the hell are you talking about." "Just let me kiss you whenever I want. And I won't tell a soul." "Like friends with benefits?" "Tame benefits, of course...unless you beg me to deflower you."
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,482 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Lies and Walls by Ninazadzia reviews
This is wrong, I thought. This is so wrong. You're stripping Samantha Puckett. But to be entirely fair, she was also stripping me. Seddie lemon, R&R
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Klaine Drabble Collection by The Colfer Who Flew reviews
Little moments of adorableness and silliness in Kurt and Blaine's relationship. I write them using one-word prompts from readers! They get longer after the first twelve.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 25,778 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Absent Thoughts by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. The direct aftermath of Loveshack. Basically: desperate, needy, in-love, missed-you sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Music Through Your Veins by ImaginedInsanity reviews
Blaine is happy. Or at least he thinks he is. But he keeps dreaming about the new transfer student. There's something so hypnotic in the way he plays piano. And something so mysterious about his family. Vampire fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,430 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Struck By A Smooth Criminal by courag33 reviews
What SHOULD have happened after Smooth Criminal. READ AUTHOR'S NOTE FIRST. NC-17...ish.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Wish Fulfillment by SkewedReality reviews
When Rory asks Finn Hudson for some quick pointers on how to kiss, Finn tries to describe it but can't explain it. Can he find some way to get his message across anyway? Slash.Smut.RoryxFinn And of course, a little bit of fluff. Rated M for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Rory F., Finn H. - Complete
For Want of a Towel by SkewedReality reviews
Rory's glad when he finds that he's alone in the locker room. Once he's in the shower he realizes he forgot his towel, and Puck and Sam just walked in. Absolute and total smut. Pseudo-fluff. Slash. RoryxSamxPuck Rated M for a reason. Seriously.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Rory F., Sam E. - Complete
Lessons Unlearned by BackwardsMuffin reviews
Kurt's mother had always stressed the importance of Stranger Safety. But now, hunched in the darkened room, with his limbs bound roughly behind his back, and a rope gag between his lips. Kurt wished more than ever, that he had really paid attention
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,335 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pigtail Pulling by Arynn Octavia reviews
Jim comes to discover a few things about himself, and a few things about a few of his coworkers. Jim/Dwight slash. Pam/OMC. Expect spoilers through the episode Diwali, during which this begins. It is also slightly AU before that point, as you'll see. WIP
Office - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,825 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Jim H., Dwight S. - Complete
The Ottoman by Rhinos.Vs.Unicorns reviews
Kendall heads up to James's new place to get him to return to the crib, but not everything goes exactly as planned. A few mishaps later, he starts to realize that James having his own place might not be such a bad thing. Kames. Smut.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2012 - James, Kendall - Complete
Nobody Says No To Kurt Hummel by GeniaTheParadox reviews
AU Klaine. In which Kurt is the Head Cheerio/HBIC looking for something new, and Blaine is the awkward new kid he has his eyes on.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,642 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'll Stand By You by courage4klaine reviews
"Kurt… i… Kurt! Wake up!" Finn found his words as Kurt's arms fell limp, just hanging there… He didn't care how he did it but if he didn't get to the hospital fast, his brother would be dead.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
This Was Pompeii by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
It took less than two seconds for their lives to change forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,402 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011
Facebook Funnies :P by gleek514 reviews
Rachel Berry: Don't take the candy from the old man Noah! wait... is it chocolate? Puck Puckerman: Yeah. why? Rachel Berry: If you go in his car you'll find a shitload more. This is what they do after glee.-.-. Rated M for...um...alot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
Kiss From a Rose by mothamaeghan reviews
My names Dave Karofsky, and two weeks ago I killed myself. But apparently I can't even do that right. Possible Kurtofsky, rated for language and vague sexual references. *On likely permeant hiatus*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Sex talk is better when you know by Dauphin Noire reviews
Rachel Berry has always wanted to know how it feels when you have an orgasm. Kurt Hummel has always wanted to know how it feels to be with a boy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Rachel B., Kurt H.
Room 321 by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Sebastian and Jeremiah are both tops. Blaine is a bottom. They make the most of it. Threesome, bottom!Blaine, fingering, rimming, spit roasting, double penetration, some Klaine towards the end. Very smutty, bottom Blaine. Fill for the Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
What Happens in Ireland by jemcarstairsfallenangel reviews
Dave goes on vacation in Ireland and meets a sweet talking boy at a pub. Irishofsky. Rated M for smutt in later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - D. Karofsky, Rory F.
