Marcus Absent
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Joined 06-28-11, id: 3028337, Profile Updated: 08-21-13
Author has written 9 stories for South Park, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Death Note.

About Me

Real Name: Not for you, I'm afraid.


Gender: Male

Age: 22

Profession: Mathematics student and budding writer

Current Status-Indefinite FanFiction Hiatus

Currently, I'm not writing fanfiction. Feel free to browse my completed works below, or check out my stories on FictionPress (under the same username).

Join the Revolution!

In the time that I've been writing fanfiction, I've seen that the institution (fanfiction in general) is overrun by people who are obsessed with pairings. Now, there isn't necessarily anything wrong with pairings, but when there are angry words over someone not liking the pairings you happen to like, well then someone's taking the pairings too seriously. And then from that we have out-of-character pairings, slash pairings, and enough smut to make anyone wish that they didn't have to share their fandoms with teenage girls (for those teenage girls who don't write obsessive pairing fics, I apologize, but that IS the stereotype).

And so, I've decided, no more. From this day forward, I am at war. War with bad fanfiction everywhere. Just because we aren't professionals doesn't mean we shouldn't try to make our work good.

My blog (The Fanfic Skeptic) is in the process of becoming a haven for Gen Fics, both from myself and any author that wants to submit their own high quality stories. It's a lot like the communities on this site, but I also want to gather authors from other fanfiction publishing sites as well. Hopefully, we can build it into a place where people can find good work without having to sift through pompous pairings, slash fics, and Mary Sues. I also keep my stories here as well, so that I can help maintain a presence in "enemy territory." If you want to become an author for The Fanfic Skeptic, send me a PM.

-Marcus Absent

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My Favorite Stories and Franchises

Favorite Manga

Death Note

Fullmetal Alchemist

Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle

Liar Game


Fairy Tail

One Piece

Deadman Wonderland


Black Cat

Favorite Anime

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Death Note

Cowboy Bebop

Fairy Tail


Favorite TV Shows:

South Park





Avatar: The Last Airbender

New Doctor Who

Anything Star Trek

Favorite Books:

The Harry Potter series

The Artemis Fowl series

The Hunger Games Trilogy

Lois Lowry's dystopia trilogy (The Giver, Gathering Blue, and Messenger)

The Inheritance Cycle

The Chronicles of Narnia

Sherlock Holmes


Brave New World

The Myth Adventures series by Robert Asprin and Jody Lynn Nye

Most of Michael Crichton's books, especially Sphere.

All of Rick Riordan's books (the Percy Jackson & the Olympians series, the Heroes of Olympus series, and the Kane Chronicles)

Any book by Robert Cormier

Favorite Movies:

The Princess Bride

Star Wars (all 6)

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

The Dark Knight trilogy

The movies leading up to and including The Avengers


Any movie by Pixar (though my least favorite is Cars)

Pretty much any movie related to the above Manga/Anime/TV Show/Book franchises, especially...

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Star Trek: First Contact

Star Trek: Insurrection

Star Trek (2009)

The Harry Potter movies

Death Note & DN: The Last Name


Cowboy Bebop: Knocking on Heaven's Door

Sherlock Holmes & SH: A Game of Shadows

The Chronicles of Narnia (by Walden Media)

and excluding...


The Last Airbender

Thoughts and Advice

First off, I started writing fanfiction soon after I joined this site, in the summer of 2011. I had seen a few South Park stories, and they inspired me to write my own. I consider myself primarily a South Park writer, although there are other fandoms that I write (and intend to write) for.

Outside of fanfiction, I am working on an original fantasy novel/novella series with one of my friends. I originally used this site as a way to change up what I was writing, so as not to get bored, but it's almost become the opposite; recently, I've spent more time here than on my "real" story. So I'm trying to keep the two fairly even.

In my opinion, the key to writing great fanfiction is to not like fanfiction in general (as weird as that obviously sounds). Remember, 99% of everything is crap, and fanfiction is no exception (I hope I have not offended any of you by saying this, but it is somewhat true). The 1% of it that's good inevitably imitates whatever it is that makes the Original Source Material so good. To use an example: in South Park, this is the comedy. If your South Park story doesn't have humor in it (even sick, demented humor, as I have often used), then it's probably not good (the exceptions to this are extremely rare). And sometimes, just having humor is not enough; usually, the humor itself has to be what drives the story.

