Zombiebrainz
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Joined 06-27-11, id: 3025012, Profile Updated: 12-03-14
Author has written 25 stories for Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Korra, and Pokémon.

hi i never really use this account anymore.

if you like my pokemon fanfics, my pokemon url on tumblr is redhonedge.
and if you dig that sort of thing, i have a role play blog for archie (though he goes by aogiri--you may find that name popping up consistently in my fics because of that) that is txifu.
just look under the appropriate shipping tags under that url and you'll find what ive been putting up.

i'm on tumblr far more often than i am on here, since this is, uh, a last resort.
but sometimes if i really like a fic i'll put it up here, so you don't just see the shit i posted years ago.

thankssss.

(also please feel free to review any of my fics idc, i do read and take into consideration stuff c: tho if you ask me a question i won't be able to respond, so i'd prefer you either message me through here or through my tumblr if you do have a question.)

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Reunion by Dispatchderpy reviews
In which the term 'brotherly love' is made as literal as possible. Noalok/one-shot
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Tarrlok, Amon - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Orthodontist of Time by Floral Equinox reviews
If country music can do it, The Legend of Zelda can do it better. Oneshot. Serious fic. Don't make it awkward.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Burn by fortheloveofreading reviews
Link and Ganondorf face off yet again in a new battle... But with strange, and sexy results. ONE SHOT YAOI. Ganondorf x Link This is my first story ever. Link and Ganondorf belong to Nintendo.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
A Visitor in the Night by UsamiAkihiko reviews
Hyrule is at peace again after Link defeated the evil Ganondorf. Returning to his home in Ordon Village, Link looks forward to resuming his normal life. However, one night, an old enemy decides to pay him a frightening visit. YAOI, Ganondorf x Link TP
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,058 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Ganondorf, Link - Complete
Running From Romance by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Link is running from unwanted love. Whose affections is he trying to escape? Oh, just those of EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE SERIES! Completely insane. Run if you're scared. RHO; Random Humorous Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Link - Complete
Wesker and Chris Fanmail by Wolfywoman reviews
Albert Wesker and Chris Redfield sit down and answer your comments/concerns/questions! So, get reviewing! xD Rated mature because you never know what may be asked, and what they might do to one another.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,950 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R.
Snowflakes by DemonicFury reviews
A little one-shot with Oki and Samickle. OkiXSamickle :3
Okami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Oki, Samickle - Complete
A Day As Captain Falcon by P.T. Piranha reviews
What does Captain Falcon normally do? We'll see. Rated T for the word "suck". Warning, I don't know that much about F-Zero.
F-Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
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Handcuffs reviews
Archie persistently begs sex from Maxie, which, inevitably, invokes a response. Too bad it may not entirely be to his liking. [ Rated M, hardenshipping, Archie x Maxie, etc. Have fun ]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Maxie/Matsubusa, Archie/Aogiri - Complete
Missing reviews
maxie has gone missing, and archie doesn't really care-okay eventually he starts to really REALLY care and now he has to go find him because now he cares too much. [ Maxie/Archie, Maxie x Archie, hardenshipping, that thing ]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa, Shelly/Izumi - Complete
Lunchtime reviews
archie is whining about food. maxie just wants to read his book. the many dilemmas of being in a relationship with an obnoxious sea-lover. [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, i have a headache ]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
Promise reviews
the dorks are off at the beach on a sinnoh vacation. too bad maxie hates water. archie is gonna make him deal with it anyways. [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, yeah that thing ]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
Broken Bridges reviews
finally maxie and archie are a couple like god how long was it gonna take. it's been awhile aqua and magma have been running amok, too, so life is pretty average. except archie's old crew is missin' their former boss and wanna have a reunion. and might not be too chill with the idea that he's hooked up with a dude they all wanted dead.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
Unconscious reviews
maxie thought it was a good idea to go into a cave to find something to awaken groudon with. archie thought it was a good idea to follow him and stop him. too bad the cave didn't think it was that hot of an idea and decided to break down and try to kill them with boulders. not cool, cave. not cool. [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, im running out of spac
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
Nightmares reviews
team aqua and team magma have been disbanded, which kinda sucks since y'know archie and maxie have been dedicated to that stuff since forever. now it is time to head home, but oops, looks like a week after all that has gone down, somebody went ahead and burned down maxie's house. that aint a nice thing to do, and now he has to crash at archie's, too. lame.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
Long Road to Ruin reviews
