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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

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Me: I am in love with Oliver Wood, Blaise Zabini, and Neville Longbottom. I also love Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, but not in the same way. Y'know. I love to read and write, and stay up until 3 am and wake up at noon. Almost nothing but nothing grosses me out, unless it's like, some guy covered in his own blood with knives speared- yeah. 'Nuff said. Although usually that only works if it in a movie. Not a story.

Goryness: I tend to be quite imaginative when it comes to injuries, and always overestimate how much damage the human body can actually sustain before giving up. So if the extent of the injuries begins to get a little carried away or gory, please let me know in the reviews.

My music: Coldplay, Mumford and Sons, Hans Zimmer, Lindsey Stirling, the Beatles, Macklemore, Imagine Dragons

Writing: What I write depends on what I feel like writing. Sometimes, I can write cuddly, fluff stories that make you want to go, "Awwwww!" Other times, I can write cold blooded murder scenes that make you actually shiver from the horror (ooh!), but the thing about my stories is that I always have to have some sort of romance in them. Always. No matter what. So if I do have horrifying murder scenes, just keep in mind that there will always be an avenging by someone who loved them. Or something like that.

Writing Schedule: My updates can be quite erratic during most of the year, when I've got stuff to do such as school and work and things like that. I try to update my newer stories once a week, about every weekend, but with my older ones, I try to get past my block as quickly as possible and those updates can be few and far between. If you want a story to be updated faster than my pace is going, review or PM me and I'll have a bit more incentive.

Now for the Funnyness:

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

01.) Severus Snape

02.) Hermione Granger

03.) Fred Weasley

04.) Charlie Weasley

05.) Oliver Wood

06.) Remus Lupin

07.) Sirius Black

08.) Neville Longbottom

09.) Albus Dumbledore

10.) Nymphadora Tonks

11.) Minerva McGonagall

12.) Blaise Zabini

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Remus/Minerva? nope.

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Huh. Blaise getting Neville preggers. Neville would probably poison Blaise with stuff from Herbology.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

I dunno... I was thinking about writing one

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Um...Hermione and Remus. Questionable.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Oliver/Dumbledore or Oliver/Tonks. I'm vetoing the first one, second one... well... a lot of stories are already Chonks, so it's okay.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Sirius walks in on Hermione and Blaise: He'd flip out about Hermione doing it with a Slytherin, but overall, I think, he's not really bothered by Hermione having sex in general.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Fred/Tonks...interesting. She's so much physically older than him, but mentally, they're about the same.

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Severus/Neville? Unless Snape suddenly decides that he loves Longbottoms and is suddenly gay... I don't think so.

Oh, I'm forgetting hate sex. Silly me.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.


A False Prejudice

11.) What kind of summary would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Charlie deflowering Snape...that's just weird.

Charlie has held a secret passion for his potions professor nearly all his life. Little does he know, said professor has never felt the passions of the world. When Charlie does find out, seducing Snape becomes just that much more pleasurable...

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Sirius. Nope, I don't think so.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Oh, probably...I do it myself.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think so. But I don't have that many people on my friends list.

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Hermione/Charlie/Oliver...sounds good. I like it. Don't know anyone who'd write it, though.

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Tonks "I'm so clumsy, you hot werewolf!"

maybe...don't really see Tonks as a long speechy person. uh well actually that might be plausible.

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Neville: Fix You by Coldplay. Focusing on his parents and the "I will try to fix you," like, revenge on Bellatrix.

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Severus/Remus/Blaise... oh my. Rated M for extreme violence.

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Tonks to Hermione: "You've been making me change in ways I can't even imagine." A bit more deep than most...but...

19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A couple weeks ago.

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Haaa...haaaa...thats my evil villain laugh. umm.. wolf bondage sex?

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Minerva and Dumbledore...questionable to whether or not it would even work, seeing as they're both about sixty to eighty years old.

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Fred/Sirius...Sirius. No doubt about it.

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Snape and Albus are in a happy relationship until Albus runs off with Charlie. Severus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Minerva and a brief unhappy affair with Blaise, then follows the wise advice of Oliver and finds true love with Fred.

Just A Sucky Life All Around.

I have no idea who'd write it.

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Neville/Sirius. Kinda confused. Neville doesn't even know about Sirius until he's dead, right?

Quotes that really should have been in the book:

- “Bellatrix, stop groping me. Just…just…go stand over there.” – Voldy.

- “Sooo, what’s REALLY going on between his lordship and that snake, hmm?”