Tie by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Blaine Anderson has always been a responsible kid. Joe Anderson is shocked and upset to find that Blaine is having sex with his new boyfriend behind the locked door of his room. But it soon becomes much more sinister. Kurt/Blaine. Implied rape, non-con.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,134 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Sory-Ram Trilogy, Part 2: If We Hold on Together by He Who Writes His Own Canon reviews
Sam and Rory befriend a new kid who has connections to Sebastian and they learn that Sebastian won't stop until he gets what he wants - Rory. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - [Sam E., Rory F.] [Nick, Jeff] - Complete
Missed Opportunities by hudmelsonberry reviews
Aww... that's so cute! Are they gonna... oh, they better... it's the perfect opportunity.. oh, well maybe next time. Here's a tribute to all the missed Klisses. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 123,360 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
We Can Get Caught by BigTimeStarKid-1 reviews
Carlos and Logan have some fun on the couch when they're alone in 2J. There's the chance of getting caught though, will they? Based on something said in my other story, 'The Perfect Gift'. SLASH - boy/boy sex, Cargan and overall smutty goodness. Enjoy!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Carlos, Logan - Complete
The Perfect Gift by BigTimeStarKid-1 reviews
Kendall gets James the perfect gift for Christmas, but James uses it on him to give him the ultimate pleasure. Returning the favor will be just as pleasurable for them both ; Warning; Slash-boy/boy, graphic sexual situations. Enjoy :
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
Quinn's Master Plan by kingcyrus reviews
Let's see what happens when Quinn has an ACTUAL plan for NY rather than the BS sabotage. Told in 100-word drabble pieces
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,664 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
An Awkward Talk by goodgollymolly reviews
Burt discovers something while looking for socks in Kurt's room. He decides to have a little chat with him about his relationship with Blaine. A pile of awkward Hummel fluff. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Battling Thoughts by MeteorXShowerXx
A poem I wrote about I feel and how every day is a struggle.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
Just Friends, Close Friends by Embellinah reviews
A CrissColfer story. Going somewhere but i'm not quite sure where yet.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011
Video by Aeria reviews
After everyone else packs up and leaves the chalet set Kurt and Blaine get up to mischief.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt Hummel, 16, straight by Soulless Cas reviews
Every single person at WMHS thought that Kurt Hummel was gay. Kurt was set on proving them wrong, whilst proving his 'straightness' to himself. Kurt-centric, eventual Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Frustrations by britishserieslover reviews
First fic. Be nice please. Jessie & Finn are always at each other's throats but what is the meaning of it all? There's a lot of unresolved sexual tension between them. What happens when they have another argument in the Mc. Kinley bathroom? Between S2-3
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Finn H., Jesse sJ.
Unthinkable by Oceanic Others Freak reviews
AU. Set post-Born This Way. Blaine thought Kurt was going to be safe when he went back to McKinley. He had no idea that Karofsky would ever do the unthinkable. Slash. Warnings are inside, please read them before proceeding with the first chapter!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,035 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Sometimes It Never Comes At All? Fk That by jono74656 reviews
No one disses Santana Lopez in song, especially not a curly-haired Gargler with delusions of being good enough for her best gay. Santana/Blaine smackdown with Hevans pre-slash/slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Santana L., Blaine A. - Complete
I know just where to start by drinkpetrol reviews
I'm Kurt Hummel. I like Gaga, being right, and movies that end with people in sunglasses driving sports cars. My hobbies? I like shopping. My perks? Cursing in French. And my top ten things to do before I die? ...Blaine Anderson is definitely number one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Where've you been? by the-brat-princess reviews
Kurt's bulling escalates, Dalton's tutition is much too steep. Even with Blaine there as a friend he's not enough to stop Kurt's downward spiral from confident teen to depressed enough to take his own life. *TRIGGER WARNING* Mental Hospital*
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Silly Ankle Bearer by scarlettfire reviews
They held hands to the parking lot, thumbs rubbing soft circles where they touched. Once they were there, Blaine laughed breathlessly. "What?" Kurt asked. "I forgot we have two cars. I was thinking we'd drive back together." Blaine answered.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Till The Drum Beat Stops by Live2HaveFun reviews
The Glee Club, Cheerio's and Football Team are aboard one bus for a couple hours. What could happened? Apparently a lot. What was suppose to be a fun weekend before Halloween turned very wrong...HORROR&SUSPENSE ROMANCE... COMPLETED!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,553 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Five Times Someone Stopped Kurt and Blaine by astudyinotters reviews
...and the one time they went all the way. This features an established Klaine relationship, a few guest appearances, and some Sebastian interactions!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
5 People Who Blamed Themselves for Blaine's Death by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
... And One Person Who Blamed Everyone. Super angsty, dramatic one-shot about what would happen if the bullying Blaine endures at Mckinley got to be too much. Talk of suicide. Klaine. Sad tears and crying forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
bookfacing by stella brillare reviews
The new directions get facebook.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011
The Charm Of FaceBook and Cookies by XoXoCSIGleek reviews
Kurt really wants Blaine and Blaine wants him too but they want to take it slow. . He's not the only one that wants them to bang. Some chapters are M Smut later.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,157 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Thriller Nights by Finchelislove reviews
The Glee Club go to a Haunted House together. But something goes really really wrong. Short Halloween themed story! Finchel. Quick. Britana. Klaine. T for language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,988 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
They Will Finally See by brenstal reviews
Jacob commits suicide after sending a bunch of media outlets videos of the bullying that goes on at McKinley. This fic deals with the aftermath. AU after Prom Queen. Warning for suicide, death-Jacob, bullying, racial/sexual orientation/appearance slurs
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Rachel B., Kurt H.
