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Author has written 32 stories for Criminal Minds, Kuroshitsuji, Fruits Basket, Batman, Vampire Knight, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Young Justice, Avengers, Thor, Disney, Once Upon a Time, Across the Universe, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, and Teen Titans.
Alitote is pronounced "Ali" like the nickname for a girl named Alison, and then "tote" like a tote bag. "Tot" is the word for Death in german and I just added "Ali" and then added an "e" at the end to make it part of a girl's name. This girl is a character for a book I was writing in middle school and I have yet to return to. :) For now though, she's basically my internet persona. So if you see Alitote by itself out there on the internet it's most likely me. :D
Same goes for the name Chelamine (Shell-AH-mean). another character I've developed and this one I actually based off myself so it only made sense to take the name on in some of my dealings with death, and the internet... :p
I love writing and I will never stop even if I never become a published author (but I will, just wait!). I see fanfiction as training for writing big time published books and therefore love fanfiction as well. I'm a major Otaku and comic nerd, also a Disney Buff as I've been writing a Disney fanfiction and wanted to be as accurate as possible. (I finally got around to watching the Black Cauldron because of you guys! Thank you! I actually liked it!). I like being able to walk into a Disney store (*ahem* drag my best friend Nitre Nova in a disney store) and start spouting off random disney trivia even if she could care less! Mwahahaha! Reasons for living! I also DESTROYED A DISNEY EMPLOYEE WITH MY INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF MONSTERS INC.! AHAHAHAHAHA! *cough*... -_-
I've also become something of an ametuer critic because of fanfiction, having read alot of fanfiction (I'm gonna say right now guys, no life whatsoevah! Sad but true T-T... curse you band...) and watched abunch of movie reviews over disney movies (that disney fic again... odd...). I have a little sister on this site Oomara13 (she created that name herself. *sniff, so proud! >:p 'u') who's writting cute one-shots about her favorite things. *shameless plug warning* go read if you're bored with me!*shameless plug over now*.
The below section "Stories" is probable what you're here for, so if you're still reading, I try to update that section every time I create a new story, but if you care to compare, I probably don't keep to that faithfully. I swear I'm working on it! Gah! I will say here, I do take requests as long as it's a fandom I know. Even if a little. Oomara gives me requests all the time (I'll probably say that in the stories because I don't remember all of them at the moment.) and I'd be happy to do so for anyone else. Ink is my blood and writing is my life! (although due to suspicions of ink poisoning and me always writing on my hand Ink probably is my blood by now... oh boy, ink source... :p).
Hmm... a few favorites because I can... Manga, Comics, Movies, White Chocolate, Writing, English class, writing, Band (in the spring), writing, Tabby cats, writing, and uh... writing. -_-
Manga/Anime: Kuroshitsuji, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Switch, Pandora Hearts, Reborn!, Alice in the Country of Hearts, Full Metal Alchemist, Godchild, Cain Saga, Guignols, Soul Eater, Spirited Away
Movies: The Ring, The Others, Space Balls, the Benchwarmers, School of Rock, A Wrinkle in Time, How to Train Your Dragon, Star Wars, Horatio Hornblower, Rise of the Guardians, Beauty and the Beast, the Little Mermaid, Wreck-It-Ralph, House at the End of the Street, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Books: The Mysterious Benedict Society, Sisters Grimm, The Host, Huckelberry Finn, A Tale of Two Cities, Farenheit 451, Artemis Fowl, Kiki Strike, A Wrinkle in Time, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Lord of the Rings series
TV Shows: The Mentalist, Criminal Minds, Once Upon a Time, Pretty Little Liars, Baters Motel, Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D., Sleepy Hollow
Bands/Artists: Three Days Grace, Skillet, Nickelback, The Beatles, Rush, Foo Fighters, Pink, Lady Gaga, Avril Lavigne, Micheal Jackson, Bruno Mars (to some extent...)