- “What we need,” Voldemort mused, “is some sort of sign that people can rally around. To keep the masses happy and unrebellious.”

Snape gasped. “You mean-”

“Yes.” Voldemort allowed a vicious, cold smile to play upon his lips. “What the Death Eaters need is a theme song.”


- “One of you go see if the boy is alive. No, don’t poke him with that, Fenrir!”

“Damn that Malfoy boy is sexy.”


“What?? I was just saying…”

- “I’ll get you, Harry Potter, and your little owl, too!”

-“Snape has a female patronus? Alright, Severus, what aren’t you telling us?”

-Voldemort rushed on through the night towards his last Horcrux, a crazed look in his eyes. Potter had gotten the ring, he had gotten the locket, but Voldemort would be damned if the blasted boy was going to lay one finger on his bunny slippers!

-“Perhaps Draco will baby-sit the cubs!”

“Does Lucius Malfoy have to curse a bitch?”

- “Screw guarding Sirius Black’s old house; let’s go get drunk!”

- Voldemort glared angrily at the house-elf carrying the offending meal. “The Dark Lord,” he explained slowly, “does NOT eat muffins!”

- “Kreacher angry! Kreacher SMASH!”

-Ron, Hermione, and Harry all stood around the body of their fallen foe. “So, whadda’ya reckon?” Ron asked, gazing at the lifeless form of Voldemort. “Boxers or briefs?”

- And thus, Harry never did get a high school education.

- The Boy Who Continued to Live nearly died with laughter when the Malfoys turned up to their disciplinary hearing. Lucius Malfoy was wearing a tux, complete with top hat and cane, while his wife wore a pale blue satin ball gown with elbow-length gloves. Draco was wearing blue jeans and a black tee-shirt that said “I was forced to try and kill Albus Dumbledore, I had to put up with Snape for seven years, the Ministry raided my house more times than I have fingers, I couldn’t get away from Dolores Umbridge, Death Eaters moved into my house, Voldemort made fun of me and my family, I had to hurt people to stop my parents from being killed, I watched my Mom and Dad tortured, my wand was stolen, I still haven’t won a Quidditch game against Harry Potter, and all I got was this lousy tattoo, and even that went away after Voldemort’s downfall.” It was the start of a long and lasting friendship.

- “No, Hermione, I won’t die – I’m the boy who LIVED, after all.”