You Matter by hudmelsonberry reviews
Kurt and Blaine took that next step and now...Burt knows. There are two ways he could handle the situation. One involves a shotgun and a shovel and the other well... R&R to find out! WARNING: Awesome Papa Hummel will ensue
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't You See What's Going On Here? by hudmelsonberry reviews
Sebastian wants Blaine - everyone can see that. But does he want Blaine for the right reasons or just for a bit of fun? And what happens when Blaine learns the truth? One-shot! R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mine by Jenny Crosby reviews
The 5 Times People Flirted With Kurt and The 1 Time Blaine Did It Himself. Based on foraworldundeserving's 'Kiss' chapter with the names flipped.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Stain by Aeria reviews
A Friday night in for Kurt and Blaine circa 2020ish…smutty...you've been warned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Road Trip by itjustmakesthemdead reviews
The Warblers head to Cincinnati to play a holiday show. Kurt and Blaine drive together. The roads are icy. Things happen. Yeah.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,672 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I Was Wrong by Oceanic Others Freak reviews
AU. One-shot, set at some point in season 3. Finn's been giving Blaine a hard time lately, but one day he goes farther than even Kurt expected him to...and gets a reaction from Blaine that no one saw coming.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Blaine A., Finn H. - Complete
Crawford Country Day by hanabananana reviews
Kurt is forced to spy on New Direction's competition, the glee club of Crawford Country Day, an all girls private school. Amongst hiding his identity as a boy, Kurt also has to try not to fall in love with a certain guy who keeps showing up. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,624 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fake IDs by me and Mr. Jones reviews
Why did the bouncer let two boys with obviously fake IDs into a bar? My take on it. One shot. Hope you enjoy
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
3 Seconds by ScarletteDarkness reviews
Chris has been in love with Darren for a long time. What if they were trapped together in a rain storm in Chris' trailer? POSSIBLE SMUT. CHRISSCOLFER.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Take a Seat by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Total crack!fic, in which Finn wishes Blaine would just TAKE A SEAT.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
Let It Snow by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Fluffy future Klaine smut, in which Kurt and Blaine have a morning quickie.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Klaine The First Time by justminutesonstage reviews
SPOILERS! This is an ongoing piece that will be based off the November 8 episode of Glee named "The First Time". I have been taking all spoilers into account and creating my own rendition of Klaine moments based off them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Flicker by Aeria reviews
SPOILERS: for episode 5. In particular an image of Kurt and Blaine shown in the Australian promo. Beyond that...Kurt/Blaine fluffsmut.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rosy Cheeks by totsexual reviews
This story is a Klaine fanfic. It combines humor, smut, drama, and overall Klaine. Mature audiences only. It will start with smut then segue into drama.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Cherry Flavor by ishipthat reviews
Nick has discovered his obsession with cherry Lollipops and Jeff is paying the price. Followed by: Nick and his cherry Chapstick, cherry slushies, cherry popping candy and dreams of sitting under cherry trees.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Trapped by DreamofInception reviews
The school is empty. No one is there except for Finn and Rachel. Locked in with a killer inside, waiting for them to come to him. ALSO Romance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,960 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
You Make Me Want To Be Your Boyfriend by courag33 reviews
"I'm gay, Rachel… I like guys."..."I know that. It's just… maybe you can just… um… close your eyes and like… imagine Blaine and I could help you." NC-17. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Nothing by threewhitedoves reviews
Pressure can be a killer. WARNING! Mentions of self harm, may be a trigger.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Kurt H.
Want by hudmelsonberry reviews
Kurt and Blaine have been together for a while, but are they ready to take that next step? It seems as though Blaine sure is, but Kurt... not so sure. He's going to have to do a lot of thinking to figure out what he wants. Spoilers for 3x05. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Brad: Pianist and Demon Hunter Extraordinaire by bilboluckwearer reviews
Brad didn't say much. He came and played piano for the Glee club because it made him a bit of extra money, and playing was what he loved to do most. Oh, and McKinley High School was crawling with demons. Brittana. A little AU, and OOC. T for now.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Brad, Santana L.
No Place Like Home by ImaginedInsanity reviews
Kurt helps Blaine tell his parents about their relationship, and helps him find a new home when they kick him out. Rachel has two gay dads who know what the boys are going through, and Rachel always wanted a brother! VIOLENCE IN CHAPTER 32- NOW COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 111,565 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Log out Now by dog-tooth reviews
You are the all-browsing, all-syncing crap of the web.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
My Forever by scarlettfire reviews
In a world of half-animals, Kurt is a half-bunny and Blaine is a half-wolf. This is their story. Fill for the Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,709 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Counting by Nia1D reviews
What I think should happen in 1x04. In which Jess sees Nick naked and Schmidt and Winston try to help them. Nick/Jess. Oneshot
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Bananas by KTEW reviews
The Glee Project. Damian's never had one and Marissa... well... She'll do anything to change that. Slight crack, rated only for the last line.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Rory F. - Complete
Swimming by jemcarstairsfallenangel reviews
IRISHOFSKY SMUTT! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - D. Karofsky, Rory F. - Complete
I'm Not Gonna Teach Him How to Dance With You by littlemusings reviews
Blaine Anderson absolutely couldn't believe it. His gaze lingered on the front cover of Vogue's latest issue, the bright-red embossed words sticking out to him like a sore thumb. Fashion's best, Kurt Hummel, is getting married, and not to him. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,161 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
iSeddie by S. Benson reviews
Sam made the first move, now Freddie is confused if he should make the next one. After the events of iOMG. My first story, hope you like it!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 252,768 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
What could he do? by LoversDreamersAndMe reviews
After trying to clear his mind of his own problems, Puck goes to the Boy's locker room to witness the problem Kurt kept as his biggest secret. What could Puck do after watching him go through the same thing he had 2 years ago? My first story, Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
My Boyfriend, The Space Alien by littlemusings reviews