Why do I say all this? I have a great deal of respect for the books, shows, and movies listed above. Too many people (in my opinion) use fanfiction as an excuse to, well, have their favorite characters have sex with each other or with his/her own OC, or to make the OC overshadow the "real" characters (there, I said it). If that's what you do, go right ahead, but I probably won't give very positive reviews. Sorry. Remember, the key to making good fanfiction is to base it on the OSM, not other fanfiction.

And with that, here are some tips I've found to be helpful:

Be in character. The characters we use don't belong to us, and we should use them in character or not at all. For instance, I don't usually swear in real life, but Kenny and Cartman do in my stories, because that's what they do in the show. Remember, you should adjust your story to fit the characters, and not the other way around (unless you're writing a twisted AU, and even then it has to be done carefully).

In keeping with the previous point, avoid slash pairings. To be clear, slash pairings are defined (by me, at least) to be a gay pairing between two characters who are NOT canonically gay (otherwise, it's IC). Using a slash pairing is a real easy way to write OOC real quick. For a full critique of slash, see "Dude, This Pretty F'cked Up Right Here" below. It's just my luck that my three favorite fandoms (South Park, Death Note, and Star Trek) have some of the most notorious slash pairings ever.

In conclusion, I always prefer that stories be consistent with canon in terms of plot, because I think that's a part of playing to the story's strengths. In franchises that are less plot driven (like South Park), I'm usually a bit more lenient. However, that is a standard I try to only hold myself to; I've found many non-canon fics that I enjoy, although when it comes to franchises that are heavily story driven (such as Death Note), it becomes much harder.

Star Trek, in particular, is a show/movie series that has done quite well on its own. I only want to offer them stories that are the very best I can make them. This even applies to South Park (and let's be honest, even its creators disrespect it from time to time, in good fun). The stories I write are an attempt to reflect what is good about the shows/books/movies that I enjoy, in the hopes that I can display them in a positive light.

Now, for reading. I always try to incorporate constructive criticism into my reviews, because I want to help others improve. I typically only review stories that I like, though, so if I leave a long review breaking your story down, it's usually because I care, and not because I'm trying to be a jerk. The only times I'll leave a review for a story I don't like is it's really pissed me off somehow. And trust me, you'll be able to tell if that's the case.

The main thing that irritates me while reading is when people leave a good story unfinished. I understand why people do it, but it really is frustrating to be reading a story...and then not have it be updated for months or even years. That's why I try to only work on one major story at a time, so that I can make sure to not keep the audience waiting. After all, the show must go on!

As of June 2012, I'm not reading as much as I used to, so as to spend more time writing. I'm keeping up with stories that are already on my Subscription list, and if you leave a review, I usually go to see if you've written anything I might be interested in (so yes, I do spend some of my time creeping on people's profiles, checking out their stories, so...beware!). But right now I have too many stories to keep up with for me to just randomly browse the (South Park or Death Note) front page anymore. The best way to get my attention is to review my stories.


As I've stated above, I always try to keep my fics grounded in the reality (or at least the possibility) of the OSM. However, I am as human as all of you, and there are a few things that I consider to be my guilty pleasures in fanfiction.

Pairing Cartman and Wendy (South Park): Even though I'm not a big fan of romance and most non-canon pairings, I find Candy (when written well) to be immensely enjoyable to read, and often to write. Still, it always has to be done in a way that develops and is consistent with their characters.

Making Near suffer (Death Note): In all of Death Note (and possibly most anime in general), Near is my least favorite character because of his smug attitude and snooty aloofness. If Near appears in any of my DN fics, don't expect him to be portrayed sympathetically.

Rule of Funny/Rule of Cool: If a story is either funny or badass, it's usually easier for me to overlook glaring flaws.


I've decided to stop putting this on my individual stories, as I think it's become rather cliched. As this is a fanfiction site, these stories are all based in existing franchises, which do not belong to me, and are the property of their respective owners. The only thing I own in this whole thing are my individual stories, as well as any OCs that may appear from time to time.

