Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Wizard101, Fairy Tail, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ＆ストッキングwithガーターベルト, and Fusion Fall.
Hey everyone! Well, here are some things i want you to know about me. :3
Name: Gaara's Bride a.k.a. Shika's girl ;]
Location: not important
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
11. Killer Bee
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Nope
2) Do you think Four is hot? eh o.e
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? :3 if he wasn't a puppet then they would have cute babies
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? YES!! TONS!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? ummm no?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? eh even though i think this would NEVER be five/ten
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Shikamaru: that looks so troublesome...
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Kiba goes to te sand on a private mission and falls in love with the Kazekage's sister?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight? I highly doubt that o.O
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. I wouldn't mind, even if you are troublesome
11) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot? idk
12) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No but i would (and fail) ;3
13) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No o.e
14) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? shikamaruuuu!!!! xD
15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Wind
16) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Never keep me waiting
17) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? mmm you look so young wanna do lunch? ;)
18) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Can i watch?
19) How emo is Seven? too hot to be emo
20) If four asks twelve out, what would twelve say? Dont waste my time little girl
R.I.P Uchiha Itachi
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R.I.P. Uchiha Itachi. He was a man who loved peace and who had the strength to follow the path he had chosen even when it became unbearable. Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you would lay a flower on his grave: sunshinelexi, Runo 44, Ralf 55, Bulla49, Kosue1501, gaarasbride
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? TEMARI, Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura,Neji,Gaara,Shikamaru, Jiraiya
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Saku/Sas Ino/Dei Naru/Hina
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? D: i don't know what any of that stuff is, nor do i want to DX
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I cosplayed as Itachi, and this black chick from the cloud village (i forgot her name XD) and at my house and soon to be at a Con o.O
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Some posters, Itachi Akatsuki ring, Akatsuki outfit, cloud village girl outfit thingie
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Itachi or Gaara... OR Shikamaru, i cant name anything now but we do have many things in common adn could be a good couple(s) XD
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku because they belong together (Cus Naruto and sasuke is just WRONG (not that i have anything against Gays D:)
9. Which team is your favorite? Team Hebi
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)? not one bit >:l
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? of course!! I mean Naruto had to get his sexy-ness from SOME where ;D
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? grr i would have to say Pain/Pein, but that doesn't mean i don't like Itachi ;)
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Hating the Sasu-Gay
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yes! ;;
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Oh Hell Yeah!! Every week!
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Nah, he has his goofy times like me ;)
17. Sub or dub? BOTH :D
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Eh, Pro... 7_7
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny AF ! got to get me some Tobi ;)
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes ;;
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? ... I don't want to be mean V_V
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara for sure. (He'd so be hot too)
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome ‘cuz he just is :D
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? ... Guy/Gai?????
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? SOME of them others are just plain weird
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yeah 1 but i threw it away cus i ran out of weird people
27. Do you like lemons? Heehee mmmmhmm ;)
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My dad does lol... just lol "Get um Sasu-Gay!!!" "Dad thats Sakura o.O" "Oh... Get em Saku-gay!" " -_-"
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Hell yeah! I LOVE NinjaBridge on Youtube lmfao I love them
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Nope.. i hope its not people flashing like naruto painted on their bellies o.e
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yea my sister and nephew :3
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yup all over my Binder
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Yes and No she came up to me and was like he's cuuttee who is he?? i was like his name is 'Jannel's imanginary Boyfriend so back off' o.e
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yes, Mocha wont leave me alone about it XD and no i make pretty good grades
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? lol my dad buys everything for me ;3
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? YES!! I WANT TO READ JIRAIYA'S BOOK!! cus he's smexy ;)
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Fuck No, he's dead bitch ;;
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? Hmm i have and i do.. let me count..1..2..3.. about 20 drawings
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? I would never think of Sasuke as 'Sexy' he's kind of cute yes but never sexy
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yupp ;)
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Hell Yea, Proud of it too.
Characters Favorite: Minato(Forth Hokage)
Least favorite: Danzo
Favorite girl: Temari
Favorite boy: Naruto
Favorite Kage: Gaara
Favorite villain: Akatsuki
Least Favorite Villain: Kabuto :/
Person most like you:Sakura and Naruto im a mix of both :l
What you think of Choji: So Cute!
What do you think of Ino: Get some new Justu
What do you thik of Sasuke: He needs to die already
What do you think of Lee: Bushy Brows!
What do you think of Neji: Badass
What do you think of Naruto: He is so fucking awesome, BE MY BROTHER PLEASE!!
What do think of Orochimaru: He's cute... when he doesnt talk
What do you think of Sakura: love her she's an awesome girl ninja
What do you think of Hinata: she needs to not give up on her getting with Naruto.
Ino or Sakura: Sakura.