"I'm an alien, Jeff." "No, you look like a wannabe Ghostbuster with a strange fetish for antennas. You just need the extermination gear, big-ass goggles, and then you're already set." Nick and Jeff get ready for Dalton's annual Halloween party. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Can't Do This by Sweet-Porcelain16 reviews
Neff. Nick and Jeff are best friends. That's all there is to it… right? Just a little fluffy oneshot I wrote at midnight last night :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
So Special by sarahhwithanh reviews
Blaine and Jesse are cleaning out Blaine's attic after he moves in with Jesse and they stumble across something neither one of them is expecting.Pure fluff
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
First Kiss by PotterStarKidGleek reviews
Jeff and Kurt's first kiss
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Kurt H., Jeff - Complete
Distraction by sarahhwithanh reviews
Fluffy piece from the same universe as Bare, and there is shameless smut, kind of.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Lemon Juice by MrSpockify reviews
Kurt and Blaine decide to play a little Taste Test. Klaine, obviously. Fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Condom by theembarrassingone reviews
Random drabble in which both Kurt and Finn are in need of a condom but there's only one left. Rated for sexual type themes.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'll Look After You by thingsleftunsaid reviews
When Blaine goes on a camping trip he didn't want, the last thing he expects to find is a beautiful, strange, injured boy. When this boy turns out to be much more than he seems, Blaine thinks that maybe, the trip wasn't such a bad idea. AU. mostly
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Day After Tomorrow by ellodarlin reviews
What begins as a road trip to Nationals becomes a struggle for survival, as Mother Nature claims the world around them before their very eyes. Britanna with Faberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Caught in the Rain by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt and Blaine get caught in the rain. And being wet seems to really suit Blaine. Smut ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Yes I did, I Wanted to Do it Very Badly by gadgetgadget reviews
"Maybe you should stop over-analyzing everything and just, for once, do something." An unofficial companion piece to "It Has To Be Over". Spoilers up to 1X03
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
It Has To Be Over by gadgetgadget reviews
"This is probably the worst idea you've had all day, but you turn slightly towards Jess and find she's already looking at you." Spoilers up to 1X03
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Days of Good Cheer by oneperfectfit reviews
In which Nick cries a little, Jess isn't anyone's rubber band rebound girl, and there is much wrist-touching. Set somewhere in the shippy future.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Imaginary Twins by gagewhitney reviews
Post-1x03. "You are not allowed to name our fake children."
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/12/2011 - [Nick M., Jess D.] - Complete
Dear Blaine by GeniaTheParadox reviews
The most depressing Klaine fic I have ever written, in which Kurt writes a heartfelt letter to the absent Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm a Junior by Miss Carmilla reviews
Were you surprised when Blaine said he was a junior? So was Kurt when he first found out. One-shot set during episode 3x01 "The Purple Piano Project".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Cherimon by BlueLightReflections reviews
A shameless Cherimon
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
Anywhere But Here by wynnie the pooh reviews
In Westerville, Ohio, being gay in high school is a difficult thing. Making and keeping friends, learning to survive in a place where you're not wanted. Life was hard to Blaine Anderson. This is his story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaine A.
The Little Things by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Klaine from Santana's POV. Because she can always tell when someone's lost the Big V.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
iShut Down by SeddieLUV reviews
After Freddie saves Sam from being raped,she trusts no one else. Freddie stays with her constantly,but Sam is locked in her own mind. Stitching the pieces of Sam's heart back together won't be easy. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Feelin' So Fly by HoneyDewHarmony reviews
The Warblers get drunk in the dorms and harbored feelings that Nick has for Jeff come out when Jeff lets a secret slip. Warning: Yaoi smut for Niff, don't like don't read!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Tension by mbrattoo reviews
Kurt's fed up with the pent up tension, of the sexual vari. between him and Blaine and he's going to confront him about it. Wevid gets involved and shenanigans ensue. Now, a story featuring random times that they've spent together. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Pear Hips by obsessivegleekypotterhead reviews
Started as a fill for Kink Meme. Kurt and Blaine are ready for the big deal. Kurt backs out thinking he's fat. He looses weight drastically. Blaine notices something is going on. Comfort, comfort, comfort... Full prompt at the beginning! Smut later!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Perspective by wynnie the pooh reviews
In these pages, reader, you will hear a story; a story about love, romance and a tender moment shared between two people...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Subconscious by ohblainers reviews
Nick has a dream about a certain blonde boy. Niff/Neff smutty one-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Nick, Jeff
Private Displays of Affection by me and Mr. Jones reviews
Four times Finn's notices Kurt and Blaine's PDA at home and the one time he realizes why. Rated due to hateful words. I don't own anything. Please read and review! Update only for a disclaimer, no new chapters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Keep a Lid on It by Original-Z reviews
Warning: Crack!Fic. All Rachel wanted to do was open a jar of pickles. Simple, right? ...Right?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
iThink This Could Be Fun by Old LizzieLove Inc reviews
Sam is no longer the childish bully she used to be. She is actually starting to grow up. And become... HOT? What has gotten into Freddie's mind? And when it gets out, will Sam take advantage of it? Spoiler: yes! Read and Review. SEDDIE! Discontinued.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,686 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
It Was Amazing by Oceanic Others Freak reviews
AU. One-shot, based off of 3x05 spoilers. After Kurt and Blaine just want to cuddle. Slash. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Death, Be Not Proud by particularly good finder reviews
Tonight, Kurt Hummel would control Death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Bored by ohblainers reviews
Jeff is bored, so he decides that he and Nick should go for a nice walk. But in the garden of Dalton, Jeff sees something that completely terrifies him. Niff/Neff fluff. Some swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Switched by thisaccounthasbeendiscontinued reviews
Everyone at some point in their life wishes for someone else's life. But after a freak accident, none of the New Directions will wish for it again. T because I'm paranoid.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Klaine Drabbles by Bananalemons reviews
Little Klaine drabbles I write. Rating will probably go up at some point.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
All in a day's work Or is it? by ChuckNorrisLeftFist reviews