My Stories

As for everything else...well, just see "My Stories" below.

Future Projects: Some of my ideas for future projects include...

South Park

It Began with a Question, an origin story for Mysterion. (Next in multi-chapter queue)

Josh, a movie parody. I don't want to give away what movie, though, so I really can't say more. (4th in multi-chapter queue)

Butters' Balls, working title for Butters' character story.

You Better Go Catch It, something of a (very light-hearted) sequel to The Clock Ticks On. (Scrapped, at least for now)

Of Mice and Me, a(nother) Kenny one-shot.

(Future installments of Reflection are also currently on hold)

Death Note

To Be the Best, which chronicles Mello's rise to power.

Percy Jackson & the Olympians

The Love of the Gods, a prequel starring Annabeth, Luke, and Thalia. (Reduced to one-shot)

One of Them, a sequel to The Last Olympian (but set prior to The Lost Hero). (3rd in multi-chapter queue)

Star Trek

Star Trek: Brave New World, a sequel to Star Trek (2009), not related to the Untitled Star Trek Sequel coming in 2013.

Star Trek: Renegade, a Star Trek fanfic series, starring completely original characters, with some crossovers into other science fiction franchises (including, but obviously not limited to, Star Wars). It will be a total of seven "episodes," following the adventures of the crew of the starship Renegade. (Episode 1 is 2nd in multi-chapter queue, with more to follow)

Harry Potter

A one-shot or short multi-chapter based on the Weasely is Our King theorywhich can be found here.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Ember Island's Other Performance, an ATLA version of "Dude, This is Pretty F*cked Up Right Here"...depending on how much the amount slash in that fandom pisses me off as I read it.

The Heirs of Roku, which will (finally) explain what happened to Zuko's mother. (On hold, until I get a better idea of where the story will go)

The Inheritance Cycle

Endless Black, a tale of joy, death, and madness. (Next in one-shot queue)

Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle

Due to the nature of the TRC manga, it's very easy to cross them over into pretty much ANY franchise. Crossovers are not really my signature style, but you can probably expect several crossovers to involve TRC. For fans of the manga, any crossover with them will probably be set prior to the Acid Tokyo arc (since that where things really start getting crazy). Potential crossovers include:

Where Travelers Meet (Doctor Who. You know, the same thing about TRC can be said of this as well. It can be crossed over with virtually anything).

Forever Doomed Shall Be the One (Artemis Fowl)

Untitled Harry Potter Crossover

(All TRC crossovers on hold for awhile)


Wizards and Pirates, a Fairy Tail/One Piece crossover featuring duels between the guild and the crew. Just for lulz. Assuming I get better at writing action sequences, that is.

Various one-shots (which can be somewhat spontaneous) will no doubt pop up here and there.

Well, find a story to read below, and enjoy.

