Confronted with a medical mystery amongst the Autobots, Ratchet requisitions House and his team for a consult. Let the snark-off begin. -No pairings-

Loki travels the paths between worlds in search of a powerful artifact which may save Thor's life and make Loki the most powerful sorcerer that Asgard has ever known. Pre-Movie, Loki/Sigyn. Additional chapters are being added that will eventually link up with Loki series.

Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)

Téa Gardner lost everything in a single night: her home, her family, her very livelihood. Of all people to help her in this time of need, Seto Kaiba is the one to give her another chance. CH27 NOW UP! (No, really.)

Loki, found on the shores of Asgard weak and unconscious, is placed under the care of an odd healer, Sigyn. A dreamer of worlds she's never touched, she finds him exciting while he's just worried about his family's forgiveness. Eventual Sigyn/Loki

NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.

Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.

Three hundred years is a terribly long time. (49) "It's not a dream, is it?"

Longing. Need. Desire. The Dark God has never felt these until a chance encounter with a young Goddess of Spring. And thus started one of the most famous, loving, and enduring marriages the world has ever known. Hades x Persephone

A fallen god, presumed dead by everyone including himself, suddenly finds himself to to be very much alive. The wormhole has taken him through time and space to Earth, 1938 - but where will destiny take him? Post-movie, mix of movieverse, legends, comics.

Movieverse: an unsuspecting Sarah Lennox 'lends' Ironhide to her even more unsuspecting cousin. Will try to have this story lead into the second movie, but I'm not making any promises. Please R&R.

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

Jane meets Loki for the first time while he's in custody of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Loki shows a strange interest in Darcy. Neither one is safe. Serialization. Post-Movie. Loki x Darcy. COMPLETE.

Darcy should have seen it coming. She couldn't hang around the spandex crowd forever and not end up with a great big target painted on her back eventually. She was just surprised it took Loki so long.

All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.

Tragedy brought them together. An accident means to separate them. Ironhide had never meant to let things go as far as they had, he had simply promised to watch over her. But fate and the Decepticons had other ideas. IH/OC. NOT a mary-sue.

Movie-verse with G1 leanings. Ratchet discovers a paramedic injured in a Decepticon attack. Can he help her recover and can she help him learn to live again? Eventual RatchetXOC.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.

*Jazz/Maggie; postmovie 2007* Jazz asked Maggie a question over a cup of tea. What will be her answer? One-shot continued!

Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.

Chromia arrives on Earth, but Will Lennox missed the memo about her and a certain Weapons Specialist. Will struggles to deal with the repurcussions. Rated T for the situation, nothing explicit but stronger rating than usual. By Eowyn77 for Marinelife37.

What goes in a baby book when you're on a starship?

She turned his world upside down, collapsed a castle and tore something out of his soul. Now, he's going to return the favor. Rated for language and mild mature content.

Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.

09 Movie verse with other continuity undertones - Mikaela’s love life hits the road block from hell while Ratchet is left fuming over having committed Wheeljack inspired malpractice. Mikaela/Ratchet with mocking of Sam/Bee; Nothing for, or against, slah

Being forced into it was not something Jareth or Sarah had in mind, and, since both are notoriously stubborn, naturally there is some resentment there. They will war for some edge until a compromise is reached or a bus barrels after Sarah. JS COMPLETE

Miles' theory on why so many things with Sam has changed. Even stranger than what really happened. Also, his idea of what Bumblebee is.

Having a giant alien robot practically land in your backyard is bad enough, until it shows up on your doorstep asking for help. Then again, Nolan and Aine have been wanting to get away from home. What's the worse that could happen? Famous last words...

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

The newest tale tells of Jareth's arduous passion for his true love. READ IT OR I SHALL FIND YOU! lol

“You can only hate someone whom you have the capacity to love, because if you are really indifferent, you cannot even get up enough energy to hate him.” Hate and love. Where is the line between the two? GaaraxSakura. Quote by Sri Chinmoy.

2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.

Premovie. IronhidexChromia, OptimusxElita. Intimacy is described as a close personal relationship. With these lovers, different as night and day, what are their relationships like in the quiet moments? Chapter 8: How does a mech say he belongs to a femme?

Sarah's made a great life for herself, but Jareth has a problem. Will Sarah help him? What will it cost her if she does? J/S *Tiny Shirtless Jareth included*

Their love wasn't disappearing...it merely changed. .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after 'A Dance to Remember.' o.

Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.

Five years after the Underground, Sarah Williams encounters someone who couldn't, shouldn't be real. But is he?

Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!

ShunxNanao: 'Nanao was aware of an enormous pair of arms enveloping her as the flames struck and the sickening realization that the only reason she wasn’t burning was because the man protecting her had taken the attack.' chapter 3 R&R

When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku

COMPLETE! AU dark fic - Kenshin is Battousai, a feared assasin in modern times. His target is Kamiya Kaoru, a girl with mysterious abilities. Is a relationship between captive & captor possible? [ind. chps PG13 & R: violence, swearing, adult situations]

It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.

The journey of a Fire Nation woman as she attempts to spread peace over conflict. Her actions bring her to the Kun valley, filled with adventure, conflict, friendship and a man known only as The Demon of War. Mostly OCs, canon character cameos

Post Timeskip. Sakura's curiosity leads to a unique situation that teaches her more about the true nature of a certain blond shinobi...and awakens new possibilities. NaruSaku slight yuri!sexynojutsu but mostly het

All Haruno Sakura wanted was to get through highschool peacefully. However, she already knew it was not to be without bloodshed. [SasuxSaku]

When Vegeta destroys the gravity machine for the umpteenth time, Bulma rashly agrees to sleep with him if he can fix the machine himself. But, could he actually be capable of fixing the damn thing...

Cindy has grown up and is heading off to college, leaving behind a uncaring mother, a not so perfect EXboyfriend, and plenty more. She dives headfirst into her new life...right into MORE trouble and a stranger from the past she had thought long gone.

How to Marry the Girl of Your Dreams Or A Mother’s Story A fiveyearold Shino learns in the prize of being persistant and not fearing a woman with bug spray.

Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]

“It’s alright,” Rock Lee soothed, though he did not let go of her wrists and his leg stayed firmly locked around her knees. “I’m here for you now,” he murmured. Lee. Sakura. Final chapter. Enter Gai

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.

Nov 19: will try to continue during winter, so busy! Sakura attempts to hook up Ino with Shino, but things aren't turning out like she planned. Doubts begin to rise concerning herself and Sasuke as she finds herself attracted to Shino.

Life goes on. Seasons turn. People grow, change, age, and wither away. Families are born, shattered, and reconstituted all in the space of a single lifetime. There is always another generation to take the place of the ones who fall. One-Shot

Completed fic. The adventures of Rosette Christopher and her assistant Chrno continue far past what we expect...can they overcome immesurable odds and their fated destinies?

BV How is Vegeta going to take the news that he is going to be a father...again? Take a glimpse into the Vegeta-Briefs home to find out what happened during the ten years after Majin Buu's defeat. COMPLETE

MalikTea... Tea embarks on a journy, leaving everything she knows and loves behind to find the one thing that means the most to her...her heart.

Epilogue up! Complete Her first child for her release... That was Sarah's promise, but when payment is due she offers Jareth, the Goblin King, another deal Her child for herself.

J/S. Chance, or destiny dressed by chance---Either way, Sarah and Jareth face each other again.