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The Switch Glitch: The Movie by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
.Sequel to TSG. Ed's pissing off yet another shadowy organization. Al's in a dangerous battle he doesn't even want to acknowledge. Risty's singularly focused on finding Ed, since she can't remember anything else. Noa just wants to be normal. More lookalikes. More chainletters. An assassin or two. And a plot that puts Dante's schemes to shame. It's hard work for a happy ending.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,269 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
Lost and Found by MsMonochrome reviews
Upon finishing Sburb/grub the survivors are given an option for what will happen next. However their choice isn't what they thought it was. Five years later Karkat and John meet up again, but what happens when one doesn't remember the other at all?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,504 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 10/20/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Voices by Citrus Fruit Monster reviews
Lovino just wanted a normal life with his Spanish boyfriend, Antonio. However, after an accident that will slowly cause little Lovino to lose his hearing, he gets a different story instead. Spain/S.Italy/Romano. Human names used. Rated for later events May change
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Some Nights by Rmorris27 reviews
Sherlock is almost finished destroying Moriarty's web but needs some help from the youngest member of the Holmes family before he can return to London- and more importantly- to a certain Ex-Army Doctor. Case/Reunion/Johnlock/Angst/Fluff/other-Holmes-family-member multi-chapter story.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft H. - Complete
Burn One by KiwiWire reviews
Your name is Gamzee Motherfucking Makara, and you aren't a good motherfucker when you're sober. That's why Karkat sent you to this place- so you could get better. You aren't going to get better. Nothing would change your habit, not Karkat, not Tavros- No one. And frankly, you're okay with that. GamTav. Drugs and Violence.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,230 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Love Killed the World by ChopstickGirl241 reviews
The year was 2012. And nations across the globe were dying. The end of the world was inevitable. Join a selection of the Hetalia cast they each experience their own personal Hell. Some more than others. LOTS OF CHARACTER DEATH. Pairings consist of one-sided Spamano, GerIta, Giripan, RussAme, FrUK, PruCan, and a few other minor or one-sided pairs. Also slight Mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Fever by Adina Mizu reviews
John gets sick and Karkat is left to try and help him. Having no experience with such things he does what can to make John comfortable before calling Kanaya for help. Waiting for the Jade blood to reply Karkat is faced with vile fluids being pumped from the Heir's stomach to trying to get him to take some medicine. Both are a venture in themselves.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Summer Storms by CrimsonDeath413 reviews
You are at Dave's house, staying for summer break. You have stayed here before but it was always during the holidays not in the summer so you had no idea about the storms. What will happen when a storm hits while Jade is staying at Dave's? One-shot. JadexDave! Rated T for cussing
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
All That Glitters by linkpwns13 reviews
A Pewdiepie Amnesia fanfiction. Stephano ventures out too far ahead and is taken captive. Will Pewdie find Stephano before the Shadow can warp and twist him to the point of no return? Rated teen for language. Maybe, in the future, a little bit of at least implied Stephano/Pewdie.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete
North American Family by Swifty Heart reviews
chapter one: Death and Rebirth Canada finally has had enough...short chapter stories of family and love...and England bashing...I'm not good with summaries so please read Rated -T for suicide and death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,667 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Canada, America
Birds of a Feather by UpsidedownShortcake reviews
As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,956 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Remember by Aulophobic Clarinetist reviews
When Tino comes back from Russia, he's different: almost silent, scared, and seemingly trapped in his mind. Will he ever return to being the happy Finn he once was? Can Berwald survive the wait? SuFin angst. Berwald's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sweden, Finland
Our Rights by Hetaliadict reviews
Some countries just don't support homosexuality. Like America. So when he becomes very cruel towards homosexuals, some of the countries leave and announce unexpected things, along with some countries no one saw coming.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,886 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Nightmare by VespertineFlora reviews
Sopor slime was meant to suppress the trolls' dark subconscious, so when the trolls join their human companions at night, they can only escape that darkness for so long. Karkat learns this lesson the hard way. JohnKat fluff, rated for gore/violence.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Long Forgotten Memories by bambino-rotto reviews
It's been years since sburb/sgrub ended, yet none of the humans remember it. John has this sinking feeling in his gut that there's more out there, but he's unsure of what it is. Can this new kid in his class help him out? Johnkat. T for now idk.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Talking on Paper by IdiotFromOsaka reviews
AU. Kiku Honda lives in a world of silence, finding his only escape from reality in his daily art class. Herakles Karpusi is a normal guy. Paired together on a school project, an unlikely friendship is formed, through nothing more than writing. GiriPan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Greece, Japan
The Naming of the Statue by dragonspyre reviews
The life of a statue is quite boring. The life of a statue in a house full of monsters is something entirely different. But all it takes is for one person to come in and change everything. Stephano/Daniel or Stephano/PewDiePie :
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Daniel - Complete
Unexpected by Nia Frost reviews
John and Karkat get into a relationship expecting nothing but each other's love. Karkat accepted that he wont get a kismisses from the other. What happens however is an unexpected pregnancy. Confusion abound and emotional turmoil. KarkatxJohn
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,323 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - John E., Karkat V.
Like The Snow by Neon Insanity reviews
Each step I take will take me further from this place and closer to you, I'm not going to give up because I don't believe you're truly gone. T for angst, language and other stuff. Sweden/Finland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sweden, Finland
Gone by Killed in the crossfire reviews
USUK- when Alfred leaves Arthur, the latter finds out it wasn't for the reasons he'd claimed. Warning-slash, character death, hospitals
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Cleaning the World by Annanova reviews
Stan develops a drinking problem to deal with his cynicism. Kyle attempts to save him when the bottom of a whiskey bottle isn't enough to help Stan run away from his problems. T for suicide mentions, character death and abuse.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Wildflowers by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
Germany forces Italy to defect to the Allies. They later meet on the battlefield and Germany is injured protecting Italy, and his injuries help reunite the long-lost lovers. *HRE is Germany, GerIta*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
An Awkward Swedish Lover by prussiasgermany reviews
Sweden and Finland live unaware of their feelings for each other.In a twist of faith one small incident leads to a covered up plan of kidnapping and dominance thanks to Russia's dark obsession,threatening their blooming relationship.Longer summary inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Fallen On Deaf Ears by MP PrussianMia reviews
After a car crash, their relationship started to crumble. One drinks every night while other has to clean up the mess. But what happens when Romano gets sick and finds out it could have been caused by the crash? Warnings: Spamano, Angsty, M language, OOC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Squad's Heart by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Skipper is their leader, Kowalski their brains, Rico their never-ending supply of weaponry, but Private . . . Private is their heart. Slash.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Private, Skipper - Complete
Ricordo by PsychoXFolleXx reviews
You know how everything goes well, and suddenly, it all just crashes down into destruction before you know it? That's him, my love... Who is dying, painfully... And forgot everything. Warnings: Insanity, Spamano, Shounen-Ai, blood, swears, angst, etc...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Lullaby of Fate by Lawliet Veneziano reviews
The third lullaby. Tino isn't feeling too well... Will be a multi-chapter story! Just you guys wait! UPDATE! Chapter 5 is Up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Sweden, Finland
Repentant by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
-Oliver Twist.- Dodger had done many terrible things in his life, but none so terrible as taking part in the kidnapping of his best friend. Oliver/Dodger friendship.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,101 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009
Growing to… by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*GerIta* Germany is forced to come to terms with Italy's feelings for him, but war has subtle ways to interfere. Forced to switch sides due to his brother and against his will, Italy unwillingly delivers the worst kind of betrayal Germany has ever felt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,363 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Gone Forever by Flameses reviews
When Edward goes missing, Al searches Central for him to no avail. His searching is interrupted by the appearance of a homunculus. Bad summary- just read the story!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,536 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Death of a Nation by Yukari Rin reviews
A Wall falls and somebody dies. Prussia, Hungary, and Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Brother, what is Elricest? by Tallest Phoenix reviews
NO pairings. This fic rags on most of the yaoi pairings, some of which I had to leave out because Edward threatened to murder me. Animeverse, mildly crackish, some OOC.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Skipper's Log by Esperata reviews
So how did Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private come together anyway? Marlene finds Skipper's log and finds out. Contains skilene later on.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Fat Ass Corporations by SolidusSnake00 reviews
It was only 4 months ago, but now, Cartman rules the world, bringing communsim, and monarchy to America. Can Stan, and Kyle defeat him? This document contains some foul language, viewer disgression is advised. Please review. Enjoy. I do not own South Park
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The Switch Glitch by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
If I could make a second wish, it would be that whoever does the wish granting wasn't so literal. When I wished I could be in Full Metal Alchemist, I MEANT the show! I wish I'd known what I was getting into when I opened that e-mail...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 175,650 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Edward E., OC - Complete
The Day Kyle Slipped Away by Ben Barrett reviews
Kyle dies, and Stan doesn't handle it well. Angsty songfic. Oneshot. Based on the YouTube video by EvilSpork. Just like the video, it is not really slash but you could easily interpret it as such if you like.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Stan M. - Complete
Artificial Fullmetal by EdwardXElric reviews
Edward Elric is missing… and no one seems to relocate him and Alphonse is searching, until a homunculus that looks like Edward appears. Is this the Edward Elric? The one who was known as the Fullmetal Alchemist?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.