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Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Life Note by Universe32 reviews
this is a bad fanfiction, don't read it, it's horrible...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012
Kira Origins by Kira-Akabane reviews
I've set this in an alternate reality where the Death Note doesn't go to Light but to someone else and is told from a first person perspective. Still includes all the original characters though.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,575 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - unknown - Complete
Bloody Kleptomania by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
South Park Aargh: episode 815 / #02 Cartman has a new idea for instant cash, Fiona is up to her old tricks again, Kyle has to deal with them both while Stan becomes an activist again. Meanwhile, some of the other kids are having adventures of their own... Oh, and Kenny dies. Chaos ensues. Rated T for being South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Eric Cartman, Clyde D., Bebe S., Ester S. - Complete
Powerless by CatatonicVanity reviews
They say that when you die, your life flashes before your eyes. But if you know of your impending death, what do you see then?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012 - L - Complete
So it was YOU by Orange-Moon-Goddess reviews
Rated T for language. Chief Yagami is shocked by a revelation concerning his son. Light was the one who did it. Light was the one who ate the last bag of chips.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Light Y., Soichiro Y. - Complete
Thoughts of a Dying Mafia Boss by Shingeki no Shiba reviews
A quick drabble of Mello's thoughts as he is dying. He is fixated on the rivalry that stole away so many years of his short life. Please keep in mind that I haven't watched the episode of his death in a while, so if I got any specifics wrong, I apologize.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Mello - Complete
Gender Confusion: The Trilogy by ThreadbareSP reviews
In this revised compilation of the first three Threadbare South Park episodes, a new kid with an abusive parent moves to South Park. Hilarity ensues. Starring Kyle, Cartman, Stan, and this one other kid. Don't like OCs? Me neither. Give this one a shot. TSP episodes 101, 102, and 103.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,111 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Last Resort by Tailsdoll123 reviews
Dedicated to Red Cookies-Misa is going in for the big one, so Light has to use his last resort: L-said last resort has no clue as to what is going on
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Fiona by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
South Park Aargh #01 - Episode 716. While another new, foreign girl... yawn... joins the fourth grade class in the South Park Elementary, students' belongings mysteriously disappear. Kyle blames Cartman who is busy rallying a campaign against Mary Sues... Rated Tea for Britain.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,231 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Kyle B., Jason, Eric Cartman, Mr. Mackey - Complete
I Am The Last by Thisisntmydesign reviews
He couldn't die. He couldn't live. They couldn't remember. That question mark was the key to the answers that he needed. It was time to find those answers. Used to be called "Mysterion Returns". In the process of editing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,465 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Mysterion, Stan M. - Complete
The Green Eyed Monster by NoseBridgePinch reviews
Wendy gets kicked out the the girl's lunch table for being preachy, she decides to sit with Stan and his friends for the remainder of lunch. Hilarity ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
They Call Me Kenny by Thisisntmydesign reviews
They call me Kenny. They see me in my orange parka and think 'Oh it's just Kenny. Nothing special about him. He's just one of the boys.' They see my eyes, but they don't read them. They don't know my lies. ON HIATUS
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Kenny M.
The Moral Ascension of Kenny McCormick by Sifl-senpai reviews
This is both an introspective look at Kenny as he struggles to understand the curse of his immortality as well as a not-so-subtle satire on shipping South Park characters. The big joke is that there is no slash even though the setup's primed for it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Snowpocalypse by Wedjat reviews
After a massive snowstorm, Kenny does whatever it takes to give his sister the Christmas she deserves…even if it means working for Cartman and fighting an army of polar bears. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,649 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Mysterion, Karen McCormick - Complete
Kira is Justice by chihuahua0 reviews
In the year 2014, three years after Kira disappered, another Shinigami drops a Death Note on America. Thus starting a series of events that are both similar and different from last time. First fan-fic story. Questions are always answered. Please Review.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,940 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Near - Complete
How to Stop a Rumor by Nekoi Kurona reviews
Mashiro's thoughts about the rumors of him and Azuki
Bakuman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Moritaka M. - Complete
Mysterion is Born by TOkun92 reviews
Kenny McCormick tried to go sleep. He always found it easier to sleep when His parent's fought. But not tonight. Karen wasn't sleeping; He could hear her through the thin walls. He needed to help her. He begged God to help Him, help her.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kenny M., Karen McCormick - Complete
Mysterion Has TittyVision by ThreadbareSP reviews
This story is my pride and joy; my gift to the realm of comedy. "Greetings, fellow superheroes! I am... Stethoscope!" Coon & Friends begrudgingly allow an oddball superhero to work as their secretary. Meanwhile, Mysterion deals with some titty issues. TSP Episode #203