shit went down when archie took his team to mt. pyre and now he has emotional scarring. good thing maxie's always chill with him just showing up at his place, right? right. [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, the usual ]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
Sinking
team magma has managed to invade team aqua's base, though while everything may be going as planned for the rest of the team, maxie isn't having that great of a time. and archie needs to discipline his grunts better. [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, yeah sure ]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
Sweet Peas reviews
two years have gone by and team magma and aqua are now having to work off their crimes, which is a far better option than going to prison for sure. archie is positively infatuated with maxie by this point but maxie ain't having it with his constant requests for dinner dates, his cheesy one-liner compliments and ever-failing pick up lines. archie needs some coaching.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
Bedridden reviews
archie is really sick. like not puke-y sick but instead fever sick. bed-ridden and kinda delusional, at least he has maxie to bring him back to sanity. [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, yeah u got it ]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
Insomnia reviews
maxie can't sleep and life really sucks because of it. also, nothing good is on tv. good thing archie is the sandman and knows all the tricks to falling asleep. (not really) [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, yuuup ]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
One Month reviews
maxie and archie are in a closet. subsequently that results in being uncomfortably close, a touch of insanity, and a deal being made that will last for a month. maxie doesn't think archie will actually follow through, but he underestimates just how determined archie is. [ multi-chaptered fic, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, hardenshipping, yada yada ]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa
Possession reviews
archie finally got the red orb. but wait, maxie's there and now he has the blue orb. now we gotta have some intense race to see who gets to accomplish their insane plan first. too bad kyogre and groudon arent exactly feeling up to playing along. [ maxie x archie, hardenshipping, to an extent ]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
Nothing at All reviews
maxie has pretty much the biggest hard-on for archie when he's in that dumb wetsuit. i mean, look how stupid it is with its weird zipper thing, its stupid buttcape, how skintight it is, how it outlines all of archie's muscles… yeah it is pretty stupid. also maxie makes decisions he regrets. [ hardenshipping, Maxie x Archie, Maxie/Archie, all that fun stuff ]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
Apple Pie
archie has been lounging around maxie's house for three days and maxie is going gradually insane from his overstayed welcome. archie really needs to learn how to take a hint. (ardenshipping, somewhat nsfw, Maxie/Archie, kind of a sequel to Base Floor, one-shot)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Complete
Base Floor reviews
archie and maxie, during their attempts of capturing the red and blue orbs, respectively, end up falling through one of the weak points of mt. pyre's floors. someone really needs to go through and do some maintenance at that place. ( hardenshipping, Archie/Maxie, one-shot, strong language)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Complete
Welcome Back reviews
Lysandre has gone on a trip to Hoenn and Sycamore feels some regret over not accepting his invitation to come along. [Lysandre x Professor Sycamore, perfectworldshipping. NSFW one-shot.]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane, Lysandre/Fleur-de-lis - Complete
The Pokemon Conspiracy
[ Lysandre x Sycamore ] Drabble fic. Lysandre and Sycamore's pokemon notice their trainers' behavior towards one another and decide to do something about it. Set in the timeframe where Serena/Calem has already set off on their journey. No spoilers.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Complete
I've Always Cared reviews
[ Pokemon X and Y Spoilers! ] A megashipping, cafeshipping, perfectworldshipping, whatever-you-want-to-call-it fluff fanfic between Professor Sycamore and Lysandre. Safe for all eyes unless you are allergic to cuddling.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Further Travels reviews
Link finally faces off against his mortal enemy, Ganondorf, but things don't turn out quite as planned. GANONDORF x LINK Rated T for time being. Rating may go up.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Link, Ganondorf
Ocean Carnage reviews
Fire rolled off of an ocean-bound wreckage, what remained of a boat nothing more than carnage just barely bobbing above the surface. But along with the shattered planks of wood, two men floated alongside. multi-chapter, legend of korra, possibility of amon x tarrlok. some even at present if you squint real hard.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Amon, Tarrlok - Complete
Undying Love reviews
Councilman Tarrlok has had his bending removed, been made a prisoner, and bears knowledge that he wishes he didn't have. Set just before Korra and her group arrive, Amon comes to visit his prisoner. Spoilers pertaining to finale, contains sexual content. One-shot. amon x tarrlok
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Amon, Tarrlok - Complete
Mask Thief reviews
Essentially, my view of when Skull Kid steals the Majora's Mask from the Happy Mask Salesman. Short drabble; nothing too wild and crazy. Read and review!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Happy Mask Salesman, Skull Kid - Complete
An Angry Falcon reviews
One shot; short. Captain Falcon isn't exactly in the best of moods. Rated T for mild language.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Captain Falcon - Complete