Characters: Sebastian Michealis, Sabrina Grimm, Jake Grimm, Takuma Ichijo, Takami Suoh, Kyoya Ootari, Hikaru Hitachiin, Xerxes Break (and Emily), Tsuna, Gokudera, Boris, Ed Elric, Roy Mustang, Cain, Death the Kid, Soul Evans, Spirit Albarn, Samara Morgan, Meg Murry, Hiccup Haddock, Anakin Skywalker, Horatio Hornblower, North, Jack Frost, Pitch, Belle, Beast (Prince Adam), Ariel, Ralph, Vaneloppe, Huckelberry Finn, Sydney Carton, Artemis Fowl, Patrick Jane, Spencer Reid, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma Swan, Ananka Fishbien, No Face, Ichabod Crane, Fred and George Weasley, Bucky Barnes, Loki Laufeyson
A list of all the stories I've written and what they're about, (A.K.A. a synopsis I know, but it's more indepth, a sort of treat for those who bother reading the profiles I guess)
An astrix, * means this story can be found on Deviantart or Archive of Our Own as well
Beast: A Fruits Basket story about Yuki being taken back to the main house. Basically Akito brainwashes him into being a sort of minion like Ren but theres nothing sexual going on. Sorry, I'm to chicken to right anything with sex in it...
Blood Red Reid: A Criminal Minds story about a Vampiric Reid (I mean come on, who doesn't love that?! I couldn't resist!) where Reid is the leader of a Guard that, well, Guards America's Vampire council: The D.C. Coven. Only lately someone named Rex Novi Orbus (King of the New Earth) has surfaced claiming to be one of the first Vampires in America and he's taking back his throne. Now Reid must deal with a monster who's allied himself with Reid's own master and the team's discovery of who Reid really is, not to mention the personal attack Reid suffers when Rex Novi Orbus targets his teammates of the Guard.
Boot To the Head: A Vampire Knight oneshot about the charming Ichijo finding an add for a hypnosis kit. It's really funny and simple and is meant to just give the reader a good laugh. I honestly toyed with the idea of a second or third chapter of what would happen if say, Yuki of Zero got their hands on the kit, but the story didn't seem popular enough so unless someone reads this and P.M.s me, it's staying a one shot (hint hint! u! The one reading this right now! )
Circus Acts: A Criminal Minds story of how a ghostly circus blows into town and what happens when theyre latest target is, you guessed it, Reid! It's a story of how the team must work together and with a few new allies in order to bring their Genius Boy home, with as little trauma as possible. I really enjoyed writing this one, since it's not really a theme anyone would have used (" A circus of Demonic ghosts?? Are you MAD woman?!") I had all the freedoms I needed to bring it into existence, it's also one of the works I'm most proud of I have to admit. :)
Dark Heir A Dark Harry story, yes I know they have been done before but I wanted to make my own. I noticed how they all get up to like year 4 or 5 and then stop, and I'm gonna try and not let that happen to me. I promise. Also, I have Barty as a main character in this one, and he acts a little more like David Tennant did as the Doctor than when he was Barty. Whoops. Although in my defense, he has to be nice to Harry, who he's known since Harry was like 5!
Darker Disney: A Disney fic (don't blame me! Blame running into alot of disney stuff unexpectedly!). Anyway, how could I not resist tearing mine and others childhood apart for my own amusement? :D The story features my first major "OC" but mostly just because I didn't want to center it on any one Disney Character. This way, they all apear! :D So the story goes as this: A Disney Idea, who was developed by the great big man himself in his free time, who was forgotten, but never made into an actual character thus she never entered the Wasteland, finally found her way into the Disney Vault. What's a confused, crazed, revenge-bitten Idea to do but enter it? She kills, she thrills, she takes what she wants and hurts who she wants. It's up to every Disney character to work together to stop her, and when I say every I don't mean just the heroes and sidekicks and darling damsels, I mean EVERYONE! Because she's not looking to conguer and take. She's out to destroy.
*Lennon's Wonderland: Basically a retelling of Alice in Wonderland with the Beatles. John, obviously, plays Alice, Paul the Mad Hatter, Ringo the March Hare, and George the Cheshire Cat (my favorite Beatle plays my favorite character. This was set in stone from the beginning...). The rest of the cast would be Brian as the Dodo, Alistor Taylor as the Lizard, Julia Lennon as the White Rabbit, Cynthia Lennon as the Duchess, Yoko Ono as the Cook, Jane Asher as the Queen of hearts, with the other Beatles wives playing the Cards (so they'd have more story time). The story has twelve chapters (like the original book) and soon I'll have a sequel out to tie up the loose ends I left here-and one surprise twist.