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
I'm sorry by sadpeople56 reviews
Cartman's thoughts after the murder of Butters Stotch.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Where The Hell I've Been At by Madcow5678 reviews
Kenny's poem from Woodland Critter Christmas, explaining what happened to him during Season 6.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kenny M., Satan
I Don't Belong Here by Ciccialine reviews
I collapse on my back, willing the snow to cover me. Smother me. Drown me until I'm blind. I was stupid then, thinking something as small as holding her could protect her. T for Death
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kenny M., Karen McCormick - Complete
The Dragon of Narnia: The Silver Chair by The Chuckinator reviews
Spin-off to The Dragon of Narnia. Eustace has been called back to Narnia along with his friend Jill Pole, to help save Narnia from a great evil. With the ability to transform into a dragon at will, can he complete this mission?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole - Complete
Nothing Rhymes With Orange by NoseBridgePinch reviews
And Kenny is feeling slightly left out of the group. A small snapshot of the group dynamic from Kenny's perspective. Gift for John-SP150.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
RIP by JVM-SP150 reviews
Please, for the love of God, don't read this. I'm just saving this because the review used to mean a lot to me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - OC - Complete
The Boy & The Ghost by ShawnsBiggestFan reviews
Wendy Testaburger has died and gone to Limbo.To get to where she is going she has to help a certain ex-boyfriend back on earth and Stan thinks he's suddenly gone mad because his ex-girlfrend is stalking him from beyond the grave. I'm going to start on this story again, so if any of you lovely readers have any ideas/suggestions just hit me up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M.
Paper Clips by ShawnsBiggestFan reviews
The Girl's and Boy's of South Park High have found a new fad that Wendy isn't impressed with! Can her relationship with Stan survive it? In other news, Cartman is still a virgin and Butters isn't! Stendy! Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
We Remember by mapplepie reviews
"I can't die! It's the same every time! I wake up in bed the next day and no one ever remembers!" ...But that's not true, Kenny. Stan and Kyle both beg to differ. And one of these days, they'll admit it. So... just stay alive and wait for it, okay?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Chaos Rising by The Chuckinator reviews
The sequel to Mysterion Rising. A week later after Mysterion defeated Cthulhu, a new villain has appeared in South Park: Professor Chaos. Can Mysterion defeat the greatest villain he's faced so far, or will Professor Chaos win?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
The Wedding Show by ShawnsBiggestFan reviews
The boy's are counting down the days to their Summer holidays, a whole two months of drinking and adventures ahead of them, but first they have to survive the last two weeks in school, the charity project & the wrath of Wendy Testaburger.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
So Much for Death to us Part by SecretanimeFreak reviews
Devon is a 17 year old girl who shares the same curse as Kenny McCormick what happens when they decide to try and die together when their mother's are both dead? One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Kevin McCormick - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by Sifl-senpai reviews
REVAMPED: Eric Cartman is actually Kyle Broflovski's brother! Wait, is "Cartman" even his name anymore? Written before Scott Tenorman's return came out. T for language only. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Eros Pines by Sensara reviews
If a god loves a servant subordinate to her, how can he ever return her love? Another Changeling lives on Deep Space 9 and falls for Weyoun. Rated T for safety.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,480 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Weyoun - Complete
Return Trip by Bow to me Fools BOW I SAY reviews
It's the end of the world for Sokka when his boomerang breaks, but, while exploring a small Fire Nation town, they meet a strange boy who is able to fix it with what appears to be magic. But why is Aang acting so strange about the whole ordeal?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,528 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Edward E., Aang - Complete
Belief by wildcannabis reviews
Wendy turns to God in wake of a tragedy. She needs to believe that there is a Heaven, and that that's where he is. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Mysterion Rising by The Chuckinator reviews
Kenny McCormick has been born, and his parents are happy. However, that changes when he is kidnapped by the Cult of Cthulhu. Years later, he discovers that he has a superpower and becomes the superhero known as Mysterion!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,960 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kenny M., Mysterion - Complete
The Final Farewell by XxXMika-ChanXxX reviews
Misa goes to visit Light, her lover, her God, her Kira-sama's grave for a final goodbye. Rated T for safety. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Misa A. - Complete
The Dragon of Narnia by The Chuckinator reviews
When Eustace went to Narnia with his cousins, he never imagined the adventure he would take. But on Goldwater Island, he would start an even greater one.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole - Complete
Krait Book 01 Slytherin's Heiress by slytherinsal reviews
Harry's fourth year;Snape is sent to find a new pupil whose powers have been blocked and who's coming late. A pupil who is truculent and swotty with unusual parentage and a predilection for explosions. AU, T later chapters; violence mentioned; implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,848 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Girl Trouble by Caz Dowse reviews