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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 376,100 - Reviews: 5902 - Favs: 6,286 - Follows: 7,958 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Crimson with a Silver Lining by Lady Cailan reviews
It is six years since the fall of the Ministry to Voldemort. Those other than purebloods are deemed less than human. When Ginny's daughter ends up in grave danger, Hermione sells herself to the Death Eaters to save her life. Draco/Hermione. Not fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 412,142 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
home is where the heart is (modern au) by troubledpancakes reviews
Packing up everything she owns after dropping out of medical school, Clarke finds herself broken down in the middle-of-nowhere Ark, Georgia. With every intention of getting it fixed and on the road the next morning, she takes a risk at a little stress-relief: only to find it might not be that easy to just pack up and go the next morning. Title inspiration: Lady Antebellum song.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,887 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B. - Complete
Emperor of the World by dosiadb reviews
Voldemort defeated Harry and the Order is in hiding. They are weak, but Voldemort too is growing weaker because Draco Malfoy has created his own resistance with plans to take Voldemort's place. He is close to overthrowing Voldemort, but when he captures Hermione and convinces her to work with him, he finally has his means to gain all of the power he wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 128,326 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rainbow by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Formerly titled 'Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Thin Lines by cuddlebear992 reviews
"Miss Ginny Weasley: Under the new marriage act you have been found eligible and had your name submitted to the Magical Marriage Committee for matching. We are pleased to inform you that you have had a 94% match with Mr. Draco Malfoy." My life was over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 133,039 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Set in Stone by cuddlebear992 reviews
"I-I can't do it! I just can't…" She froze when she recognized the voice inside the bathroom. She had heard it many times before mocking her. But it had never sounded as vulnerable as it did now, never as troubled. She had never heard Draco Malfoy cry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 175,183 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Unintended Events by fanfictionfan9503 reviews
During the final battle Harry is killed, along with the rest of the order. Being the last one standing Hermione is hit with several different curses at once, sending her into another world where a war is only beginning...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,448 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Legolas
Aisle 16 by TheChippedCup reviews
After a major accident, a crazed man, and a stupid decision, Dakota Schiada is now stuck with a mysterious hooded stranger. His appearance ignites the curiosity of a strange company named Abstergo, and an even stranger young man named Desmond Miles. A whole new past awaits her, an uncertain future ahead. And it all started in Aisle 16.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,503 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Connor K.
Call me Char by bookworm1137 reviews
The full story of Ella Enchanted from Char's perspective.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,385 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010
Deep Fried Cupid by I M Sterling reviews
Severus has a lot to deal with on Valentine's Day. Rated "M" Fluffy, snarky, fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Farewell, Stars by ElZacharie reviews
After the death of Lucy, Desmond goes through a terrifying transformation. Rated M for much sexiness
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Desmond M., Rebecca C.
I'm Stronger Than You Think by Enough Said reviews
Against his better judgment, Ezio decides to take a novice named Lia under his wing. But she doesn't 'seem' to have much potential as an Assassin. Will she prove him right? Or will she be strong enough to prove him wrong? Ezio x OC Rated M for language, strong-violence, and love scenes in future chapters. Please Review!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Ezio A.
Weasley's Witch Wooing by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
It's Christmas time, and Hermione's coping with a painful break-up. Fred's had his eyes on Hermione for quite some time, and now that she's single, he uses his Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes to Weasley Witch Woo her. Will he be successful in his endeavors?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,516 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Trial Run by juno57 reviews
Semi- AU.Set during AC1 in Abstergo– Lucy agrees to sign up for additional testing to see if she is capable of handling more difficult subjects. Unfortunately for her, she is assigned to subject 17. His attitude, she can handle, his body on the other hand... One shot for desxlucy– goodness knows they need some love!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Desmond M., Lucy S. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,596 - Reviews: 5790 - Favs: 11,897 - Follows: 4,234 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Beyond My Reach, My Assassin by Mismatch-lover reviews
What would you do if you were in the game? With her mind wiped clean, Narina soon finds out that it isn't just a game. With the help of the Renaissance Assassin,she uncovers the secrets that have been kept hidden for ages. Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 351,951 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Hufflepuff Bash by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
Don't underestimate Hufflepuff's. Have you ever been to one of their Parties? They're wild !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Luna L., Blaise Z.
Taken From You by VegZombieGrl reviews
Followers of Voldemort are continuing his work and muggle born's are being found dead. The solution? Take all muggle born magic folk and isolating them from the rest. But Fred won't stand for this as he and the Weasley clan stand up to fight yet again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,096 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Laws Of Attraction by EndlessDaydreaming reviews
"There should be a law stating that you're not allowed to be attracted to your old enemy.. or your little brother's girlfriend.. or the girl your best mate fancies. Sadly, there's none. So I guess we'll have to be big boys and fight it out like real men."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,795 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Riddle Me This by drinkinlondondanceinparis reviews
Dumbledore gives Hermione an unthinkable task & she knows she can't refuse. She finds herself in 1944, risking everything she has by making a certain teenage Dark Lord change..and fall in love? a HG/TR/DM triangle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,504 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Blind My Eyes, Sew Them Shut by Greenaleydis reviews
She shared her memories, memories of how her body reacted when he was close. He could feel her emotions as if they were his own - her heartbeat crescendoed in his head. "That's what you feel for me?" "Yes." "Then... what else is there?" Dramione, Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,011 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Messing Around by doctorwhonerd98 reviews
No one likes Blaise Zabini's twin sister, the one who was sorted into Gryffindor and left alone, no one ever remember ME, Isabella Rose Zabini. And who would remember me when I have a brother who is one of the "sex gods of Slytherin". GW/OC Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,939 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - George W., OC