Kiba or Shikamaru: Shikamaru, no-brainer
Neji or Lee: Neji, sorry bushy brows ;;
Tenten or Temari: Temari all the way! ;D
Naruto or Saskue: Really?! Naruto no shit there -_-
Gai or Kakashi:. Kakashi. He's just so damn sexy
Hinata or Hanabi: Hinata.
Sasuke or Itachi: Itachi. Loyal, brave, and just plain sexy I love it!
Sharingan or Byakugan: Sharingan, sorry Neji and Hinata :/
Mind or shadow control: Shadow control, it'd be fun to mess with people >:D
Fire or Water: Fire mix with earth to create lava
Air or Earth: Earth mix with fire to create lava>
Favorite Element: Lighting
Summon frog, snake, or snail: Frog, Ninja frogs are too cool
Genjutsu, Ninjutsu, or Taijutsu: Ninjustu
Weapon: Giant Fan >:)
Chidori or Reasagon: Rasengan ;)
Shadow clone or Transformation: Shadow clones, makes work easier -_-
Who should Naruto be with: Hinata no shit
Sakura: Sasuke v.v
Sasuke: Sakura >.
Choji: im working on it buddy! D:
Shino: someone from his clan :3
Lee: does he have a clan??
Are Ino and Sakura too obbsessed with Sasuke? yessir
Best Sensei: Tsunade/ Kakashi
Should Sasuke die: Y E S
Which girl looks better post-timeskip: Ino, when she had her headband
What girl looks worst post-timeskip: Hinata, it was plain :/
What guy looks best post-timeskip: Sasuke, before his outfits went gay on us (lmfao)
What guy looks worst post-timeskip: Choji D:
What's the best episode: Shippuden episode 80-85??, when Sakura beats the shit out of my man Sasori 3
What's the worst: Sora ark, only because... well no one should have the nine-tails, ANYTHING but Naruto v.v
Funniest: 101 of orignal, trying to see Kakashi's face XD
Do Fillers suck: some are and some are ok :/
Dubs or orginal: I like subs better but dub is ok (Excpet Hidan -_- lmfao and Kakuzu-lu sounds like Optimus Prime XD)
Favorite manga chapter: When Naruto started rapping with Killer Bee XD oh yeah B)
Least: Itachi/ Sasori/ Asuma died T_T
Have you seen the movies: All of them. but the new one i want to see it really bad :/
Are you a Narutard: um Hell yes and idgaf who says shit about it
Have you cosplay-ed, if so, as who: First Itachi, second cloud ninja girl XD (still dont know her name)
Do you own any Naruto items: hell yes XD
Have you read every manga: stupid ass question XD
Have you watched every anime: err Naruto wise kinda
Was this quiz troublesome:
Did you understand that "joke": Yes :3
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this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.
Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!
· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sannin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.
uh...that's it! (Man I'm addicted)
If you have ever ran into a door that said "PULL" on it
then copy and paste this to your profile
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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (HEY I HAPPEN TO EAT!)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.(so not true I'm not even of age as I was told ;D )
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. (I admit it smells good but I Hate smoking! [not that I tried it])
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (both genders)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Hnmp! Well then SSOORRYY!))
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Kill the non-supporters!)
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell (I really don't think God exists, I'm more of a science person)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals (I mean I'm forced to go to church but that doesn't mean I have to believe in their beliefs right? good.)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Tch...)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Well I am sorry, and well a lot of people tell me I'm pretty so Why not believe them?)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(No I just want to be different, problem?)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.( No way! I usually beat up all my guy friends >.>)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. ( No I was just born to have them I guess, not that I want them.)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Posers are the ones that wear what everyone else does >.>)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. (No, I just have a lot of gay friends and they're really cool actually... so yeah go somewhere with that please.)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (a what now?)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Not in the least!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.( Trust me those too are a BAD combo!)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Tch, it goes all to the boobs so my boobs are fat I guess -_-)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (you you kind a prince charming call me)
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks (wow this ones a joke right?)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA ( this made me laugh :3)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So we’ve been toldXD)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (No im just self centered)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.(or we used to be)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I am very mature for my age as people tell me)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (WTF I HATE watermelon!)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Yeah.. no)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (;( )
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.( Just shy!)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Yeah, people are different ya know!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (D;)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.( sorry I was just born that way)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. ( no I just stick up for the weak)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. ( again not in the least)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (People like my anime drawing thank you)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. ( Only for you Shikamaru ;D)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (no im just smart thats all there is to it)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Yeah.. no)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (no thank you i just like to write.. that is all)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (...)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Yeah i rather not be up there...)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (we all live on one planet why not keep it clean)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Umm no)
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex (WHAT?!)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (???????)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (You sir are WRONG!)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I LIKE with but its depends on who the couple it is And no i'm not gay at all)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (err um okay... ?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Psh...)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (No I just like to help people... a lot XD)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (no not one bit)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted. (People are allowed their own beliefs guys come on now)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.