*Library Books A very cute two-chapter Once Upon a Time fic. Ruby suggests to Belle she should read Twilight, and when Rumpelstiltskin makes his daily visit to her at the library of course he's gonna look at it. His girlfriend seemed really interested in it, and he likes seeing her every emotion. What he didn't expect wa to get reluctantly sucked into Twilight's dramatic... sparkly... story... (Does not reflect anyones views on the Twilight Saga... except for Breaking Dawn... Sorry
Magic Drabbles: A crack-fic for Avengers. Thor is on Loki watching duty but he want's to visit Jane. So what does he do? He ties a collar on Loki and takes him with him. The first problem they run into is when they can't get Heimdall to transport them back. The second is when Loki tries to transport them back himself but can't do to not being that powerful. Oh and instead he transports them to a raining New York city. The fourth problem is when Loki breaks his magic turning into a woman so as to gain access to Stark Towers (ahh Tony you). Now Loki's turning from one thing to another, whether it be a woman, a cat, a toddler, or a clone of anyone who sees him :p
Main Event: Young Justice Fic that features the dynamic Duo of Robin and KF tricking the team into a late night hang out at Main Event full of battles where everything hangs in the balance, bragging rights, chores, dignity, and most importantly, their lunches! Full of humor and implied robtanna and spitfie I guess. I didn't mean for that to happen, but, somethings could be meant to be. Anyway, my sister wanted me to write this so I get to shove all the excecutive decisions I can't decide on, on to her :) mwa haha, thats the price of making requests, which I do do btw, if I know the material well enough, as is the case here.
*Mother: Beatles fanfic! This one's about Paul getting into a car crash-No it doesn't have anything to do with Faul! Although that did cross my mind a few times while writing it!-I was actually inspired to write this based off of the Criminal Minds episode from season one "The Fisher King Part 2" where Elle's in the OR and the whole time she's dreaming she's talking to her dad who died when she was little. And since I was still on a Beatles hype I chose to write about Paul since I've been abusing George mostly in my writing. :p
Shadows Past: A Teen Titan's fanfic featuring Robin! I read in his origins that he was sent to an abusive Juvie and then an orphange before Batman adopted him, and late at night my brain went PING! and I had a story! Robin was brainwashed and inducted into a cult loyal to the demon Trigon, and the Headmistress of this orphanage want's only one thing in exchange for her services: the blood of her charges. And Robin's very high on the menu, especially, with Trigon's date of ascent approaching, he's called back to his family before his families and the Titans (and Batman! Allright!) are left to search for him desperatly. Meanwhile, Raven begins to get an idea of where her friend ended up, but her suspicions only terrify her more than give her hope.
*Sing Me to Sleep Beatles fanfic! About George subcumming to the pressures of stardom. I read somewhere that he really did find all the Beatlemania insanity a bit depressing and he really wasn't a fan of it all. He wanted to play music, not become this insanity icon with no life or identity of his own. Anyway it inspired my to write this while I myself was in a bit of a depressive spell-mixed-with-Beatles-hype-thing(???) and I got a little help from my friend on the details and such of my story so shout out and thank you to her! :D This is another personal favorite of mine that I like returning to when I'm not in a good mood. The title was actually inspired by the song Sing Me to Sleep from the movie Sucker Punch soundtrack. I haven't seen the movie yet but I kinda want to... And I listened to the song alot while writing this, especially the ends of chapters one and two.
The Butler Exchange Program: A Kuroshitsuji story where we switch the butlers of the Phantomhive and Trancy families and video every little incident. The Butlers will have to deal with cranky, evil Earls, terrifed yet suspicious Indian Princes, unhelpful maids, gardeners, fellow butlers, and cooks, and a shinigami who just can't help but get in the mix of things, especially after he sees what kind of uniform Sebas-chan must wear >:)
The Forgotten Adventure: A Thor fanfic set before the events of the film. The group we know and love consisting of two Asgardian Princes, Sif, and the future warriors three sneak there way to Midgard after Sif returns from there with wonderful stories and souveniers. The only thing is, when they arrive on Midgard they meet some not so welcoming government officials with no qualms about experimenting on strange children. Now the groups really stuck in the mud and Thor's not sure he can protect his little brother much longer. It's a dark and slightly bloody fic about protecting loved ones and how Nick Fury got his job.
The Great Laughing Gas High: A Doctor Who story of how the Doctor must get a tooth pulled, and it takes 3 can's of laughing gas to pull it off! Now it's up to Amy, Rory, and River to keep the highly dissillusioned Time Lord from doing anything illegal or regretful before the gas wears off. Such things would include: entering Victoria's secret, wearing a bra as earmuffs, kidnapping an elderly woman, going to Mcdonalds, and persuing a serious relationship with a half-eaten donut, much to River's embaressment and jealousy.
