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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
IZZYMARIEWHITLOCK IS NOW Hand-Drawn-Photograph
Good Morning world! I see my assassins have failed...
Anyway... I'm Izzy. Not Isabella, that sounds all boring and plain. If you call me Isabella, I will cut you're head off and feed it to rabid poodles. Really. I love Twilight AND Harry Potter. Wow, bet you all didn't even think that was possible. I am here to tell you that it is, and that all you angry Twilight vs Potter people should actually go and READ the opposing team's book. They're actually really good, all though I do agree, the Twilight movies sucked, and the make up they smeared all over Robert Pattinson and Jackson Rathbone's faces was an abomination to they're gorgeousness (same goes for the wigs). Okay, now the 'about me' stuff. Crap on a stick. I suck at this. Okay umm, here goes...
Hair: Still not long and flowing.
Eyes: Still not blue.
Height: Still too short to ride the bumper cars at county fair. *sighs*
Age: I find this slightly creepy.
Weight: Didn't your mothers ever tell you that you never ask a lady her weight? *Remembers that this is not 1940, and that self is not a lady*
Whew. now that that's over, we get to the GOOD stuff. XD
I thought that killing people would make them like me more... but it just makes them dead."- Voldemort@Quirril, AVPM
I don't want my life to be like spider-man 3. I HATED that movie!- Harry@Ginny, AVPM
Fav Harry Potter Characters:
1: Bellatrix Le'strange
2: Luna Lovegood or Nymphadora Tonks
3: All the Marauders, maybe besides Peter
4: Fred (RIP) and George Weasley
5: Cedric Diggory
6: Draco Malfoy
7: Scorpius Malfoy
Fav Twilight charactors:
1: Jasper Whitlock
2: Carlisle Cullen
3: Peter Whitlock
4: Emmett Cullen
5: Alice Cullen
6: Jacob Black
7: Bella Swan
Twilight: Bella/Jasper, Bella/Carlisle, Victoria/James, Bella/Emmett, Victoria/Bella, Alice/Jasper, Bella/Alice, Bella/Peter, Charlotte/Peter
Bizenghast: Dinah/Edrear, Dinah/Edaniel.
Vampire Knight: Yuki/ 'Idol', Ruka/'Idol', Yuki/'Wild', Yuki/'Zero', Yuki/Ruka, Ruka/Kaname
HP: Bellatrix/James, Sirius/OC, Harry/OC, Draco/Hermione, Draco/Harry, Tonks/Harry, Bellatrix/Voldemort, Bellatrix/Harry, Luna/Ron, Hermione/Bellatrix, Hermione/Luna, Harry/Luna, Hermione/Sirius, Scorpius/OC, Fred/George.
I dont ship Bedward for twi, Because Eddy-dear has controll issues. And I have issues with his face. (and painted-on abs, for that matter.)I don't really like him paired with anyone. And for Vampire Knight I personally think that Yuki/Kaname is wierd, I mean, they're realated. Only so much non-Weasly incest I can take. All other pairings are OK.
Fanfiction: Flying High, (HP), Instructions not included, (HP), Up and Down (HP) Somethin New, (Twi)
Novel: HP (GOF), and Goose Girl.
Manga: Bizenghast, Stepping on Roses, Vampire Knight
Movie: Red Riding Hood, and The King's Speech
TV Show: Buffy, and Tudors!
I have 3 OC's in another story, Witta and Kit Sparks in HGAMESLOVE's Hunger Games syot, and Corressmet Bolt in Dawn-Of-Indescribable-Colors Hunger Games syot. beneath is a collage for Cori, Witta, and Kit and his girlfriend, Pimma
I have two stories, Inklight and Reawakening. The latter was my first fanfiction, and not very good. Inklight is a SYOC, or submit your own character, and will hopefully be better. It's centered around the child of the Darklord, who was born on the same night Harry's parents were killed. Oh godess, that sounds Mary-Sueish, doesn't it? But anyway, Here's a few links to what I imagined the OC's to look like:
Merope Riddle (Mary Alice Queen)
So, um, here's some random internet stuff.
X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
x you have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.
X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.
X You can skateboard
X you’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
X you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
x you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.
x You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.
X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color
Your guy side
X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.
Your girl side:
X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewellery.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen:
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3.Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2.Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg himnot to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1.Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale:
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7.Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him JasparCullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must havegone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1.Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen:
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9.Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8.Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2.Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
Copy and paste this on you're profile if you were a HUGE Robert Pattinson fan... BEFORE Twilight.
All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:
"If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"
"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "
"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."
"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."
"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"
"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."
"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."
"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."
"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."
"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.
"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "
"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."
"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "
"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."
"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"
"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."
"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."
"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."
"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."
"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."
"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"
"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)
Bold those that fit you!!!
I'm BI, so I MUST just be SEXUALLY CONFUSED
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I like FIRE so I MUST be an ARSONIST
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm claustrophobic, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
Remember When...getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Izzy
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Izzizzle (LMAO!!)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Black Swan (Oh yeah!)
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Purple Coffee (To the rescue??)
5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Ztaitre
6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Tabitha Grayson
7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Kitty
8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Lemon Bomb
9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Blue Knife
10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your mother's middle name and street you live on: Tabitha River
11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: WitIz
12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Mint Chocotate M&M
╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
*Copy and paste this if you have ever copied and pasted something to you're profile.*
Okay, that's it. I'll stop my insane ramblings now. But I'm not leaving you till I inform you of this important new discovery:
-The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.