Deep City Lights by Kyra4 reviews
Girl could get lost tonight. Alone and depressed for the holidays, on the other side of the globe, Hermione stumbles across a very unexpected face from the past. Can anything good come of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Perfect by xxEatMyWordsxx reviews
RE-WRITE OF HERMIONE'S SECRET-When Draco finds Hermione almost dead on the bathroom floor; a unwanted bond is formed, scars are opened, and secrets are told. But, someone is lurking inn the shadows. Can Draco save Hermione from what seems to be her fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blue Fire and Bitter Tears by Dream Author reviews
when voldemort calls back his death eaters and asks who will join him, Draco Malfoy disobeys his parents and refuses. this takes place at the end of hp7 part 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Ravenclaw by Dream Author reviews
He gasped and choked on unleashed sobs. His chest felt constricted and tight. It felt hard to breathe as his gasps and strangled sobs became even more uneven and sparatic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,356 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Ice by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Hermione was hot and bothered. Charlie had just what she needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boy in the Hammock by galfoy reviews
Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,426 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dark Era by faculty-of-dreams reviews
Voldemort wins Battle of Hogwarts and the world falls to his feet. An unlikely love burgeons amidst all the chaos and grieving. Draco/Hermione, Voldemort Wins AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tell Me To Stop by iamamywaterhouse reviews
Hermione is developing new Time Turners and asks Charlie to help test them. They find themselves lost in Chicago in the year 1927, the height of the American Jazz Age and glamour is all around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
White Lie by ArielleM
Yes, I lied. But I'm not a bad person, honestly! It's just those six words kept ringing in my head, plus how am I supposed to think straight with Wood's abs right in front of me?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Penelope C., Oliver W.
Soul Wars by The Temple of Time reviews
Some time after the great battle between Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort, Ginny Weasely is faced with a new challenge. Forgiving her worst enemy and teaming up with him to fight off the new threat that Potter himself isn't willing to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Something Better Than Cookies by Kariah Bengalii reviews
The 'Light' side has lost all of their morals, and Hermione and Ginny and some other girls are getting abused. Hermione starts to wonder if the 'Dark' side has something better than cookies. Rated M for a reason. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,728 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/20/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Sunlight & Moonshine by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{second in the Magically Arranged Marriage series, formerly titled 'Sunlight & Moonshine: Dean and Luna's Story'} Dean Thomas and Luna Lovegood have been found to be a perfect match by the Ministry of Magic's method to find soulmates after the War. Sudden and unexpected, now the two friends must try to look at each other through rose-coloured glasses...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 155,276 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Luna L., Dean T. - Complete
Afraid of What, My Beautiful Dragon? by JustAnotherWriter97 reviews
Ron and Harry talk. Hermione overhears. A sad Hermione is spied on by...Draco Malfoy? Okay, I know some things are cliche and it's a bit rushed, but hey, I was bored!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ginny, Hermione and the Half Blood Prince by mokimik reviews
Because we already know what Harry did during his 6th year, and Ron did do nothing but snog: It's time for a girl-view on Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince. Find out what Hermione and Ginny have on their mind during the events of the 6th book!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 125,644 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Legacy: The Water Barrel by BeeUtifulgirl reviews
One shot and really short. Federico always had the best sense of humor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Hermione G., Federico A. - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 414 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blaise's Diary by Misty Glow reviews
Hermione finds Blaise Zabini's diary and makes a surprising discovery. COMPLETE Hermione/Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,909 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Assassin's Creed by BeeUtifulgirl reviews
After an unpleasant accident with Rebecca's "Baby", the modern day assassins and Harry, Ron and Hermione find themselves thrown into the past and an adventure none of them will ever forget. Rated due to swearing and mild violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,588 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Ezio A. - Complete
Impersonate by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
The Gryffindor's Have Had Enough of The Slytherin's. NOW IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO GET A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,651 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dark love by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hermione is taken by death eaters and given to Voldemort, who instead of killing her, see's something in her that intrigues him, allowing her to live and possibly become more to him whether she likes it or not. TR/HG, M for later chapters. OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,938 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
To Rescue a Locked Heart by imslytherinatheart reviews
Ron and Hermione have a horrid marriage, she closes her heart decides she better off alone. Draco meets up with her and realizes she isnt who she use to be. Will he be able to rescue her heart from being closed forever. DMxHG I own nothing.M for later cha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,295 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 4,185 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bain de Minuit by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Translates to Midnight Bathing ... “For the brightest witch of your age you really are naive”... SiriusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,514 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Out of the Night by Britva reviews
Hermione finds a very sick Draco Malfoy. Will she help him? Story progresses from there. Please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Only Minutes by Britva reviews
Draco Malfoy loves someone very dearly, but she is slipping away before his eyes. A lovely fic that I really hope you'll read. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Run Away by Britva reviews
One night Draco drops in at the resteraunt Ginny is working at. Strangeness ensues. Very cute love story. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
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Caused by the Cruciatus Curse reviews
Draco is reluctantly taking place in a raid against the Order when he comes across Ginny Weasley. The two strike up a secret relationship, and risk terrible consequences for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,466 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Chasing the Copper Waves reviews
During a Quidditch game, Oliver Wood witnesses something rather frightening. He can't help but try to aid Tessa, a Ravenclaw with copper hair and a terrifying problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,419 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Oliver W., OC - Complete