Our poor boys...Stan's been dumped by his girl, Kyle's got an interesting new girl, Cartman would like any girl and Kenny, um, is a girl. Read on and all will be explained! Multi chaptered fic. Epilogue now up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,037 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
From This Age by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Stanley, Eric, Kyle, Butters, and Kenny have never met. But all of that is about to change once they grow from bubbling toddlers to five awkward preschoolers. Sequel to From the Beginning.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Shoes by Madcow5678 reviews
Other people call their therapists, or make lists of their problems, or drink, or take drugs. Bebe buys shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bebe S. - Complete
Explosions by Madcow5678 reviews
Quick sketch of a face, neck, two arms and now for the good part. It was astounding how much pleasure one could get from drawing boobs on top of forty years' worth of previous graffiti. The real thing was way better, obviously, but still, he could dream"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
Stupid Gay Conformist Prom by JoeMerl reviews
How the "South Park" characters' senior prom is likely to go if most fanfic writers get their way. All in good fun. Main pairings: Wetters, Demrietta, past Stendy. Various side pairings. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - [Butters S., Wendy Testaburger] [Damien, Henrietta] - Complete
Revenge Au Trois by Caz Dowse reviews
Trent Boyette is back for revenge on the boys - and this time he's not alone...Rated T for language. Please don't judge by crappy title, okay! Final chapter up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,341 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Jar by Bow to me Fools BOW I SAY reviews
One-shot. Don't you just hate it when you can't open a jar?
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Bad Day by Caz Dowse reviews
Kyle comes home to find Stan waiting in his room, but everything is not as it seems - oneshot. Sorry Slash fans, this isn't a Style, it's more of an anti-Style. Rated T for violence and language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Degrees of Poison by Fire Tears reviews
Being friends with Artemis, Foaly had said, would be like being friends with a viper. It was not an inapt analogy. After the events of 'The Time Paradox', Holly and Artemis have a discussion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Scorned Bebe by Ashley The Genie reviews
On valentine's day, poor Bebe finds that there are only two boys left that could possibly be a decent valentine. To avoid ridicule from the other girls, Bebe finds herself at the mercy of Kenny McCormick.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Kenny M., Bebe S. - Complete
odd combinations by kyleisgod reviews
The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Should've Listened to the Star Trek Dorks by Seaouryou reviews
[Based on episode 616] Cartman returns to the future, an obese car repairman instead of a wealthy CEO of his own time travel company, and becomes obsessed with fixing the life he so spectacularly screwed up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Noodle Incident by Swing123 reviews
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
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The Secret Rule reviews
Taro Kagami has spent his whole life trying to undo the destruction caused by the notebook. Now, he may finally get his chance. But the powers of evil are stronger than he thinks. Who will win? Who will survive? COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,977 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Ryuk, Taro K. - Complete
Reflection reviews
It's just a day in the life of Eric Cartman, but something isn't quite right. Or maybe several somethings...Rated T for swearing. One-shot series.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Eric Cartman - Complete
A Voice Crying Out in the Darkness reviews
Naomi Misora visits a killer in jail for some answers, but gets a little more than she bargained for. Rated T for...general creepiness, I guess.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Naomi M., BB - Complete
The Clock Ticks On reviews
"What if I told you dying was not my true curse?" Kenny one-shot. South Park does not belong to me. Please review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Kenny M. - Complete
Dude, This is Pretty F'cked Up Right Here reviews
After reading a fanfic about themselves, the boys say what needs to be said. For them, it was a wake-up call. For me, it was the start of the war. Rated T for language, slash, and just being South Park. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,301 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Fate of Pride reviews
"I should be with my brothers, but I'm not. Why am I still here?" Takes place during Chapter 108 of the manga. I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, or even the events seen in this story; only my interpretation of them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Pride, Mrs. Bradley - Complete
Cartman Rising reviews
The second of my South Park "character stories." Eric Cartman isn't content to live a life of mediocrity. No, he has big plans for the future. But what will those plans cost, and will anyone escape? Rated T for language, sexuality, and Cartman. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,857 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Eric Cartman - Complete
The Holiday Spirit reviews
Kenny and friends are off to a ski race, but there's some sabotage. Can Kenny make sure Cartman doesn't get away with his cheating tactics? One-shot. This is for SouthParkFan8's Christmas Contest.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
My Name is Kenny reviews
Kenny has a curse: he can't die. How did he get this curse, and what will he do about it? There's hurt, love, betrayal, friendship, and the final truth awaiting for those who read. Rated T for some swearing. South Park doesn't belong to to me. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,661 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete