Lady Croft
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Joined 12-15-00, id: 30276
A total rearrangement of my Bio! Wow!

Okay, here's the scoop about me:

Age: 21

Gender: Female

Future Career: Something Medical, or Host of Survivor.

What I write about: Star Wars (Not the prequels...never the prequels...), original fantasy, FF8, Metal Gear Solid, Legend of Dragoon, Syphon Filter, and the occasional bout of poetry.

My Genre: Satire. Think sitcoms. Humor too.

Any Questions?

What about the person behind the fics? Well, I'm a shy person by nature. I draw, read, and work out. I'm a huge Star Wars fan, and Luke is my hero! I play Tomb Raider and Final Fantasy. I write an online diary. The link for it is above, and it's a little quirky. Well, make that VERY quirky. (My car talks) Say hellow to Luke Skywalker and Solid Snake while you're there!

Are you mean? No. Im too nice to be mean. Unless you cut me off in traffic. Or you gibber away in a language I do not understand. As a side note, I am not biased, just annoyed easily.

What ticks you off? Typos. OBVIOUS typos and someone posts crap on this site that isnt proofread. When there speling iz soo horibel it mackes yuor eyez bleeed. (Typos reflect the kind of crap Im talking about. I know almost every word in that sentence is spelled wrong.) I make typos too, just so you know. Im not immune!

I'd like to think I'm tolerant, but little things tick me off. Like children or nuns.

What is your fave insult? Wad. I like that word. It's hilarious. Or Hoobastank. Hehehehe.. Or dillhole. Now there's a word to be proud of!

Enough of this idle chit chat! What kind of car do you drive? I drive a Formula One Racing car. See my sarcasm? I just bought a new car actually, but no matter what you drive there's always someone who calls it crap, so I'll drive the racing car for now...

Is it true you dated Solid Snake? Yes, but we had differences. Mainly, he liked eating at Red Lobster and I didn't. It was enough to ruin a perfectly good thing.

I hope you like my fiction! I wrote it for your enjoyment!

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"Are you insane?"

"No, I'm perfectly sane! Maybe I'm *SO* sane, that it blows your mind!" - Jerry and Kramer from Seinfeld.

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My Disjointed Life by Pendrum reviews
Cloud Strife is just a typical first year university student trying to make it on his own. Throw in two attractive female students, crazy demanding professors, psychotic classmates, along with other challenges and you've got yourself a story.
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Passionate Love by XAmiX reviews
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Metal Gear Solid: Rebirth by SamandMax reviews
Snake and his mischevious son Jim must battle against a powerful foe in the dangerous and seductive land of Cuba. A Metal Gear Experience written by SamandMax and MGS S. Snake
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2004
Snake Interviews Snake by SamandMax reviews
Snake interviews himself. Why? I don't know, I just thought it'd be interesting.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003
Spaceman Snake by SamandMax reviews
Snake and an old nemesis must compete to see who becomes the first non-rich person in space!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2002
Fallen Embers by Ms Starlight reviews
Seifer has a bounty on his head, and Quistis tracks him into the snowy mountains of Trabia Finished!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,723 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2002 - Published: 12/2/2001 - Seifer A., Quistis T. - Complete
Snake goes on Jeopardy by SamandMax reviews
Snake's on Jeopardy, will he win?
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2002