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I haven't been on in so long, I'm sorry.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple, or red are one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures/and or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
You don't like the movie 'Star Wars'
You are/were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you more than/around one hour to shower, get dressed and put make-up on
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 6 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing deodorant/ perfume everyday
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like being the star of every thing
TOTAL 10

boy side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It'skinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

total 9

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No..

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? At the moment? I dont think so.

3) How many houses have you lived in? Two

4) Favorite candy bar? Snickers

5) Favorite shoes? Converse, or none.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Accidently

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Ew...

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Nah

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Music, music, music, HIM, architecture, music, stories.

12) Favorite genre of music? I like everything. GO COLDPLAY! Imagine Dragons, Snow Patrol, One Direction

13) What is your zodiac sign? I don't believe in that.

14) What time were you born? 6:58 AM on a Friday

15) Do you like beer? Root beer, birch beer.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yeah.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Bratz Fashion Pixies *Shudder* It's going to my baby sister at some point.

18) Are you sarcastic? Oh, not at all. *sarcasm*

19) What are your favorite colors? green, Silver, Black.

20) How many watches do you own? Two

21) Summer or winter? Summer.

23) Favorite color to wear?Green

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Ginger Ale

25) What color is your cell phone? Black

26) Where is your second home? Danny's, or the Martins, although I've technically never been there. They're my second family.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? No

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yea...

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Two, plus a lava lamp and string lights everywhere.

30) How many video games do you own? A bunch

31) What was your first pet? Besides fish, daisey. she's a black lab german shepherd mix.

32) Ever had braces? I need braces.

33) Do looks matter? Hmm... inside matters more but looks are important too.

34) Do you use chapstick? if I remember.

35) Name 3 teachers from your Middle School: I'm homeschooled.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Kohl's.

37) Are you too forgiving? No. How can someone be TOO forgiving?

38) How many children do you want? A lot! i love kids.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? I don't eat breakfast.

41) Do you own a gun? water gun, .22 caliber rifle

42) Ever thought you were in love? I am in love.

43) When was the last time you cried? Couple weeks ago.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Uhhhh... slept.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Ooohh, YUM. GIMME>

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No, I call my Mom Mommy. And Jeananne too.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? fort, but not a castle

48) Nicknames? Kate

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Nope

50) Ever been to Kentucky? ha ha, no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? I did after I read that question.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Ew, no! (Where's mah Hunny Boo Boo?)

55) Do you own a diamond ring? not real diamond, but a pretty ring.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? meh.

57) Do you dye your hair? It's ombre right now.

58) Does anyone like you? Like as a friend or more? I don't know anymore. I THINK so.

59) What year were you born? '96

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? nofin.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Yeah! No.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's STINKS! If I had to have fast food, MD's but I hate fast food.

63) Do you like yourself? Sometimes.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mom.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Eyes. Intelligence. Kindness.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? I'm afraid of what could be in the dark.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? O.O NO

68) Do you own a webcam? Yes!

69) Have you ever stripped? O.O NO

70) Ever broke a bone? Yes :S

72) Do you chat on AIM often? never

73) Pringles or Lays? Lays

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? *sigh* Apparently. I have my doubts.

75) Rugrats or Doug? ...Neither

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House.

77) Did you like your middle school guidance counselor? Don't have one.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? yea

80) Do you own a car? Subaru baby!

81) Can you cook? heck yea

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Austin

2. Not doing things right

3. teasing. even half-heartedly.

83) Do you text message often? Oh gosh all the time.

84) Money or love? who needs money if you have love?

85) Do you have any scars? Quite a few. Mostly on my arms...

86) What do you want more than anything right now? Him… :’(

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? YEAH

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Huh?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Ugh, no. Makes me sick.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? None.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? YEAH! :D

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? K

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Idk

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Him... K...

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My amazing brother Aaron :)

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? KM (initials)

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Kaleb

100) Who was the last person that called you? Sarah

Here's another one:

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? My friend’s kitten

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Posters, jewelry, handprints, an owl print, hats.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? yes.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Him.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? my precious guitar.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5 foot four

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Not really

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? not really

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Vanilla Bean Noel

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Brown hair green eyes.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Somewhere outside

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Chicken. WITH RANCH DRESSING I LOVE RANCH ON PIZZA!!! but not buffalo chicken. I have bad luck with buffalo sauce.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Well we were talking about pizza…

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? WHAT?!?! Oh, you mean the crackers, right?

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Love from friends and family.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? you're seriously asking me this now?

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? if its comfortable and cute, I'm buying it.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Three dogs.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? probably.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Openly and Honestly.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: thirty seven!