Tony Stark's Tower of Terror: (2012) Tony takes Loki, Bruce, and (reluctantly) Steve to a nearby Haunted House. Mostly because everyone else was to busy doing... something... to make sure he didn't do anything he wasn't supposed to. And after his little prank's run it's course, how could Loki and Steve not play a little prank of thier own? But as the night's jokes and scares begin to escalate, who'll have the last laugh after all? (2013) During an assignment, Tony and Steve fall through the floor along with a large amount of rock between the first floor and the underground portion of the facility. Tony wakes to flickering lights and a shadow chasing him. But why is it only chasing him and not Steve? While the others work frantically to dig them out, Steve and Tony are challenged with staying alive long enough to be saved. (2014) (Child AU!) Tony, Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Loki, and Thor go trick or treating together like they do most years. This year however, the Zola house, an abandoned (somewhat) house in Bruce and Clint's neighborhood becomes an object of interest to the kids. They decide to visit and there they find two boys dressed as soldiers named Steve and Bucky. The eight also come across suspicions of a ghost in the house, and so to entice it to come out they begin to play hide and seek. But the ghosts... aren't what they seem. And maybe this wasn't a good idea after all...
*Yellow Subma-Dream: In which Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney realize they've somehow been thrown into the movie Yellow Submarine! They get to see George and John again, along with a whole cast of characters they've only ever seen on a screen from a video tape. Can Ringo and Paul figure out what's going on? Can they prevent the Blue Meanies takeover for real this time? Or will the Chief Blue Meanie succeed because sometimes you need a little more than Love...
Stories I've finished:
-Boot to the Head
-The Great Laughing Gas High
-Tony Stark's Tower of Terror (2012)
-Tony Stark's Tower of Terror (2013)
-Tony Stark's Tower of Terror (2014)
-*Sing Me to Sleep
Stories I am currently working on:
Stories that have taken the back burner due to lack of interest/time/or popularity:
-The Forgotten Adventure
-Blood Red Reid
-The Butler Exchange Program
Have a favorite that you want me to work more on? have a request for a story for me to write? please PM me and tell me and I'll see what I can do! It takes more than one PM to change the world guys so come on! :D
Favorite Quotes and Sayings:
"No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it." Artemis Fowl, The Eternity Code
"Maple...leaf..." Canada, Hetalia: Axis Powers
Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!" Switzerland, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating you so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. You didn't want to be friends with me! You just wanted to tell me what to tell you what to do, and you didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!" England (Drunk and to America), Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Am I Catholic...or Protestant? God, I don't know..." England (while drunk), Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Why won't the light just shutup? Someone please kill me..." England (while hungover), Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack LaToya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer..." England, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"And that's why I tattooed a maple leaf to my forehead!" Canada, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"He's 90 percent soda and 10 percent water." England (To China about America), Hetalia: Axis Powers
"China take all. You can go home now. "China (after labeling a map of Europe as his own), Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Maple Hockey!" Canada, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Always good to be dressed when you're stealing monkeys." Holly Short, The Time Paradox
"There's no crazy chair, it's more like a couch or a futon." Foaly, Atlantis Complex
"I'm Canada!" Canada, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Now is not the time to blame Artemis... There will be plenty of time to blame Artemis later when this is resolved." Holly Short
"Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud." Butler, Artemis Fowl
"Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy." Butler, Artemis Fowl
"China! I choose you!" America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Busby's chair. Anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a quick, and often painful death... except, apparently, for Russia." England, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Both my beef and my dreams are super-sized!" America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"No offence, young sir, but you could turn a Sunday picnic into an international incident." Butler to Artemis
"Okay. So I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Alpha, like 'Alpha Dog.' WOOF!" America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"I guess being bloodthirsty kinda gets distracting... and by that, I mean bringing democracy to the rest of the world. Man, it sure takes a lot out of you being bloodthirsty and all... And by that, I mean spreading democracy to the world!" America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"I'll do what I always do best! And that means... I'M THE HERO!" America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Dude, I think the World Conference can convene. Solving all of today's problems by talking excessively! No matter how hard it seems, we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops. Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for re-election. I'll go first! About that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we'll be okay if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have him protect the Earth - I give you the super hero, 'Globoman'!" America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"You Frenchies love to hate America. Why not go back to making us hot green chick statues like you used to?" America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Foaly, your security sucks. When are you guys going to learn? A few years ago the goblins built a shuttle, and now you have convicts running your space program" Butler, The Atlantis Complex
"I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape." Germany, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"I respond Japanese way! Be unclear! Say one thing but mean something else completely opposite like 'I'll think about it'! Lie to them!" Japan, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"If we make it through this, we will be friends. Bonded by trauma." Artemis Fowl, The Opal Deception
"China: I'm hit! Oh noo!
"Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored." Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas." Artemis Fowl, The Time Paradox
"I say we hit Italy first because Italians can't drive and are usually drunk!" America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Kesesesese!" Prussia, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Haha! You look-a so very stupid, with your big bushy mustache like some hipster at a high school party." Romano, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Love is something that shouldn't be forced on others." France, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Okay so here's the plan, Britain is going to go and be a distraction, he might not come back from it. Then France and Russia will try to kidnap Italy. China will go and bust out some awesome ninja moves-" [England: And you America?] "-Oh, well I'll stay here because that means, I'm the hero!" America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"I'm the nut!" Artemis Fowl, Atlantis Complex
"Smack smack smack smack" France, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Your Grandma sounds hot!" America (To Canada while he's yelling at him), Hetalia: Axis Powers
"I want you to know, my dear friend, that I am the person I am today because of you. I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you. " Artemis Fowl to Holly Short, The Last Guardian
"Sometimes the memories are worth the pain"-Anonymous
"When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let the bees know you're coming." -Winnie the Pooh
"I'm surrounded by idiots." Scar, The Lion King
Artemis, a genius you may be, but leave the shooting to me, because you couldn't hit the backside of a stationary elephant." Butler
"Then I was like WOAH! And you were like... woah..." Crush, Finding Nemo
Hakuna Matata!" The Lion King
"Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron." Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl
"I don't like lollipops." Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl
"Love is like a mirror, beautiful to look at, but easy to shatter, and the pieces are painful to pick up"- Emily Cuthbert
"You're the one who broke my heart, you're the reason my world fell apart, you're the one who made me cry, yet I'm still in love with you and I don't know why"-Anonymous
"Judge like the blind, Love all you see, Be the best you you can be."- Emily Cuthbert
"The Beatles saved the world from boredom."-George Harrison
"We were the Spice Boys."-George Harrison
"If they cared they would actually listen."-Emily Cuthbert
"Existing isn't living, experiencing and feeling is living."-Emily Cuthbert
"Pasta!" Italy, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place. Even though I'm your prisoner you give me food, and it doesn't suck like English food. Sausages with cheeses always taste so good. It'd be heaven for a dog. Yeah that's Germany. Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust. You're crushing me with your intimidation. My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Your women terrify me. Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head? Please don't come to my place in large mobs; German tourists are scary. Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am. Yahoo!" Italy, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"The darkest shadows are the ones I find in my head."-Emily Cuthbert
"America: Yo Britain, I totally just caught Italy.
"Who do people always turn to in trouble? Best friends, not idols or family. It's just easier with a best friend than with idols or family. There's a sense you let those people down but friends are usually as messed up as you are so they don't care what you did just how to get you out of it."-Emily Cuthbert
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us," - Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Germany, Germany, there was a pretty girl so I hit on her, but it tuned out the pretty girl was France in disguise!" Italy, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"France: Honnnn, guess who just captured us a little Italy.
Germany, Germany, I'm in north Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces. What's even worse, Britain is here!" Italy, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Japan: Hai. Japan.
"Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Russia, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"About my name. You were right in London when you said it was generally a female name, after the Greek goddess of the hunt. But every now and then, a male comes along with such skill at hunting that he hearns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you." Artemis Fowl, The Eternity Code
"No surprise...the meeting ended once again without any resolution. Blast all. I really do wish there was someone around here who I didn't always fight with. ... Flying Mint Bunny! Did you come to try to cheer me up, huh? ... This is great! All my magical friends at the same time! But let's have no murders this go around, okay? I'm serious guys! Hey, no fair chewing on my sleeve, Uni! I'm too ticklish, so stop the snuggling! You're naughty, Captain Hook, Tinkerbell's not big enough. Take that big, goofy, kissy face back to your little leprechaun friends, since they're the only ones who care! Kidding! Seriously, you're all nutburgers! What am I to do with you?" England (to his Faerie Folk), Hetalia: Axis Powers
"We've called this conference to solve the world's problems, not to fight about the problems of our past. And since I'm the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we'll follow my rules from here on out. Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit chat about side deals, and absolutely no going over the time limit. Now if you want to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salute of my country's past." Germany, Hetalia: Axis Powers