Finn and Puck argue over who's more James Bond-like. They agree to spy on Kurt to determine the winner and think they're finding out something they really, really hadn't expected. Rated T for innuendo.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Finn H., Puck - Complete
Broken by klaine06 reviews
Blaine is beaten and gang raped for being gay. How does he learn to deal with his struggles? Will his relationship with Kurt ever be the same?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,801 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Party And Party And Yeah by you'reimpossiblebaby reviews
Jeff and Nick have been best friends for years, and neither of them can imagine life without the other. After things get a little heated at a party, will they ever be the same? NIFF, glorious Niff. Rated M for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Jeff, Nick
119 Days of Summer by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
Blaine and Kurt's relationship stayed strong over the summer. 100 words for each of the 119 days between season 2 and season 3.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Aftermath by needsmoreslashfiction reviews
It was one simple mistake on Kurt's part that led to the fire that tore his life apart. With Blaine by his side, will he be able to recover? Klaine; set post-New York.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Jaws by DreamofInception reviews
Rachel, Finn, Puck and Quinn are on vacation in a smalltown in Florida, unaware of the terror the city are about to face.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,843 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Why do you see right through me? by ohblainers reviews
Blaine arrives at school one day, and realizes that no matter how loud he talks or how much he tries to get their attention, no one seems to be able to hear him or see him. Rated T for some swearing. Klaine with Blaine/Tina friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
iTranscribe Audio by HugsandBugsSmileyface reviews
iLove You sneak peek 1 with transcribe audio on. See what Google thought they were saying.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Not even a whimper by sparxxa reviews
Their world doesn't end with a bang, not even a whimper, just an all consuming endless silence.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Jesse sJ., Mike C. - Complete
Into the Dark by sparxxa
Looking back he knows that they should have trusted Matt, right from the start.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Studying by ohblainers reviews
Kurt is trying to do some homework, but Blaine is being... a little distracting. Drabbley make outs. Klaine. Later chapters Niff/Neff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Aftermath by ChuckNorrisLeftFist reviews
After a hate crime kills a Cheerio, everybody on the football team has to write a journal. Azimio's journal follows. Based on season 1. Warnings: Character death, language. UPDATED: Karofsky's journal
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H.
from me to you by GeCe143 reviews
"Heartbroken over Lea and Male-Cast-Member-Of-Your-Choice's rejection, they turn to each other for comfort. Kind of awkward, but very sweet." Chris/Dianna this isn't really my story i've seen it in LJ and decided to post this. CREDITS TO: notorneira :
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
T G I F by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt Hummel experiences his own crazy Friday night. Song fic set to Katy Perry's "T.G.I.F." Klaine. Three way. Rating is subject to change.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Help by Luna-is-Loony reviews
Jeff's broken his leg, and Nick attempts to make him feel better. NC-17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Jeff, Nick
The Unintentional Sexiness of Kurt Hummel by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Poor Blainers is driven insane by the gallons of sexy that Kurt doesn't realise he has. Sex ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Presents by Luna-is-Loony reviews
Nick has an idea for an early birthday present. Niff & Jeff/Thad
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
The Limits of Tolerance by brenstal reviews
Will is secretly homophobic, and after a long, horrible day he can't contain his disgust anymore. Klaine and Brittana.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,714 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
Shattered Skin by Littlebluebook reviews
AU Kurt is walking home when someone attacks him. From nowhere, comes his savoir, Blaine Anderson. Not Complete
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Blame It On the Tequila by particularly good finder reviews
When Kurt and Finn get drunk, they bond just a little more than they expected. They've always done things differently, after all. Companion to Adventures in Being Sexiled.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Secret Lovers by NicoleLoveH reviews
Finn is scared of coming out, so him and Kurt keep their love secret, hoping that their parents won't find out.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Cheese by Camunki reviews
Finn always thought it was supposed to be cheese that gave you nightmares, but he'd been drinking milk and these weren't exactly nightmares. Kinn, Furt, Finn/Kurt. Oneshot, rated M, smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Kinnja Showersex by Sevvy101 reviews
In celebration of Kinnja Monday on Tumblr, I created a quick little fic as part of my contribution. Enjoy. Obviously full of sex and the beautiful M-rating. Obviously.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Don't Touch My Goddamn Piano by Ophelia Violet reviews
As the shenanigans at McKinley progressed, one sane man was watching it all, and he wasn't entirely amused. "Brad the piano guy," as he's known, retells every episode of Glee from his point of view. T for language, concrits welcome!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Brad
An Odd Pairing by blackviolins reviews
Kurt and Quinn barely consider themselves as friends. They don't hate each other but on some occasions they do. They just haven't gotten around to being used to each other. But another duets competition changes all that.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,216 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Pamphlets by goodgollymolly reviews
Finn is looking for something in Kurt's room when he finds Kurt's pamphlets. He decides to share them with Puck and Sam when Kurt and Blaine walk in. Awkwardness ensues. T for mild language and mentions of sex. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Coke and Chocolate by theyre after my lucky charms reviews
Finding themselves alone on a Friday in Chloe's living room with coke and chocolate in the kitchen is an oppurtunity that presented itself on its own. Chloe simply decided to take advantage of the situation. Let's see if Alek can handle it.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,989 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
Jesse St Sucks by sarahhwithanh reviews
Jesse apologizes to Kurt after he insults him during auditions.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jesse sJ., Kurt H. - Complete
Bright Blue Briefs by sarahhwithanh reviews
Kurt wants to study, and Jesse wants to get laid. Fortunately, Jesse always gets his way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jesse sJ., Kurt H. - Complete
PuffyGate: Hudson vs Hummel by FrankJuniorJunior reviews
Finn loves his puffy vests. Kurt can't stand them. What starts out as a simple family argument erupts into a full blown trial during Glee, complete with lawyers and witnesses. Who will win the Trial of the Century? Collaborative effort with SciFiMom2000!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H.
