Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Glee.
So. What up? Uhm...so, thank you for taking the time to read this little spot I use to ramble on about my life. This isn't actually my only account, I have another, but I kinda wanted to keep this one...er...seperate. So... please read and review and stuff. Cuz, I'd like, love you forever if you do. And forever is a very long time.
My avatar picture isn't really as emo and deperessing as it's made out to be...I just really like this video game.
Name: You may call me...Mina-fish. Ohyes. I like that.
Age: Grade 11. No... 12! Its Summer!!! AHAHAHA!!! LAST YEAR GUYS! OMG. So yeah. Use your imagination.
uhm, if you really wanna get to know the author behind my works of...well, not really art. Just my works...Uhm...
I'm obsessed with Lady Gaga? Like...I think I have serious problem. I love Pokemon. It's amazing, and a lot like southern Manitoba. A large amount of tiny little towns all within walking distance of each other, and a little Co-op in every one. And random lakes and pools of water everywhere. And trees, a lot of trees. And I'm getting off track... And I love Chimchar. It's just so fucking cute!!! *coughs* Moving on...
Music is my life. I play 5 different instruments, and I think that officially makes me the biggest nerd on the planet. Guitar, Piano, Clarinet, Trumpet and Alto Saxophone. Complete with inhaler and fashion sense of well...Lady Gaga. Haha, Fashion of his love. If you know what the Fashion of His Love thing is from, You rock, I love you, we should get hitched.
Er...I hate people who have no musical talent, yet for some reason think they do. Therefore, I cannot stand the audition round of American Idol. Bleck. I mean...seriously? You sound like a cow dying slowly while giving birth. Go home, and drink a fifth of vodka.
And...if you haven't already figured this out, I love to talk. So, really, I don't mind if you send my a PM or Email. In fact, I encourage it. Really. Even just to say Hi. Not that I'm lonely or anything. I like to talk. But don't be creepy. Because then I'd have to go Lady Gaga on your ass and impale you with a Highway Unicorn. Again, if you know the Highway Unicorn thing, call me.
SEE I HAVE A PROBLEM! I'm gonna...just stop this now. See, this is what ensues when you put a lunatic in front of a keyboard and say "Best of Luck!" I can't believe you actually read this far...You know, there's fanfiction down there too. In case you wanna read that? Or you can stay here. That's fine too.
My favorite movie EVER is Jenifer's Body, because it reminds me of me and my best friend. Which is not good. Because you know, Jenifer is a bitch. And she eats people. Like, rip apart meat eat not the...other eat. And Needy is...me. And I don't want to be like Needy. Because, well you've seen the movie! You haven't? Well, why the hell are you reading this shit and not watching that movie?! Also, as of recently, said friend may or may not have found this profile. Which mean she knows too much...and we must get rid of her. You know who you are. But first, you're watching Jenifers Body with me. By the way, kay thanks.
Also, another good movie is Josie and the Pussycats. Because it's hot girls playing guitars. And rocking out. And crashing planes with boy bands on boards. And brainwashing and subliminal messaging. Sounds like a typical Saturday night in the Chateau De RedRiverValley. And Charlie's Angels. Because its so unrealistic its awesome.
Video games are fun. If you have a PS3, you should totally add me so I can kick your ass in Black Ops. While I harness the power of Lady Gaga...That's how I know I shall kickass. :3
I gotta stop typing. Its 1:30am. I really need to go. But thanks to the amazing person who stuck it out this long to read all of my bullshit. It's appreaciated. You should message me. And then we should get married. And walk down the isle to Lady Gaga. Because I have a problem.
1. Put iTunes on Shuffle.
2. For each question, hit "next" and put song title as your answer to the question!
1. How does the world see you? A Horse with No Name by America. I feel as if I should be inusulted by this. Screw that, I am insulted by this!
2. Will I have a happy life? Norwegian Wood by The Beatles. This doesn't make sense.
3. What do my friends really think of me? Ice Ice Baby by the Glee Cast. Aw, you guys think I'm a bitch who rips off Queen and David Bowie. If you get this, Maarrryyy mee.
4 .Do people secretly lust after me? When I Fall in Love by Kevin Covais. This is...good?
5. How can I make myself happy? You and I by Lady Gaga. You know who you are. That's all I have to say.
6. What should I do with my life? Milkshake by the Cavalry Kids. My milkshake brings all you muthafuggas to mah yard ;)
7. What is some good advice for me? But Tonight We Dance by Rise Against. I can't dance...
8. How will I be remembered? Jump by Van Halen. Uh... That sucks.
9. What is my signature dancing song? Evil Angel by Breaking Benjamin. Uh...No words.
10. What do I think my current theme song is? Stairway to Heaven by Ledd Zepplin. Okay. Now I'm freaked. This quiz says I'm gonna be remembered for jumping, and my theme song is stairway to heaven. I'm gonna Commit suicide...OMG.
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Paranoid. Jonas Brothers. Thanks guys. BUT I DON'T NEED TO TYPE THAT. YOU KNOW I TYPED IT. BECAUSE YOUR WATCHING ME.
12. What song will play at my funeral? Addicted by Simple Plan. Oh god. I'm gonna have an addiction, jump offa building and be on the stairway to heaven! I'm scared.
3. What type of men/women do you like? A Loaded Smile by Adam Lambert. hehe...true.
14. What is my day going to be like? Bittersweet by Fantasia. Oh god...That's depressing. This is the day I'll discover my addiction. You watch and see.
15. What will tomorrow bring? Ghost by Fefe Dobson. Oh. God. I'm gonna die. Holy Shit.
16. What would you say about your boyfriend? Seniorita by Justin Timberlake. This made me laugh. So. Fucking. Hard. Sometimes, I love my iPod.
17. What is the first thing you say in the morning? Everytime we Touch by Cascada. I AM NOT A WHORE.
18. Your teacher is... A Gorey Demise by Creature Feature. Uh...what?
19. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? Wake Up America by Miley Cyrus. Plausible.
20. How would you describe your next-door neighbors? Arizona by Hey Monday. Makes no sense.
21. What would your Best Friend say about you? Appreciation and the Bomb. I AM NOT A TERRORIST. SO WHAT IF MY NAME IS ARABIC?
22. How do you feel right now? Last to Know by Three days Grace. Accurate.
23. What’s on your bedside table right now? Gone Hollywood by Supertramp. Uh...
24. What did you do when you woke up this morning? Call Me When You're Sober by Evanescence. Lol. Dats fuuunneeee
25. When you open your wardrobe, you see... Bittersweet Sundown by Framing Hanely. Uh...wow. I like my clothes.
26. What did you say after you last attended a concert? Here Without You by 3 Doors Down. That's wrong. I was with you.
27. If you had to write a fanfiction right now what would the title be? I'm With You by Avril Lavigne. That's probably true. Hey. That's an idea.
28. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? Starstrukk by 3OH!3. So not a school appropriate song. At all.
29. Your life's theme song? Prelude 12/21 by AFI. Depressing.
30. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? Second Go by Lights...hm.
31. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be? Amazing by Hedley. Huh. Never thought me as an adrenaline junkie.
32. Your motto is... Pocket Full of Sunshine by Natashe Bedingfield. Uh. Optomism! Yay!
33. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy... Candles by Hey Monday. OMG. Niiiccce.
34. What did you dream about tonight? The Girl All the Bad Guys Want. True. Hehehe... :3
35. Any last words? I'd Hate To Be You When People Find Out What This Song Is About by Mayday Parade. I've written songs like this...
Time for a QUIZ!
1. Perfect? To be perfect, is to have the absence of flaws, but to have the absence of flaws, you needed to have flaws in the first place. Therefore, nothing is perfect. :)
2. Tall? ...I'd like to be? Nah. Imma shrimp.
3. In your pajamas? No...
1. Friend you saw: Carlee. That's all you get. You know, protect identity and shit.
. Talked to on the phone: Carly. Yes, there is a difference. Yes, it's confusing.
3. Person to text you: Mariah.
1. Number: Eleven. It's my lucky number. Only special people know why ;) That's right. You'll never know.
2. Color(s): Blue. Blue eyes are sexy.
4. Place: If I told you, I'd be laughed at. So I'm not going to. But if you wanna know, first, you must PM me Lady Gaga lyrics in a context that amuses me. Because I have a problem. Then, hop around on your knees for 35.5 seconds, no more, no less, and caw like a rooster giving birth. What? Roosters totally give birth. You're crazy. Jenifer saw it.
1. Are you missing someone right now? Yes. You know who you are.
8. Are you tired? Yes. I'm a high school student. Of course I'm tired. :p
1. Real name? You'll never know. Unless you do the ritual previously stated in a previous round. That will amuse me. I probably still won't tell you. It's Arabic.
2. Nick names? Jenny-Baby. Shit. That's actually a nickname. I've got bitchy friends. Aparently they get pissed when I tickle at there toes pretending to be a mouse just to hear them scream. So my name is now shit. Foofie. Thats an actual nickname too. Odd.
3. Eye color? Brown.
9. Long or short? Long or short what? I did mention I was female...And I'm not so into that kinda stuff..sooo...
10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans. Unless it's gym class. Because that's awkward, gym class in jeans.
1. First best friend? Kate. Mah wifey for lifey.
3. First pet? A Husky named Raphael. After the ninja turtle. I named him:) But we had to choose between the dog or my sister. Legit. We kept my sister. we should have kept the dog.
4. First big vacation? Cuba. I was four. I don't remember the first time, but we go every year. Fun.
1. Eating? Nothing.
4. Listening to? The T.V. And Gaga. I love Gaga. There's this guy with a tumor thats taken over his entire face...its so...ew.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? Uh, shorter I guess. I don't really have a preference.
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? Probably, I used to eat a lot of things I shouldn't have eaten when I was a kid. And there's this thing. It's called pop.
4. Broken someone's heart? Not that I know of? I really don't think there is anyone anyways. so.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? Yes. It makes me happy...
I'm thinking I've put way too much information about myself online right here...But it was fun. Thank you for sharing this experience with me.
So...Yeah _ BYYE!!!
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