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Hey, we're all human.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Sarah.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? people who use the same knife for the peanut butter and jelly and mix them. EW

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? no

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Guilt factor.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Sara Evans

37. FIRST JOB? Haven't had a job.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? trying to take a picture for my crush :)

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes… I punctured my eardrum with a bamboo skewer.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair-doing skills.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? no

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? you already asked me.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?. Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a wish right now, wish right now... Yes.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? I don't! I haven't used shampoo in a few months, I use baking soda to wash my hair.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? yep.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Picking scabs.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? bratz

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably. If I could stand myself.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Explained before

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Writing. I don’t really release. I let it simmer inside me until I sulk in my room.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? I explained this, too.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Bratz dolls. Hence the cd. *hides in shame*

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? uuuuhhhhh...

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? NOOOOO!!!!!!!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? I already answered this?

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Eyes that smile/laugh. A sense of humor. Taller than me. A sense of mystery. Has morals.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Listed before.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Taylor Swift.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Bones, CSI, NCIS

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I don’t know

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Rocky road

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Of course

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Today. Hula hoops. I’m a master :D jk.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? I haven’t been looking at the numbers

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Like 80 on the highway. I wasn’t driving though.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Sure.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Are you gonna be my girl by jet.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? water

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? sarah

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Eyes.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? No idea.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? What?

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? I like October.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown, blondish tones when I get sun

86. EYE COLOR? Brown. Dark dark brown.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? I don’t really eat fast food. I dont eat much in general actually.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? YA

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Monk.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Uhh….

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? guitar

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Neutral. I don’t bother with politics.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?. answered before...

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? idk

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don’t have a car

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Virals…. For the 10 millionth time. But this time I’m overanalyzing it for a fanfic.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: nonexistent.

Put this
(o)on your page
if you like music

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have/had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you're reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, copy this into your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are madly in love with a fictional character copy this onto your profile!

If you agree that Iggy is 98% human, 2% bird, and 100% HOT, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish The Flock were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you REALLY want Fang to be real and meet him, copy and past this to your profile.(SPOILER ALERT: I want him to be real so I can punch him in the face for leaving Max!)

If you wish for Dylan to be gone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to punch Fang for leaving Max and agree his a , copy and paste this to your profile!!:)

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If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile

If someone has ever asked you what Maximum Ride is about, and you give them a look that says, do-I-really-hang-out-with-you? copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, DaisyPinker(I'm alwayson FanFic! Like 24-7! I mean it! Really! Really really! god dammit i'm twitching again! don't judge! My mommy says I',m special! don't look at me like that! Why! why! why cant you people just leave me alone! Oh, god! THE VOICES! THERE BACK! NO! GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE! oh, go I'm hypervenilating, the blackness, i want to give to the blackness! I cant breath! Help! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!-big breathe- okay I'm better! hehe.), Julie AV,i-love-fnick, FangxxMylove, IggyandFangrockmysocks Lynnlie

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If you think Iggy is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

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Copy and paste this on your profile just cuz'.

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If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If Barbie isn't a WHORE, then why do we BUY her BOYFRIENDS?

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. (Mine haven't but that's probably cause it's new)
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-If you constantly find your self reading
-If when you are reading you constantly find yourself yelling at the characters of said story
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

Age: 14 almost 15.

Date of Birth: October

Gender: Wht do u think?!?!

Name of my pets!!! dogs

Daisy

Bella

Kiwi

My actual order of fave. Maximum Ride characters!!!!

Max

Fang

Iggy

Nudge

Gazzy

Books!!!!

VIRALS!
ANIMORPHS!
MAXIMUM RIDE!!

Movies!!!!

Mr. popper’s Penguins

I Am Number Four

Alice In Wonderland

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Star Wars

I know theres others but I don’t want to get up and find them.

Foods!!!!

Corn Chowder

Tacos

Wheat thins

Strawberries

Songs!!!!!

Invented by Jimmy Eat World

Goodbye by Avril lavigne

Supermassive Black hole by muse

Crushcrushcrush paramour

You Belong With Me Taylor Swift

Ours Taylor Swift

Airplanes B.o.B.

TV Shows!!!!

NCIS

Doctor Who

Bones

Royal Pains

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Black Gold Legacy by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Mary Read wasn't hung. She followed the clues to the treasure, reset the traps, and found Anne Bonny again. Hundreds of years later, Tory Brennan and her Virals lift up a flagstone to find a black pit of nothing. They cannot save Loggerhead. AU, complete.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Complete
Flock meets Pack by Mykal Alyssa reviews
When Max and the Flock get attacked by flyboys, they get hurt. and who finds them? Tory and her Pack of course! Find about what happens when these two groups meet! FandxMax and BenxTorry takes place right after the final warning and virals.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Virals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,127 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Max
River Blue reviews
Mysteries just keep finding the Virals! Things get interesting after the pack meets River. Rated T because I'm not exactly sure what's in for later on.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,752 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011