Unexpected by Oceanic Others Freak reviews
AU. Set after Prom Queen, disregards Funeral and New York. Nobody thought the jocks were willing to take things farther than a rigged vote. Slash. Klaine. Eventual Kurtofsky friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 59,671 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Phantom of the Opera by goodgollymolly reviews
Mr. Schue has decided to do a summer production of Phantom of the Opera, and Rachel has a few problems with his casting decisions. Was a drabble, now a small oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sacrifice by CtrlAltDelicious reviews
As Alek and Chloe fight an assassin, Alek is knifed. His last request is a kiss, but how will he react when the kiss turns to be something more? Can Alek handle it? Can Chloe? Alek/Chloe pairing.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,736 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Stage Whispers by SmileySimmo reviews
If all the delightful noises coming from her weren't making him so hot, he'd remind her that a theatre in Ohio most definitely does not have the budget to make dressing rooms soundproof.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Jesse sJ., Quinn F. - Complete
Chemical Reaction by DrakeRlugia reviews
Puck catches a good look of Quinn's new look the first day back to McKinley. He really likes it. Oneshot, Quick
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Puck, Quinn F.
Camping by goodgollymolly reviews
New Directions plus Blaine camping trip! Finn tries to keep Kurt and Blaine from getting up to any shenanigans, but ends up being beaten at his own game. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt and Blaine, sitting in a tree by agnesiest reviews
Ok, not really. They're really next to a tree. And there's no kissing. But there is kinky, smutty goodness. And angst. Woot!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,123 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Let Me Kiss You like You're Him by Shatteredsand reviews
Chloe couldn't kiss Brian, not if she wanted him to live. So she asks Alek for a favor, one she's sure he'll refuse to have any part in. On HIATUS
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Facebook Time by i lurve mustangs reviews
Glee club on Facebook. Enough said
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
Tie by Ilovegleethemost reviews
One-shot series between Kurt, Blaine, and Blaine's tie. Very fluffy! Please review! Warning: Chapter 4 is rated M
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Cucumbers by goodgollymolly reviews
Rachel wants to give Finn a "special" birthday present and consults with Kurt and Blaine, who are more than a little embarrassed. Awkward oneshot! T for mentions of sexual contact.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Why Me? by MaylinaCrissColfer reviews
Chloe tells her mom a little "fib" about what she was doing. First fanfic ever! Probably horrible at the summary! UNFINISHED! Up for ADOPTION! PM me if interested!
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Alek, Chloe K.
Texts by 78Violetfan reviews
Quinn keeps getting texts from a mystery person...Guess who!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,840 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Quinn F., Sam E. - Complete
Glee meets Glee by babeitscoldoutside reviews
The kids in Glee club really wonder what's on that DVD in the choir club that says 'Glee Season 1 & 2'. SO they diceide to watch it - and are shocked.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Nothing But My Heart by AirNationOracle reviews
A surprise visitor in the night brings about an unexpected pleasure.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
This Could Be Our Only Chance by found.myself.in.wonderland reviews
It all started when they were five years old. Now in their Senior year at HollyWood Arts, Will Beck & Cat finally reveal their true feelings for each other? Or Will Secrets and Lies of their past Ruin it? Rated M for Sexual Content in Later Chapters.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Beck O., Cat V.
Foreign men and grenades by Arianna4President reviews
What happened when Trina and Robbie went to check out their rooms during "Locked up"?
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Trina V., Robbie S. - Complete
Glee Goes Cyber by Hair Like Starlight reviews
Everything is fine in the wonderful land of Glee, until a secret gets out. Friendships are destroyed, love is lost, and people flee their home. Can it all be saved before everything they worked for is flushed down the drain? Read&Review please!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
It wasn't just me by gemma-stone-lovees-glee reviews
Blaine loves Kurt. He knows that. But when Kurt wants to meet Blaines family, he is reluctant. It wasn't just him this time... Violence and child abuse ...may go up to M
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Is She Mai? by MaylinaCrissColfer reviews
What if Alek and Chloe kissed in the first episode before Jasmine caught them! Unfinished! If you want to adopt it PM me!
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Alek, Chloe K.
StickySweet Summer by sparkleyrainbows reviews
It's the hottest day of Summer and Blaine and Kurt really cannot handle the heat. Kurt just wants to cuddle but it's too damn hot. Havoc ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,532 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Warm Milk And Lady Chats by flyin'rabbit reviews
Every night, Kurt brings Finn his warm milk and sometimes, they even have a nice, brotherly 'lady chat'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Not Like The Movies by babeitscoldoutside reviews
What if Kurt had reacted differently in 'Original Songs' when Blaine kissed him Prompt fill
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Sun's Not Up Yet by E. M. Zeray reviews
...But We Are. Near the end of their senior year of high school at McKinley, a look into the thoughts after Kurt wakes up from their first time together…
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton Reform School for Boys by E. M. Zeray reviews
AU Klaine. Dalton is not the place Kurt Hummel belongs. Still he's determined to stick it out for the six months the judge sentences him with and when he meets Blaine Anderson, he starts to think that might not be so difficult...but it might be dangerous.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,750 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
There's a fire starting in my heart by Cat13X3 reviews
Cat never really thought of Beck as more than a friend...until she really started thinking about it. Rated M just to be safe in case anything happens later. CatX3
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Cat V., Beck O.
Government Hooker by babeitscoldoutside reviews
Chris works in a stripclub after his acting career never took off. One evening, a group of friends from one little show called 'Glee' comes in. What happens next?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Angel's Lullaby by kbfan6907 reviews
Blaine has some unexpected news for Kurt and his parents...and only one takes it well. Warning mpreg..don't like don't read.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,172 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Spring Break With A Brit by I Wish I Had A British Accent reviews
Title pretty much sums it up. Chloe spends spring break with Alek! read and review please
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Alek, Chloe K.
When Sparks Fly by Pop-Culture-Princess90 reviews
A story that starts off after 1x03, what happens when Chloe lets Alek in. When she realizes that he knows her better then anyone else and that shouldn't scare her away. Yes it does start with Alek sneaking into her room, but please give it a chance.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Beach Day Gone Romantic by bigtimerushislife reviews
Cat and Beck spent a day at the beach and Cat realizes something. How will she deal with this though? JUST READ.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Cat V., Beck O.
Watch Me by benzgirl888 reviews
He wanted to watch me? Fine. I'll give him something to watch. Based off of episode four, All Apologies. Bit of spoilers. Enjoy the completed version!
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
Big Time Break Up: what i thought would happen by MaylinaCrissColfer reviews
what i thought was going to happen but it didn't
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kendall, Jo - Complete
What is this feeling? by babeitscoldoutside reviews
Kurt admits to never having had an orgasm. Blaine can't let that happen of course.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I should tell you by babeitscoldoutside reviews
Something happened in Kurt's and Brittany's past that no one knows about. What happens if Brittany lets it slip during a New Direction hangout with Blaine?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Of Cuddlesluts and Hug n' Rolls by I Spiked the Ice Cream reviews
"Do you two ever stop that?" "Stop what?" "Being adorable." Finn has a problem. Kurt has a solution. Based on the season 3 episode of Friends, "The One with the Jam." Oneshot, COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sam and the Dress by TickleWaves reviews
Freddie starts seeing Sam in an entirely new way during the iCarly Awards.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Meltdown by AirNationOracle reviews
Sam and Kurt spend a hot summer night together adding to the heat.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Freak In Bed by GreenAndPinkMatch reviews
Freddie tells us just how Sam is in bed... Seddie Oneshot
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iWant Your Attention by GreenAndPinkMatch reviews
Sam is feeling a bit horny and wants her husband to come to bed but of course, being the nub that he is; he refused because he had work to do for his company. How will Sam convince him, or will he stand his groundf and resist his sexy wife? Seddie
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Blaine Anderson loves his poledancer by agnesiest reviews
A smuty oneshot based, oddly enough, on America's Got Talent. And the amazing Steve. We love you, Steve! Vague spoilers for Sexy, I guess.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,078 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt's face tastes awesome by flyin'rabbit reviews
Or so Rachel says. Brittany agrees, and Blaine is just sad because Kurt won't let him try for himself. BIOTA party AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Things You Do by WhatDoYaWantFromMe reviews
When Izzy and Tripp have a late night study session, Izzy finds something rather interesting. Tripp/Izzy. Trizzy Oneshot. Lemon. Enjoy!
I'm in the Band - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Trip C., Izzy - Complete
Bedtime Stories by CharliesHoodie reviews
Blaine, with Kurt's help, tells their daughter the story of how they met.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Criss Colfer by loki-dokey reviews
What were Darren and Chris feeling as they read the script that foretold their future kiss? How did they take it? And is there a chance for either of them to get what they really desire from the scene? A Klaine / Criss Colfer one shot. Glee.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Say You Will by LemonAidan reviews
With gay marriage legalized in New York, Blaine has a plan to propose to Kurt in the best way he knows how, in song.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Like They Know the Score by icedintheveins reviews
Santana's trying to piece herself back together and find something to do with her life. Kurt and Blaine are trying desperately to get a child. A chance run-in on the streets of New York solve everyone's problems. Klaine. Brittana. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Nickname Game by ithoughtthereyouare reviews
Summer, Blaine thinks about the different nicknames Kurt has given him and he tries to settle on the right one for Kurt. Shameless fluff. My first chapter story, each chapter focuses on a different name. I hope you enjoy and please review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,716 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It Passed by scarlettfire reviews
"I am well aware of the way I follow you around like a duckling, Kurt. You could ask me to jump off a building and I'd probably ask: 'Which one'"
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not Sorry by Linwe-Amari reviews
I reached up and grabbed the back of his head, forcing his lips back to mine. His hands shot out to either side of my body to support himself so that he wouldn't fall on top of me with the momentum of the jerking motion. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Stamina by GreenAndPinkMatch reviews
Freddie recruits Sam to help him boost his stamina in bed after realizing at party, that he can only last about 10 seconds. Sam decides to help, but this means...having sex with Freddie Benson, over and over. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
That Special Someone by Lexxxx reviews
Tina and Mike have a SUPER awkward talk with Miss. Pillsbury. I do NOT own anything
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Mike C., Tina C. - Complete
What Did I Just Find? by GreenAndPinkMatch reviews
Freddie finds an interesting item in Sam's room one day and asks her about it resulting in her showing him how she uses it. Can you guess what that item is? Heres some clues... it is large pink and vibrating. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
My Girlfriend Sam by BaalRules reviews
Sam and Freddie begin their senior year of high school. This story has sex, really filthy language,and unexpected twists. So, jump in and enjoy.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,478 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
I'm Going to Hell by FifiDoll reviews
Kurt is charged to babysit Finn and his new boyfriend, much to his dismay. An even bigger problem is when he walks in on them in the heat of the moment.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Finn H., Jesse sJ. - Complete
It Was This Big! by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Brittany accidentally tells the Glee club about her little sexual endevor with Kurt. Blowjobs. Bondage? One shot. Smut. Kurtanny. Oral sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Brittany P., Kurt H. - Complete
Timing is Everything by Liz Glenstone reviews
Jeff has had a long day and his roommate, Nick just wants to help relieve his tension...right?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Jeff, Nick
iLike My Room Mate by Eenjolras reviews
Sam and Freddie end up to be roommates. Will this turn into love?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Glory by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #5, but can be read alone. Basically, Kurt REALLY appreciates Blaine's backside, and Blaine appreciates Kurt's appreciation. And things get kinda intense.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
iAm A Porn Star by seddiefuture reviews
When Freddie finds an inappropriate video about the iCarly stars on Splashface he confronts Sam, Melanie, and Carly. Melanie recently became an iCarly host alongside Carly and Sam . Now Rated M/XXX for language, violence, Strong sex, and many fetishes.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iWon't Listen by SeddieLUV reviews
"I don't need you," I sob, shaking my head miserably. "Ana is helping me; You can't take her away!" Carly struggles with Anorexia with the help of "Ana"- while slowly destroying herself. Eventual Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,432 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Carly S. - Complete
Trouty Mouth's Revenge by Liz Glenstone reviews
Sam has had enough. After Santana's song, he is ready to teach her a lesson she will never forget.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sam E., Santana L. - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Observer by klemonademouth reviews
During the day, a barista saw a lot of things- people arguing on cellphones, sappy couples, people getting their heartbroken, people getting proposed to. All stages of love, out on display for the world to see, if it so chose. Klaine. Coffeeshop fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My Guilty Pleasure by ninjacolfer reviews
HUMMELCEST. That means Burt/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
He's Given Up Talking by kirana44 reviews
So when Mr Schue makes the club sing a solo to express themselves, Matt decides he's not going to stay silent for that much longer...Matt-centric fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Matt R., Brad - Complete
The Truth Is Ugly by Benito Gonzales reviews
This is the story of what lies behind that Latina girl and the others portrayed as innocent in the show with special characters from the not-as-childish Glee. Rated M for Adult Scenes.
Crossover - Glee & Dora the Explorer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2011
Facebook Fiasco by Gleekmel2509 reviews
Brittany and Santana wake up to a suprise on Facebook!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why Rachel Committed Suicide by gleekghfan reviews
Rachel Berry's thirteen reasons why. AU based off of Jay Asher's book, "Thirteen reasons Why." Finn's POV Please READ and REVIEW:
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,890 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
you are the new day by particularly good finder reviews
He tempted her in Eden, but reality always stood in the way.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Quinn F., Kurt H. - Complete
Why Did You Do It? by xxBBsxBabexx reviews
Nat's gone out again, leaving Alex alone. While Nat was out, however, he didn't even know that he made Alex cry his heart out, all because of one little, disgusting, discovery he made while cleaning up Nat's room. Based on "Why" by Alex Wolff
Naked Brothers Band - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Alex, Nat - Complete
Blue by Mrs Don Draper reviews
Ryan gets stuck with a drunk Jim after a night out with the guys. Takes place during Pam's engagement to Roy. A more explicit version of one of the chapters from my "100 stories" series.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jim H., Ryan H. - Complete
Trip to the Dentist by nerdcrushedd reviews
Carl was checking on Will's teeth, when suddenly, by "accident," their crotches rubbed together. Both of them got turned on by this, and then the unthinkable happens. Will/Carl Slash! Mature for descriptive sex scene.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Carl H., Will S. - Complete
The Sad Life of Brad the Piano Player by Victoria1127 reviews
Brad hates those Glee kids. Now we know why.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Brad
Kurt is with Who! by MeteorXShowerXx reviews
Kurt see's a side of Quinn he has never seen before and has a strange connection with her he has never had before.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Quinn F., Kurt H.
Focus by Espera reviews
Jim is suffering. He can barely stand being around Pam and not be allowed to touch her-to love her. He seeks solace and a distraction from a helping hand. Explicit Jim/Ryan. Unrequited Jim/Pam. WARNING: much angst. Read at your own risk.
Office - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Jim H., Ryan H. - Complete
with your fluffy, cotton stuffing by particularly good finder reviews
Or, How Finn Hudson Got Kurt Hummel Into Bed With Him. -Finn is cold. Kurt doesn't care.-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
these pretty, pretty flowers on my skin by particularly good finder reviews
"The bruises bother his father. And the blood sends Finn into a rage. Kurt doesn't understand their anger; blood and bruises and broken bones – they're so human. Don't they want Kurt to be human?" Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
when you're worn out and tired, i'll cover you by particularly good finder reviews
Though he's never really been her friend, Kurt takes Quinn into his home and his heart.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
The One With The Jellyfish by Loony4moony816 reviews
He wasn't handling it very well. CRACK
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sue S., Kurt H. - Complete
for the sake of convenience by queeniee reviews
she doesn't like him, but he's the only thing she has that's home. cato/clove.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Take on Me by Lucy'sDaydreams reviews
Ryan's been pushing Jim's buttons. Jim's fed up with it. One-shot. Reviews enormously appreciated. First slash fanfic.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Ryan H., Jim H. - Complete
Payback by poeticgrace reviews
What if Kelly's reasons for lying about the customer surveys had been different? RELLY ONE SHOT.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Kelly K., Ryan H. - Complete
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